The AH.com Series is a weekly episodic series that follows the misadventures of the crew that make up the Multiverse Exploration Ship AH.com as they travel from one alternate universe to another. The nemesis to the AH.com and its crew is the CF.Net, commanded by Ward.

The AH.com: The Series Universe was created by Psychomeltdown and has been additionally expanded by the numerous writers and contributers over the last four years. Writers who have written three or more episodes are denoted as “Writer Chimps”, which, obscurely, is a much coveted and competed for title.

As we approach the beginning of the fifth season, the Series has produced 118 episodes and has “outlasted” many real-life science fiction shows in terms of longevity and material.

There is also a spin-off series, AH.com: The Next Generation, initiated by Jord839.

In the beginning, the AH.com ship was a captured prize by the Human Unity, which at the time was in a desperate war against an invading Multiverse spanning empire controlled by Neanderthals. The AH.com, along with its sister ships the Alterverse and the CF.net, were refitted with weapons and crewed by the remnants of the Human Unity Space Fleet, under the command of Admiral Ward who also commanded the CF.net ship.

After the war against the Neanderthals, The CF.net, AH.com, and Alterverse were used to patrol and ensure that there was never a recurrence of the devastating invasion their planet had suffered. During this period, there came a new threat, the Devourer of Worlds, a deadly machine/creature that crossed from universe to universe, destroying planets for purposes unknown.

The ships along with the majority of the Human Unity Space Fleet attacked the creature, only to be nearly completely annihilated. The tattered remains of the Human Fleet regathered, the survivors making hasty repairs and reorganizing their ranks. With its commanding crew dead Lt. What, a science officer, was put in charge of commanding the AH.com by Admiral Ward. The Human Fleet re-attacked the Devourer and was once again shredded by the creature's power. Lt. Bruno What, his ship battered and remaining crew dead, saw the battle as lost and with some difficulty ordered the ship into a blind shift, fleeing from the battle, this act sparking Admiral Ward's undying hatred for what he perceived as Dr. What's cowardice in the face of an attack.

Ward and the CF.net managed to survive the fight, but the Alterverse was destroyed.

Dr. What currently commands the AH.com ship, though upon his death command transfered to Grey Wolf. Command was also given to Landshark/IronYuppie when Dr. What and Grey Wolf left the ship.

Currently Doctor What is in command of the ship.

See also:

Technology of the AH.com Series

Ships of the AH.com Series

Timelines of the AH.com Series

Not to be confused with:

Timeline of the AH.com Series

Series Running Jokes

• Captain- Doctor What

• Second-in-Command- Grey Wolf

• Third-in-Command- Landshark

• Chief Pilot/Ships Operations- GBW

• Security Chief- Matt

• Security Goon/Sheepist Priest- DMA

• Security Goon/Engineering Crew- Michael

• Public Relations/ Security Goon- IronYuppie

• Ensign/Standard Bearer- Othniel

• Ship's Computer/Historian- Leo Caesius

• Communications- Kit

• Engineering Chief- Dave Howery

• Engineering Crew- Psychomeltdown

• Teleportation Tube Operator/Engineering Crew- G.Bone

• Ship's Doctor- Torqumada

• Ship's Chemist- Thande

• Quartermaster- Hendryk

• General Lay-about- Flocculencio

• Cabin Boy- Luakel

• Abdul Hadi Pasha

• Straha - FALLEN

• Diamond

• Weapon M - (deceased)

• Timeline of the AH.com Series (Includes order of crew joining and leaving)

More information on the CF.Net crew can be found on its dedicated page.

• Captain - Ward

• Second - Grimm Reaper

• Third/Assault Captain - Midgard

• Communications/Ships Operations - Faeelin

• Chief Pilot - Scarecrow

• Assault Goon - Romulus Augustulus

• Assault Goon – Bulgaroktonos

• Genetic Weapons Specialist - DarkSlavik

• Weapons Officer - DominusNovus

• Chief Engineer – kilngirl

• Engineering/Teleporters - fortyseven

• Goon - DraconisNoir (deceased)

• Public Relations - N-reD (deceased)

• Pilot/Navigator - DuQuense (deceased)

• “Morale” Officer - Justin Green (deceased)

• “Chief Engineer” - Gedca (deceased)

• “Engineering Crew” - FederationX (deceased)

• “Third in Command” - MerryPrankster (deceased)

• Mike Collins - Greatest of the Fallen

• Ian - bartender of the Pub in the Hub and representative of the 'Administration'.

• Keira Knightley - an artificially created copy of the famous actress who ended up on the AH.COM, as Dave Howery's girlfriend.

• Bobo - A living brain created by Torqumada as a pet, but growing over the course of the series to become a talking and slightly powerful creature.

• Mosquito - Arrived one day seeking nectar, thanks to a teleporter accident. Currently still somewhere on the ship.

Complete List of Recurring Characters

Complete List of Luakels

Series Archive thread (you must be logged into the Ah.com Discussion Board to see this thread)

1×01 - “IN DA GADDA DE VITA THROUGH A CRACKED DARK MIRROR” - Doctor What - Link

1×02 - “AFTER CUBA” - Thande - Link

1×03 - “NOW, YOU TELL US” - Diamond-Link

1×04 - “WRATH OF THE EVERGREEN KHAN” - Romulus Augustulus - Link

1×05 - “BROKE DOWN AGAIN” - Michael - Link

1×06 - “CHEESE-EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS” - Leo Caesius - Link

1×07 - “FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY” - Psychomeltdown - Link

1×08 - “LIFE, EVERYTHING, AND THE PUB IN THE HUB“ - Doctor What - Link

1×09 - ”HUB(RIS)“ - Thande - Link

1×10 - ”CLASH OF CIVILIZATIONS“ - MerryPrankster - Link

1×11 - ”HAMSTERS OF THE INQUISITION“ - Dave Howery - Link

1×12 - ”THE NEXT TO THE LAST OMEGA MAN“ - Doctor What - Link

1×13 - ”SYMPATHY DAY“ - G.Bone - Link

1×14 - “WHICH SHIP IS PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL” - Luakel - Link

1×15 - “HOW SHARPER THAN A UNICORN’S HORN” - Thande - Link

1×16 - “THE SHIP SANK - DEAL WITH IT!” - Doctor What - Link

1×17 - “LAND OF THE SUPERMODELS” - Dave Howery - Link

1×18 - “THE RETURN OF MOLOBO AND MIKE COLLINS“ - MerryPrankster - Link

1×19 - ”AH.COM THE (sorta-kinda-maybe) NEXT GENERATION“ - Doctor What - Link

1×20 - ”IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND“ - Psychomeltdown - Link

1×21 - “HAVANAGEDDON” - Thande - Link

1×22 - “THE NESTORIAN CANDIDATE” - Leo Caesius - Link

1×23 - ”HALLOWEEN SPECIAL“ - Michael, Mayhem, and GBW - Link

1×24 - “DO THE ANIME-TION” - GBW - Link

1×25 - ”OF SHIPS AND CAPTAINS“ - Psychomeltdown - Link

1×26 - ”ONCE MORE INTO THE BREECH“ - Psychomeltdown - Link

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - Psychomeltdown - Link

2×01 - ”DRY DOCK“ - Psychomeltdown - Link

2×02 - ”ENEMY MINE, YOURS, OR OURS“ - Psychomeltdown - Link

2×03 - ”OPPOSITIONS“ - Dave Howery - Link

2×04 - ”LESBIANS OF DOOM“ - Doctor What - Link

2×05 - “AMERICAN EMPIRE THE HOLDER CANNOT SCENT” - Thande - Link

2×06 - “COUPS, PLASMA RIFLES, AND ALMORAVIDS, OH MY” - MerryPrankster - Link

2×07 - “GIVE ME A TALL SHIP” - Dave Howery - Link

2×08 - “THE HUNT FOR US AIN’T OVER” - Flocculencio - Link

2×09 - “IT CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD” - Doctor What - Link

2×10 - “A PRESENT FROM THE FUTURE” - Thande - Link

2×11 - “LEO ATROX” - Doctor What and MerryPrankster - Link

2×12 - “AVE, B'HARNY” - Doctor What - Link

2×13 - “SECOND STRINGERS” - Michael - Link

2×14 - “STORY HOUR” - Dave Howery - Link

2×15 - “CRAP-TASTIC VOYAGE” - Doctor What - Link

2×16 - “BLAME THANDE” - Flocculencio and Michael - Link

2×17 - “GENDERBENDER MIRROR” - Doctor What - Link

2×18 - “C-MEN” - Dave Howery - Link

2×19 - “GREATER TEXAS” - MerryPrankster - Link

2×20 - “JIHAD ON THEIR ARSES” - Psychomeltdown - Link

2×21 - “THE RETURN OF THE KING” - Doctor What - Link

2×22 - “LOS ESTADOS CONFEDERADOS DE AMERICA” - MerryPrankster - Link

2×23 - “A WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY” - Thande - Link

2×24 - “DINOS & NAZIS & DEROS, OH MY!” - Doctor What - Link

2×25 - “THE REIGN OF SPAIN FALLS MAINLY DOWN THE DRAIN” - Thande - Link

2×26 - “DON'T MENTION THE PORN!” - Doctor What and Thande - Link

2×27 - “ARENA OF DEATH & PAIN & OTHER BAD THINGS” - Doctor What - Link

2×28 - “SHIFT FROM THE FRYING PAN” - Ian the Admin - Link

2×29 - “SHOW'S OVER“ - Ian the Admin - Link

2×30 - “THE DOME FACTOR” - GBW - Link

2×31 - “A DAY IN THE LIFE OF G.BONE“ - Dave Howery - Link

2×32 - “THE THIN GREY LINE” - Leej - Link

2×33 - “CULT OF THE SWAMP GOD“ - Dave Howery - Link

2×34 - “REALITY IS A HARSH MISTRESS” - Psychomeltdown - Link

2×35 - “BATS...IN...SPAAAACE“ - Ian the Admin - Link

2×36 - “EX-TER-MIN-ATE!” - MerryPrankster - Link

2×37 - “HARBINGERS“ - Doctor What - Link

2×38 - “REVELATIONS” - Doctor What - Link

2×39 - “THE COMING TWILIGHT“ - Psychomeltdown - Link

2×40 - “A NEW DAY” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×01 - “A SHIP CALLED AH.COM” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×02 - “ONE FOR ALL & ALL FOR ONE” - Doctor What - Link

3×03 - “THE GOOD WEAR PINK” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×04 - “28 YEARS LATER” - Leej - Link

3×05 - “THE DUEL ON THE LAVA PLANET” - MerryPrankster - Link

3×06 - “TIN PLATED HEROES” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×07 - “TO LIVE AND DIE IN SAULT STE. MARIE” - Dave Howery - Link

3×08 - “FLOCC'S FIVE” - Michael - Link

3×09 - “TEENS ON A SHIP” - Flocculencio and Michael - Link

3×10 - “DOUGHBOYS” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×11 - “CONFEDERATE NAZIS” - sunsurf - Link

3×12 - “V IS FOR VENDETTA” - Dave Howery & MerryPrankster - Link

3×13 - “THE GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×14 - “LUAKELS OF THE WASTELAND, PART 1” - Doctor What and Dave Howery - Link

3×15 - “LUAKELS OF THE WASTELAND, PART 2” - Doctor What and Dave Howery - Link

3×16 - “A SMALL PROBLEM” - Dave Howery - Link

3×17 - “TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU” - Doctor What & Thande - Link

3×18 - “GBW CONQUERS THE NYMPHOMANIACS OF MARS” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×19 - “ HEY, HEY, WE'RE THE MONKEYS” - Dave Howery - Link

3×20 - “MORNING OF THE UNDEAD HORDES” - Psychomeltdown - Link

3×21 - “CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL ” - Dave Howery - Link

3×22 - “THE MACHINE ” - Dave Howery - Link

3×23 - “DARKLING WARLORD ” - sunsurf - Link

3×24 - “THE CERTIFIED WRITING MACHINE ” - Chris - Link

3×25 - “HAIR TODAY GOTTERDAMMERUNG TOMORROW, PART 1” - Thande & Doctor What - Link

3×26 - “HAIR TODAY GOTTERDAMMERUNG TOMORROW, PART 2” - Thande & Doctor What - Link

4×01 - “KUNG FU BOB VS. THE CLONEMASTER” - Dave Howery - Link

4×02 - “SEALIONS ON AN AIRSHIP” - Thande - Link

4×03 - “PLANET OF PORN” - Chris - Link

4×04 - “SPA DAY” - Psychomeltdown - Link

4×05 - “TEMPS” - Dave Howery - Link

4×06 - “KEEP OF THE ICELORDS” - Dave Howery - Link

4×07 - “WRITER'S STRIKE” - Thande - Link

4×08 - “UNRESOLVED ISSUES” - Psychomeltdown - Link

4×09 - “A MATTER OF BRITISHNESS” - Analytical Engine - Link

4×10 - “ROCKET RANGERS” - Dave Howery - Link

4×11 - “THE NOT SO GREAT CRUSADE” - Dave Howery - Link

4×12 - “HELL HATH NO FURY” - Psychomeltdown - Link

4×13 - “CITATION NEEDED: PART 1” - Doctor What & Thande- Link

4×14 - “CITATION NEEDED: PART 2” - Doctor What & Thande- Link

4×15 - “THE THANDRIX” - Analytical Engine - Link

4×16 - “AMAZONS & DINOSAURS” - Dave Howery - Link

4×17 -“VALLEY OF THE ROCKPUPPETS” - Zyzzyva - Link

4×18 - “MONTANA HOWERY AND THE MANTLE OF N00B” - Thande - Link

4×19 - “RAIDERS OF THE LOST VOWELS” - Analytical Engine - Link

4×20 - “DIAMOND WORLD” - Psychomeltdown - Link

4×21 - “THE MAPSIAH” - Doctor What & Thande- Link

4×22 - “LUST SLAVES OF THE MONKEY GOD” - Dave Howery- Link

4×23 - “ZE POORLY-DISGUISED PILOT” - Zyzzyva- Link

4×24 - “CORPS OF EXTRAORDINARY ENGINEERS AND OTHER STORIES” - Psychomeltdown- Link

4×25 - “THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, PART 1” - Thande and Doctor What - Link

4×26 - “THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, PART 2” - Thande and Doctor What - Link

5×01 - “THE GATES OF DAWN, PART 1” - Thande and Doctor What - Link

5×02 - “THE GATES OF DAWN, PART 2” - Thande and Doctor What - Link

5×03 - “CASINO IMPERIALE” - Thande and Doctor What - Link

5×04 - “POSITIONS” - Psychomeltdown - Link

5×05 - “MY NAME IS GLADIATOR” - Dave Howery - Link

5×06 - “QUEEN OF THE DRAGONS” - Dave Howery - Link

5×07 - “THE NARCISSUS SYNDROME” - Thande and Doctor What - Link

5×08 - “CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN” - Psychomeltdown - Link

5×09 - “HEART OF STEEL” - Thande - Link

5×10 - “MOVIE NIGHT” - Dave Howery - Link

5×11 - “PASHA'S PILOTS” - Doctor What and Thande - Link

5×12 - “THREE TALES OF TERROR” - Dave Howery - Link

5×13 - “SILVER AND FIRE, PART 1” - Dave Howery - Link

5×14 - “SILVER AND FIRE, PART 2” - Dave Howery - Link

5×15 - “THE MEN WHO WOULD BE KING” - Thande - Link

5×16 - “PLANET OF THE CREEPS, PART 1” - Dave Howery - Link

5×17 - “PLANET OF THE CREEPS, PART 2” - Dave Howery - Link

5×18 - “PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS FREEDOM” - Dave Howery - Link

5×19 - “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CF.NETTERS” - Thande - Link

Writer Chimp: A title given to those brave souls who have given up time, a social life, free sex, and a life to write episodes of the AH.com Series.

Doctor What - 26 episodes (co-writer) - 10 episodes

Psychomeltdown - 22 episodes

Dave Howery - 22 episodes (co-writer) - 4 episodes

Thande - 18 episodes (co-writer) - 7 episodes

MerryPrankster - 10 episodes (co-writer) - 3 episodes

Michael - 5 episodes and Halloween Special (co-writer) - 2 episodes

Chris - 2 episodes

Ian the Admin - 3 episodes

Flocculencio - 3 episodes (co-writer 2 episode)

GBW - 2 episodes and Halloween Special

Leo Caesius - 2 episodes

Leej - 2 episodes

Diamond - 1 episode

Romulus Augustulus - 1 episode

Luakel - 1 episode

Mayhem - Halloween Special

G.Bone - 1 episode

sunsurf - 2 episodes

Analytical Engine - 3 episodes

Zyzzyva - 2 episodes

CF.Net Miniseries: technically a part of season two's story arc, but viewed as something separate.

Counterfactual I “THE FIRST STRIKE” - Psychomeltdown - link

Counterfactual II “HOMECOMING” - Psychomeltdown - link

Counterfactual III “BATTLES” - Psychomeltdown - link

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