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The AH.com People's Funny Hat Revolution

Revolution led and proclaimed by Krall in April 2009 that led to the establishment of the Ah.com PCPCNOPTGFHFP

Beginning

After the apparent failure of the Funny Hat Bill, Krall launched a revolution against Parliament and Cabinet. He was joined in this by Ryder and Imajin (who had nothing better to do).

The allied revolutionary forces stormed Parliament on April 21, 2009, signalling the beginning of the revolution. With its forces, largely drawn from those of the defunct Zombie Bismarck Party, it quickly took the building/thread; MP Susano teleported to Straßburg (as he had done in the Crisis of 2008), while Minister of Vengeance maverick opposed the revolution as well. Imajin tried to take control of the revolution, but, upon summoning no forces but a tumbleweed, decided not to.

Pkmatrix, appalled at the ensuing bloodshed, declared his opposition to the revolution (but not to funny hats); Susano attempted to open negotiations with the revolutionaries, who claimed the AH.com executive as their own, which however was vehemmently rejected by the pro-parliamentary forces.

First Battles and Ceasefire

While Bismarck Zombies continued to occupy Parliament, the Bismarck Werecreatrues and Zeppelins met in battle with the pro-parliamentary forces, while the main AH.com forces remained inactive. Ground Battles between werewolves and maverick's samurai tanks remained inconclusive, while the Zeppelins and flying werecreatures were more successfully engaged by interceptors of Susano's Hessian Mercenaries.

However, no side was able to score a decisive victory, so both were open for negotiations, and a cease-fire was brokered, first called by Krall's forces, followed by Susano's troops.

Fragile Ceasefire

The cease-fire was nearly immidtaly broken when maverick destroyed all of AH.com's hat factories. This was and is seen by the revolutionaries as a war crime, an attack on civilian factories, however pro-parliamentary opinion is that these were military hat factories, producing hats of weapon-grade silliness, using civilians as human shields. Nontheless, to faciliate negotiations, the Hessians launched a commando hit on their ally and detained him honourably in his office in Buenos Aires.

Meanwhile, while the ceasefire was broken, Ryder's air werecreatures tried to secure all of Ah.com's silver, but instead only managed to snatch up all sliver, allowing Susano to secure the silver. Nontheless, battle ensued, in which Hessian AA batteries inflicted grievous losses on Ryder's air troops. A tank attack on the AA positions had a devasting effect but ultimately failed due to the intervention of TheDarkServant's forces.

However, soon afterwards, cease-fire came into effect again.

PCPCNOPTGFHFP

Ryder hosted the first round of talks, but those failed to have any success due to Ryder's demand for positions of power. Krall subsequently hosted the Ah.com PCPCNOPTGFHFP, conisting at first of himself, Ryder, Imajin, TheDarkServant, Susano and Pkmatrix. While negotiations about techncial details especially between Krall and Pkmatrix shwoed some successes, there was still a vast ideological rift on the main points.

Realising that negotiations might draw on, and with all sides accepting that the AH.com Political System does need major reforms, ideas came up to make the PCPCNOPTGFHFP more permanent. Finally, a compromise was reached wherein the commission would hold authority until further note or until August Elections, with Parliament and Cabinet merely continuing in “auxiliary” positions. As part of that compormise, the commission was reduced to 5 people and Ryder ejected from it.

Current Status

One can say that PCPCNOPTGFHFP's authority has not been acepted by all parts of the political system yet. Nontheless, it has taken up its work to reform said Political System, though it is too early still to note any trends or achievments.

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