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The Otto von Bismarck Zombie Resurrection, Undead, Werewolves, Martians, Scantily-Clad Beach Babes and World Domination Party

A now defunct AH.com political party, formed by Krall on the 8th of Feburary 2008 for the 2008 elections. Also known as the 'Zombie Bismarck Party (ZBP)' for short. It eventually gathered several members:

  • Krall [Chancellor of the ZBP and Lord Marshal of the ZBP Werewolf-Zombie Joint Zeppelin and Battleship Forces]
  • EvolvedLupine [Vice Chancellor of the ZBP, and Lord Marshal of the ZBP Martian Tripod Force, Kommandant of the ZBP Werewolf Infantry Forces]
  • Something [Lord Marshal of the ZBP Zombie Bolo Tank ForceS]
  • Codae [Shadow Minister of Slime Mo(u)ld Affairs of the ZBP]
  • RavenDarksong [Member of the ZBP]
  • Zyzzyva [Member of the ZBP]

The ZBP was a political alliance of Zombies, Prussian nationalists, Martians, Scantily-Clad Beach Babes and Werewolves, all dedicated to conquering the world and placing it under the control of Zombie Bismarck.

The ZBP had an armada, consisting of Martian tripods, Bolo Tanks, Zeppelins and Battleships, manned by a joint Zombie, Werewolf and Martian force, which it intended to use to conquer the world and place it under the control of the resurrected Zombie Bismarck. The ZBP armada was later joined by a horde of Scantily-Clad Beach Babes.

Policies

The ZBP's policies included:

  • Resurrecting the great and good German Otto von Bismarck as a zombie along with several other prominent germans.
  • Conquering the world.
  • The voluntary zombification of all police and defence forces.
  • Recolouring the British Empire manly blue instead of girly pink.
  • Free rights for Zombies, Undead, Werewolves, Martians and Scantily-Clad Beach Babes.
  • Annexing Kazakhstan to get rid of that damn Kazakh border.

Events

The ZBP formed a political alliance between them and the newly formed Constitutional Monarchist Party (CMP) as Zombie Bismarck is a well known monarchist.

In polling prior to the 2008 elections, the ZBP was third behind YSP and EVIL. However in later polls they were 5th behind the Constitutional Monarchist Party and the KETWITBP Party. The ZBP's main rival was the Evil Party, who are vehemently anti-zombie and so their political ideology was directly and fundamentally opposed to that of the ZBP.

The ZBP made “ZBP” its official ackronym instead of “OVBZRUWMSCBBWDP” in order for it to be more rememberable.

The ZBP was dissolved by Krall on June 24 due to lack of interest by other members. Krall joined the YSP, and Codae joined the OK Party.

Although defunct, the former membership of the ZBP was heavily involved in the AH.com People's Funny Hat Revolution and the subsequent formation of the Fascist Fascist Bastard Fascist Party.


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