Story started by Fellatio Nelson and written by a committee including him, Flocculencio, Thande, Satyrane, luakel and others. It features a crew of AH.com pirates and their good ship Pseudodisestablishmentarian, so called because by the time the enemy lookout has sighted the ship and called out its name, the pirates are already boarding.
The story is set in a generalised 16th-18th century in which anachronisms abound.
Flocculencio - Captain 'Blackbeard' Flocc
Fellatio Nelson - First Officer Nelson
Kit - Bosun Kit Morgan
Thande - Ship's Chymist/Powder Monkey Thande
Landshark - Gunner Landshark
Othniel - Chaplain Othniel Countrythatdoesn'texistyet
Romulus Augustulus - Oarsman Borat, chained in a cage, when not in use
luakel - Cabin Boy Luakel
Straha - Peg Boy Straha
Gunpowder Jen - Flocc's love interest and captain of the Hen Party, an all-female pirate ship
Cunnilingus Nelson - Fell's longlost sister and Gunpowder Jen's first officer
Lord Essex - Flocc's nemesis and rival for Jen's affections
Admiral Midgardmetal - Captain of the Blue November, a Russian ship