Which alphabet should the Somali language use?

  • The Cyrillic Alphabet

    Votes: 27 15.8%
  • The Latin Alphabet

    Votes: 77 45.0%
  • The Osmanya Alphabet

    Votes: 31 18.1%
  • The Kaddare Alphabet

    Votes: 20 11.7%
  • The Somalo-Arabic Alphabet

    Votes: 43 25.1%
  • Cyrillic/Latin/Kaddare Alphabets together

    Votes: 11 6.4%
  • Latin/Kaddare/Somalo-Arabic Alphabets together

    Votes: 8 4.7%
  • Cyrillic/Kaddare/Somalo-Arabic Alphabets together

    Votes: 7 4.1%
  • Latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya together

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • Latin/Osmanya/Kaddare together

    Votes: 3 1.8%
  • Cyrillic/Osmanya/Kaddare together

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • Cyrillic/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic together

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • Latin/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic together

    Votes: 8 4.7%
  • Latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic/Kaddare together

    Votes: 17 9.9%

  • Total voters
    171
A People of Song and Spear - A Look at Somalis Past and Present
People of Song and Spear
A Brief Ethnographic Update

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A nomad girl on pilgrimage to a shrine venerating the Sufi saint Abadir Umar Ar-Rida in Harar, Ethiopia


The Somali Peace Caravan performing in the wordless devotional music style called "grassland playing"




"God did not make Somalia for the Somalis, God made the Somalis for Somalia"
-- Sheikh Maxamad Caabdille Xasan





From the book "A Tree to Rest Under - Somalia's Culture and History" by Bianca Sorrenti, Chair of the XCKS (Revolutionary Communist Party of Somalia) International Solidarity Department, Deputy Head of the International Meeting of Communist and Worker's Parties


"Ethnically and culturally the Somali belong to the Cushitic ethnic group. Their closest kinsmen are the surrounding Cushitic (or as they are often called ‘Hamitic’) peoples of the Ethiopian lowlands who the Somalis know as the 'sisterfolk' – ‘Afar (or Danakil), the Oromo (Galla), Saho, and Beja. Their immediate neighbours to the north are the pastoral ‘Afar with whom they share Djibouti and who extend into the Somali province of the Ogaden. To the west, in Ethiopia, the Somali are bounded by the cultivating and pastoral Oromo; and in the south by the Boran Galla of Kenya. Although there is much variation amongst them, the physical features which immediately strike the eye and seem most generally characteristic of the Somali people as a whole, are their tall stature, thin bone structure and decidedly long and narrow heads. In their features particularly, the Somali also exhibit evidence of their long-standing relations with Arabia; and, in the south, amongst the Digil and Rahanweyn tribes, physical traces of their past contact with Oromo and Bantu peoples in this region. Traditionally, however, Somali set most store by their Arabian connexions and delight in vaunting those traditions which proclaim their descent from noble Arabian lineages and from the family of the Prophet. They commemorate the many centuries of contacts between the Somali and Arabian coasts which have brought Islam and many other elements of Muslim Arab culture. Thus, the Somali language contains a considerable number of Arabic loan-words, and Arabic itself is sufficiently widely known to be regarded almost as a second language. Nevertheless, although unwritten in any standard form until 1972, Somali retained its distinctiveness as a separate and extremely vigorous tongue possessing an unusually rich oral literature.


Within Somali, the widest dialect difference is between the speech of those decended from the northern pastoralists and that of the Digil and Rahanweyn decendants. These differ to much the same extent as Portuguese and Spanish. Yet, since many of its speakers are also familiar with standard Somali, the existence of this distinctive southern dialect does not alter the fact that from Djibouti to Garissa on the Tana River, standard Somali provides a single channel of communication and a common medium in which poems and songs compete for popularity. Poetry, it should be added, today as much as in the past, plays a vital part in Somali culture, and the extensive use of radio broadcasting and television in the modern-day Democratic Republic has enhanced rather than diminished its significance. Often a poem is not merely the private voice of the author, but frequently the collective tongue of a pressure group, and propaganda either for peace or for war is more effectively spread through poetry than by any other means.


The distinction between the speech of the Digil and Rahanweyn and their previously nomadic countrymen to their north and south is one feature of the wider cultural, geographic, and historical primary division in the Somali nation between the ‘Samale’ or Somali proper and the Sab. The former make up the bulk of the nation, and their name ("Somali" is a derivation from "Samale") has come to include the Sab, perhaps in the same fashion as the word ‘English’ is applied by foreigners to all the inhabitants of the British Isles. This larger fraction of the Somali nation consists of four principal groups of clans or ‘clan-families’. Descent in Somaliland is traced in the male line, and each of these units has a separate founding ancestor from whom, traditionally, its members trace their descent and take their collective name. The Samale clan-families comprise the Dir, Isaq, Hawiye, and Darod, all of whom are primarily pastoral nomads and variously distributed throughout the land. The Dir clans (‘Ise and Gadabursi) are mainly concentrated in the western part of the northern regions of the Somali Democratic Republic (the former British Somaliland), in the Jibuti Republic, and the east of the Somali Harar Province: a smaller nucleus also occurs in the south in Merca District, and between Brava and the Juba River. The Isaaq (who in conjunction with the Dir probably number almost three quarters of a million) live mainly in the centre of the northern regions of the Democratic Republic, but in their grazing movements extend also into the Haud.



To their east, the Isaaq mingle with the Dulbahante and Warsangeli divisions of the Darod who, with a strength of perhaps one and a half million, are the largest and most widely distributed of all the Somali clan-families. As well as the eastern part of the former British Somaliland Protectorate, the Darod occupy the Eastern, Nugal and Mudug Regions, most of the Haud and Ogaden; and finally, although interrupted by a large wedge of Hawiye in the centre of the Republic and the Digil and Rahanweyn between the rivers, extend eventually into the NFD-province which once belonged to Kenya. The Hawiye, who boast probably more than half a million persons, live to the south of the Majerteyn Darod in Mudug, Hiran, and round Mogadishu. They extend some way across the Shebelle basin where they mingle with the Sab tribes, and also, like the Darod, are found again in strength in Democratic Republic's NFD. With a total population of little more than half a million, the Sab tribes are less numerous, less widely distributed, and contain only the two major divisions already mentioned. As they had the a stronger cultivating bias than any other Somali group in the past, their living space is primarily restricted to the fertile region between the two rivers where their pastoral and cultivating sections mingle not only with each other but also with pastoral nomads of the other Samale clans (although in today's industrial Somalia, all of these distinctions are being worn away in favor of new social groupings as discussed below.)


In addition to these divisions of the Somali nation whose distribution and relative strengths are vital to an understanding of both past and present events, there are a number of smaller ethnic communities which require to be mentioned. The most numerous (some 80,000 strong) are Somalized Bantu scattered in cultivating villages along the Shebelle and Juba Rivers and in pockets between them. These derive in part from earlier Bantu and Swahili-speaking groups, as well as from former slave populations freed by the suppression of slavery at the end of the nineteenth century. Somalis acted as a link in the Arab Slave Trade, but saw the personal keeping of slaves as distasteful and a stain on their honor since Somalia was "a free sky land, where every man should have a camel and a path to travel" in the words of Sheikh Muhammad Abdullah Hassan. Although they still retain today much of their physical distinctiveness, socially these communities are becoming increasingly absorbed in the wider Somali society. The best-known groups are the Shidle, and Shabelle on the Shebelle River, and the Wa-Gosha (or Gosha) and Gobaweyn on the Juba. Less numerous but economically and politically more important is the immigrant Asian community (some 40,000 in the Democratic Republic) which consists chiefly of Arabs (many of families domiciled on the coast for centuries) and a smaller number of Indians, Pakistanis, and Persians. Similarly largely occupied in trade and commerce and also in development and technical aid is the small European community, numbering about 42,000 in Somalia. The permanent European settlers live mainly as city dwelling workers, buisinesspeople, and farmers in the south of Somalia. Although the proportion of people who practise some form of cultivation is higher, probably not much more than an eigth of the total Somali population are sedentary cultivators, and these mainly the southern Digil and Rahanweyn tribes. Thus for the majority, in the arid conditions of the north, centre, and extreme south (Northern Kenya) of their country, nomadism is the prevailing economic response, and mode of livelihood and social institutions in general are tightly adjusted to the scant resources of an unenviably harsh environment. Although true nomadism has all but gone extinct in favor of mixed cultivation and large ranch-style semi-pastoralism, which has unified the once disparate Sab and Samale branches of the Somali family, understanding the past helps understand the makeup of the current SDR.



In these regions, with their home-wells as a focus of distribution, the pastoralists move over many miles in the year, driving from pasturage to pasturage and water-point to water-point their flocks of sheep and goats and herds of camels, and, in some southern areas particularly, of cattle also. Of this mixed patrimony, although the hardy Somali pony remains the prestige beast par excellence, it is their camels which Somali most esteem. These are carefully bred for milk and for carriage. Milch camels provide milk for the pastoralist on which they previously depended on for diet; burden camels, which are not normally ridden except by the sick, transported their collapsible hut or tent and all their worldly possessions from place to place. Camel-hide was used to make sandals to protect their feet on the long treks across the country. But these uses do not in themselves account for the way in which the pastoralists value their camels (to this day) or, despite the longstanding and wide use of money as a currency, explain why it is primarily in the size and quality of his camels that a man’s substance was most tellingly measured. This striking bias in Somali culture is best expressed briefly by saying that in their social as well as economic transactions the pastoralists operate on a camel standard. Thus the exchange of substantial gifts of livestock and other wealth which cements a marriage between a man and a woman and their respective kin was once conducted in camels. This difference in attitudes is consistent with the fact that the milch camels and sheep and goats usually form two separate herding units. A man’s wife and children move with the flocks which provide them with milk and the few burden camels necessary for the transport of their tents and effects. With their much greater powers of endurance and resistance to drought, a man’s milch camels are herded by his unmarried brothers, sons and nephews, moving widely and rapidly about the country far from the sheep and goats which, in the dry seasons especially, have to cling closely to sources of water. Particularly in the dry seasons, when long and frequent treks back and forth between the pastures and wells are required, camel-herding is an arduous and exacting occupation and one well calculated to foster in the young camel boys all those traits of independence and resourcefulness which are so strongly beloved by the Somali culture.



Clans were traditionally "led" by Sultans, Kings, or Princes (in Somali: Suldan, Boqar, Garad, Ugas, etc.). These titles, which evoke something of the pomp and splendour of the grand old Islamic states, had (and still have) little with the actual position of Somali clan leaders, who are normally little more than convenient figureheads and lack any firmly institutionalized power. Indeed for the majority of northern Somali clans, the position of Sultan, though often hereditary, is hardly more than an honorific title dignifying a man whose effective power is often no greater, and sometimes less, than that of other clan elders. It is in fact the elders – and this in its broadest connotation includes all adults of a family – who control clan affairs. With a few special exceptions, a hierarchical pattern of authority is foreign to pastoral Somali society which in its customary processes of decision-making is democratic almost to the point of anarchy. It must be added, however, that this markedly unstratified traditional political system did recognize a seperate category of people known as sa'sab who fulfiled such specialized tasks as hunting, leather- and metal-working, and haircutting. The people who practise these occupations form a minute fraction of the total population and, traditionally, were separated from other Somali by restrictions on marriage and commensality. Today the enfranchisement of these Midgans, Tumals, and Yibirs, is far advanced and most of their traditional disabilities are disappearing. With the absence of institutionalized hierarchical authority, Somali pastoral groups are not held together by attachment to chiefs. Beyond the clan, the widest kinship ties are those which unite kindred clans as members of the same clan-family. In the traditional social system, however, the six clan-families into which the Somali nation is divided (the Dir, Isaq, Hawiye and Darod; and the Digil and Rahanweyn) are generally too large, too widely scattered, and too unwieldy to act as effective corporate political units. In the modern situation of Somalia, the social groupings of neighborhoods and cities acquired new vitality and significance to the point having supplanted many of the old tribal kinship relations.


Despite the prevalence of war, feud, and fighting in the epic songs and poems of Somali culture, particularly amongst the descendants of the old nomads, not all men were considered warriors. Those who devote their lives to religion and in some sense practise as men of God are known as wadads, and thus distinguished from the remainder and majority of men who, whatever secular calling they follow, fell into the category of warriors (waranleh, ‘spear-bearers’). This general division still retains validity despite the proliferation of occupations available today. Sufi holy men and scholars of religion, or sheikhs – to use the Arabic title which is usually applied to the more learned among them – fulfil such important tasks as teaching the young the Quran and the elements of the faith, solemnizing marriage and ruling according to the Sufi Islamic tradition in matrimonial disputes and inheritance, assessing damages for injury, and generally directing the religious life of the community in which they live. Essentially their role is to mediate between men; and, through the Prophet, between man and God – with the help of the many local saints to whom Somali look for support in the preferment of their pleas for divine aid and succour. Ideally, whatever their clan obligations (or neighborhood associations in the modern day), men of religion are assumed to stand outside secular rivalry and conflict, although in practice in the circumstances of Somali life this expectation is rarely if ever fully sustained. What is significant here, however, is that in contrast to the position in so many other Muslim countries, Somali sheikhs are not normally political leaders and only in exceptional circumstances assume political power. Although the more hierarchical political organization of the Arabs and the Oromos might seem to afford more purchase to the theocratic ordinances of Islam, it would be very mistaken to imagine that Islam rests lightly upon the Somalis. For if in some respects the circumstances of Hijazi or Oromo society conform more closely to the theocratic Muslim pattern elsewhere when compared to the saint-venerating freewheeling Somalis, there is no distinction between the two communities in their observance of the five ‘pillars’ of their faith – the profession of belief in God and the Prophet, the daily prayers, fasting, alms-giving, and pilgrimage. Nor, certainly, are the nomads any less pious or devout than the cultivators. The true position is rather that each community has adopted Islam in slightly different ways corresponding to differences in traditional social organization.


Thus, for example, while the adoption of Sufi saints was based on adherence to a particular order in many neighboring cultures, average Somalis venerate a wide array of saints - from "family saints" that were traditionally venerated by one's lineage, to "local saints" who were the patrons of one's city or neighborhood, to "order saints" who were the patrons or teachers of one's Sufi order. Notwithstanding these regional variations, for the Somali as a whole, it is not too much to say that in many important respects Islam has become one of the mainsprings of Somali culture; and to nomad, farmer, and worker alike the profession of the faith has the force almost of an initiation rite into their society. Thus while the Somali draw many of their distinctive characteristics, especially their strong egalitarianism, their political acumen and opportunism, and their fierce traditional pride to their own culture, they also owe much to Islam. And it is typical of their mutual dependence upon these two founts of their culture that the highly pragmatic view of life which nomadism seems to foster is tempered by a deep and, as it must seem to some, fatalistic trust in the power of God and His Prophet.


Above all, Islam adds depth and coherence to those common elements of traditional culture which, over and above their many sectional divisions, unite Somalis and provide the basis for their strong national consciousness. Although the Somali did not traditionally form a unitary state, it is this heritage of cultural nationalism which, strengthened by Islam, lies behind Somali nationalism today."
 
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That was incredibly insightful, really helped me get a clearer idea of Somalia and its people. This continues to be great!

Thanks! It's helpful to get some background info, because elsewise it's hard to explain how Subsaharan Africa's most ethnically homogenous country could have so many sectional divisions or where a nationalist movement emerged from when Somalis seemed to hate the very concept of a unitary state.


Separately, I had the XHKS successor party (the author of the TTL text was writing in the early Nineties) as a part of a loose equivalent to the International Meeting of Communist and Worker's Parties from OTL - it's more powerful and similar to a toned down Cominform run by the Chinese Communist Party and the Communist Party of Cuba, with the XHKS being the leaders in Africa. However, I wasn't sure whether or not the post-Cold War party might be a better fit in the Socialist International. Many former liberation movements in Africa went to SI, but the 90s XHKS (rebranded as the XCKS to make their Communist alliegence more specific along the road) is still much harder-left* than most of the parties there. In the IMCWP today, the South African Communist Party has a big role with the OTL EPRDF (which has an analogous Marxist orientation/good relationship with the post-Cold War to the TTL XHKS) in an observer position. Any thoughts on which political organization would be the more likely home for the XHKS, y'all?

*Well, harder-left in political orientation, rhetoric, and pageantry, but they're still the party of Kediyist liberal communism (it had gotten boosted by the emergence of China's Socialist Market Economy, which has a good deal of differences when compared to the Somali system, but is still close to it in spirit.)
 
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At least this Somalia won't be a hellhole in the 21st century ITTL (and I wonder what the butterflies are going to be from this)...

Waiting for more...
 
Alright, y'all, the communist-run nightclubs/jazz music update should be posted tomorrow! The first serious divergence from OTL will show up there as well, and it's a big one (well, at least for Somali music.)

Until then, here's some 70s Somali music for all you Anglophones, courtesy of the fabulous Dur Dur Band:

 
Alright, y'all, the communist-run nightclubs/jazz music update should be posted tomorrow! The first serious divergence from OTL will show up there as well, and it's a big one (well, at least for Somali music.)

Until then, here's some 70s Somali music for all you Anglophones, courtesy of the fabulous Dur Dur Band:

the world needs to listen to more african music.
 
The Dur-Dur band stuff has def. been my favorite in-thread music, and best of all it leads to more YT recommendations :D
Not somali, but check out Bembeya Jazz National, they're from guinea and used to make songs on commission for Ahmed Sékou Toure and his wife, like this one:
 
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Response to @Unknown on butterflies with a more stable Somalia (accidentally quoted other post, can't change quote):

According to this thread no US intervention in Somalia (of course, ITTL no intervention would be needed) the GOP would be less anti-UN and anti-Multilateral.

Be a bit ironic ITTL if Somalia decides to join a UN peace keeping missing in a country which IOTL participated in the Somalia peace keeping mission which collapses in the 1990s because of butterflies.
 
Red Nights in the Seastone City - Part I
Red Nights in the Seastone City - Part I

How Mogadishu's Coffeehouses made Communism Cool


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The members of the Toghdeer Jazz Band [1] in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. From right to left: Salma Gheedi Jaamac, Nimco Gheedi Jaamac, Qamar Asli Raashid, Halimo Deeqa Suldaan



Toosoo! [Waking Up!] by Nimco Jamaac and the Toghdeer Jazz Band





From the June 12th, 19XX [2] edition of Xidigta Oktoobar [3]



President Taariq Askari Hiraale [4] Awards Nimco Gheedi Jaamac and Salma Gheedi Jaamac the Ocean Star Medal for Lifetime Achievement

By Fadumo Taariq Burale


It almost sounds too strange to be true; Somalia might be the only socialist republic in the world with monarchs, two in fact. You won't find a crown on the head of our queens - they prefer sweaters and Wartburgs to gowns and Rolls-Royces. Just because the royals are too humble to sit on a throne, though, doesn't mean that their loyal subjects won't flock to see them when they deign to appear in public. Today was no exception, with the grounds of the Villa Somalia getting filled by adoring fans who lined up to see the Sultanas of Saxophone Nicmo and Salma Jaamac recieve the Democratic Republic's highest civilian award.


Everyone from dignitaries like former President Salaad Gabreye Kediye and South Yemeni Premier Abdul Fatteh Ismail to military heroes like Cosmonaut Asli Xasan Abade, Captain Alberto Franceschini and General Abdullahi Ahmed Irro to the members of controversial band People's Jihad attended the ceremony honoring the Blue Star Republic's first musical sensations. Even guests from the Italian mainland section of the PCI, the CPSU and the Communist Party of Cuba were among the people watching on the lawn of the Villa Somalia, but the most cheered attendee was none other than Sir Gerald Reece of the former British Imperial Service [5]. Lately in and out of the hospital due to ill-health, the hale apperance of the ex-colonial offical was an added cause for celebration.


President Hiraale gave a moving speech, describing how the first record he had ever bought was the Toghdeer Jazz Band's hit single "Hold My Hand" and the way that the two sister's stalwart anti-capitalism in the face of colonial oppression opened his eyes to Marxism."I am certain that I would not be a communist today if it wasn't for the two women standing next to me. One song of theirs was - and still is - better propaganda for scientific socialism than a hundred thousand posters." Members of all the parties in the Popular Front [6] spoke, with Assemblywoman Palazzola of the Farmer's Alliance stating that the music of the sisters was "a bright light in dark times for the nation, both in colonialism and after."


The sisters were born fraternal twins in 1937, during the upheaval of the Fascist subjugation. Daughters of a Yibir millet farmer and a Bantu cattle herdswoman, the sisters faced the double sting of oppresion at the hands of the colonial masters from Italy and the contempt of their own people due to their Yibir bloodline. They moved to the city of Berbera in the northerly British Somali Protectorate, both pursuing training to become teachers at the British School set up by the colonial government. There they met the other members of their band, which they formed as a hobby project while they attended college. They played at the Communist-frequented clubs and spread their political beliefs at every town they toured in as their music became more popular. The Toghdeer Jazz Band were known for their angry riots against the Italian Gendarmie as much as the intensity of their stage shows.

....

Although the twins are heroes to the nation in many ways, with both having served in the Burundi Emergency, the Ugandan Revolution, and the Wars of Reunification, to millions they will always be Somalia's Sultanas of Saxophone.






Cafephiles Incorporated Podcast - Episode 33 "Back in the S.D.R" Transcript Excerpt



DH: So, we've talked about Somalia on this show a few times before.

AJ: I mean, we had to! The country is right in between Ethiopia and Yemen, the two probable homelands of coffee, and Somalia's coffee culture has a good claim to being the most developed in the world.

DH: Yeah, we discussed this a bit on the last episode. There are coffee-lovers all over the world, but Somalis are fanatical about their beans. Somalia's mythical culture hero Fox Princess [7] was said to have stolen the coffee bush from the Ethiopian Lion-Emperor's private grove. The Somali Coast and Riverine Region are home to an awe-inspiring number of cultivars, including a Robusta coffee with an ultra-high caffeine content bred specifically to drink before battle, an Arabica variant for religious ceremonies, and even a type that was used in a courtship ritual [8]. There was war coffee, guys.


AJ: The countries in the area are not only great to visit on a summer vacation, but are also some of the heavyweights in coffee production. What you might not know, dear listeners, is that coffee played a large role in the creation of modern Somalia.

DH: That's not even an exaggeration - the nationalist movement in the country picked up steam from people becoming exposed to independence activists in coffeeshops run by communists like Mogadishu's Cafe Liberation. Many of those same activists became communists themselves and started the wave of revolts and strikes that lead to the Las Anod coup. There's one event that stands out in particular - the violent Al-Shuuri Riots of '57....




  1. Not really a useful footnote, I just love the range of expressions on their faces. Especially Halimo with her eyes closed - we've all been there.
  2. I'm not giving away exactly what year this was written in, but a good deal has changed already (if you couldn't tell from the rest of this.)
  3. October Star, the most popular state-run newspaper (not all or even many newspapers in the SDR were state-run) and known for being the "artsy" paper that spent a lot of ink discussing popular culture. Since the government was reading political content quite closely (they let people write what they wanted - it didn't mean that they weren't gonna set Hangash operatives to watch people writing critical pieces) it was actually an honor to write for some of the "fluff" columns as you could do what you wanted with them.
  4. I'm not gonna give away too much, but I will say this much: President Hiraale is an ATL-sibling of an OTL person and the transition of power was not bloodless but was relatively quiet with the eventual cooperation of Kediye.
  5. Surprisingly, this is loosely OTL. Sir Gerald Reece was very fondly remembered in the SDR for being an advocate for Somali enfranchisment, increasing the rights of Somalis and modernizing during his overseeing of the territory, and setting up the first primary schools in the country. There was even a statue of him reading a book to children in Hargeisa before it got blown up in an air raid during the Civil War.
  6. Read "DDR-style union of parties that actually is run by the Communist Party."
  7. The Amirad Dawacada [Fox Princess], also known as the Lady of Foxes or simply Fox, is a folklore trickster hero (much like Raven or Coyote in Native American myths) in Somali fables and a recurring villain in Amhara stories. She's my favorite figure in Somali folktales, so I'll talk about her at length. Depending on what story and who's telling it, she is either a stately middle-aged chieftain, a young woman with some fox-like features, or a literal fox, though all might be true since she could shapeshift. Firstly - sorry weebs, but she's a Bat-Eared Fox native to the Horn and not a Red Fox like kitsune are. To Amharas, she was a devious bloodthirsty raider whose band of marauding warriors was always repelled by the bold Solomonic Emperor Lion. To Somalis, the Fox-Princess was a noble thief who used cunning and charm to best an old and tyrannical Emperor Lion before escaping with a laugh into the bush when he figured out her tricks too late. Obviously, you can see the cultural biases of the imperial Amharas and the government-hating Somalis reflected :p. The Emperor Lion's court was composed of noble animals (or people, or animal-people) like Hawk, Horse, Cobra and Ethiopian Wolf, the Fox-Princess presided over a rival court of "lowly" animals like the slow-witted bruiser Hyena-Man (who was the butt of Fox's practical jokes as often as Emperor Lion), her royal spy Crow, the grouchy curse-happy magician Crested Porcupine, the wazir Sand Cat, and her head warrior and ghazi Chief Leopard (the stories of why a noble animal like a leopard would serve the Fox-Princess varied from a blood-feud that Leopard had with Lion to Leopard owing Fox a life-debt for saving him from a hunter's trap.) Like some other trickster heroes (can anyone say Sun Wukong?), she had a number of geas-like compulsions placed on her by a human Sufi saint that forced her to serve anyone who recited the Ninety-Nine Names of God in backward order. The Fox-Princess stories were often blatantly allegories for the Horn's political divisions - Fox represents the Samale Somalis, the regal Lion is obviously the Solomonic Dynasty of Abyssinia, the Leopard was the settled Sab Somalis, Porcupine represented the craftsmen-wizards from the Yibir that lived on the margins of Somali society, and so on. There's a short ultra-low-budget YouTube video featuring a typical Fox story (though the usual version has Fox as female and tricking Lion instead of Hyena) but the book Tales of Punt is a good place to start if you wanna find more stories from the Somali perspective of the Fox-Princess and her band of outcast subjects. The popularity of the proverb "If you must bow to a king, bow low, but sharpen your claws for when his back is turned" traditionally attributed to the Fox-Princess tells you a lot about Somali culture:closedeyesmile:.
  8. Yup, you read that right. This particular tradition is all but dead in Somalia today, but in the past, lovesick youths would buy or grow a special crop of coffee, roast the beans, and deliver them to their prospective lovers. After some time, the one who had recieved the coffee invites the gifter to share a cup of coffee with them. The way that the recipient of the gift prepares the coffee and arranges the set gives the proposer the answer, whether it be "Yeah, let's date seriously", "Let's see where it goes, but this is for fun", or "Stay away from me." Somalis are often said to be a forthright people, but we love pageantry and ritual in our coffee.
 
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There's quite a few Italian names in the above post; most Somalis of Italian descent left for Italy proper in OTL, but this doesn't seem to be the case here. Those individuals might be several shades darker than the average Italian though, since even in Fascist times there seemed to be quite a lot of race mixing going on, for the standards of that era at least... :p
 
Barre Hiiraale's alternate brother as president? The man himself was a unionist through and through. Nice Fox princess reference, my favourite folklore story had to be Dhegdheer. I was not aware of the coffee tradition but a lot has changed such as many of my relatives lamenting the harsh overgrazing and cutting down of trees by nomads that saw a lot of wildlife flee Somalia (a lot have been bought up by wealthy neighbours as well).
 
There's quite a few Italian names in the above post; most Somalis of Italian descent left for Italy proper in OTL, but this doesn't seem to be the case here. Those individuals might be several shades darker than the average Italian though, since even in Fascist times there seemed to be quite a lot of race mixing going on, for the standards of that era at least...

Oh yeah, there's a good deal more Italians living in TTL's Somalia by the the time the article was written than even in the waning days of the Italian Protectorate. Like you say, Italians seemed to have less hang-ups about marrying their former colonial subjects than most Europeans and I've already mentioned that Somalis were keen on marrying newcomers into their families. These two factors combined means that there's a lot of Italo-Somalis - many more than a demographer might predict from extrapolating trends in other countries.

At least one of the Italians mentioned, though, was an OTL person born before the POD.




Barre Hiiraale's alternate brother as president? The man himself was a unionist through and through.

Man, I can't get anything past y'all! You're right, of course, but !Barre Hiiraale is a different man personality-wise ITTL, though he's still a staunch party man.



Nice Fox princess reference, my favourite folklore story had to be Dhegdheer.

Dhegdheer used to scare the hell out of me, man. I blame my older sisters - they told me that she already had my scent from when I lived in Somalia and that she could track me all the way to America. I stayed up all night with a Qur'an for like 2 days after that :closedeyesmile:.



. I was not aware of the coffee tradition but a lot has changed such as many of my relatives lamenting the harsh overgrazing and cutting down of trees by nomads that saw a lot of wildlife flee Somalia (a lot have been bought up by wealthy neighbours as well).

Somalia's weird because it's a nation of coffee nuts (in the Sab tribes and the Somalized Bantus) and tea fanatics (in the Samale tribes and Somalized Arabs) coexisting. The style for preparing both is similar though - very sweet and very strong. If you aren't drinking, you've gotta replace it with something, right?



The state of Somalia's wild places is a pretty sorry one today - many of the countries endemic subspecies are either very rare (like the Somali giraffe) or actually extinct (like the Somali lion.) Species more specialized than big grazers and predators have had an even worse go of it, with dozens of bird and shrew species on the brink of extinction. While industialization was eating into the open spaces of the Haud and the riverine Savannah, the desperation following the civil war which saw nomads forced to burn big swaths of acacia savannah to clear the way for crash agriculture and many animals like the dik-dik species hunted for bush meat was way worse.


It's not all doom and gloom, though. I hear that in the successor states, conservation is one of the few things that the government is actually competent at enforcing. Even the incredibly-rare Somali leopard has apparently made a comeback in recent years in Somaliland's Buuraha Daalo National Park
 
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I've learned something particularly interesting in the past few days: according to this thread, an ideal place for a space launch site would be in the Bajuni Islands off the coast of Kismayo in Somalia.

It's something I've taken note of for some future events in the TL...
 

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Speaking of music, I almost automstically have the song Africa by Toto stuck in my head when I visit this thread. I think I might have a problem :p
 
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