Introduction
Salaad Gabeyre Kediye just prior to the Las Anod coup
"In Moscow, we were taught that revolution is a science, carefully plotted and planned. Revolution is a science, one only needs to study Lenin to see that, but any person who has been in the vanguard of great social change can tell you that it is a messy science. When the first comrades of the Academy and I discussed the future, we imagined ourselves as herders leading the camel of state to water. In practice, the camel runs to water without your help and you're left clinging to the back, hoping to stay on. I didn't understand the meaning of the maxim "the masses lead, the statesmen follow" until the day after Las Anod.
--- Jaalle Salaad Gabeyre Kediye, excerpted from his memoirs
Introducing the TL
Welcome to Secret Policemen and Funky Bass Lines (or as I like to call it, The TL My Grandpa Would Have Wanted Me to Write.)
During the late Sixties and Seventies, the Somali Democratic Republic may have been the most topsy-turvey place in Africa. Communism was associated with prosperity, religious freedom, and the blossoming of the arts, while the lingering taste of Shemarke's Somali Republic left the concept of liberal democracy tied to corruption, the violent suppression of Islam, and cultural stagnation in the minds of the Somali public.
There were power struggles and rights abuses inside the Supreme Revolutionary Council's "Blue Star Republic", but the coming of scientific socialism was an economic boon compared to the mismanagement of the former country. The country also similarly abandoned its anti-tribal stances after Siad Barre killed his fellow Troika members Kediye and Koshel, then centralized power in the grasp of his Marehan clan. On the other hand, food production greatly increased, as inital plans for forced collectivization were abandoned early on in favor of introducing farming colleges and subsidizing the mechanization of agriculture. The Somali military was one of the largest and most modernized in all of Africa, thanks to purchases of surplus military hardware from the Warsaw Pact and the prevalence of Soviet Army trainers. Small businesses were allowed to run as before while the government nationalized and expanded manufacturing. The XHKS (Xisbiga Hantiwadaagga Kacaanka Soomaaliyeed, or Somali Revolutionary Socialist Party) pushed heavily for the inclusion of women in the workforce, universities, and military while remaining popular with the moderate ulema for ending the Somali Republic's suppression of mosque jama'ah prayers. All this was possible because the XHKS was pragmatic enough to make serious efforts toward improving the daily lives of Somali citizens, and the citizens of the SDR were alright with having the Supreme Revolutionary Council heading the country if it kept them away from the kleptocratic sectionalist mess that was the Somali Republic and pointed them towards increasing modernization/wealth.
The most incredible part of the Somali Democratic Republic was the renaissance in new music, art, and literature that happened during the first 20 to 25 years under its government. With the XHKS generally well-liked by the populace, the party allowed and actually promoted everything from expressive new paintings to modernist versions of Somali traditional poetry. The government allowed its citizens to watch Western movies, particularly Italian and French films, in large public cinemas. A veritable explosion in new music occurred, with jazz, blues, and funk making waves in Hargeisa's nightclubs.
We know how this story ends, though. Like a dictatorial Icarus, Siad Barre flies too close to the Sun when he rejects Soviet calls for a ceasefire after grabbing the Ogaden. He wanted to push into Addis Ababa and humiliate the Ethiopians, instead losing all of his gains as well as the friendship of the Warsaw Pact. Having spent millions on a top-quality military just to blow it at the final moment, the XHKS had broken the unspoken agreement between the populace and the party. When people raised their voices in protest, Siad stopped the "gentle hand" style of rule preferred by the party in the past and went full Stalin. The Hangash gendarme went from political legbreakers to vicious killers, the security services dragged out families in the night to disappear into the bowels of the installation called "The Hyena's Den", and members of non-Darod tribes were expelled from the Congress. When the North's Issaq tribe rose in revolt, Barre went to total war with his own people and terror bombed modern-day Somaliland. The Blue Star Republic descended into a brutal civil war that has left the country divided to this day.
This TL will explore what the Horn of Africa could have been like if the Somali Democratic Republic held on to its golden days, if the dark times following the Ogaden disaster never came to pass. Particularly, we'll see would have happened if the popular young Comrade Kediye came out on top of the brief but bloody power struggle between the members of the revolutionary troika.
You've got a real suspicious screen name there, pal. Are you some kind of tankie Siad apologist? Not in the slightest, mate. My family is from the Issaq in Burao, so I have a truly depressing number of relatives who died at that butcher's hands. I'm not writing this for that guy, and he's gonna be offed quick to be frank, but I won't make Kediye to be some saint either. I'm a socialist, but I don't think authoritarian party rule lends itself well to a "flowers and happiness forever" kind of governance.
I will say that as a son of Somalia, the thought that we as a nation had struggled up from the depth of colonial oppression to the heights of the Seventies just to crash back down to failed state status hurts a lot too. I'll try to have events occur as they would logically and there won't be any "XHKS conquers all of Arabia and builds a rocket to Mars" ASB-type scenarios, but we need a good Somalia-wank on the board!
I thought there weren't many records or studies done on the SDR following the Civil War? What are you gonna use for sources? It's true that the coming of the Civil War really screwed the progress of a lot of Western scholarship into the workings of the Somali Democratic Republic, the stabilization of Puntland and Somaliland means that there's a considerable amount of really good studies being done by professors and investigative journalists in Somali. Luckily for us, Somali is a language I read
What's with the YouTube link? I'll admit, it's a blatant ripoff of @The Red and the fantastic art/film accompaniments he does for his "Our Struggle" TL. A big part of understanding the weird world of Communist Somalia is getting to know the wonderful array of popular and experimental music that it produced. There's everything from Somali operas to Somali bluegrass to Somali neo-traditional music, but the American music that caught on the most in the Democratic Republic was funk. There's some wild tracks out there and I'll try to include some in the TL as we go along so that readers can immerse themselves a bit better in Kediye's Somalia.
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