Which alphabet should the Somali language use?

  • The Cyrillic Alphabet

    Votes: 27 15.8%
  • The Latin Alphabet

    Votes: 77 45.0%
  • The Osmanya Alphabet

    Votes: 31 18.1%
  • The Kaddare Alphabet

    Votes: 20 11.7%
  • The Somalo-Arabic Alphabet

    Votes: 43 25.1%
  • Cyrillic/Latin/Kaddare Alphabets together

    Votes: 11 6.4%
  • Latin/Kaddare/Somalo-Arabic Alphabets together

    Votes: 8 4.7%
  • Cyrillic/Kaddare/Somalo-Arabic Alphabets together

    Votes: 7 4.1%
  • Latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya together

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • Latin/Osmanya/Kaddare together

    Votes: 3 1.8%
  • Cyrillic/Osmanya/Kaddare together

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • Cyrillic/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic together

    Votes: 5 2.9%
  • Latin/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic together

    Votes: 8 4.7%
  • Latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic/Kaddare together

    Votes: 17 9.9%

  • Total voters
    171
Savannah Slashers, Were-Hyenas and Folk Witches - Four "Somali Gothic" Horror Films
Savannah Slashers, Were-Hyenas and Folk Witches - Four "Somali Gothic" Horror Films
(a mini-update)


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The Kaniisadda Muqdisho (or the Cattedrale di Mogadiscio) - a landmark of Colonial Mogadishu built in the Normano-Arab Gothic style of Sicily's churches. It features prominently in many horror films from the 50s in the Somali Protectorate


"In every meaning of the word, the Somalis are a haunted race. The camel nomad, though a devout Mohammetan, sees myriad ghosts and spirits cavorting around the vast plains. He consults with the aloof witchmen of the Yibir to divine his future. He wears Koranic charms crafted by ascetic murshids living in the bush to ward off angry jinn. This haunted character is not the fearful supernaturalism of the Crimean villager, but more akin to that of the Irishmen closer to our own shores. Both the Somali and the Irish do not fear the unknown hallows of the world, but respect their power." [1]
--- Richard Burton



To foreign cinephiles, Somali film is most famous for producing quality offerings in three genres - (occasionally melodramatic) historical romances, the Ogaden Osterns [2] and Afro-Futurist thrillers [3]. It's the last of those three that informs what most people think of when they hear the words "Somali movies"; a result of the genre's deep association with the Individualist Collectivism ideology [4] and cult of technological progress fostered by the XHKS government during the boom years of the Kediye presidency. Roaring engines, pounding machinery, far-future retellings of folk tales, distorted soundtracks, cosmic settings - Somalia's Afro-Futurist cinema has been central in the development of the genre.


Comparatively left in the shadows, however, is the impressive catalogue of horror films produced from before independence to today in the Blue Star Republic. Although the movies run the gamut of themes and topics, the very best of Somali horror is often of the Somali Gothic style - an African mirror of the simutaneously emerging Italian Gothic genre. Both Italian and Somali films portrayed Gothic staples in a stylish and idiosyncratic way, taking a daring approach to the supernatural, but where Italian films often featured a sinister eroticism - with menacing yet seductive witches, vampires and ghosts - Somali Gothic trades the heightened sexuality for a melancholy focus on decay and ruin.

Since it's both the hundredth anniversary of Red October [in the Old Calender, at least] and the leadup to Halloween, today we're going to be ranking Somalia's ten best gothic horror films from the colonial period till the 80s.



1 - The Evil of Our Deeds

Initially released in Arabic under the title "Wa min Sayi’aati A’maalinaa", a title taken from the supplication read before Friday Prayer in Sunni Islam which asks God to forgive the participants for "the evil in [them]selves and the evil in [their] deeds", this tale of witchcraft plays out in the halls and classrooms of Somalia's elite Hargeisa Technical University. But at the academy, everything isn't as it should be: one of its students is murdered horrifically, a sudden infestation of vermin causes maggots and pouched rats to rain from the ceiling and there’s some kind of conspiracy afoot that causes the sinister teachers to close ranks around their elusive director.



2 - Hunter

Perhaps the Somali horror film most well-known abroad, Ugaadhsade is a movie about a ritual serial killer that stalks the streets of 80s Mogadishu - murdering with seeming impunity - and the Hangash internal intelligence officers assigned to the task of stopping their reign of terror. Hunter is a fragmented and loosely correlated fever dream of a film, replete with narrative loose ends, disturbing set pieces, and dramatic shifts in both pacing and tone - swinging between the driving suspense of a traditional slasher film and jarring melancholy. Decay is everywhere in this film: from the physical realm with rotting animal carcasses or crumbling colonial era buildings - to that of spirit, shown through the increasingly bestial actions of the slasher and the frenzied slipping of the city's populace into psychosis with every fresh atrocity. Although the team that worked on Hunter has been tight-lipped about their intentions when creating the film, many critics read the movie as a commentary on how the crash modernization of the SDR had created a "psychic split" in the country, where clash of past and future abutting in so short a time left the nation adrift without a sense of history or direction.



3 - Unholy Hunger

This movie is as campy as they come and full of gore. Following the story of a village in the Dervish era as it tries to protect itself from the depredations of a pack of roving were-hyenas who use cursed magic staves to assume monstrous half-man shapes. Iniially
appearing as a simple tale about "marauding nomads and heroic farmers", the plot twist halfway through the film forces the viewers to reconsider exactly who is to blame for the violence. Under a thin layer of gratuitous blood and guts, Unholy Hunger presents complex (if grim) look into the tensions between Somalia's settled and nomadic heritage.



4 - The Longest Detour

Also called Drive into Hell, this film centers around a vacationing Italian socialite who takes a detour off the National Coastal Highway running from Kismaayo to Boosaaso - and accidentally comes face to face with the Devil. It’s an encounter that leads her to a derelict mansion appearing inexplicably in the bush, where her story becomes interwoven with that of a set of surrealist, Calvinoesque characters, as reality and hallucination become more and more indistinct. In a nod to the film Orfeu Negro, she descends down into an allegorical hell, filled with subtle imagery from both the Italian classic Dante's Inferno and Islamic understandings of Jahannam (Gehenna.)

  1. I guess this is a compliment? It's hard to tell through all the colonial-era racism.
  2. This isn't even my idea - though I've made up the name # there were literal Somali versions of Osterns set in the Haud with Ethiopian soldiers, nomads and Hangash intelligence officers in place of the "black hat" settlers, the Native Americans and the "good guy" settlers, respectively. Future updates are gonna be wild.
  3. Not quite OTL's Afro-Futurism, although many of the themes are similar. The Somali brand in particular has a dash of the usual Marxist-Leninist obsession with heavy industry and tendency to lionize heroes of socialism. The fact that Somali media is not state-controlled (for the most part) and XHKS communism is very different from Kremlin communism, however, means that these trends emerge in unorthodox ways.
  4. Not to tease, but I've had a lot of fun constructing the Somali version of the New Soviet Man. Weird communism = weird communist propaganda. Once again, stay tuned.
P.S: Whoever can guess which two of these films are whole-cloth TTL inventions of mine and which two are spins on actual Somali Gothic horror films gets an imaginary "Somali Film Connoisseur" award!
 
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owing to influence from the Arabian Peninsula during the period of destabilization starting just before the Civil War until now

I swear, Saudi-type Wahhabism is, after "scientific" racism and Soviet-style communism [1], the third most awful memetic virus of the last couple centuries.

[1] Not Socialism in general - the Lenin/Stalin/Mao variant, with its pretty much baked in dictatorship and disregard for the notion of human rights.
 
Dario Argento would probably love those movies. :p

Most definitely! I actually based "Wa Min Sayi’aati A’maalinaa" on a mashup of Inferno and a few other Argento films (but set in Africa.)

I wonder who we could get from Italy to direct some of the Somali Red Westerns I have in mind...was Sergio Leone left-wing by any chance? :winkytongue:
 
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Most definitely! I actually based "Wa Min Sayi’aati A’maalinaa" on a mashup of Inferno and a few other Argento films (but set in Africa.)

I wonder who we could get from Italy to direct some of the Somali Red Westerns I have in mind...was Sergio Leone left-wing by any chance? :winkytongue:
check "a fistful of dynamite" out, then tell me ;)
 
Alright - I've put up a poll to gauge what alphabet(s) y'all want TTL's Somali language to use. Since the selection of the Latin script was such an up-in-the-air thing IOTL, I think we can follow "the rule of cool" on this one and have whatever we think is aesthetically pleasing or interesting come to the top. Being a cripplingly indecisive person myself, I've delegated the task of determining what Somali alphabet is the "coolest." Plus, I'm sorta interested to see which option comes out on top.
 
Going for Arabic, most aesthetically pleasing, and could also have Somalia develop closer ties with Arab states, which ultimately matter more to Somalia than the Soviets.
 
Going for Arabic, most aesthetically pleasing, and could also have Somalia develop closer ties with Arab states, which ultimately matter more to Somalia than the Soviets.

This is a pretty good observation; the Soviet Union could possibly be saved with a POD in 1969, but I don't think that offing a budding dictator in some African client state will have the needed oomph to change much about the Soviet situation*. They'll necessarily have to deepen their ties to the anti-Western Arab states - Libya, South Yemen, Syria, Tunisia, etc.

*My mind could be changed on this if any of y'all actually think up a plausible reason why Kediye's election would keep the Soviets around (and don't say butterflies cause a brick to fall on Gorby's head - it's just inelegant.) One thing I've been wondering about is the economic and political impact of a removed or reduced Horn of Africa intervention on the Soviet Union and East Germany. It cost them quite a bit of money and made the Soviets look bad to the non-Warsaw Pact communists for backing the very scary Mengistu regime instead of Siad's lighter shade of grey (or red) SDR. Both of those things have been negated here - that money is still in the bank for the Soviets and (like @fasquardon pointed out in another thread) they've traded goodwill from the rest of the commiesphere for ill-will from the African Union, who wouldn't like such a display of USSR-sanctioned land-grabbing (although they could mitigate this by playing the role of mediators like they did OTL.)


Osmaya FTW!

By the way, any plans for the history of broadcasting in Somalia?

Most definitely! The best part about broadcasting in the Somali Democratic Republic (particularly TV broadcasting) is that the government subsidized the ambitions of basically anybody with an idea and an art degree - though they favored vaguely Modernist programming, which will be mostly replaced by Somali Afrofuturist programming here - as part of their "New Somalia Cultural Movement." There was a lot of not so great programming alongside the good stuff because of this policy, but it also meant that state-run TV/radio stations were full of variety and not the party-line programming we usually associate with Red governments. Whole trends in television would be born and die in a matter of months; I'd imagine that broadcasting under a Kediyist Somalia would be even more of a technicolor thrill ride.
 
why no latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya option?

Thanks for catching that, fam! I've added Latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya, Cyrillic/Osmanya/Somalo-Arabic, Latin/Osmanya/Kaddare, Cyrillic/Osmanya/Kaddare, and (for all of you "why not all of them?" types out there) Latin/Cyrillic/Osmanya/Kaddare/Somalo-Arabic options. Remember: you can vote for more than one!
 
How about sports? Even though TTL's Somalia won't be as wealthy as the West, it'll nonetheless be a stable and vibrant society, something that usually goes hand in hand with the development of sports as recreation - and since many Communist regimes viewed sports as yet another way to display the glory of the proletariat, I wouldn't be suprised if a Somalia that's neither a tin-pot dictatorship nor a failed state started churning out some great athletes - the presence of P.C.I. advisors in the country could very well lead to the establishment of several association football teams owned by the supporters themselves: there are several precedents in the history of sports of such a thing happening, and it'd be a very Communist way of doing things, too. :p

Among those voluntary exiles from the peninsula there will surely be more than a few cycling fanatics, too - and considering how cheap and useful bikes can be, you might end up finding amateur cyclists even deep into the nomadic heartlands; Mongolian herders have developed quite the fondness for kickass motorcycles, after all. :p
 
*My mind could be changed on this if any of y'all actually think up a plausible reason why Kediye's election would keep the Soviets around (and don't say butterflies cause a brick to fall on Gorby's head - it's just inelegant.) One thing I've been wondering about is the economic and political impact of a removed or reduced Horn of Africa intervention on the Soviet Union and East Germany. It cost them quite a bit of money and made the Soviets look bad to the non-Warsaw Pact communists for backing the very scary Mengistu regime instead of Siad's lighter shade of grey (or red) SDR. Both of those things have been negated here - that money is still in the bank for the Soviets and (like @fasquardon pointed out in another thread) they've traded goodwill from the rest of the commiesphere for ill-will from the African Union, who wouldn't like such a display of USSR-sanctioned land-grabbing (although they could mitigate this by playing the role of mediators like they did OTL.)

Could the butterflies from '69 in Somalia affect the Saur Revolution/DRA, impacting how that series of events proceeds? I'm more or less just spitballing here, so take that with a grain of salt.
 
Could the butterflies from '69 in Somalia affect the Saur Revolution/DRA, impacting how that series of events proceeds? I'm more or less just spitballing here, so take that with a grain of salt.

You're on to something here, I think. Beyond being Islamic communists in the Marxist-Leninist style, both the Kediyist wing of the Somali Democratic Republic's XHKS and the Parcham wing of the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan's PDPA thought that the way forward for was to institue a "red capitalism" that featured a mixed economy and a strong welfare state guided by the local Communists before the nation was ready for Soviet-style communism (ironically, the Western communists that they idolized might have traded places with someone living in a Parcham-Socialism Afghanistan or Kediyist Somalia if they had the choice.) If Somalia comes out of 1978 still friendly with the Soviet Union and fresh from an easy victory in the Ogaden, the Parcham wing of the party would get a serious boost (since one of the biggest arguments that the hardliner Khalqist faction used against the Parcham faction was that there was no example of a working Red Capitalism while they could point to Mao's China as evidence of the "success" of their view.) IOTL, a PDPA Central Committee meeting in 1978 voted in favor of giving the Khalqist faction exclusive control over PDPA policy - it could fail or even be inverted ITTL, with the "Cultural Revolution now!" Khalqists being the ones who get locked out of power.

Without the repressive Cultural Revolution style actions of the Khalqists to inflame passions (and especially if Somalia's acceptance of religious moderates is copied), the flame of hinterlands Pashtun rage against the DRA would never be lit - indeed, the initial widespread support that the Saqr Revolution had might never wither away. A Parcham-Communist Afghanistan (with fellow devout Islamic-Marxist economists and policy aides from Somalia, of course) might actually become the relatively peaceful and increasingly modernized Soviet-bloc country that the USSR hoped for...all without a Soviet intervention. Interventions tend to make people hate you, but lenient policy and food on the table does wonders for a government's popularity.


Holy hell, did we just butterfly the USSR's Vietnam War away entirely?! Maybe the Red Bloc does have a chance of living to the 21st century ITTL!
 
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You're on to something here, I think. Beyond being Islamic communists in the Marxist-Leninist style, both the Kediyist wing of the Somali Democratic Republic's XHKS and the Parcham wing of the Democratic Republic of Afghanistan's PDPA thought that the way forward for was to institue a "red capitalism" that featured a mixed economy and a strong welfare state guided by the local Communists before the nation was ready for Soviet-style communism (ironically, the Western communists that they idolized might have traded places with someone living in a Parcham-Socialism Afghanistan or Kediyist Somalia if they had the choice.) If Somalia comes out of 1978 still friendly with the Soviet Union and fresh from an easy victory in the Ogaden, the Parcham wing of the party would get a serious boost (since one of the biggest arguments that the hardliner Khalqist faction used against the Parcham faction was that there was no example of a working Red Capitalism while they could point to Mao's China as evidence of the "success" of their view.) IOTL, a PDPA Central Committee meeting in 1978 voted in favor of giving the Khalqist faction exclusive control over PDPA policy - it could fail or even be inverted ITTL, with the "Cultural Revolution now!" Khalqists being the ones who get locked out of power.

Without the repressive Cultural Revolution style actions of the Khalqists to inflame passions (and especially if Somalia's acceptance of religious moderates is copied), the flame of hinterlands Pashtun rage against the DRA would never be lit - indeed, the initial widespread support that the Saqr Revolution had might never wither away. A Parcham-Communist Afghanistan (with fellow devout Islamic-Marxist economists and policy aides from Somalia, of course) might actually become the relatively peaceful and increasingly modernized Soviet-bloc country that the USSR hoped for...all without a Soviet intervention. Interventions tend to make people hate you, but lenient policy and food on the table does wonders for a government's popularity.


Holy hell, did we just butterfly the USSR's Vietnam War away entirely?! Maybe the Red Bloc does have a chance of living to the 21st century ITTL!

You'd still see some sort of insurgency, albeit smaller, as Pakistan was already funding militants to get back at Afghanistan for supporting separatists in Pakistan's northwest region.
 
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