COMPLETE TRANSCRIPT OF A PHONE CALL BETWEEN HERB SCANDELL, CYMA ZARGHAMI AND TOM FRESTON, LATE 2003
SCANDELL:
Hey Tom, what's up?
ZARGHAMI:
Yeah, what's up?
FRESTON:
The bosses said they want everyone cleared out of all of the studios and offices within 2 weeks, you're all fired..well, except for you and Cyma, you 2 need to stay to finish the final ordeals in deal.
SCANDELL AND ZARGHAMI:
Oh...very well then. We'll let everyone know.
MEMO SENT TO ALL NICKELODEON EXECUTIVES AND STAFF
Dear all Nickelodeon staff members. We regret to inform you that your employment with the network, as well as Viacom, have all been terminated with the lone exception of a few employees that will remain for the time being to assure the transitional period goes as smooth as possible.
We all know that you're all upset by the decisions and actions that were done and made by various people within the company, but at the rate things are going, we unfortunately can no longer afford to continue your employment.
We all wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
Love, Herb Scandell, President and CEO of Nickelodeon, A Viacom Company.
And now with Viacom's financial situation being so bad, they decided to sell their stake in Comedy Central and the entirety of MTV to TimeWarner to get a much needed cash flow, and we all know how that turned out....
MEETING BETWEEN TIMEWARNER AND TURNER BROADCASTING EXECUTIVES
Kent Parsons:
Okay, so now that we own MTV and Comedy Central, what should we do?
Ted Turner:
I really can't believe you guys really killed WCW, only to turn around and buy assets from one of our biggest rivals....
Jamie Kellner:
Hey, we didn't want it and nobody else wanted it, so.....
Ted Turner:
Yeah, because you rejected any deals....
Kent Parsons:
Ok, ok, ok. What are we gonna do with MTV and Comedy Central?
Jamie Kellner:
I say make MTV into a new type of network while Comedy Central remains the s...
Ted Turner:
But what about TBS?
Jamie Kellner:
TBS could become the new network for drama and sports. TNT could become sorta like a action/sci-fi channel, just like The WB is now.
Jeff Bewkes:
Ah, that is a good idea. Let it be.
Ted Turner:
What the..............
PROJECTS TO BE A PART OF "OPERATION NRC"...
My Life As A Teenage Robot - Moving to Cartoon Network, more specifically Toonami
The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and The Fairly OddParents - Being merged into Cosmic Odds and Moved to Cartoon Network
Danny Phantom - Moving to Cartoon Network, more specifically Toonami
All Remaining Klasky-Csupo Shows(Ginger, All Grown Up!, new pilots) - Moving to Fox Family
Invader Zim - Moving to Animax; Jhonen Vasquez to work on new horror anthology series for Animax network
Skeleton Key - Moving to Animax; Expected to Debut October 2003
Constant Payne - Moving To Aniworld
Baxter and Bananas - Moving to Aniworld
Spongebob Squarepants - Going on a Hiatus
Hey Arnold! - Moving to Cartoon Network
Drake and Josh - Moved to Aniworld; Now Being Retooled As A Animated Series
Zoey 101 - Moving to Fox Family
Catscratch - Moving to Aniworld; Expected 2005
The X's - Moving to Disney Channel; Being Retooled As Incredibles Series; Expected 2005
Lemony Snicket Movie - Being Released By Paramount
Third Party Acquisitions - Being Auctioned
New Pilots - Being Auctioned
Nick Jr. Lineup - Moving To Cartoon Network; Expected To Join New Weekday Preschool Lineup 2004
Archives - Being Split; Live-Action To Go To CBS; Nicktoons To Go To Paramount and Universal
HERSCH - "Join Me, So We Can Take Over The Entire World."
SPONGEBOB, TIMMY TURNER, DORA, BLUE, LITTLE BILL, JIMMY NEUTRON, ARNOLD AND TOMMY PICKLES - "Never"
HERSCH - "Well, I Think We All Know What I Have To Do"
[snaps fingers, dimension crumbles]
HERSCH - "Well, I Guess You're All Gonna Have To Learn The HARD Way"
[cue evil laughter]