17. The Important Question
Capitulation of the Thorn had been followed by the banquets, the first given by Charles and the second by Peter.
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Interlude. Peter’s menu
Peter did not ate fish. Probably had an allergy.
A dinner had been preceded by a glass of anise vodka “for appetite” (even without it Peter never suffered from an absence of the appetite).
Typical dinner menu included: Rye bread, pickles, sauerkraut, black raddish, meat jelly with garlic, sour cabbage soup, boiled beef, ham, corned beef, porridge, Limburg cheese, grapes, watermelon, kvas.
For the important occasions a typical addition was a piglet in a sour cream, which Peter was cutting personally.
For the international occasions some “European” dishes could be added.
Wines: Tokaj (eventually, Peter purchased his own winery there) and rhine wines.
So for this specific occasion you can chose whatever your imagination tells you but a piglet is mandatory. 😂
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During the banquet he hosted Peter finally spelled out what everybody wanted but nobody risked to ask: “What are you planning next?” Of course, he got a standard answer about dethroning August and liberating Poland but his position allowed to press the issue.
“Liberating the Poles? But they obviously don’t want to get rid if August: look at all these confederations and crazy sejms that they are assembling. Why should we bother to care about their well-being to start with? They are not showing you any gratitude or appreciation for what you already did for them [1] and as soon as you turning your back to them, they are concocting a new plot against you. “
Charles countered with his usual gambit, “August must be punished”, with which Peter wholeheartedly agreed: “Of course, he must formally apologize for his dastardly attack on you, this part is not even worthy of a discussion. But my diplomats just received a letter from August in which he expressed a readiness to do so formally and, in general, to make peace on the conditions you find fitting. I ordered to keep his messenger under close watch in Kiev and he can be brought here if you wish. And as for the punishment, can you imagine a worse punishment than being saddled with the subjects like these and not even being able to punish them? This is definitely a marriage made in Hell so how about leaving them to enjoy it?”
From this point Charles started listening: what Peter was saying had been very close to what Piper wrote in his memorandum so probably there was something to it. And it also looked like his faithful ally may start considering his mission accomplished. Of course, Charles could do without him and chasing August all over the Commonwealth certainly was a great entertainment but there was seemingly no end to it and, after all, Peter was his only ally and such a nice person …..
Then Peter brought the next obvious question: “and what are we going to about Poland? Should we cut it to pieces as this piglet? <demonstration followed>?”
Which provided Charles with a perfect opening to jump back on his high horse and declare that he does not want anything from Poland, which, of course, resulted in a compliment regarding his unselfishness [2] and insistence that he absolutely must compensate if not himself then Sweden for all hardships it suffered: after all, it was the Polish fault that the Saxon troops were permitted on their territory and allowed to launch a dastardly attack on the Swedish possessions. Doesn’t he think that Courland is a prudent compensation fir all his troubles?
At this point Piper, who was sitting near Charles in a state close to a stupor [3], decided that it is a good time to interfere and, after expressing all due admiration of the depth and breadth of the Peter’s ideas, offered to continue conversation in a more suitable environment allowing getting to the specifics. Peter wholeheartedly agreed but Charles, before giving his agreement, insisted on making sure that August is willing to acknowledge his sins. [4]
The meeting followed with Charles being accompanied by Piper and Peter by a person about whom everybody already forgot [5]. August part was simple. He offended Charles so all conditions related to him personally are up to Charles to formulate. However, as of right now, he is (still) a duly anointed King of the PLC (of course, not by the God’s Grace and as a result inherently inferior to Charles and Peter but nonetheless a legitimate monarch) and all questions related to the compensations which Charles and Peter are entitled to at the Polish expense must be agreed upon by the delegates authorized by him and the Senate [6].
The first outline looked as following: Sweden - Courland and, possibly, Elblag (if Charles wants); Russia - territories on the right bank of the Dvina, including Dyneburg, Polotsk ans Vitebsk, and the voyevodships of Kiev and Braclaw (right bank Ukraine). A contention point initially was Polish Livonia but Peter’s assistant, whom he was addressing as “Prince Vasily”, offered a compromise: exchange of the Russian-occupied Polish Livonia (after it will be formally ceded by the PLC) to the marginally inhabited Ingria stretching from Noteburg on Ladoga Lake to Nien in the Gulf of Finland going North to the Lake Royka level and on the West ending in the front of Narva. The offer included 100,000 rigsdalers as approximately 10 years worth of a compensation for the lost custom dues. After a little bit of a haggling, the general outline was accepted by both sides with an agreement to discuss the favorable custom dues for the trade across region’ borders. Peter expressed willingness to build a navy of 10-15 ships of the line which, in the case of a need, are going to act together with the Swedish navy against the third party offenders.
In a due time August’s representative was transported from Kiev, revealing that he is authorized by Elector of Saxony to sign any conditions Charles sees fit [7] so the “personal” part was easily dealt with. Now, August had to be brought into the picture in his capacity of the PLC king. None of the monarchs was excessively eager to see “The Peacock” personally unless absolutely necessary so he was informed about a need to assemble and send the Senate delegation [8] ASAP before the allies change their collective mind regarding his royal status. Of course, task was simplified by a fact that most of the Senate including Cardinal Radziewski had been sitting in the allied-held Warsaw and the care was taken that they keep enjoying a social life and not go anywhere.
Charles already had an experience of dealing with the Senate delegations and did not want its repetition so two messengers had been sent:
1st, to August with a letter explaining that the delegation has to sign the proposed conditions fast and with a minimal speech making. No explicit description of a stick was necessary but there was a big fat carrot: if everything will be done expediently and to the allied satisfaction, then August in both his capacities may be included as a partner into the Russian-Swedish pact and if he keeps behaving as a good boy, his son’s succession to the PLC throne is going to be actively supported by Russia and Sweden.
2nd, privately to Cardinal Radziewsky with a request to chose the candidates fast and and instruct them regarding importance of signing peace fast and without causing undue annoyance to the Swedish and Russian Majesties. There was a promise not to forget him and his family (including mistress and bastard son) both at the positive and negative outcome.
After some consideration, the 3rd letter had been sent to Hetman Lubomirsky, informing him that the war may soon be over but that both monarchs fully appreciate his outstanding qualities and keep him in a high esteem. It would be unfortunate if some irresponsible individuals are going to disrupt a peace process and surely Pan Hetman is not going to allow something of the kind to happen in his army. Hugs and kisses
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[1] Of course, this is a pure demagoguery because so far pretty much the only thing Charles did for them was looting and killing. But, of course, Charles was seriously convinced that he is pursuing a noble goal (with whichever means that are necessary).
[2] Expressed, of course, in a straightforward soldierish manner leaving no doubts that Peter really meant it: after all, he was a simple honest soldier spelling out what he thought, wasn’t he? 😉 All this was refreshingly different from the flowery style of the Polish magnates who would talk for hours while saying absolutely nothing.
[3] As many Swedes and the Westerners in general, he tended underestimate Peter based upon his excessively simple manners and tendency to use language most of which he picked up in the Dutch drinking establishments and the rest from the similar establishments of the German Settlement near Moscow. As a result, Peter was looked upon as some kind of a rare curiosity, like a talking bear or just a well-trained parrot. Usually, the intended targets of Peter’s “eloquence” were getting back their grasp of a reality when it was too late but Piper was fast upon the uptake: Peter obviously got hold of his memorandum and was in a process of peddling his own ideas. It was time to play along and try to get the best possible deal for Sweden.
[4] This does not mean that Charles was a fool, especially an easily manipulated one. But he did have a fixation on a subject of August’s “confession”. His second idea fixe, dethronement, was no less important but an attack from the least expected direction seriously weakened it.
[5] This person deserves a separate chapter (and I just changed my mind regarding leaving him where he was). So explanations are to follow. 😜
[6] Honestly, I could not find anything meaningful regarding a due diplomatic process in the PLC so this is just my guess.
[7] As in OTL.
[8] See above. Taking into account rather unclear relations between August and his Senate, it is probably safe to assume that there is going to be some coordination process in the terms of choosing the delegates and defining an acceptable framework.