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  • Remembering The Little Mermaid (1993)
    Post from The Rainbow Connection: Exploring Disney’s Long and Troubled Relationship with Queerness netlog, by Ian Malcolm Scott, posted May 5th, 2007


    Last time on this netlog we talked about Shrek, a movie far less queer than people want it to be, frankly. So now let’s talk about that actual second-queerest 1990s Disney production, The Little Mermaid, with music by the great Freddie Mercury, a villain modeled on a famous drag queen, and a classic fairytale written by a closeted bisexual man.

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    First off, yes, the original Little Mermaid was a gay story written by a bisexual man. You didn’t talk about that type of stuff in the year 18-whatever, but according to Queer Theory scholar Rictor Norton, Hans Christian Andersen was totally smitten with a friend named Edvard Collin and wrote The Little Mermaid as a love letter to him. In the original story and Disney version alike, Ariel pines for this asshole Prince Eric who doesn’t reciprocate. We’ve all been there, right?

    Well, Disney Animation, perhaps thanks to the influence of Mercury, took that queer ball and ran with it. We meet Ariel (Jodi Benson) up front as the rebellious youngest daughter of King Triton (Kenneth Mars) who pines for all things surface and doesn’t feel like she “belongs” in undersea society (ahem). Her father forbids this “obsession” of hers (been there) and his prissy crab butler Clarence (Rowan Atkinson as a literal Fish Queen!) tries to talk her out of it, but Ariel is supported by her best fishy friend Flounder (Judith Barsi) and her seagull enabler Scuttle (Buddy Hackett). So she openly rebels. This ultimately manifests in her running off and thus witnessing the ship-borne birthday party for Prince Eric (the fabulous Paul Hipp) and becoming smitten with him. Eric, meanwhile, feels a deep connection to the sea, so see how he’s not fitting in either? But a storm sent by the “Sea Witch” hits and he falls overboard and Ariel has to rescue him. He, in turn, doesn’t see her face in the haze, but becomes smitten with her beautiful voice and pines for the mysterious woman who saved him. So Ariel is in love, and Daddy finds out and throws a tantrum and breaks her collection of surface stuff (homophobic Het rage much?).

    Ariel now flees home and wants to go to land to join him, so she makes a deal with our villain Ursula (that delightful diva Jennifer Saunders), the Sea Witch, who as mentioned is modelled after the drag queen Divine (rumor has it at the advice of Howard Ashman, who also contributed the lyrics for “Poor Unfortunate Souls” but alas wouldn’t live to see the film screen). In exchange for her voice, Ariel is given legs. But not long after signing, she also learns of the fine print, that if she can’t earn the love of the Prince by the next full moon, then she will dissolve into sea foam. Oh, that wily bitch Ursula!

    So now, the clock is ticking as Ariel goes on to land, aided by Clarence and the seagull there and with the fish in the background. Eric finds her and is impressed by her beauty and grace, but still ironically pines for the mystery woman who saved him, whom he will know by her melodic voice. But as Ariel can’t speak, he doesn’t know that it’s her whom he seeks. Instead, she’s totally friend-zoned as his parents seek to put him into an arranged marriage with the beautiful but manipulative Duchess Katrine (Kath Soucie). And things are complicated further when Ursula conspires to put a glamour on the prince such that he will hear Ariel’s voice when Katrine speaks, all but assuring that he’ll fall for her instead of Ariel.

    So now you have a handsome man falsely in love with a woman while his friendly companion, whom he even regularly dresses up as a boy[1] so that they can go out into the world together, silently pines for him. You see it, right?

    Now, this takes us to the climax, where Prince Eric is set to marry Katrine at sea on a ship under the full moon. Ariel’s sisters learn what is transpiring from Flounder and go to Ursula, who trades them a cursed dagger for their beautiful hair. The sisters bring the dagger to Ariel and tell her that if she kills the Prince then she will be freed from the curse and live past the full moon. But she can’t bring herself to do so. The wedding starts to proceed as she looks on, sadly, under the full moon, and starts to slowly drip into foam on the deck of the ship as the wedding commences, traumatizing a generation of kids.

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    Triton, learning of what has transpired from his daughters, rushes to confront Ursula, who tells him that if he wants to break the curse, he must give up his power to her, as symbolized by his crown and trident. He hands over the crown and trident without hesitation only to learn that with her already dripping away it is too late to save her. He rushes to the scene, appearing out of the water to the shock of the crowd and thus pausing the wedding just before the vows can be made. Suddenly Ariel’s honestly rather gruesome fate becomes apparent to all since she’s literally dripping onto the deck at this point, but since the deal with Ursula is now officially broken, Ariel’s voice has returned (along with her tail), so she sings her sad lament, revealing the truth to Eric, who rushes to her side and cries a tear of love, thus breaking the curse and forestalling her fate.

    The curse is broken and love is winning out, but Ursula still commands the seas. She makes some catty remarks about Ariel, who is revealed to have been nothing to her but a pawn in her long-running plans to steal King Triton’s power. Even setting up Ariel to kill Eric was part of the plan, as it would have invoked a clause in a deal that Triton made with Ursula years before: to bring children (his daughters) into his formerly childless marriage, but he would have to give up his power to Ursula should any of his children murder another living being. And now Ursula plans to not just conquer the seas, but the land as well, and goes to kill Triton. Instead, Scuttle brings the cursed dagger to Eric, who throws it into Ursula, killing her by her own treachery.

    And other than this larger plan with Ursula and Triton’s involvement, and of course Eric and Ariel getting together in the end, the film (ignoring songs and cute background animals) largely followed the plot and story beats of the original Andersen story. Even so the Danes dislike it even as the rest of the world loves it[2]. And who really loves this film is the LGBTQ community. Not only is the Freddie Mercury soundtrack divine (no pun intended), but the queer themes have carried through from the original story thanks to Clements’ and Musker’s direction and Deja’s art stylings. The central queer-coded narrative, with not just the traditional queer-coded Disney villain but subtly queer-coded protagonists, connects to many in the community almost to the degree that Aladdin does.

    The scenes of subtle romance between Ariel and Eric, even as he sees her as a friend and curiosity, speak to a closet-romance story made all the more blatant when Ariel is dressed as a man. While the autobiographical elements of Andersen’s love for Collin are obvious in hindsight, even so it’s a story many of us know all too well.

    It’s only been recently that people involved in the production have felt empowered to speak of these subtextual things. What was speculation for over a decade has begun being quietly acknowledged, at least in interviews by periodicals in the community if not in the larger popular media. At the time of the film’s release, most people outside of the LGBTQ community totally missed any of this subtext. Even conservative political and religious organizations missed most of it save for a few fringe voices that were largely ignored. Instead, it was hailed as good G-rated family entertainment, which frankly it is, but few were willing to acknowledge that aspect as such at the time.

    Looking back on things, The Little Mermaid, particularly on the heels of Aladdin just two years earlier, can largely be seen as a part of that pivotal moment when Disney was actually starting to make the Rainbow Connection with its many LGBTQ fans. Disney was still in the closet, as it were, but times they were definitely a-changin’.

    Either way it’s a fabulous and brilliant addition to the Disney animated canon whether you’re part of the community or not.



    [1] Something from the original Hans Christian Andersen story dropped in the Disney animation from our timeline.

    [2] $320 million vs. a $45 million budget, notably better than our timeline simply because Disney Animation has a re-established audience now. Will be nominated for the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature, but lose to War Stories.
     
    Flight and Prejudice
  • Remembering Red Tails (1993)
    From Remember When? Netsite, by Hippolyta “Hip” O’Campus


    Remember when George Lucas and Spike Lee teamed up to make a film about the Tuskegee Airmen for Universal? I do, and so should you.

    Clocking in at a whopping 3 hours and 12 minutes, Red Tails[1] is a literally epic action movie, exploring race, prejudice, war, and opportunity in the 1940s. And it almost didn’t happen.

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    Reportedly, Lucas got the idea back in the late 1980s after being introduced to the true-life story of the Tuskegee Airmen from his friend, the photographer George Hall. It was a film “too good to be true,” and he was bound and determined to make the film happen. MGM was reportedly interested in the film, but happenstance would see the film go to Universal instead. Lucas had worked with chairman of the MCA Motion Picture Group Frank Price in 1984 on the mildly successful Bakshi-Kricfalusi production of Howard the Duck[2], and as it turns out Price was working on his own take on the Tuskegee Airmen. Price had been exploring a manuscript by Captain Robert W. Williams, a wartime pilot in the U.S. Army Air Corps’ all-black “332nd Fighter Group” based on his own wartime experiences, and had hired screenwriter T. S. Cook to produce a screenplay. Lucas and Price agreed to partner on the production rather than compete.

    But who should direct? Lucas was tempted to direct himself, and indeed did some second unit work and pickups, but Price instead felt that a Black director should be chosen. While working with MGM, Lucas had met Spike Lee and had been impressed with his work. He approached Lee, but Lee was working on his own epic biopic of Malcolm X for MGM. But Lee agreed to help produce, bringing 40 Acres and a Mule Filmworks into the project with Lucasfilm and Universal, ultimately sharing an Executive Producer billet with Lucas. And as for the director, Lee recommended Sam Fuller, who had a long history of directing memorable war films.

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    Lee and Fuller had established a professional working relationship built on a mutual interest in films, a shared New York heritage, and a mutual love for loud arguments that made those around them sure a fight was about to break out as they worked their way towards a mutual understanding. Fate would bring them closer together. The Black and Jewish communities of New York had a long and acrimonious relationship that exploded in 1990 in when Brooklyn’s Jewish and Black communities clashed in a massive riot following a shooting. Lee and Fuller appeared together on multiple occasions with the leaders of both communities to appeal for calm while simultaneously calling for social and economic justice for the then-troubled borough. The event cemented a friendship, each vowing to work to heal the rift and speak honestly to their own communities.

    Built on this mutual respect and desire to heal an old rift, the two ultimately agreed to share direction on Red Tails, given just how much filming would be necessary to produce Lucas’ epic by its December 1993 release target. Fuller would focus on the long Second Act that featured the majority of the war while Lee would focus on the human drama, particularly the Segregated South of the pre-combat first act and the post-war push for civil rights in the third. Each would on occasion fill in for each other, as would George Lucas, who was ultimately credited as a second unit director.

    Hollywood directors love Big Epics, but Hollywood executives and distributers do not. The reason is economic, of course. A 3-hour-plus film costs roughly twice as much to produce time-and-materials wise as a 90-minute film and has roughly half as many showings on any given day since you can play the 90-minute film twice in the same amount of time, presumably selling up to twice as many tickets. And the ticket prices are the same, you just theoretically sell fewer of them. And that’s not even counting the patience of the audience to sit through such an epic. So, while Price was happy to greenlight a 120-minute war film, greenlighting a 190-minute exploration of racial dynamics in the World War II era was another thing entirely.

    And race was a factor. Sadly, in 1990 major studios were reluctant to greenlight anything with a mostly Black cast, figuring, sadly enough correctly, that there’d be fewer people willing to see it. Sadder still, some studios feel the same way today, figuring, sadly enough correctly, that Chinese audiences in particular will not want to see it. Honestly, it’s a testament to both Lucas and Price that they were willing to take a chance on a film with so many “strikes” against it.

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    And yet the success of Sergio Leone’s Once Upon a Time in America proved that epics still had legs. And having both George Lucas and Spike Lee attached to it, with bound-to-be-breathtaking special effects and almost certain Oscar attention assuming they did things right, the risks were mitigated. Price, Lucas, and Lee signed the contract and Red Tails was cleared for takeoff.

    Production began even as Malcolm X was filming, with Rick McCallum working to source vintage or reconstructed aircraft and interviewing living Tuskegee pilots with T.S. Cook and actor-writer Kevin Rodney Sullivan[3], whom Lucasfilm brought in to help write the extended screenplay. The emerging story was an extended three-act structure with a “thesis” of the segregated America before the war, an “antithesis” of the war pulling the African American characters well out of their old lives and also empowering them in new ways, and a “synthesis” where they take their newfound confidence and knowledge to start tearing down the old segregated American order, initiating the Civil Rights era.

    It begins before the war following Hannibal Lee and his girlfriend-turned-wife Lucile as they experience prejudice and poverty in Iowa. When Pearl Harbor is bombed, they move to Tuskegee, Alabama, where Hannibal trains to be a pilot and both experience Jim Crow for the first time, including a scene where Lee and his fellow cadets are denied service by a restaurant that is openly serving German prisoners of war. The story then splits between Lee’s wartime experiences in Europe and Lucile’s home front experiences. Finally, the war ends and Lee returns home, only to experience discrimination and redlining as they try to begin a new life in the Chicago suburbs. This ultimately leads to both becoming activists in the burgeoning Civil Rights movement.

    “The story shows us a ‘before’, with Jim Crow in charge, a ‘during’, where the fight for freedom in Europe shapes these men, and an ‘after’, where these battle-hardened veterans now take up a new fight for freedom in their own homeland,” said Lucas in an interview. “It’s really the story of freedom and liberty, not just for those oppressed by the Nazis, but by those oppressed by their fellow Americans.”

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    Sam Fuller began shooting even as principal photography wrapped on Malcolm X. Denzel Washington, who starred as both Malcom X and as Hannibal "Iowa" Lee, the main character of Red Tails, went back-and-forth between reshoots and pickups on Malcolm X to filming on Red Tails so often that they shot a now-legendary gag-clip with Malcolm X flying a P-51, dogfighting the Germans as he pontificated on the nature of race and identity, ultimately vowing to defend the bombers “by any means necessary.” The gag-clip was first featured on Arsenio as a cross-promotion and was eventually leaked to the internet, where it went viral, as did an on-the-set photo of Sam Fuller wearing an “X” cap.

    In addition to Denzel Washington in the starring role as Capt. Hannibal “Iowa” Lee, Jr., Red Tails featured Cynda Williams as Lee’s wife Lucile, Cuba Gooding Jr. as Cdt. Walter Peoples, Wesley Snipes as Lt. Leroy Cappy, Giancarlo Esposito as 2nd Lt. Glenn, and Morgan Freeman as Col. Benjamin O. Davis, Jr. It also starred Danny Aiello as Col. Rogers, John Turturro as Maj. Sherman Joy, John Lithgow as Senator Conners, and Rosemary Murphy as Elanor Roosevelt. It featured small roles by Ozzy Davis, Eddie Murphy, Arsenio Hall, Joie Lee, Redd Foxx, Angela Bassett, Martin Lawrence, Samuel L. Jackson, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Jaleel White, and Laurence Fishburne. John Williams provided the epic score along with fresh vintage-inspired jazz and blues performances by the Winton Marsalis band.

    The film released in December of 1993 with a T rating where its exciting dogfight scenes (mostly living warbirds and models with some early CG for transitions), sweeping camera work, and commanding performances by its all-star cast attracted a diverse audience, surprising studio heads and making a good $121 million against its $53 million budget (most were predicting a disaster). Oscar loved it as well, winning for Best Picture but with Lee and Fuller ironically losing out on Best Direction, which instead went exclusively to Fuller for Swing Youth! It was nominated for Best Visual Effects, and Best Sound Editing, though lost out to Jurassic Park. Denzel Washington was nominated for Best Actor, and Cuba Gooding, Jr., would win for Best Supporting Actor. Even so, some have suggested that the predominantly Black cast and production crew were being overlooked, perhaps subconsciously, due to systemic Hollywood racism. Spike Lee and Sam Fuller both openly accused the academy of such when snubbing Lee for Direction, with Fuller causing a stir when he dragged Lee onto the stage with him to accept for Swing Youth and then handed his Oscar to Lee!

    The film also got high marks for historical realism. Despite the majority of the characters being fictional, Cook and Sullivan did their research, and it shows. All of the dates and missions are historically accurate, as are the planes flown and how they are painted. Save for proliferating the myth that the 332nd Fighter Group never lost a bomber under their escort, a myth too good to pass up, there are no glaring errors or anachronisms save for the occasional prop or outfit out of temporal water, and the fact that the “Me-109s” are clearly Merlin-engined HA-1112 Buchóns, a necessary expediency given the availability of working vintage aircraft at the time.

    Ironically, it was the portrayal of racial relationships in the US (which was, sadly, very accurate) that was attacked by some as being unrealistically harsh, particularly in its portrayal of the treatment of Blacks in the south. For example, in one scene a group of white men attempts to lynch Jaleel White’s Cadet Stone because he spoke briefly to a white woman in a store. Some claimed that this was exaggerated. The actual historical record, however, speaks very clearly that it was not.

    Red Tails is fondly remembered today as a great epic war film combined with a great civil rights film. Washington’s and Gooding’s acting get singled out to this day. Lee and Fuller’s co-direction has been celebrated for its deeply personal focus, making it a truly human story. The film is a regular at Black film festivals and war film festivals to this day, and is celebrated as the film that, back-to-back with Malcolm X and Blue Streak, helped to prove that Black-led pictures could be profitable.

    In all, Red Tails accomplished what it set out to do: accurately and heroically portray the “Tuskegee Airmen’ in an Old Hollywood epic film. It was an enormous creative risk that thankfully paid off, and a grand collaboration between some of the biggest names in Hollywood at the time.

    It is, to put it mildly, a Film Worth Remembering.



    [1] P-51 pilot’s helmet tip to @Lavanya Six for this idea.

    [2] In our timeline when Howard the Duck bombed it took Price down with it, and he went on to found an independent Price Productions company, which ultimately created The Tuskegee Airmen TV movie for HBO starring Lawrence Fishburn. Here, Howard was a moderate success and he kept his job.

    [3] Another Sesame Street alumnus. This screenplay will essentially be an extended version of our timeline’s The Tuskegee Airmen (1995), but looking at life before and after the war in greater detail.
     
    Henson Bio XXII: The Big Kahuna
  • Chapter 18: Chairman of the Board (Cont’d)
    Excerpt from Jim Henson: Storyteller, an authorized biography by Jay O’Brian


    As the box office numbers for The Little Mermaid continued to tick steadily upwards, Acting Chairman Jim Henson counted it the icing on the cake for a successful year in the job. 1993 had, by all metrics, been a highly successful year. Jurassic Park had been a phenomenon and Spider-Man 2 had performed very well. Even An Alien in the Family had surpassed expectations. And as the recession tapered off and economic stimulus measures from the Federal Government[1] spurred an uptick in the economy, recession-weary Americans responded by taking vacations, including vacations to Disney resorts, big and small. Similar economic improvements in Europe were leading to an increase in attendance to Disneyland Valencia, which was quickly approaching the break-even point. All of this, in turn, was filling hotel rooms and making major shareholder Bill Marriott quite happy.

    Altogether, Jim was settling in well to the new acting chairmanship, and the board was giving him high praise for his handling of the company and his ability to stand out even in Frank’s long shadow. He’d helped Ron Miller negotiate deals on the Anaheim Angels and Anaheim Avengers, gaining critical board of directors buy-in. He’d worked with him on an ongoing long-shot deal with the LA Rams. He cut the ribbon on new parks from small Disneytowns to the new Disney-MGM Hollywoodland Resort in WDW. He’d been on hand for the opening of Port Disney Phase II, taking particular delight in the opening of the Kermit’s Swamp water park and getting soaked, still wearing his suit to the amusement of all observers, on the inaugural launch of Gonzo’s Daredevil Log Jam flume ride.

    The openings of Port Disney Phase II and the Disney-MGM Hollywoodland resort had begun bringing in critical liquidity to shore up park margins and the new Disneytowns, save for the struggling St. Louis location, were doing well. They even broke ground on their first international Disneytown in London. While Resorts & Recreation had been pushing for a Paris Disneytown, for obvious reasons, Pearson PLC, which had absorbed a couple of billion dollars in costs and debt related to Port Disney and Disneyland Valencia, had insisted on a London location, and specifically earmarked some land adjacent to their Chessington World of Adventure Park. Disneytown London would prove highly successful, though the sheer size and central location of Paris made it a tempting second target, even as Pearson pushed back on any suggested Paris resort, instead recommending something “more central” like Berlin, though it was no secret that Berlin being farther from London than Paris undoubtedly factored into their thinking. Other European locations were explored in Italy, Greece, or even the USR near Odessa on the Black Sea, all sites that could be easily accessible to Disney Cruises. Similar thinking drove them to explore Marcelles, France, though may wondered if this was too close to Valencia now that express train services were spinning up between France and Dénia.

    Plans for a Paris Resort would ultimately be made moot in the fall of 1993 when Warner Brothers announced a partnership with the French government to build a Warner Movie World on the very site east of Paris that Disney had once considered, with the French Government giving Warner a sweetheart deal to help develop it. They’d managed to keep the negotiations secret by using third party intermediaries, and as such, caught the world, including Disney and even including the French people (which caused political drama), by surprise. The world, including the Disney board, watched with baited breath as the French Parliament angrily debated the plan, eventually approving it on a narrow vote in the spring of 1994, with groundbreaking beginning immediately in spite of protests. It would open in the spring of 1997.

    The Disney board reacted with alarm to this, fearing that the Warner World would cut deeply into Disneyland Valencia’s margins even as the park became profitable. Cries of “We should have gone with Paris,” returned to the lips of those in the company and on the board who’d pushed for the Paris location. Jim worked to calm the board, assuring them that there would be plenty of traffic for both parks and that the Disney Name would continue to carry weight. He pointed to the favorable climate in Pago that let the park stay open and hospitable year-round and highlighted the advantages of being in a port city. “We’ll have entire cruise ships full of visitors coming from every port in the Med!”

    Even so, the news left him and Dick Nunis secretly shaken. With Spain a relatively poor and lower population country compared to its northern neighbor, Valencia’s projections relied heavily on French guests and Jim’s time in London had made him acutely aware that French National Pride would see them rally behind Monsieur Bugs.

    “We’ll always have London,” he mused.

    Suddenly Berlin became the obvious place for expansion. “We’ll have them surrounded and triangulated,” Nunis told the board. He also let them know that the newly reunified German Federal Government was anxious to support anything that helped speed reintegration and spur economic growth in the Old East Germany. A Disneytown would do nicely. Initial talks with the German government identified some available land near Potsdam within the former East Berlin, with the German government eager to stimulate the faltering post-Communist economy. They also investigated some land on an old military base[2] near Brand about thirty miles south of Berlin, which appealed to Jim on a visceral level, but R&R calculated that the distance from Berlin would limit the frequent attendance needed to keep the park profitable (an estimated 1.25 million visitors per year), particularly with Pearson making it clear that Europeans weren’t nearly as willing as Americans to make even relatively short road trips. The debate between the Potsdam and Brand sites continued, even as groundbreaking was planned for the late 1990s. In the meantime, Jim arranged to take possession of both sites from the German government and initiated an effort to build a Disney Store, a Madame Tussaud’s (with Pearson), and a few other small “Disney Plaza” style attractions put up in Potsdam to test the waters and made some side money leasing the Brand site to the Cargolifter AG company, who began building a giant airship hangar.

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    Asia and the Pacific were tempting places for expansion. Jim personally approached the Oriental Land Company in Japan about a Disneytown, but they were more interested in what was happening in Long Beach. They agreed to hire Imagineering to design and build a license-built-and-operated DisneySea of their own. The Chinese government opened talks about a Disneytown in Hong Kong, which they would reclaim as part of China in 1997, just four years away. And the City of Sydney, Australia, directly contacted him about building a Disneytown at the location of the old White Bay industrial park and power plant. They had grand expansion plans as a part of a large effort aimed at revitalizing the postindustrial grey space and stimulating the economic growth of the neighborhood. Disney factored heavily into their plans.

    And finally, his thoughts returned to the Western Hemisphere. Talking with John Hench and Judson Green, who’d taken over as acting head of Resorts & Recreation when Dick Nunis took over as acting President of Disney, they looked at a variety of locations throughout the Caribbean and Latin America. Sites near San Juan, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands were explored, as were locations in Mexico near Cancun and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. And yet the first non-US American Disneytown would be Up North in Canada, which was an unquestionably politically stable and economically wealthy nation with plenty of available land and a sizeable population. After looking at a variety of locations, the possibilities were whittled down to a site near Montreal and a site in Ontario near Niagara Falls. The decision was made for them when the citizens of Quebec overwhelmingly rejected the idea of “La Souris” coming to their backyard, even if officially located across the border in Eastern Ontario.

    The City of Hamilton was particularly welcoming. A moderate sized industrial city between Toronto and Niagara Falls, the Hamilton Chamber of Commerce was looking for ways to spur economic growth as industry spun down and looking for ways to stand out from Toronto’s shadow. However, the area had one major issue: the Canada’s Wonderland Park in nearby Toronto, a large “wannabe Disneyland” as Judson called it complete with a castle. With Disneytown St. Louis still struggling to get by in the face of Six Flags, the thought of putting up a Disneytown against another big park was unnerving. But John Hench had a plan: they’d encase the whole Disneytown in glass and steel “like the Mall of America”.

    “Let Wonderland have the summer,” he said. “We’ll own the winter. The Disney Name and Disney Difference will do the rest.”

    Judson’s staff ran some numbers: the City of Hamilton was by itself roughly the size of St. Louis and its surrounding suburbs while Toronto was a massive city. Hamilton was also a short drive from Buffalo, New York, a three-hour drive from Detroit, and a four-hour drive from both Cleveland, Ohio, and Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, yet far enough away not to compete with Disneytown Philadelphia. John even pushed for setting up ferry services, in particular identifying a potential route between Erie, Pennsylvania, and Port Dover, Ontario, that could take US visitors across Lake Erie and practically straight to Disneytown Ontario. He even envisioned a park-and-ride service. Altogether, even with the direct competition from Wonderland, which, he noted, was an hour away rather than just across town like St. Louis, Judson felt that the Ontario location would be profitable.

    After the success of An Alien in the Family, with its Hawaiian setting, they also considered a Disneytown in Hawaii, though quickly figured that the overhead would be high and the competition severe. Instead, simple things like a Disney Store were built instead. The exploration did lead Jim to note how Ulani and Stitch had been pulled into the ongoing debate among the Hawaiian Native population about sovereignty. 1993 happened to be the 100-year anniversary of when the government of Hawaii was overthrown in a coup led by American businessmen, leading to the Island nation’s annexation by the US. The US Congress had issued a resolution apologizing for the action just that January on the anniversary.

    Even so, a group of Independence Activists led by “Bumpy” Kanahele were occupying Makapu’u Beach on Oahu and demanding Native sovereignty. Some of them were seen wearing shirts that said “I am Ulani” at one point, though Kanahele apparently disliked the movie, seeing it as an attempt at cultural appropriation and who also felt that it was suggesting that non-native Hawaiians were part of the “family”, since all of the literal aliens were functionally adopted into Ulani’s family at the end. When his criticisms reached the media, locally-born Hawaiians of non-native ancestry began to wear shirts saying “I am Stitch”. Oftentimes friends or relatives of native and non-native ancestry wore the two “I am…” shirts side by side. Bo Boyd was tempted to make official shirts, but the board advised him to stay out of what they saw as local politics.

    In the end, Jim began to wonder if the movie was somehow a factor in the Pu‘uhonua o Waimānalo deal[3]. He also began to wonder exactly what Disney might be inadvertently saying in its films and rides. He’d already almost completely remade Song of the South and was openly starting to wonder if they should edit down some of the more egregious “red man” stereotyping in Peter Pan the way they’d edited Sunflower the racist centaur out of Fantasia. Was the Enchanted Tiki Room racist cultural appropriation? Or just a fun and kitschy salute to the old American midcentury pop culture? He began to discuss the issue with Imagineering and others, bringing in native Polynesians and cultural experts. The reality was complicated. There was no doubt that Tiki Culture was the outgrowth of a long and complex history of Euro-American colonialism. The name “Tiki” referred to the original human in Polynesian religion, a sort of Adam figure, which could make the appropriation feel even more personal. “I hate to think of what you’d do with Maui,” one Polynesian advisor said. Many of the Polynesians he spoke with felt rather uncomfortable about it all and suggested that a more nuanced approach could be made. And the attraction itself was overdue for an overhaul anyway thanks to out-of-date sound systems and a deteriorating building and animatronics.

    But retheming the entire Tiki Room, particularly given its revered status as Disney’s first animatronics show, was met with pushback, principally from both sides of the Disney family, who saw it as a sacred part of Walt’s Vision. Designer Rolly Crump, recently returned to Imagineering as an executive, treated the idea as heresy. The Hawaiian-raised Joe Rhode wanted it to stay as-is as well, though his ancestry was not Polynesian. But he did offer a reasonable compromise. “Jim, our ability to record and store audio and electromechanical control data is exponentially better than it was in the ‘60s. We can have the original performance, and we can make others that explore Polynesian culture more accurately. Hell, we can throw Ulani and Stitch and the rest in there and give them a show too!” Jim ran the idea by the board, and the Disneys relented, willing to have up to five shows programmed in, playing on a looping schedule throughout the day, so long as the original version remained relatively untouched.

    Thus, in 1995 the Enchanted Tiki Room closed and went through an overhaul. Four shows would play: the Classic 1963 show, a show where the various Polynesian gods and heroes would tell their stories and legends while the rest of the birds and other animatronics reacted, a performance of actual native Polynesian songs performed by the animatronics with associated comedic banter, and finally a show where the characters from An Alien in the Family would rise up from the floor and lead a sing-along full of Hawaiian Pop and Elvis songs while playfully bantering back and forth. Each show’s time was listed and periodically called out by the wandering Barker Bird (*squawk* “Ten minutes! Ten minutes until the Ulani and Stitch Sing Along at the Enchanted Tiki Room! Don’t miss it!”).

    Jim also looked into other classic attractions. The worst offender by far was the Jungle Cruise[4], whose depictions of the various Natives were…problematic. Jim’s old friend Harry Belafonte could list dozens of ways that the ride needed a “facelift”. Consulting with African, Asian, and Native South American cultural experts, the various natives were restyled based upon actual indigenous peoples, with the Tour Operators now trained to discuss the people themselves and their lives and values. While there were complaints by purists, most visitors didn’t seem to mind – or in most cases even notice – the changes.

    “We aren’t trying to hide Disney’s past,” Jim later told Disney Magazine, “But celebrate Disney’s future. Just as the out-of-date future predictions of Tomorrowland need to be updated over the years, so, occasionally, do the out-of-date portrayals of the world’s people and cultures as Westerners like myself get to know them better on their own terms. This isn’t about being ‘Politically Correct’, whatever that means, but simply about being up to date and accurate, and not needlessly insult or denigrate our many neighbors when they come to visit the Happiest Place on Earth!”

    At the first anniversary of his assumption of the role of Acting Chairman, CEO Ron Miller and the board presented him and Dick Nunis with a thank you lunch and a bonus. Ron also gave Jim the weekend off. “That’s an actual weekend off, Jim. No showing up at the office. No answering your phone. Turn off your car phone and palm pilot if you have to. Consider that the orders of the board!”

    Jim laughed and took his forced weekend off. He spent time on the beach, though even LA was less than ideal in January, with a cold, wet wind blowing off of the ocean the whole time. For old time’s sake he hit the Sunset Strip, catching a Sunset Puppetry show and running into River Phoenix and John Candy. The two had met on the set of the comedy Deadheads, which was about an estranged father (Candy) and son (Phoenix) who bond while following the Grateful Dead. River had only agreed to it in exchange for 20th Century greenlighting his personal debut as writer-director-star, Voice of the Ocean, a drama about the damage of oceanic pollution that was savaged by critics[5] as “self-indulgent naval gazing” and which flopped upon release. The two had become close, particularly after River rode with Candy to the hospital after the latter had suffered a mild heart attack on the set.

    Jim followed the two of them to a local vegan restaurant for lunch. River had convinced Candy to adopt the diet along with quitting drinking, smoking, and cocaine as a part of his recovery program. River was all but forcing Candy to join him on exercise and yoga, and Jim agreed to drag Candy along on some of his walks. He’d already been losing weight and “feeling better”.

    The three then ran into Freddie Mercury and Kurt Cobain in a club after the fact. Like River and Candy, they’d met on the set of a movie (Lame Ducks) and hit it off. Freddie had taken on a sort of mentorship role with the troubled young musician, giving him career and life advice, particularly on how to deal with the pressures of fame. The five enjoyed their time together sharing some espressos rather than cocktails, though Candy went with decaf.

    Following the fun day, a jazzed-up Jim drove his Kermit-green Porsche back to his beach house in Laguna that night, listening to a CD of Charlie Parker and enjoying the cool California winter air. He was in a fully relaxed mood when he got back to his home. There was a strange car in the driveway.

    Inside, his son John was waiting. He looked upset. With him in Jim’s living room were Mike “Flea” Balzary, Chad Smith, and John Frusciante of the band Red Hot Chili Peppers. It was the person not there who stood out.

    “Where’s Anthony?” Jim asked, worry in his voice. The pained look in Flea’s eyes told him everything that he needed to know.

    “It was that fucking roadie,” said Smith, finally. “The Horse he gave him was practically uncut. Anthony was just out of rehab. His body wasn’t used to it…”

    Anthony Kiedis had overdosed. The EMTs had tried to resuscitate him on the ambulance ride to no avail. He was declared dead on arrival at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, the cause of death ruled to be cardiac arrest linked to opiate overdose. He was just 31 years old.

    Just that morning Jim had listened to “Under the Bridge” on the radio, a song that Kiedis had written about his addition issues. The song would go on to be recognized as Kiedis’s Swan Song, an ironic and iconic goodbye letter and bittersweet warning to the world. It would be years before any of his former bandmates could bring themselves to listen to it, nonetheless play it[6].

    For Jim, it was another light snuffed out far too early by the darkness of LA and a bitter ending to an otherwise glorious year.



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    The Board of Directors for the Walt Disney Entertainment Company, January 1994:

    Ronald “Ron” Miller, CEO
    James M. “Jim” Henson, Acting Chairman and CCO
    Stanley “Stan” Kinsey, COO
    Richard “Dick” Nunis, Acting President
    Roy E. Disney, Acting President, Walt Disney Studios, Walt Disney Animation Studios (head of Shamrock Holdings)
    Al Gottesman (President, Henson Arts Holdings)
    Dianne Disney Miller (Partner, Retlaw Enterprises)
    Peter Dailey (former US ambassador to Ireland and Roy Disney’s brother-in-law)
    Charles Cobb (CEO of Arvida Corp.; representing the interests of Bass Brothers)
    Alfred Attilio “Al” Checchi (representing Marriott International)



    Advisory Board Members (non-voting, ad-hoc attendance):

    E. Cardon “Card” Walker, Chairman Emeritus
    Sid Bass (CEO of Bass Brothers Enterprises)
    Steven Spielberg (Partner, Amblin Entertainment)
    John Sculley (CEO & President of Apple Computer, Inc.)
    George Lucas (CEO of Lucasfilm, Ltd.)
    J. Willard “Bill” Marriott, Jr. (CEO of Marriott International)
    Ray Watson, Chairman Emeritus (former head of the Irvine Company)
    Caroline Ahmanson (head and founder of Caroline Leonetti Ltd.)
    Philip Hawley (Carter Hawley Hale)
    Samuel Williamson (senior partner, Hufstedler, Miller, Carson, & Beardsley)
    Stan Lee (Chairman of Marvel Entertainment)



    The Disney Executive Committee:

    Ronald “Ron” Miller, CEO
    Frank Wells, Chairman and President
    James M. “Jim” Henson, CCO and President, Walt Disney Studios
    Richard “Dick” Nunis, President, Disney Recreation
    Thomas “Tom” Wilhite, President, MGM Studios
    John Hench, President, Walt Disney Imagineering Workshop
    Roy E. Disney, Vice President, Walt Disney Animation Studios



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    Stocks at a Glance: Walt Disney Entertainment (DIS)

    January 9th, 1994
    Stock price: $69.34
    Major Shareholders: Henson family (20.6%), Roy E. Disney (13.4%), Disney-Miller family (13.1%), Sid Bass (9.6%), Bill Marriott (6.3%), Amblin Entertainment (1.3%), Apple Comp. (0.7%), Lucasfilm Ltd. (0.5%), Suspected “Knights Errant” (5.3%), Other (29.2%)
    Outstanding shares: 451.2 million



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    Entertainment Companies with Major Assets (1994)

    Triad Entertainment Group


    Chairman/CEO: Martin S. Davis

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Paramount Studios
    • 20th Century Studios
    • Fox Studios (Includes Filmation)
    • Paramount-Fox Network Television (PFN)
    • Madison Square Garden (Includes the New York Rangers and New York Knicks)
    • Simon & Schuster Publishing
    • Sega Corp.


    Warner Brothers Entertainment, Inc.

    Chairman/CEO: Robert A. Daly

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Warner Bros. Studios (Includes Warner Brothers Animation/Rankin-Bass)
    • Warner Bros. Television Studios
    • Six Flags Theme Parks
    • Warner Bros. Publishing (Includes DC Comics)


    MCA/Universal Entertainment Group

    Chairman/CEO: Lew Wasserman

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Universal City Studios Group
    • Universal Television Group
    • Universal Studios Parks & Tours
    • Music Corporation of America (MCA) Records


    Time-Atlantic Corporation

    Chairman/CEO: J. Richard Munro

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Tri-Star Studios (Includes Elstree Studios and Atlantic Productions & Distribution)
    • Time Media
    • Time-Atlantic Television Group (includes ITV, the Atlantic Broadcasting Group, and Taft Broadcasting[7])
    • Kings Entertainment Company (Theme parks)
    • British Satellite Broadcasting (BSB) (minority stake)
    • CBS (minority stake)


    Columbia Entertainment Group

    Chairman/CEO: Ted Turner

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Columbia Pictures
    • Columbia Broadcasting Service (CBS)
    • Columbia Parks and Attractions
    • Turner Entertainment Group
    • Hanna-Barbera Animation


    Walt Disney Entertainment Company

    Chairman: Jim Henson (Acting); CEO: Ron Miller

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Walt Disney Studios (includes Fantasia Films, Walt Disney Animation, and Disney Publishing, including Marvel, Inc.)
    • MGM Studios (includes Hyperion Pictures and Buena Vista Distribution)
    • Walt Disney Recreation (includes Parks & Hotels)
    • Walt Disney Imagineering (includes Imagine, Inc.)


    Capital Cities/ABC Entertainment

    Chairman/CEO: Thomas S. Murphy

    Major Subsidiaries:
    • Hollywood Studios Group[8] (Includes Miramax, National Amusements, & Hollywood Animation)
    • ABC Television Group (includes ABC Television Network, Capital Cities/ABC Broadcasting, ABC Cable and International Broadcasting, and Viacom)
    • CC/ABC Publishing


    [1] Under Clinton, such economic stimulus was attempted, but fell to the filibuster. Here, the congressional balance of power is shifted thanks to Hartache and other factors, leading to 60 democrats in the Senate able to prevent the filibuster. Hat tip to @jpj1421.

    [2] Became the Tropical Islands Resort in our timeline. Zeppelin Captain’s Hat to @Shiny_Agumon.

    [3] Pāpale niu tip to @Missingnoleader.

    [4] And another to @Plateosaurus and @TheMolluskLingers.

    [5] “Perhaps Mr. Phoenix was trying to emulate Freddie Young when he gave us three-and-a-half straight minutes of the empty ocean,” said Roger Ebert, “but one can’t help but suspect that he forgot he’d left the camera on.”

    [6] After losing two members in just five years the Chili Peppers will break up. Flea, Smith, and Frusciante will join other bands. Flea will immediately check into rehab and never touch opiates again, even later tossing the Percocet a doctor prescribed him in the trash. He will become an outspoken advocate for drug addiction prevention and treatment, with the saying “rehabilitate, don’t incarcerate”. His advocacy will prove critical in opposing the proposed loosening of FDA prescription regulations and mass marketing of long-term opiates in the 2000s.

    [7] I neglected to mention this earlier, but TAC acquired the struggling Taft Broadcasting in whole in 1992, which came with Kings Entertainment (owners of King’s Island, King’s Dominion, Canada’s Wonderland, Australia’s Wonderland, and other parks), which were acquired by Paramount in 1992 in our timeline. They outbid Viacom in the process, which forced Sumner Redstone to look for other ways to build his empire, leading to the ABC deal.

    [8] Michael Eisner leads the Hollywood Studios Group while Sumner Redstone leads the ABC Television Group.
     
    Meta-Discussion: 1994
  • Setting the Stage 8: Sign of the Times


    1994. The Nineties are in full effect.

    “Alternative” music is all the rage in the US while Techno is unavoidable across Europe, with novelty songs like “Cotton Eyed Joe” and “Scatman” pushing aside straight songs like “Mr. Vain”, “Rhythm of the Night”, and “What is Love?[1]” The Swedish pop band Ace of Bass manages to bridge the divide with the earwormiest of earworms, which if, like a fool, you clicked the above video has now burrowed its way into your brain like a trojan horse in a fake Viagra email. Possibly it’s there anyway.

    Meatloaf[2] would do Anything for Love, except for that of course, while Cheryl Crow just likes a good beer buzz early in the morning, with optional car wash. Beck will make being a Loser cool while Snoop Dog just wants his Gin & Juice.

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    “No, you’re a loser!”

    Meanwhile, Alanis Morrissette is working her way to fame, and in 1995 will ask us to consider the irony in a set of random situations, in most cases without the necessary context to assess their level of actual irony[3]. This will spawn an ongoing debate on whether they’re ironic or not when you ironically lack the context needed to make that determination, in most cases.

    Isn’t that ironic?

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    And more tragically in the music world, Kurt Cobain would commit suicide, joining the “27 Club”, possibly by design.

    Or at least in one timeline all of this was true. Your timeline mileage going forward may vary.

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    Movies would likewise see a shift, as young and upcoming indie directors start to make a splash (literally in Quentin Tarantino’s case) in the mainstream. Kevin Smith’s quirky and gleefully obscene cinema verité-ish Clerks, for example, will mark a milestone and set Smith on an upward trajectory like a bottle rocket…and with a similarly spectacular flame-out and explosion by the start of the next decade. At least comics geeks still love you, Kevin!

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    Speaking of explosions, Jim Carrey will have a massive breakout with the triple-crown of The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, and Ace Ventura dominating the comedy box office. Tom Cruise will shock and win over the doubters and haters as Lestat in Interview with the Vampire alongside Brad Pitt and a young Kirsten Dunst. Tom Hanks, meanwhile, will set the world on fire playing an autistic Zelig. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.

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    But it will be Disney’s animated The Lion King that will dominate the box office as the #1 hit of the year, proving that the Disney Renaissance wasn’t a passing fad. But it will be a bittersweet moment that marks the peak of the DisRen, with Disney chasing that leonine dragon from that point forward.

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    Requiem in pace, Frank

    It would also be the year that Disney lost one of its princes when Frank Wells was killed in a helicopter crash. The ensuing power vacuum will expose the deeper tensions between Eisner and Katzenberg, leading to the infamous split.

    What will 1994 hold for Disney, Wells, Eisner, and Katzenberg in this timeline? Stay tuned.

    In the world, moments of peace and hope, like the announcement of a ceasefire in Northern Ireland and the Election of Nelson Mandela to the presidency of South Africa, clashed with moments of war and terror, like the ongoing war in the former Yugoslavia and the Russian Army entering the secessionist oblast of Chechnya.

    In a headline-grabbing event that exposed the dark side of the Olympics, US Figure Skater Tonya Harding’s ex-husband Jeff Gillooly orchestrated an attack against her arch-rival Nancy Kerrigan. It would be Harding’s career that would be ended.

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    (Image source Vanity Fair)

    O.J. Simpson would be arrested following an iconic slow chase down the highway in a white Bronco II and the “Trial of the Century” would begin in 1995, ultimately leading to acquittal in a meme-generating courtroom hearing, live on CNN.

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    One is a den of inappropriate and scandalous sex acts; the other is a simple porn site (Image sources “obamawhitehouse.archives.gov” and Cracked.com)

    And in a true Sign of the Times, the US White House will launch its official website, www.whitehouse.gov, soon to be followed, naturally, by the infamous pornographic site whitehouse.com, leading to many a hurried window-close at the office.

    Both White Houses would soon become infamous for their adult content.



    [1] And if you’re now angry at me for getting this song stuck in your head, well, baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

    [2] Requiem in pace, Mr. Loaf.

    [3] Are 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife ironic, or just annoying? Well, if they’re in a drawer marked “knives” then yes, definitely ironic.
     
    Postmodern Puppetry III
  • 1955-Present: The Age of Postmodern Puppetry from Sam & Friends to The Sundowners and Beyond (Cont’d)
    From Puppetry: An Illustrated History, by Arno Strengzonmi


    By the mid-1990s Postmodern Puppetry had fully established itself into the cultural milieu. Puppetry along with prosthetics in practical effects remained the norm, though increasingly augmented by animatronics and computer graphics. Puppetry by maestros like Julie Taymor, whose War of the Worlds stage production was wowing audiences on both sides of the Atlantic and soon Pacific, were changing the face of stage theater. Janie Geisler, Bruce Schwartz, and Paul Huber continued to make an artistic splash with their puppetry and marionettes, often appearing in movies or television. All four and Hystopolis were getting regular gigs on Tim Burton’s Nocturns.

    Sunset Puppetry continued to expand as well, with new groups in new cities, all a part of an informal cooperative franchise system. New York, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Detroit, and even Toronto and London saw franchises popping up, each with their own local flavor and local focus, though some popular productions such as “Just One Prick”, “Adam and Steve”, “Walking While Black”, “Amanda’s a Man…Duh”, and “My Life as a Lazy Asian” saw productions in multiple cities.

    Political groups like Bread and Puppet Theater, The Sundowners, and The Puppet Center for Progressive Politics continued to frustrate and agitate and activate.

    And with postmodern puppetry thus established in the underground, it began to increasingly gain the attention of the mainstream, and the major studios reacted with puppetry expansions of their own.

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    Mary Robinette Kowal (Image source Wired)

    Former Henson Grantee Mary Robinette Kowal[1] would be discovered by CBS Executives while performing at the Center for Puppetry Arts in downtown Atlanta. She’d be hired to spin up a puppetry workshop in Atlanta for CBS Kids, taking advantage of the growing Atlanta puppetry scene around the Center. The resulting Other Hand Puppetry, a semi-private company underwritten by Columbia Entertainment, would be the source for a variety of CBS and Turner Network puppetry shows for a variety of ages. These took many forms, beginning with the 1994 kid’s puppetry show Top Cat’s Talent Time with puppet versions of various old Hanna-Barbera characters from the titular Top Cat as host to Quickdraw McGraw, Grape Ape, and Yogi and others. Full of music and educational content, particularly on the arts, the show performed well. Yogi and Booboo spun off their own show in 1996, which dealt with nature, conservation, fire safety, and environmental issues. While none of these ever quite reached the level of Sesame Street or The Muppets in the popular imagination, they still maintained a good audience and breathed new life into some old characters who’d basically been subsisting on syndication by that point

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    Some of these (but not all; definitely not Wolfie and Red) in Puppet Form (Image source Amazon)

    More mature shows came out of Other Hand as well, including the popular In the Land of Dragons, a fantasy show which featured some excellent practical creature effects and had an older child target audience. There was also the short-lived but beloved cult SITCOM Monkey Business with Harvey Korman as a shady lawyer partnered with a talking monkey named Simon Simian, Esq. Other Hand’s practical puppetry began to slip into other shows as well, with various animal appearances or science fiction monsters making the occasional appearance in one film or show or another. She and her team also expanded into simple animatronics and practical effects, bringing some in-house effects talent to Columbia, which was otherwise dependent upon the I-Works and ILM. While Other Hand was never going to fully compete with the I’s, it found a comfortable place serving Columbia Entertainment and a handful of local Atlanta area customers.

    Warner Brothers East, meanwhile, spun up their own puppetry and effects workshop at their Atlanta studios in 1998. They too raided the Center for Puppetry Arts and poached some talent from Disney, Sesame, and Other Hand. This led to the Loony Toons Live puppetry TV show that failed to make much of a splash along with a handful of other mediocre performers. The slapdash way that WB tried to build the puppetry team from the top down led to a severe lack of cohesion and high turnover, which strained the studio’s ability to reach a point to where they could produce a series to match the quality of their competitors. Their most successful show was Too Many Rabbits!!, which had original rabbit characters unrelated to Bugs. “If we couldn’t dazzle them with our performances,” one puppeteer anonymously told ET, “We figured we’d overwhelm them with raw numbers!” And Too Many Rabbits!! indeed had far too many rabbit puppets to count, leaping and hopping and singing and dancing everywhere all through the massive house owned by their perpetually overwhelmed host (another role with high turnover). For educational purposes, it focused mostly on music and math (particularly multiplication!). In the industry, it became famed as a place where young new puppeteers could come to learn the basics of television puppetry playing any number of usually unnamed background bunnies.


    Despite the new challengers, Jim Henson remained the center of the puppetry world between Disney and Henson Arts Holdings, which ran the Sesame Street Muppets and other PBS collaborations. Disney expanded its puppetry-based programming with 1994’s The Little Mermaid’s Island, created in the wake of the success of the animated feature. The show combined a live actress in a prosthetic suit with creative puppets and green screen technology to create a surprisingly immersive underwater world. With fun original songs, the series primarily explored oceanography and oceanic zoology while touching on conservationism and environmentalism[2].

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    Producer Mitchell Kriegman[3] remained a rising star in the field, in particular spearheading efforts to add more advanced puppetry into children’s entertainment. In particular, his patented Shadowmation technique combined the arts of Bunraku-style puppetry with Digital Puppetry to create a cost effective yet expressive and interactive form of digital puppetry. He also worked to combine practical worn animatronics, leading to what many consider to be his magnum opus, The Bear in the Big Blue House, which combined worn animatronics of the type developed for Dinosaurs and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and using it to make one of the most fluid, expressive, and relatable non-human hosts in children’s television history. Other non-physical characters like La Luna the moon and Shadow Girl were accomplished via Shadowmation. The Bear in the Big Blue House would last for seven seasons on The Disney Channel and saw a movie release in 2004.

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    Two things like this, one of them Star Wars themed

    Fox under Jim’s eldest daughter Lisa Henson also got into the puppetry world, albeit on a case-by-case basis. In 1992 Fox Kids launched the popular Here’s How with C-3PO and R2-D2, based upon a syndicated comics strip by Lucasfilm artist Jok Church[4]. The strip was a success and spun off into the series hosted by the two titular Droids, who introduced audiences to science and math and technology. Each episode featured our robotic hosts, C-3PO (voiced but not performed by Anthony Daniels) and R2-D2, introducing the viewers to a variety of scientific or technological principles through various Star Wars characters and aliens, though budgetary reasons kept the number of actual aliens rather low save for things like Wookies and Ewaaks that could be performed in reusable suits and not require prosthetic makeup. The show became a hit After School and spawned a host of imitators.

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    This without the Beakman branding (Image source Amazon)

    The first and most famous of these imitators was The World According to Zaloom, a quirky child-aimed science education show hosted and run by Atlanta puppeteer Paul Zaloom for CBS. The quirky series, framed by Zaloom’s natural madcap and creative physical and shadow puppetry, became very popular with younger kids in particular, where it managed to compete directly with both Here’s How and Digit’s World, the latter now part of a “Science, Math, and Technology” block with Bill Nye, Science Guy[5]. While some labelled Bill Nye as a Here’s How imitator, the resemblance to the much earlier classic show Mr. Wizard’s World was undeniable. His partnership with Digit’s World saw plenty of practical puppets and animatronics visit the set, many of which had the science and technology behind them revealed.

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    Nye’s natural charisma and nerdy charm won him a large following from all ages and even got him hired by Disney to be the host for the newly revamped World of Energy Pavilion at EPCOT in the late 1990s, now sponsored by GE and focusing heavily on renewable and sustainable energy, a subject that he strongly advocated.

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    European Puppetry was also seeing a resurgence, with one Eastern European nation standing out, the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia[6]. The post-Titoist government of the Federation was struggling to come up with ways to help cultivate Pan-Slavic culture in their multiethnic state, which continued to struggle with pockets of ethnic nationalist agitation. With a long history of puppetry, in particular marination, an art popular in the region for centuries, the world of Postmodern Puppetry beckoned.

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    From “Jurček and the three Bandits”, 1945 (Image source The Theater Times)

    Serbia, Bosnia, Croatia, and Slovenia all had long established puppetry cultures, which adaptied with the times, such as 1945’s “Jurček and the three Bandits”, which addressed the effects of the Second World War. Puppet-based films were becoming common as well, starting with Vera Jocić's 1949 short film The Pioneer and the Bad Mark. By the 1990s puppetry continued to be a popular artform. Srboljub Lule Stanković was at the forefront of adapting traditional puppetry to modern times, adapting the works of Stevan Pešić or creating his own works, such as 1991’s Mitovi Balkana, or “Myth of the Balkans”, which explored local folklore with a slight satirical edge. But puppetry remained primarily a medium for children. The Duško Radović theater in Belgrade under Milena Jeftić Ničeva Kostić, for example, performed for children. But while puppetry remained mostly a niche interest elsewhere in the post-video age, puppetry remained wildly popular in Yugoslavia, with famed Serbian animator Nikola Majdak and his son Nikola, Jr., both dabbling in it in addition to stop motion. And more mature subjects abounded. Slavko Tatić’s subversive, satirical The Ass and the Flute took to task the angry demagoguery of Slobodan Milošević and other ethnic nationalist agitators[7].

    One of the central events for Yugoslav puppetry was the Biennial of Yugoslav Puppetry, based in Bugojno, which saw numerous puppetry artists come together to exchange ideas. Up through the sixth Biennial in 1989, the focus remained on traditional puppetry, but things were about to change.

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    The appearance of a homegrown version of Sesame Street in 1991, Ulica Sezam, brought the Henson Method into Yugoslavia. This in turn expanded as former Sesame Players spun off their own shows. Soon, innovative combinations of soft puppetry and marination began to evolve in the puppetry centers of Belgrade, Bugojno, and Ljubljana in particular. As Tito-era limits of free speech loosened, some of these players began to push the limits, exploring controversial themes and subjects within a growing “puppet underground” that took inspiration from The Sundowners and other edgy US troupes.

    Yugoslav puppetry found a major supporter, naturally, in the Jim Henson Foundation, which nurtured the traditional and contemporary puppetry communities alike. The Jim Henson Foundation and Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta became regular sponsors for the Biennials, starting with the Seventh Biennial in 1991[8]. Yugoslav puppet performances appeared on The Wonderful World of Disney and some of the edgier and more surreal or sinister stuff made appearances on Tim Burton’s Nocturns.

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    Dire Straits ala Thunderbird (Image source PBS Twitter)

    In Great Britain, Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbird Studios was continuing to be successful, sometimes in partnership with friendly rivals the London Creatureworks, sometimes in competition. Shows such as Space Police and Galaxy University were continuing to pull in sustainable audiences and numerous commercial, music video, and film opportunities abounded, both for their advanced Practical and Digital Puppetry and also for their “vintage” work thanks to a sudden cult resurgence of ironic interest in the old Supermarionation of the midcentury. Penguin Pictures approached them about a buyout, ultimately acquiring a 40% minority stake, helping to underwrite them and assure ongoing solvency. This also put them in good position to do effects work for various Penguin and Pinewood productions.

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    Not exactly this, but earlier and more like traditional 2D animation at first (image source DVD Planet Store)

    In 1996, Anderson co-produced a new animated version of Captain Scarlet for ITV, this time using entirely digital puppetry, digital rotoscoping, and motion capture techniques. The resulting pseudo-2D animation created a sense of the uncanny for many, but still related well to youthful audiences. As the technology evolved, it went through a controversial full 3D CG reframing in the early 2000s, resulting in a fully 3D series. While it never made more than a middling audience, the series is remembered for its technical innovation as one of the first animated series to embrace digital puppetry for more than a handful of characters.

    Thus, as the 20th Century moved towards its conclusion, puppetry, be it postmodern or traditional, was in the midst of a renaissance that would only grow and diversify further in the new millennium.



    [1] Hat tip to @Operation Shoestring.

    [2] Hat tip to @nick_crenshaw82

    [3] Hat tip to @TheFaultsofAlts.

    [4] This is per Church’s original plan. In our timeline George Lucas rejected the idea for a syndicated cartoon strip and Church readapted the idea with original characters, creating You Can with Beakman and Jax, which evolved into Beakman’s World.

    [5] Since you asked, @Plateosaurus and @Migrant_Coconut

    [6] Hat tip to @Damian0358.

    [7] This is a reference to the children's poem by Jovan Jovanović Zmaj entitled The Donkey and the Flute, the flute in of itself is considered the most typical and widespread of the wind instruments in Serbia (in its form as the frula). Here the criticism becomes manifest as the Donkey (the ethnic nationalism) threatens to eat the Flute (Serbia), and in turn, the other instruments (representing the other republics of Yugoslavia). There’s also a layered reference to Branko Ćopić's 1960 novel Magareće godine (literally the Donkey Years, translated either as The Tough Teens or The Awkward Age; as the term in the novel’s title refers to those turbulent years between childhood and adulthood, those years marked by fantasies, mischief, first loves, and unrest, and used politically too, referring to political radical “donkeys” who make asses of themselves before maturing as politicians). Other relevant re sayings such as “Only donkeys don't change” (referring here how, at the core, nationalists don't change) and “Once a donkey, always a donkey” [Note: all of this adapted from, and is some cases lifted literally from, a PM conversation with @Damian0358]. In our timeline, with war raging, Slavko Tatić made the feature length satirical puppetry film Foot Soldier Ant in 1991 that stung at the war and the rationale behind it. See it here (no subtitles!) if you’re curious:


    [8] In our timeline there wouldn’t be a seventh Biennial until 2013 due to the war and its aftermath.
     
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  • NATO, former Warsaw Pact declare “Partnership for Peace”
    The Times of London, January 15th, 1994


    Brussels – NATO Secretary General Willy Claes, US President Albert Gore, and USR President Mikhail Gorbachev along with several European world leaders including UK Prime Minister Neil Kinnock today signed a new peace treaty that aims to promote peace between the former Cold War belligerents. The Partnership for Peace covers all NATO countries plus the Union of Sovereign States, Ireland, Switzerland, Sweden, Finland, Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Romania, Hungary, Austria, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Albania, Moldova, Armenia, and Georgia and pledges to avoid and oppose aggression and mediate international disputes in a peaceful manner[1].



    Ukraine, Moscow, EU, and IAEA Unite to Accelerate Chernobyl Shutdown

    Reactors 1 and 3 of Chernobyl to be decommissioned ahead of schedule

    USR and Ukraine to restart four stalled VVER Fission Plants with EU assistance

    The New York Times, April 4th, 1994


    Kiev – Members of the International Atomic Energy Association (IAEA) and the European Union today signed an agreement that will accelerate the shutdown of the infamous Chernobyl nuclear facility, the site of a disastrous meltdown in 1986. Reactors 1 and 3 have continued to operate since the disaster, with the Sovereign State of The Ukraine reluctant to shut down the reactors, which provide a significant percentage of their electrical power and numerous regional jobs in an otherwise struggling economy. The agreement will instead see EU and World Bank investments to restart the construction of four stalled nuclear power plants in the state, whose construction was frozen in 1986 in the wake of the Chernobyl disaster. These plants, which follow the safer VVER design as opposed to the more temperamental RBMK design used at Chernobyl, have received a green light from IAEA regulators and various nuclear safety watchdogs[2].

    “These newer plants will provide The Ukraine and its neighbors with safe and clean power,” said a representative for the IAEA in an official statement. “The VVER design is notably safer than the RBMK design and by taking these actions we can accelerate the decommissioning of the remaining Chernobyl reactors and thereby improve the overall safety and energy security of the region.” The additional power to be provided by the four restarted plants is also expected to result in the earlier decommissioning of some of the state’s coal-fired power plants, which many see as a critical step in combatting global warming.

    The plan is also seen as a way to spur the struggling economy of The Ukraine and by extension the USR by way of construction jobs and international energy sales, as the four stalled plants will give a net surplus of power output to the state. The move also comes as Ukrainian Nationalist politicians continue to gain ground in the State Assembly and USR Federal Duma thanks to lingering resentments for past treatment of the state by Moscow, in particular during the reign of Stalin and more recently over the handling of the Chernobyl disaster itself, resentments which were exacerbated by the recent deal with Moldova, which saw parts of the former Moldovan SSR and Ukraine combined into an Autonomous Oblast and saw formerly Ukrainian lands in Bukovina and Bessarabia ceded to Moldova.

    “The Ukraine is in a strong position politically,” said one analyst. “As federal power in Moscow wains and fears of the collapse of the post-Soviet order persist, losing The Ukraine as one of the major states in the union would likely be a death blow for the USR as other states and republics followed suit. If Moscow doesn’t make friends in Kiev, then they will lose any hope of maintaining any semblance of a post-Soviet multistate federation.”

    But not all are celebrating the announced deal. A representative of Greenpeace ironically called the move “A step towards another Chernobyl,” and cited the move as… Cont’d on A7.



    US Deploys Troops in Rwanda

    President Gore cites Humanitarian Aim; intent to end Genocide

    Washington Post, May 24th, 1994


    Kigali – US Army Airborne Rangers moved swiftly on the night of the 23rd, securing a location in southern Kigali Province in the African nation of Rwanda near the border with Burundi. It was the first action in securing a landing zone for the deployment of nearly 5,000 US soldiers and supporting troops as well as 3,500 soldiers from various neighboring African nations and other international forces. The action was in response to growing reports of ethnic genocide committed by “Hutu Power” extremists in the Hutu majority against the Tutsi minority and members of any Hutu, Twa, or other ethnic groups suspected of aiding and abetting them. With some estimates suggesting that upwards of 100,000 people have been killed already, the UN security council recently declared the event an “act of genocide” on the 21st.

    Dubbed “Operation Safe Harbor,” the overt aim is to establish a “zone of humanitarian refuge” and “zones safe of transit” to allow for refugees to escape the growing conflict[3]. The conflict exploded earlier this year when Rwandan President Juvénal Habyarimana was assassinated in the midst of a breakdown in ongoing negotiations between the Hutu-dominated Rwandan government and the Tutsi Rwandan Patriotic Front, or RPF. Hutu Power militias reportedly almost immediately began instituting the so-called “final solution” to the Tutsi “problem”, targeting all Tutsi regardless of age and political alliance and any Hutu or Twa accused of aiding or hiding Tutsi. The Hutu Power militias used radio stations to broadcast a call to arms to encourage and help coordinate the killings; these radio stations are, one-after-another, falling silent, possibly due to army jamming efforts, though this is unconfirmed. The RPF responded by launching an immediate offensive from their zone of control in the far north, with RPF leader Paul Kagame swearing that they will not halt the advance until “the genocide has ended”.

    President Gore ordered the deployment and US forces acted swiftly, establishing a zone and refugee camps backed by US and international armed forces[4], which has been expanding steadily in southern Kigali. “The US and our international allies are not taking sides in this civil war,” Gore declared when announcing the intervention in a press conference. “We are here only to provide safe refuge for the citizens of Rwanda, Tutsi and Hutu alike.”

    France, which has militarily supported the Rwandan government in the past, has announced their own “Turquoise zone” in the far west of the country. “We take these charges of genocide very seriously,” said French President François Mitterrand, “And we expect…” Cont’d on A2.



    “Green” Bill Squeaks by in the Senate
    Washington Post, February 12th, 1994


    Capitol Hill – “It’s not easy being Green,” Undersecretary of Commerce for Sustainable Growth Frank Wells told the Post, the exhaustion apparent in his voice. It was 3 AM, deep into a marathon debate session in the Senate over Wells’ signature Sustainable Energy and Economic Growth Act bill (H.R. 26/S.R. 14), known in the press as the “Green Growth Act”. The bill had passed the House under a largely party line vote, but passage in the Senate was far from a foregone conclusion[5]. Opposed by almost all Republicans and numerous conservative southern Democrats such as Louisiana’s John Breaux, as well as some left-wing politicians such as Independent Vermont Representative Bernie Sanders, and by “Coal and Oil Country” politicians of all stripes, many considered the bill, one of the Gore Administration’s signature campaign promises, a long shot.

    But at 3:31 AM Senator Robert Byrd (D – WV) agreed to support the bill in exchange for economic and infrastructure development subsidies and other earmarks for his home state of West Virginia[6], breaking ranks with fellow West Virginia Democratic Senator Jay Rockefeller and providing the critical 50th “Yea” vote. With Vice President Tsongas now able to break a tie, other wavering Democrats joined the “Yeas”. With the bill passed, it will return to the House for reconciliation Monday (where it is expected to pass) and is certain to be signed into law by President Gore.

    Some cite an agreement by Wells to prioritize West Virginia ridgeline wind farm development (the so-called “Hogback Power” plan) despite the inherent costs in developing the supporting transport and power infrastructure to the remote, mountaintop locations where the wind turbines will need to be placed, as the final nudge to push Byrd into the “yea” column. Many assume that Byrd is taking a gamble that his name and the hundreds of millions of federal dollars that he’s bringing back with him will carry him through the 1994 election despite the likely anger from his coal industry backers, a race in which he remains strongly favored to win. Others wonder if he’s beginning to have a change of heart over environmental issues just as he once had a major change of heart over civil rights.

    The Congressional Budget Office estimates that the ten-year price tag of the bill will be almost $50 billion, which gave budget hawks heartburn. The bill includes billions of dollars to support federal grants, public-private partnerships, tax incentives for renewable power development, and, most controversially, nuclear power subsidies[7] and increased emissions standards through CAFE, with efficiency and emission standards ramping up over time. It will also include efforts to reduce energy demand through ramping up energy efficiency standards with lighting, heating, and air conditioning over time through CAFE-like standards and incentives for improved building design and the use of cogeneration plants for large-scale power and heating. It will be paid for in part by “carbon” taxes on fossil fuel harvesting and consumption, and is part of the Gore administration’s ongoing attempts to transform American power consumption away from fossil fuels and towards “sustainable, clean energy”. The initiatives, many of which will be developed in partnership with states and private industry, are hoped to be the technological and economic kick that starts organic development of green technology and infrastructure by private industry, with Undersecretary Frank Wells promising that the bill will ultimately “pay for itself”, though many, including most Republicans, are highly skeptical of this claim[8].

    The bill has been applauded by most environmental organizations, though with some reservations due to the ongoing nuclear power subsidies, while the fossil fuel and auto industries have largely condemned it. Meanwhile, the mix of big government incentives, tax increases, and public-private partnerships has left Chambers of Commerce divided, with some seeing the incentives as a great source of private stimulus while others see the petroleum taxes as likely to produce an undesirable increase in transport costs.

    Vermont Representative Bernie Sanders, in contrast, condemned the bill as a “giveaway to rich corporations” and lambasted the bill as the “Pluto Power Plan”. He was joined in his condemnations by North Carolina Senator Jessie Helms, albeit from the opposite side, who lambasted it as “big government overreach of the highest order” and called on… Cont’d on A14.



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    “Fifty billion dollars, did you hear that, ladies and gentlemen? Fifty…billion, with a “B”, in big government overreach, wasted on unreliable windmills and those solar power catchers that can barely keep your calculator going on a cloudy day. While the US Air Force is cannibalizing parts to keep our jets flying, Al Gore and his Mickey Mouse Commerce Undersecretary are spending fifty billion of your dollars on weak, feel-good energy sources that don’t even work for half of the day. It’s just incredible.” – Rush Limbaugh



    “Rather than spend our tax dollars on public renewable power infrastructure plans that will bring hundreds of thousands of union jobs paying a living wage to hard-working Americans, this Pluto Power Plan is just another big corporate giveaway, sending your hard-earned tax dollars to the same big corporations that have been ruining the environment and underpaying their employees for decades! Is it a coincidence that tens of millions are going to the Walt Disney corporation where Undersecretary Frank Wells, who led this effort, used to work? It is a waste and an abuse, pure and simple!” – Representative Bernie Sanders (I, VT)





    [1] Another one of those things that I wrote, based on our timeline’s Partnership, months ago that has since become darkly ironic thanks to current events.

    [2] Hat tips to @Damian0358 for the political assist and to @El Pip for the technical assist on this post. In our timeline there was massive opposition in The Ukraine to decommissioning Reactors 1 & 3 in Chernobyl due to the jobs and power provided, with many politicians pushing to keep the reactors going in order to export power to shore up the struggling economy. They ended up shutting down the reactors due to strong international pressure. In this case, the regional politics of the post-Soviet world have offered a third option.

    [3] According to a trove of declassified documents, the US government was well aware of the Rwandan Genocide even as they and the UN resisted using that word, given that it would necessitate action. One of the documents suggests that Gore, as VP, supported setting up refugee zones on the Burundian border (I assume “VP” refers to Vice President Gore), while some have suggested that the then-recent collapse in Somalia led Clinton to hesitate before deploying US troops to the area. As such, it seemed likely that President Gore would seriously consider humanitarian intervention in this timeline.

    [4] In the end, the total official death toll from the genocide will be estimated to be between 300,000 and 500,000. The US-led effort will officially claim to have saved over 300,000 lives (my estimate based on later claims by Clinton) and the Turquoise zone (which appears weeks earlier than in our timeline due to the US actions) claim another 50,000 saved, though some claim that latter number was exaggerated and (per our timeline) the RPF and others accused the Turquoise zone to be more about sheltering the Hutu leaders than actually preventing the genocide. Note that the ultimate causes of the genocide (centuries of ethnic tension with atrocities committed on both sides over the centuries) were still in place and nothing shy of major changes to US and international policy far earlier than the 1990s would have ultimately prevented it. With Reagan and Bush still maintaining the same policies in our timeline, the general path to the war and genocide seemed unavoidable (maybe if Hart had won, but no guarantees). In this timeline, the UN will lead international criminal court trials on the genocide, mostly focusing on the leaders of Hutu Power and with a handful of low-level Tutsi thrown under the bus by the RPF in response to accusations of reprisal killings. Per our timeline, the RPF will easily take over (they vastly outclassed the Rwandan Army) and Paul Kagame will rule pretty much as our timeline, with Rwanda ultimately seen as a “success story” by present day, though with a notably larger Tutsi population.

    [5] In our timeline the Senate for the 103rd Congress had 56 Democrats and 44 Republicans, so even without accounting for 4 extra Democrats in this timeline you’d assume that the passage would be a given. But recall that in 1994 the hyper-tribalized US politics of today, with its “litmus test” purity standards, hadn’t yet formed, and there were plenty of conservative Democrats from “red” states and progressive Republicans from “blue” states. In the case of environmental issues, many Democratic Senators opposed them, including both Senators from Louisiana in our timeline, who both have Environment “scores” below 30% according to the League of Conservation Voters. Both West Virginia Senators at the time opposed environmental issues, being solidly behind the Coal Industry that was their state’s biggest employer, though Robert Byrd eventually changed his views. And as always Hat Tip to @jpj1421 for the assist in politics.

    [6] Byrd, a longtime ally of his home state’s coal industry, traditionally opposed Green initiatives at least until very late in his life (just before his passing in 2010), when he started pushing back against the coal industry and encouraging a shift away from a coal economy. Given his complete reversal on race issues, from a staunch segregationist to a civil rights supporter, he was clearly amenable to changing his strongest opinions. In our timeline he was the critical swing vote that blocked Clinton’s attempts to put in a carbon tax. In this case, a little good old-fashioned Pork to offset the “loss” has swung him to support the bill, as has the realization that other wavering Democrats in the Senate might be the flip vote. So sensing the inevitable, he took the opportunity to grab some pork while he could.

    [7] Hardball politics by Illinois Senators Paul Simon and Alan Dixon (recall he voted “Nay” on Thomas in this timeline and was not primaried by Carol Mosley Braun) will preserve the controversial Integral Fast Reactor, with Department of Energy research into Breeder Reactors continuing. The reactors, which were controversial at the time largely due to their potential to make weapons-grade plutonium and concerns about fire safety (particularly from sodium leaks) after a whistleblower complaint, are being reevaluated today due to their lower radioactive waste production and potential to be scaled for smaller, cheaper, and safer plants compared to traditional light water fission reactors. Despite hard lobbying by Simon and Braun in our timeline, Clinton and Gore opposed the reactor and killed it with funding cuts, but Gore is ironically advocating their development to fight climate change today.

    [8] Hat tip to @El Pip for helping determine the “art of the possible” in early 1990s Green Politics and Science.
     
    Brillstein XVI: Turd Polishing 101
  • Chapter 13, The Lion Gets its Teeth Back (Cont’d)
    Excerpt from Where Did I Go Right? (or: You’re No One in Hollywood Unless Someone Wants You Dead), by Bernie Brillstein (with Cheryl Henson)


    Production is a long game to be certain. Eisner was right about the “singles and doubles” adding up in the end, but you still had to swing for the fences on occasion if only to make sure that everyone knew your brand and loved and respected it. But how do you balance that?

    Very carefully.

    Having good partners helps, but it’s not a flawless option. Sometimes the Skeleton Crew brings you Jurassic Park, sometimes James and the Giant Peach. But often they bring you Killer Klowns from Outer Space or Matinee: good, solid singles and doubles.

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    One of our most productive partnerships was with As You Wish Entertainment. In 1994 they brought us City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold, which Billy Crystal insisted on directing himself. Sequels are one of those things that seems like a no-brainer: familiar and beloved IP with loved characters, etc. But it can be a mixed bag. Slickers 2 was a bit of a mess, went overbudget, and underperformed.

    But they also brought us a Frank Darabont script based on another Steven King story, The Shawshank Redemption. Despite prison movies being long out of fashion, I greenlit it based on the strength of the screenplay alone. After considering Rob Reiner to direct, Liz Glotzer at As You Wish handed it to Darabont himself, who is an excellent director as well as writer. Reiner, instead, began working with Aaron Sorkin on something completely different. Liz found Morgan Freeman to play Red and Frank found Tom Hanks[1] to play Andy. It was heartbreaking and sincere as Frank evoked Capra. We moved it from a planned late summer release to our Christmas Drama slot, where it netted $68 million, gained lots of Oscar attention and a few statues, and in the end became an all-time classic.

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    And then Jim greenlit a Fawlty Towers movie with his old friend and partner John Cleese! Cleese had a crazy idea for Basil Fawlty being on a plane to Spain that gets hijacked[2]. We partnered with George Harrison’s HandMade Films and it became known as Fawlty Travels. It had almost no hope for making any money in the US, but thankfully it takes place mostly in an airport or on a plane, meaning almost no location shoots or set builds. So we gave John a micro-budget and advertised fairly heavily in the UK and Commonwealth, where we made a good $26 million of our $43 million worldwide gross against our $8 million budget, plus more on video. Derided at the time as a US domestic flop, having made only $7 million in the US, it’s gone on to be a classic in the UK and a cult hit elsewhere.

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    And then you have your turd-polishes, where you take the worst that they throw at you and make it somehow work. Take a little stinker from Blake Snyder that a former producer of mine picked up from Universal in turnaround called Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot!

    Yea, two exclamation points. Always a good sign.

    So the Unnamed Producer brought it to me. “It’s got potential! It’s ‘High Concept’!”

    “It’s crap,” I said, after a quick read-through. But we had it now. I tossed it to Joss Whedon as a Hail Mary.

    And people actually read that guy’s book to learn how to write a screenplay[3]. Unbelievable.

    I kid. I love Blake. He’s a friend and a Mensch.

    But I call it like it is, and the script was a turd, so Joss grabbed the turd-polish and set to work.

    Keep in mind that this was at the height of the whole “high concept” era where everything had to be “high concept”. Why? Because it was easy to market and sell. Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot! was ridiculously high concept. One look at the name told you all that you needed to know. And it came with “Golden Girl” Estelle Getty already attached. Apparently at one point Stallone was briefly attached, apparently tricked into it by his frenemy Schwarzenegger, but his agent got him out of it and into Bartholomew vs. Neff instead.

    Wise choice.

    And you know what? Joss pulled it off. He punched up the dialog, gave the lifeless set pieces some color and flavor, and turned Estelle’s role from a dull and flat New York Mother archetype into the most over-the-top Italian Mother you can name, fully within Estelle’s wheel house and taking full advantage of her talents and reputation. He also gave the flat cop hero, Joe Bomowski – renamed Joe Florentino – into a PTSD-plagued jaded street cop who needs to come to terms with both his estranged mother and his haunted past.

    And as I read it, I shook my head. This film didn’t deserve Joss.

    We handed the new totally reworked script to Martin Brest to direct and he brought in Bob Hoskins as Joe, who gave the role a world-weariness and yet still managed to have excellent comedic timing. Estelle, now with a whole host of great lines and an active character that put herself into the scenes rather than just exist in them, knocked it out of the park.

    The two of them together? I can only blow a fingertip kiss New York Italian style.

    It broke $85 million at the worldwide box office after dumping it in early March of ’94 and reset Martin’s stalled directorial career.

    Unbelievable!

    An ecstatic Edwards ran to us with his next script: Blank Check about an 11-year-old with a, well, blank check that he uses to buy adventures. He ends up sharing a kiss with a 30-something FBI agent.

    Hard pass. He took it to Hollywood Pictures where it made a sad $33 mill, but against a shoestring $11 mill budget, so a success. Eisner’s famous cheapskate tendencies won the day there.

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    Joss also worked his magic on a dull script called Army Intelligence about a down-and-out teacher who teaches Shakespeare to Army recruits, for some vague reason. Joss and Carry Fisher reworked it into the story of a former hippie peacenik, draft dodger, and ‘Nam protester who is recruited to help some troubled soldiers earn their GED so that they can stay in the service after a rules-change. It became a culture clash comedy where the hippie and the soldiers had to learn about each other and move past their preconceived notions. Donald Sutherland played the teacher, Mr. Rago, and proceeded to thoroughly piss off Joss by ignoring most of the dialog that he wrote and adlibbing his lines, which caused some minor plot holes and orphaned setups and payoffs. Still, with Penny Marshall directing, it ended up being sentimental but not soppy and a moderately well-performing film.

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    And needless to say, some turds can’t be polished, only ground into the carpet. Take It’s Pat, a feature film based upon the SNL skit about an androgynous character played by Julia Sweeney whose entire schtick is that no one knowns what gender Pat is. The skit was wildly popular on SNL, and recalling the success that we had with other such skit-to-film movies such as The Blues Brothers and Wayne’s World, like a fool I greenlit it for Hyperion. Well, it was controversial in the studio with some loud arguments on whether it was “offensive” or “empowering”, with folks citing everything from the entire skit being based on the discomfort at Pat’s androgyny to the theme music lyrics (“A ma’am or a sir, accept him or her/For whatever it might be…”). Either way, Pat was a one-note joke. Jake and Elwood and Wayne and Garth both had comedy-duo vibes that let the humor be adapted to any situation. There’s no way to make Pat funny for longer than a 2-minute skit when drunk or stoned on a Saturday night, and it had already worn out its welcome on SNL by the time the film debuted. Not only did we fail to make back our $8 million budget, but we barely broke $60,000 at the box office!!! Critics murdered us. It’s Pat swept the Razzies. None for me personally this time, but it did make me once again focus on my EGOT-turned-O REGRET and tell myself “Remember thou art mortal…you schmuck.”

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    And sometimes the turd to polish wasn’t a turd to begin with, but then shit happens. Take The Ref[4], a little script that Richard LaGravenese, who wrote The Fisher King, co-wrote with his sister-in-law Marie Weiss. It was about a jewel thief who ends up forced to act as a referee in a marriage dispute between the married couple that he kidnapped. He brought it to us while Fisher King was in filming and we grabbed it immediately.

    It was a quirky family dark comedy, so naturally I gave it to Frank Oz as a potential follow-up to Miracle in Venice and he grabbed it along with Mathew McConaughey, who had just done The Lone Ranger, as the charismatic thief Gus, with filming to begin once Frank was done with Muppets do Shakespeare. He also found character actors Kevin Spacey and Julie Hagerty as Lloyd and Caroline Chasseur, the family that he ends up kidnapping.

    Spacey seemed exactly the right choice at first for a disgruntled suburban husband. He was good, really talented with a lot of emotion in the eyes, but he had more skeletons in his closet than the Natural History Museum. The fun began about 60 days into principal photography when the LAPD showed up at Soundstage 6 in Anaheim and dragged off Spacey on multiple charges of sexually assaulting teenage boys.

    And yea, it sucked that we lost some film reels, but good riddance all said. One more reason for the Coreys to rest in peace.

    We were at least glad that his arrest came before we announced a release date! Frank found up-and-coming character actor Steve Buscemi to replace him, which frankly worked just as well. All seemed back on track.

    But then fucking Geraldo got ahold of the story. Big, ugly exposé about it on his shitty, exploitative TV show. “Muppets director hires pedophile actor.” Come the fuck on!!

    Frank managed to keep his natural sarcasm out of his voice as he gave the obligatory press conference; “we take these charges seriously and were not aware of them when we hired Mr. Spacey…” yadda yadda. Still, not even to the starting gate and we had a cloud over the production.

    Thankfully, the vultures of the yellow press had found another corpse to pick at by the time the film screened in late ’94, about 6 months behind schedule. It made a good $62 million.

    It also inspired Frank to write and direct 1997’s Muckraker about a tabloid journalist forced to come to terms with the lives that he destroyed in the pursuit of headlines in what Frank called “a non-supernatural Christmas Carol.”

    Sometimes you dodge a bullet (thrown turd? I’m bad with these analogies and Cheryl is letting me flounder on this one). James L. Brooks of Bunyans and Nuclear Family fame came to me with a musical called I’ll Do Anything. Musicals were box office poison back then, so I turned it down. Just weeks later Jim came to me wanting to do a big old fashioned Hollywood musical. Had he come just weeks earlier I’d have felt compelled to jump on that grenade. I’ll Do Anything had to be reshot at great cost when test audiences hated the music, and it still flopped.

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    Other times the great film is a stinker through no fault of its own. Spike Lee put his heart and soul into Crooklyn, a semiautobiographical salute to 1970s Brooklyn. It got great reviews. It went on to be seen as a Spike Lee classic. It still failed to make back its $13 million budget. I guess audiences were expecting another Malcolm X? Who knows? Sometimes it just doesn’t make any sense why a film hits or misses.

    Blue Chips, a basketball drama that Ron Miller wanted starring Shaq and Nick Nolte, likewise failed to make back its budget, but a frankly mediocre Mighty Ducks sequel broke $45 million. In contrast, a Kid Ninjas sequel failed to make back its budget.

    Sports-wise, we had much better luck with a remake of Angels in the Outfield, naturally tied to the Anaheim Angels baseball team that Ron Miller had just gotten Disney invested in. Naturally we moved the subject team from the Pirates to the Angels. Either way, it made a solid $50 million and helped promote the new Disney/Angels tie-in partnerships for merch, which made the real money. Ironically it meant that we needed to turn down a great As You Wish production of Little Big League, which had a good script, but flopped when Hollywood Pictures released it against Angels.

    And then you have your “Holiday Films”. There are typically two choices you have: make something sappy and predictable and formulaic, or make something that’s not really about Christmas and simply set it there and let it become a holiday film by osmosis.

    I’m looking at you, Shane Black.

    Actually, there’s a third choice: go historical. That’s what we did for Thanksgiving 1994. Continuing our ongoing series of “Indian Films” to match Columbia’s Cowboy Films, we launched a script by Darlene Craviato about Squanto. They handed it to a fresh director named Stephen Sommers, who handled the action well and gave the characters some heart, and he placed Adam Beach in the titular role. We did some script doctoring to make it a little less idealized and more realistic, which upset people expecting the sanitized Thanksgiving Story of their youth, but in the end the true story of Squanto was far more interesting than the role he played in the Pilgrim’s lives. Hardly a bank breaker, but it made back its money and then some and became a go-to Thanksgiving movie.

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    For Christmas, we followed both Path #1 and Path #2. While it always feels good to create something original, it’s hard not to go with a known IP. We tapped animator Richard Rich, admittedly based on his name alone, to produce a live-action film version of Richie Rich after rejecting an animated film as too expensive (we did do animated credits and segues). It was a pretty simple concept that just needed a basic plot structure and some fun set pieces. Richie Rich learns the True Meaning of Christmas kind of writes itself. They got Chris Columbus to direct and Macauley Culkin to star in what was a profitable if forgettable Christmas family comedy that none the less became surprisingly successful as a go-to Christmas film on TV and home media, eventually spawning a sequel in 1996 where he meets his British cousin Royal Roy.

    And that’s kind of how it is. Hits and misses. Turds polished, dodged, or served à la carte. Surprise successes and incomprehensible failures. It’s all in the game. A Long Game, possibly a Long Con, who’s to say?

    Just know that whether you’re building, rebuilding, or maintaining a studio, you need to keep your eyes open on all sides of your head. Never get bore-sighted on a single project. Delegate and move on. Trust but verify. And focus on the Long Haul, not a single quarter’s returns.

    That’ll give teeth to any studio, no matter how big or how small.



    [1] Considered in our timeline, but busy doing Forrest Gump. Who plays Forrest? Stay tuned.

    [2] To quote Cleese on the idea, per our timeline: “We had an idea for a plot which I loved. Basil was finally invited to Spain to meet Manuel's family. He gets to Heathrow and then spends about 14 frustrating hours waiting for the flight. Finally, on the plane, a terrorist pulls a gun and tries to hijack the thing. Basil is so angry he overcomes the terrorist, and when the pilot says, 'We have to fly back to Heathrow' Basil says, 'No, fly us to Spain or I'll shoot you.' He arrives in Spain, is immediately arrested, and spends the entire holiday in a Spanish jail. He is released just in time to go back on the plane with Sybil. It was very funny, but I couldn't do it at the time. Making 'Fawlty Towers' work at 90 minutes was a very difficult proposition. You can build up the comedy for 30 minutes, but at that length there has to be a trough and another peak. It doesn't interest me. I don't want to do it.”

    [3] Read it! Enjoyed it. It has some interesting insights into the business of screenwriting for those interested, particularly during the “High Concept” era, and yes, the “tricks” he proposes are not bad and worth considering, though it’s probably not the “sure fire” formula to a million-dollar screenplay that he claims. All love to Mr. Edwards, and no disrespect from me! To the contrary, his consultant work includes many of the top Disney, Dreamworks, and Nelvana productions including How to Train your Dragon, which is dedicated to him. But I do love irony and it’s ironic that one of the top names in “How to Write for Hollywood” books and workshops has two credits to his name according to Wikipedia: Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot (one of the “worst films of all time”) and Blank Check (which holds a 9% –yes, nine percent – rating on Rotten Tomatoes), though as he’d argue the former broke $70 million while the latter made a paltry $39 million, but on a $13 million budget, so a 3-1 return on investment. Success!

    [4] Went to Touchstone in our timeline, where it was handed to Ted Demme who tried to make it a vehicle for Denis Leary. It bombed despite generally good reviews.
     
    Paying it Forward
  • Pay it Forward!!
    Article by M. N. Emauphorwon[1] from Enlightening Times Magazine, May 2002 Edition


    Anyone walking the streets of LA would hardly have suspected that John Henson is, technically, a billionaire. In fact, many would assume that he was a homeless, down-on-his-luck drifter. His old leather sandals are patched in places, and the calloused feet within them nearly as leathery. His threadbare blue jeans are splattered with spots of paint. His T-shirts and hoodies are faded and often threadbare. Sometimes he is clean shaven with a bit of barely-visible blonde stubble, other times he has a long and scraggly beard. He’s been called “Buddha John”, “Hippie John”, and even “Saint John” by those who know him.

    Even John himself seems a little surprised to hear that he was a billionaire. “What, you mean the stock?” he’ll say, if asked. “Yea, I guess. But that’s just numbers. I mean, it’s not like I could sell the stock if I wanted to, not unless everyone else in the family agreed. I mean, it’s not like I have a big Scrooge McDuck vault of gold so deep I can swim in it, right?”

    Such demure talk, of course, ignores the fact that he had tens of millions of dollars he’d inherited in a trust fund, whose numbers rise every year as the dividends and interest and Capital Gains roll in every year, a concept that utterly confuses him (“What, so money can have babies like a living thing? And they say Zen makes no sense!”). He spends very little of it on himself, instead usually making big donations to local charitable causes or international aid organizations.

    “What is money, anyway? Bernie [Brillstein] says money is time, and represents someone’s time, so isn’t my limited time here on earth and what I do with it the more valuable thing? I mean, that won’t increase in a bank account, it’s gotta be spent while you earn it, and you can’t really buy more time on Earth, right? So what are those numbers really worth? They say I’m ‘worth’ billions. Like I’m worth more than someone else because dad bought some stock? Whatever. I possess billions, I guess, but I’m worth the same as anyone in the eyes of God.”

    And asking about “God” will lead John into a long string of existential and spiritual questions, not from any specific divinity, but as part of some large and ever-evolving sense of cosmology where “God” becomes an increasingly abstract concept. Not a “bearded dude in the sky that needs my worship” but a general sense of the everything in a sort of vaguely Taoist, New Age-tinged sense. Yet even this seems a confining definition to a man who has studied and meditated with Nepali Buddhist monks and Chinese Taoists, looked for the divine in the tiniest raindrop with Japanese Shinto priests, chanted and sang with Hindu devotees in the waters of the Ganges, danced and prayed in the desert for hours with Tunisian Sufis, chanted over candles with New Age Pagans and Wiccans, held aloft poisonous snakes with Appalachian Pentecostals, considered the fine points of scripture with Catholic Bishops, Orthodox Patriarchs, and even Former President Carter, and read more holy texts than most religious studies professors.

    “Who is God? What is God? Where is God? Well, who, what, and where isn’t God?”

    “You grok God, then?” I ask, causing him to laugh at the reference.

    “Yea, we grok God.”

    John was born to a great deal of privilege, even by the standards of an American WASP, but even he remembers hard times. “Back in ’80 dad was gambling the whole family savings on his Disney buy,” he said, a tint of pain in his eye. “He pulled it off, of course, but mom and I were scared that we’d be left homeless.”

    Although technically a millionaire at the time, John remembers his childhood as “pretty normal, really,” having grown up in a modest suburban neighborhood. His only real experience with his wealth came when his dad would fly him and his siblings on some great world adventure, his 1983 trip to Japan in particular becoming a spiritual awakening point for him. He spoke of being “a handful” as a kid, and strongly suspects that he’d have been diagnosed ADHD if he’d been born today. “I was always in motion, never able to sit still, never really interested in focusing, head always, you know, out there.”

    This all led John to be the man that he is today.

    The running stereotype of children of extreme wealth is that they grow up pampered and entitled and spend their teens and twenties jet-setting to Bali and Aspen and living life as a careless hedonist. But John’s odd mix of privileged opportunity and relative “normality” led him instead to want to, well, pay it forward.

    “It’s strange, you know,” he told me over coffee at a hole-in-the-wall shop on the strip. “I had so much without knowing it, so it kind of made me a bit, well, guilty isn’t the right word. I don’t know if the right word exists. Obligated? Called upon? No, none of those. I don’t think there’s a word that covers it. I just knew that God wanted me to, you know, pay it forward, if you grok.”

    So, John paid it forward, and continues to do so. And it all began in a small shop on the Sunset Strip. “Dad and Cheryl needed a quiet place to build puppets. Like, non-Disney stuff for very non-Disney shows. We made puppets of the Red Hot Chili Peppers for that video.” He has a moment of obvious forlorn. “Yea, two of those guys are gone now. They’re with God now, I guess.”

    The small non-Muppet puppet shop became Sunset Puppetry and exploded into a small underground phenom in its own right. It’s long since out of the hands of any Henson. But the small shop became a small co-op with some drum makers and a small tea shop and just a place to hang. “My bank account more than paid the rent and tax,” he said, “so I had no worries about making money. The accountants used it for some tax thing I can’t explain, but mostly, I just wanted a safe place, right?”

    LA at the time was rife with crime, particularly youth crime. Drugs were rampant. Riots occurred. And Sunset Studios, as it came to be called, was a “safe space”. If you were having a freakout or needed a safe place to crash, Sunset was there. And when people in the midst of drug overdoses or wounded from altercations started increasingly rolling in looking for help, John hired a nurse and set up an aid station.

    “As I saw it, we could at least keep you alive until the ambulance made it, right?

    And save lives he did. On-staff nurses and EMTs were able to resuscitate many people, administer lifesaving drugs, or simply limit the bleeding until the ambulance arrived. And “Saint John’s Hospital” became known as the place to go when things went wrong.

    “Buddha John saved more lives than Cedars-Sinai,” the late Anthony Kiedis once said, though ironically neither was able to save his.

    Among the many lives saved by “Saint John’s” was that of River Phoenix. The popular young actor had been a frequent sight along the strip in the early 1990s and had come to personally know John Henson.

    “I knew his dad, of course,” River said, having worked for Disney and MGM. “And I met John and Cheryl on the strip.”

    Phoenix and John bonded over spiritual and charitable matters, yoga and meditation, and vegetarian cooking. Yet the “great irony of Phoenix” as John had called it, was that for all of his strict dietary and health choices, that he still regularly engaged in hard drug use. One day in 1992 he overdosed while at a club on the strip. His friends dragged him to Saint John’s. The on-duty nurse was able to stabilize him long enough for the paramedics to arrive and get him to Cedars-Sinai.

    “Teresa [the onsite nurse] saved my life that night,” said Phoenix, “and John saved my life in the long run by continuing to be there for me.”

    John saw River through rehab and acted as his sponsor, and River was able to kick the drug habit. But more than that, John helped him kick his habit of hanging out with toxic friends. “If they can’t take ‘no’ for an answer,” John told River, “Then they’re not your friends.”

    “It was like freedom from two addictions,” said Phoenix. “I’d never really liked the scene on the strip, or the drugs. It was just the thing that you did. John showed me that there were better ways to relax. That’s the real lifesaver, simply knowing that you have a better option.”

    I asked Phoenix what John asked for in return. His answer was simple. “I asked John what I could do for him after all that he’d done for me, and he said those three words: ‘pay it forward.’

    “‘River,’ he said, ‘Some day someone will need you to be there for them. They’ll need your time. Give it to them.’”

    Phoenix would get his chance to be there for someone. In 1993 he was in filming for the 1994 comedy Deadheads, in which he costarred with the great John Candy. “We played an estranged father and son, the old hippie and his disinterested Gen-X slacker son. They follow the Grateful Dead and bond over it. It was a really stupid film, to be honest,” said Phoenix. Despite Phoenix’s personal opinion, the film would be a successful and beloved comedy classic, of course. But more apropos to this article, it introduced Phoenix to Candy.

    “Of course, I knew about John Candy. I loved his work, who didn’t?” said Phoenix. “As stupid as the movie was, I loved working with John. He’s just a fun guy. I also very quickly saw the pain behind the laughter. I saw the stress that the studio was putting him through. I saw the way he was subtly pressured into taking a shot or doing a bump. I saw it and I knew it all too well.”

    “Working in Hollywood can be both heaven and hell,” Candy told me. “You’ll have the time of your life one day and punch holes in the wall the next. I’d try to moderate my diet or lay off the coke, but the second you’re back on the job there’s that temptation. Fame is fickle, and I was afraid to be seen as a downer and lose my spot in the spotlight. I was also the one person in Hollywood being told to put on more weight! Carrie [Fisher] would be starving herself and I’d be handed a double whopper.”

    The standard stereotype is that of the Old Master leading the Young Acolyte, letting his hard-won experience lead the youth to enlightenment. But in this case, the learned wisdom came from student to teacher. “I’d have long talks with him,” Phoenix said. “I’d try to copy Buddha John’s words at first, but it came out wrong, because I wasn’t Buddha John. Instead, I was blunt. ‘What the [expletive deleted] John? What do you care what those [expletive deleted] think?’”

    It came to a head late in 1993 when John Candy started having a heart attack on the set after a particularly strenuous physical scene. The director pushed him to do the stunt again and again under the hot New Mexico sun until suddenly Candy felt short of breath, dizzy, and saw his vision tunneling in on him. The on-site medic recognized the symptoms, gave him an aspirin, and put him on an ambulance. Phoenix rode with him the whole way.

    “I took Buddha John’s advice,” said Phoenix. “I gave John C. my time. I was there for him.”

    Finally, “scared smart”, as Candy put it, Candy joined Phoenix on a massive shift in lifestyle, quitting alcohol and cocaine entirely, adopting a vegan diet, and picking up exercise, including yoga. This latter was a hard sell.

    “I was like, ‘River, I’m not flexible enough for yoga!’ and he replied, ‘dumbass, that’s why you take yoga!”

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    Stolen fair and square from this meme, which is Mrs. Khan’s favorite (Image source Shine Power Yoga on Facebook)

    Candy has since diligently followed Phoenix’s advice, albeit with some customizations. “I’ll have the occasional drink and the occasional cheat food, but ninety-percent of my time I’m clean. I’ve shed a lot of weight, which, predictably, made me lose a ton of job opportunities. Carrie [Fisher] tossed me a pen and paper and said, ‘Learn to write’. But it turns out that there’s still a lot of opportunity in voice work with all of the animation going on right now!”

    When I asked him what Phoenix asked for in return, the answer was pleasantly predictable: “He told me to ‘pay it forward!’”

    A similar story comes out of the world of music. Unlike the relatively unknown (at least to the general public) John Henson, musician, songwriter, producer, and actor Freddie Mercury needs no introduction. As the lead singer of Queen and a living legend, he’s practically inescapable in the media.

    Freddie, born Farrokh Bulsara, grew up a shy and challenged boy, a cultural outsider in a monolithic English over-culture. Like John Henson, his relative financial privilege was muted by the challenges of his childhood. But where John Henson wanted to stay out of the spotlight, Mercury wanted to be at the center of it. Everything with him had to be Big, and that included an indulgent rockstar lifestyle. It was a lifestyle that nearly cost him his life.

    “In ’82 I tested positive for HIV,” he said. “It honestly scared the hell out of me. I’d always lived like there was no tomorrow, and suddenly in 1982 it looked like there was no tomorrow! I spent a lot of time reevaluating my life and my choices while awaiting the confirmation test. When a second and then a third test came back negative, I was suddenly given a second chance. I vowed to take full advantage of the extra time that I’d been given.”

    Anyone expecting a more quiet and introspective Mercury would quickly be proven wrong. “I had this extra time, and damned if I wouldn’t make it count!” Mercury “dialed down” the drugs and sex and was significantly choosier with the latter. “Sex, like drugs and fame, is an addiction in its own right. But I found Jim [Hutton] and found love[2].”

    His life soon took on another mission: making the world a better place. “In ’91 I watched my good friend Howard [Ashman] die of AIDS. I sat as [Ashman’s partner] Bill [Lauch] cried in my arms. For nearly a decade, all through the height of the AIDS crisis, I’d slept with hundreds of people, possibly thousands, who knows? Howard only loved, as best as I can tell, two to three men in his life. The sheer unfairness of the fact that I lived and he died struck me. I vowed to turn my life and my power towards turning this stupid bloody world around.”

    Mercury soon started to make a splash in Hollywood, breaking out for his portrayal of Geoffrey Bowers the 1991 biopic Without Prejudice. He expanded his career, writing music for Disney and exploring a wide variety of roles, dramatic and comedic.

    It was on the set of one of these films, the Brooks/ZAZ collaboration Lame Ducks, that he met Kurt Cobain. Cobain was seemingly on top of the world, with a breakout music career and even a potential move into acting, though Cobain demurred in this regard. Still, opiate addition and crippling depression weighed on the talented young musician, who was finding it increasingly hard to deal with the stresses of fame.

    Freddie saw a lot of his own story in the troubled young man. “I could tell he was in pain,” said Freddie. “When a man writes a song called ‘I Hate Myself and Want to Die’, you take him at his word.”

    “Here’s my private number and pager,” he told Kurt. “Ring me any time, mate.”

    A few months later Cobain would, in a fit of depression, use the number. “I’d put a gun in my mouth,” Cobain said later. “I came within seconds of pulling the trigger. I hesitated and paged Freddie. He came and got me right away[3].”

    About a month later, Cobain checked himself into rehab for his heroin problems. He’d met Robin Williams at an Oscar after-party earlier that year and the two had hit it off. Robin Williams ended up being Cobain's sponsor, later admitting how he saw a strange bit of himself in Cobain.

    “Can I understand what it’s like to be an angry, horny young man with a creative streak who likes drugs but secretly hates himself? Weeeeelll…maybe a little!”

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    Kurt Cobain and Robin Williams, c. 1997 (Image by Vemix)

    The experience would also lead to Williams and Mercury becoming friends, with Williams even appearing in a music video for Queen (wherein Williams plays Mercury and lip syncs to the song). Cobain would refer to Williams and Mercury as his “guardian angels” during an interview with MTV.

    Williams and Mercury were reportedly the first people Cobain called after his divorce from Courtney Love in 1996. The stresses of their time on the road together on the 1994 Doll Parts tour, exacerbated by Courtney’s continued drug use and refusal to seek help, led to a mostly amicable breakup. By comparison, Kristen Pfaff, the bassist for Hole, would take Kurt’s advice and check herself into rehab. While there, she would end up writing the songs that would end up on her first solo album, Burnout, referencing the Neil Young lyric "It's better to burn out than to fade away."

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    Lead singer of the band Hole, Courtney Love (L) and bassist Kristen Pfaff (R), c. 1993

    In a twist of fate, Pfaff would end up touring with Cobain and opening for Nirvana. The two would start dating and end up getting married by 2000, and according to Dave Grohl, both Williams and Mercury joked that Kurt had a type, namely members of Hole.

    “Any Hole will do, I guess,” said Williams, before retreating under a barrage of boos.

    Mercury would continue to act as Cobain’s “guardian angel”, even doing guest vocals on one of the songs for an album that Cobain and Pfaff released together in 2002.

    Cobain would recount this later time with Nirvana as a surreal experience, noting that despite working on projects that were decidedly less controversial than their earlier fare, they were still viewed largely as the same drugged out freaks as before.

    “We were doing music for Hollywood, doing weird experimental studio stuff, making the occasional tour,” said Cobain. “It was a lot, but Robin and Freddie kept me on the path and I helped keep them grounded.”

    Krist Novoselic, Nirvana's bassist, would go on to recall that Cobain and Grohl had been getting compared to a modern Lennon and McCartney. While the two reportedly were not fond of the comparison, Novoselic apparently joked at one point, “I guess that makes me Ringo.”

    And just as Mercury and Williams had paid forward the second chances that life had given them, Cobain and Pfaff would pay things forward themselves.

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    Notorious B.I.G., Kurt Cobain, and Tupac Skakur out on the town in 1995 (Image by Vemix)

    In 1994 Williams introduced Cobain to Jim Carrey, who in turn later introduced him to his new friend Tupac Shakur[4], the hip hop star that was dabbling with acting at the time. Cobain and Shakur hit it off surprisingly quickly, first through music, and then through shared experiences as artistic young men with histories of mental illness thrown into the spotlight.

    The press made a big deal out of the, in their words, “unlikely” friendship between Kurt Cobain and Tupac Shakur, the white man from suburban Washington and the black man from the rough streets of East Harlem and Baltimore. And yet the two shared a surprising number of common experiences as rebellious children from broken homes who’d faced difficult childhoods. But more than that, both had poetic souls and deep emotional connections to art in all of its form.

    “We love all music,” Shakur later told Spin. “Whether its Tchaikovsky or Lennon or Grandmaster Flash, music is beauty, music is human, and it is real.”

    And each found something to learn from each other, paying each other forward.

    “About the only thing we argued on was women,” Shakur recalled. “He’d, like, call me out on some lyrics about women in one of my songs or on what I said to a woman at a party in front of my homies, but then, like, shower praise on ‘Keep Ya’ Head Up’ and call it one of his favorite ‘feminist songs’. And, man, look, I was raised by strong women and I respect them and I don’t take nothing from them that they don’t willingly give[5], but in the hood you talk in a way and you act in a way if you want your homies to take you for real. Well, [expletive deleted] Kurt was right and of course I knew it. Respect is only respect if your heart matches your actions and vice versa. No matter how much of a [expletive deleted] a woman is, you gotta’ be careful you ain’t, you know, sending the wrong message when you call her that. “Just call her an [expletive deleted] same as you would for a man,’ he’d say. ‘No misogynistic baggage in calling her an [expletive deleted].’”

    “In return, I taught him to stick up for himself, and not be a [expletive deleted] victim. And that means sticking up for yourself to yourself most of all. ‘Kurt, ain’t nobody going to respect you if you don’t respect yourself first,’ I told him.”

    Around this time, Shakur would introduce Cobain to his friend Chris Wallace, a.k.a. Notorious B.I.G. or Biggie Smalls. The three would hang out on the Strip whenever Biggie came to visit from New York City, and vice versa. One time while in Harlem their limo was attacked by an unidentified assailant. “It was the first time that I’d been shot at,” said Cobain. “Biggie was hit, but not bad. We got him to the ER and he was fine.”

    The moment served as a bonding experience[6]. “My [offensive term deleted] Tupac and Kurt were there for me,” said Wallace. “They got me through. They’re my brothers.”

    Cobain and Wallace later joined with Jada Pinkett and Mickey Rourke in testifying as character witnesses in 1994 when Shakur was charged with assaulting an off-duty police officer whom he claims was assaulting him. Despite their testimony, Shakur spent 14 weeks in California State Prison. All four, among others, were very supportive of Shakur while in prison. “I tried to be there for Tupac like Freddie had been there for me,” said Cobain.

    The violent incident had a profound impact on the three, and Shakur and Cobain enlisted Mercury and producer Puffy Combs to try and urge Biggie to stop dealing entirely. “I ain’t gonna’ see you shot again,” Shakur reportedly told his friend.

    While Mercury and Cobain and Shakur never specifically used the words “pay it forward” the way John Henson and River Phoenix did, they surely applied the same principle.

    And the “paying it forward” would continue, each person who’d made that important time in the life of another in turn making time for someone else.

    The paying forward had only begun.



    [1] Hat tip to @MNM041 and hat tip to @nick_crenshaw82 for steering MNM my way. Written by me based on ideas by MNM041, inspired in part by the artwork of Vemix.

    [2] He started living with Hutton in our timeline in 1985. He ultimately referred to Hutton as his “husband”. Hutton later tested HIV Positive in 1990, and presumably got it from Mercury.

    [3] Be there for each other, friends. It matters.

    [4] Carrey and Shakur were friends in our timeline.

    [5] Line based on actual comments from him during the Ayanna Jackson trial. Note that random butterflies have prevented Tupac from his 1993 meeting in our timeline with Ayanna Jackson, who later accused him of sexual assault and sodomy. He was acquitted citing a lack of evidence for the latter charge and convicted on the former, and sentenced to 18 weeks, which was seen by his lawyers as “out of line” with the charge. Tupac strongly denied any guilt. I make no claims to knowledge either way. Note that Tupac’s perspectives on gender are complicated. He could fall back on some of the standard misogynistic tropes of the genre in some songs and then write an empowering pro-female ballad like “Keep Ya’ Head Up”. Kurt here will help him move past the immature former and more towards the respectful latter, which I believe most closely reflected his real thoughts when his image wasn’t on the line. In turn, Tupac will help Kurt grow to better respect himself.

    [6] Tupac and Biggie were at first friends until the Quad Studios shooting on November 30, 1994, which Tupac blamed on Biggie, who denied any involvement. This incident broke the two apart and led directly to the East/West Coast split and the ensuing deaths of both Tupac and Biggie. Evidence is of course muddled with no definitive evidence either corroborating or exculpatory for any of the incidents, but it honestly appears that the whole ugly feud began due to actions by an unrelated third party and spiraled out of control to deadly conclusion.
     
    Best TV Series of the Mid-1990s
  • The Five Funniest TV Series of the Mid 1990s
    From Five Alive! Netsite, posted January 14th, 2018


    The 1990s were a fun time of television experimentation where innovative shows like Jerry, Salem Falls, Southern Exposure, Yo Homes to Bel Aire, and The X-Files were reshaping audience expectations in television. This led to some increasingly experimental shows in the following years[1]. Here’s our Five Alive…well, Six Alive today! Happy Bonus Day!

    #6 – My Ozark Oasis

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    In 1994 CBS continued in its Southern Fried Comedy vein, following on from shows like Designing Women, Evening Shade, and, of course, the classic Southern Exposure, with the mystery/comedy My Ozark Oasis. Derived from the Arly Hanks “Maggody Mysteries” series of books by Joan Hess, this quirky CBS mystery comedy series mixed the tropes of a murder mystery series like Murder She Wrote with those of quirky character comedies like Southern Exposure and Salem Falls to build a clever and darkly funny series that TV Guide called “Mayberry on Acid”. With a wide variety of idiosyncratic and sketchy supporting characters and guest stars, and the inevitable murder (with ongoing jokes among the fans about when the whole small town would be depopulated), Sheriff Arly had her hands full, particularly as she struggled with life in the small town after her time in the big city, and the inevitable romantic struggles! You never knew an endless series of small-town murders and drug rings and small-town corruption could be so much fun!

    #5 – Lookwell

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    The great Adam West returns to TV for this comedy/detective show as Ty Lookwell, a washed-up former TV action hero. But with his TV career over, he assumes that his honorary deputization and television career somehow qualifies him as an actual crime fighter. Holy Dunning-Kruger, Batman! Taking on his student Jason (Todd Field) as his partner/sidekick, he goes to fight crime to great comedic effect. Written and produced by future Big Names Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel, this three-season wonder was taken to CBS by Brandon Tartikoff when he transferred. It’s also noteworthy as the piece that introduced Adam West to a new generation and even kick-started his bizarre secondary career of effectively playing a parody of himself.

    #4 – Beautician and the Beasts

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    Character actor Fran Drescher achieved her breakout role in this bizarre ABC SITCOM that sees a New York beautician inexplicably hired as the tutor to the bratty and occasionally sadistic children of the sociopathic Wall Street man Thaddeus Smyth (Daniel Davis). The teenage daughter Vivian (Nicholle Tom) steals the show as a snobby foil to the blue-collar Fran and hilarity ensues as the unqualified but financially desperate Fran fakes her way through the job. Walking a careful line between humorously mean-spirited and heartwarming, Beautician and the Beasts managed to make for a surprisingly fun show.

    #3 – In the House

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    In late 1994 Rapper L.L. Cool J put together a music and comedy powerhouse in this quirky NBC SITCOM that got the world talking about “Fresh Prince” Will Smith as more than a music star. Centered on Mr. Cool J’s Marion Hill, a struggling former NFL player, and his family, the Season 2 addition of Smith’s recurring Cousin Will soon changed everything as his cocky charisma and excellent comedic timing made him the breakout character. It became a star-making role for Smith, who was soon voicing characters for Disney, appearing as a supporting character in films, and soon leading his own films. Fresh, hip, and relatable across a wide swath of the viewing public, and serving as a natural follow-up to the popular Yo Homes to Bel Air, In The House was a top-five show for four years before Smith left to pursue Hollywood, leaving the show struggling through another two seasons despite a worthy attempt by former Cadets star Jaleel White to take over as the quirky Cousin Jamal.

    #2 – Time Warped

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    “Warped” doesn’t even begin to describe this quirky, irreverent historical ahead-of-its-time musical comedy. Then-unknown producers Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote and directed this short-lived but cult-beloved PFN comedy made in partnership with Brooks TV. The show visited everything from cavemen to the bible to Napoleon to Hitler to the Space Race, always in the format of a bad Broadway Musical. It tackled even the most controversial subjects with a level of irreverent silliness that asked even the most uptight viewer to chill out, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show. While it only lasted 13 episodes, having proven far too weird for your average viewer at the time, it built a strong and fanatical cult following that lives on today in the Direct Viewing age. The sudden popularity of the show in DV is spurring talks of a made-for-DV reboot by the now well-known Parker and Stone.

    #1 – Friends Like Us

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    And needless to say, the show that defined the 1990s gets the #1 slot. Whether you love it as a TV icon or deride it as “Jerry for dummies”, you know this show, with its iconic earworm theme song and its four – no – five – no – six central characters! But I bet you didn’t know that when then-NBC President Warren Littlefield (in one of his last formal acts in the position) and his Senior VP Jamie Tarses pushed for the creation of a “four youth in New York” show for the fall 1993 season, ultimately resulting in the original Friends Like Us, that he was unimpressed with the results. Starting with Matt LeBlanc as the meathead Joey, Peri Gilpin as the argumentative perfectionist Michelle, Lisa Kudrow as the disgruntled waitress and talentless would-be musician Ursula (imported from Mad About You), and James Michael Tyler as the lovable doormat Ray, the first season was relatively successful, but something was missing. So they added the competitive jerk Bing, played by Matt Perry, late in season 1. But still, something was “missing”. And then producers David Crane and Marta Kauffman approached Tarses with a proposal for a show of six young friends in New York called Insomnia Café. Seeing their characters and appreciating how developed they were, Tarses convinced Crane and Kauffman to take over Friends Like Us instead, where they reframed the five characters and added the new sixth character of Rachel, ultimately played by Courtney Cox[2], balancing the show around six very different personalities. Some retooling recentered the show around a coffee shop and new writing gave the characters and dialog more zing, and bam, you had a classic. It would run for an incredible 11 seasons and come to define the decade, even as disgruntled Jerry fans attacked it on internet message boards as a puerile copycat. Love it. Hate it. You know it’s The Comedy of the ‘90s!



    [1] Hat tips galore for @nick_crenshaw82.

    [2] Recall that Jennifer Aniston is still on Molloy as the older sister. She will get a brief spinoff series Courtney where she goes to college in Upstate Vermont before going into movies.
     
    News: Silicon Holler and Health Care
  • Tennessee, Virginia forge Great Valley Tech Corridor
    Roanoke Times, March 9th, 1994


    Blacksburg, VA – “Welcome to Silicon Holler!” declared Pris Sears of Blacksburg, Virginia, a local artist[1]. “As you can see, we have several established solar powered plants in the area,” she added, pointing to the not-yet budding trees that lined the ridges along the New River Valley. “They’re fixing to fire up any week now.”

    The artist, whose artwork mixes the mechanical with the natural and the macabre, was clearly enjoying the irony of the recent announcement of the Great Valley Technology Corridor plan, a massive public-private partnership between the Federal government, the State Governments of Virginia and Tennessee, and several area companies, including General Electric, Norfolk Southern Railway, Dominion Bank & Trust, and (fittingly) the Tennessee Valley Authority, with educational and research and development partnerships with Virginia Polytechnic Institute, James Madison University, and the University of Tennessee at Knoxville and Chattanooga. The deal was signed, symbolically on the border city of Bristol, with many politicians in attendance, including President Al Gore, Governor Mary Sue Terry of Virginia[2], Governor Ned McWherter of Tennessee, as well as Senators Chuck Robb and John Warner of Virginia and Harlan Mathews and Jim Sasser of Tennessee.

    The largely rural Great Valley would seem a strange place for such a technology initiative on the surface. It is a mostly agricultural region with three modest sized cities: The City of Roanoke, with a modest-sized industry based primarily on a single General Electric plant and some locomotive shops and rail yards for the Norfolk Southern Railway, the City of Knoxville with a similar sized industrial base and the headquarters of the TVA[3], and the city of Chattanooga, mostly known as a transportation hub. But the region also includes several respectable and growing universities, including Virginia Tech and the University of Tennessee. The Oak Ridge National Laboratory is reportedly also joining the project with discussions between Virginia Tech and the Department of Energy to develop a similar Federally Funded Research and Development Center in the New River Valley[4]. And it is hoped to use this initiative to spur the grown of a regional technology hub with renewable energy, energy transmission, and energy storage as the first big “seed technologies”. The region, which sits on a natural transportation “choke point”, is also well suited logistically and already serves as a transport and communications link between major urban hubs like Norfolk, Washington, Atlanta, and the Midwest.

    The plan includes hundreds of millions of dollars to launch a new renewable energy and energy storage research partnership between GE, the TVA, and the participating universities, and will include retooling assembly lines in Roanoke into GE renewable energy manufacturing centers. The Department of Transportation will also partner with Norfolk Southern Railway and Conrail to build a network of intermodal trans-shipping facilities between Chattanooga and the Lower Shenandoah Valley with the express purpose of reducing truck traffic on the notoriously congested I-75/I-40/I-81 corridor[5]. Norfolk Southern in particular hopes to use the plan to expand their current business model, which relies heavily on the transport of coal from West Virginia to the Port of Norfolk for international sales, something they fear may be substantially reduced in coming decades. Reportedly, the Gore Administration sees the Intermodal deal as a way to help reduce the company’s (and region’s) economic dependence on the harvesting and transport of fossil fuels and also reduce transport emissions by taking advantage of the lower carbon emissions produced per ton transported by rail vs. automotive.

    Whether this PPP can indeed spur the technological and industrial growth that is sought remains to be seen, though local businesses and employees are hopeful. “There’s been rumors that the [GE] plant is going to move to Mexico[6],” said GE machinist Danny Pagans of Rocky Mount, “While I don’t know about solar and windmills, I figure I can learn real quick. And if making parts for windmills keeps me gainfully employed, I’m all for it, really.”

    Wire cutter Kenisha Browne of Roanoke shared similar thoughts. “I’ve been making wires here for half my life,” she said, “And with luck I’ll retire making wire. It ain’t easy to find new work at my age.”

    “If all goes well,” said Governor Terry, “We’ll soon be pulling Alabama, Georgia, Pennsylvania, and even New York into this plan. The Great Valley has struggled economically for years, even as half the freight of the East Coast runs along its highways. If we can make this one region work, then perhaps we can lift millions out of poverty even as we help the environment.”



    Bass Brothers Announces DOE Renewable Power Partnership
    The Dallas Morning News, March 24th, 1994


    Fort Worth, TX – “Deep wells and windmills helped the Great Plains prosper,” said Bass Brothers CEO Sid Bass, moments after signing the public-private partnership contract with the Department of Energy, the Electric Reliability Council of Texas, Inc. (ERCOT), and various Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas power companies, “along with hard work, horsepower, and Mr. John Deere’s plow,” Bass added. “And now windmills, along with solar panels, are teaming up again with deep wells to keep the Plains prosperous!”

    The $387 million deal is part of the larger Green Growth Act (GGA) signed into law earlier this year, and will see the DOE partner with ERCOT, power companies, and Bass Brothers to install hundreds of megawatts of wind and solar power generation across North Texas, the Panhandle, Oklahoma, and into Kansas over the next decade, with a similar plan in the works for solar farms on Arvida land in Florida. The deal will see the federal government, via the GGA fund, provide a majority of up-front funding to procure and install wind and solar farms in addition to providing public infrastructure to bring the power to market. Rumors of thermal and cryogenic storage facilities being a part of the deal persist as well. The signing drew in many Federal and State Government luminaries, including Texas Governor Ann Richards, who has been a vocal supporter of the plan from both an environmental and a business development standpoint. “Innovation turned the Great American Desert into a land of plenty,” she told the assembled press, “And innovation will take it into the next millennium.”

    The power generation assets will in many cases share lands currently occupied by Bass petroleum and gas wells, creating a mix of fossil fuel and renewable power assets that many see as inherently ironic. But Bass disagrees. “Power is power,” he told the Morning News, “At the end of the day the toaster and the TV don’t care if the juice out of the plug is from oil or wind. The windmills and solar panels don’t bother the rigs at all, nor vice versa. And putting the solar up high enough lets the cattle shelter from the Texas and Oklahoma sun.”

    Bass is also unbothered by the grumblings of some of his investors and fellow petroleum barons, who see the renewable sources as either a waste of money or a threat to their way of life, or who object to the public funding source on a philosophical and political basis. “Power is power and money is money,” Bass said when asked about this opposition. “And the clock is ticking on oil. By some estimates the easy-to-reach oil sources will be gone by the early 2010s[7], and unless someone finds a way to get oil out of the solid shale, the Texas oilman will be looking for a new job. Until that time comes, we plan to stay in the oil business. But if and when that time comes, Bass Brothers will be at the forefront of the wind and solar industries. And while oil reserves will keep getting smaller, my researchers tell me that windmills and solar farms will keep getting larger!

    “The Bass Family will be the first Great Sun Barons of the Sun Belt and Wind Barons of the Wind Belt!” he proclaimed with a laugh.

    Either way, Bass Brothers will be absorbing little personal cost, but will reap benefits by way of leasing land and utilities rights to the participating power companies, with the GGA covering the first five years of the fees while the power companies recoup their share of the upfront costs.

    Wall Street had a mixed reaction to the news, with Bass Brothers and participating utility stocks at first losing some ground before ending the day with a modest jump after heavy and volatile trading. The volatility seems to mark a shift from short term to long term investors as those seeking a fast quarterly return dropped out and long-haul investors moved in.

    “By diversifying their power generation strategy, they are reducing their overall long-term volatility to fluctuations in oil and gas prices,” said Berkshire Hathaway’s CEO Warren Buffett, who made a significant investment in Bass Brothers Enterprises as share prices initially dropped following the announcement. “Even if the renewable investments underperform in the short run, as they likely will, they could pay off big in the long run. Simply owning the grid rights to that property could be worth a substantial value in 10-20 years’ time.”

    Others reacted poorly to the news on political grounds, in particular Independent Vermont Representative Bernie Sanders, who has emerged as an outspoken critic of the GGA on the left, which he dismisses as the “Pluto Power Plan”. He didn’t mince words: “This is corruption, pure and simple. Frank Wells is on leave from Disney, Bass Brothers is a major investor in Disney, and now Frank Wells writes a law that leads directly to millions of taxpayer dollars going straight to Bass Brothers! It’s unbelievable!” Though Sanders’ calls for a Congressional investigation have been largely rejected as “premature” by members of both parties, Undersecretary Wells felt the need to clarify that he has personally recused himself of any involvement in either Disney or the Bass Brothers deal, which he claims was made without his direct knowledge or involvement, though he did acknowledge discussing the potential of renewable energy with Bass in the past, before he left Disney to take the position with the Gore administration.

    Bass, meanwhile, remains unbothered by any criticism. “Let the politicians and newspapers whine all they want,” he said. “In the end, I’m doing what’s right for the company, what’s right for the Great States of Texas, Florida, Kansas, and Oklahoma, and just maybe what’s right for Mother Earth. The Lord admonishes us to be good shepherds of the Earth, and that’s just what I plan to do!”



    Gore Signs Healthcare Reform into Law
    Washington Post, March 29th, 1994

    Guest Post by @jpj1421


    Washington – Marking the end of what had become a contentious process, President Al Gore signed into law the largest social spending bill since Lyndon Johnson’s Great Society with a long-promised overhaul of the healthcare system. Flanked by leaders of both parties in Congress, including House Minority Leader Bob Michel (Whip Dick Armey[8] (R-TX) pointedly did not join the other Republican leaders for the signing ceremony), President Gore announced that this was “a huge step towards lifting the financial burden of healthcare from the shoulders of the American people.”

    Exhaustion and relief were palpable as the President signed the bill in the East Room, with attending legislators looking visibly relieved that there was a bill to sign after months of obstacles and potential pitfalls. Senator Ted Kennedy, who has led the call for healthcare reform in the Senate since the 1970s, openly cheered and patted the President on the back the moment he finished signing. The speech that the President gave before signing the bill was continually interrupted by loud applause from Democratic attendees[9], while Republican members gave more restrained clapping. The President gave special recognition to Senator John Chaffee, the most prominent Republican in shaping the final legislation, and Congressman Jim Cooper, the centrist Democrat and candidate to finish Mr. Gore’s term as Tennessee Senator, who took center stage in balancing the different ideological factions in Congress.

    The Health Security Act passed the Senate 68-32, with 54 Democrats and 14 Republicans voting in favor and 26 Republicans and 6 Democrats[10] voting against, and passing the House 236-199, with 227 Democrats, 8 Republicans, and 1 Independent voting in favor and 156 Republicans and 43 Democrats[11] against. This legislation pairs an individual mandate to buy health insurance with regional health exchanges to help find and subsidize insurance for individuals below a certain income threshold. The controversial employer mandate has been pushed to a ten-year phase in, with incentives provided to companies that opt in. The package also includes a Medicaid expansion as well as a federal program to match funds to states for providing insurance to families with children. Built into the legislation are a number of protections to those covered by insurance, the most notable a ban on denying coverage for pre-existing conditions. Once implemented, it is expected that the number of uninsured Americans will be greatly reduced[12].

    The final bill strikes a balance between the different ideological elements of Congress while avoiding sinking under increasing controversy and disagreements. And the bill looked increasingly like a long-shot after prominent conservatives denounced any compromise and cooperation and a half-dozen Senators who had co-sponsored Senator Chaffee’s original proposal refused to support the final bill after a deluge of irate constituents opposed it. Some of the more liberal members of Congress threatened to walk when the employer mandate was dropped, having already had single-payer healthcare rejected out of hand, before the Medicaid and children’s health insurance components were added. In the end, the legislation got through with the weight of Congressional heavy hitters pushing it onwards. The powerful House Ways and Means Chair Dan Rostenkowski[13] pushed the basic healthcare structure through committee in January in anticipation for a longer Senate process. Conservative efforts to filibuster the healthcare bill met the same fate as the attempted filibuster of the stimulus effort passed last year[14] as some of the most prominent Republicans in the chamber crossed over to vote on the bill. Despite originally passing a version of the bill more amicable to liberal preferences, the House would ultimately pass the Senate version in the reconciliation process.

    Conservative groups vowed revenge over the Republicans who voted for the legislation, with many primary challengers announcing increased fundraising in the last few weeks. American Conservative Union Chair Newt Gingrich demanded that all Republicans running in the midterm promise to repeal this law if victorious in the fall. Running for re-election in Vermont, Jim Jeffords is said to be in talks with the Perot-backed Reform movement as a fallback if he loses the primary in September. DCCC Vic Fazio said… Cont’d on A2.



    [1] A real person that I know. She came up with the ironic term “Silicon Holler” in the late 1990s after the State of Virginia declared the Great Valley of Virginia to be “Virginia’s Technology Corridor”, with signs on I-81 and everything. The resolution didn’t come with anything like actual technology stimulus or special arrangements with big tech companies, or even state tech grants to Virginia universities, making it a great example of Magical Thinking by government. Tennessee did something similar with their stretch of the Great Valley. I thought, “what If this idea actually happened for real, with actual resources and incentives?” Hat tip to Pris, by the way.

    [2] She wins with a very narrow margin over George Allen in this timeline thanks to high urban turnout driven by Wilder, modulating her gun stance, Gore's approval ratings being above water, some residual Year of the Woman enthusiasm, some suburban Bush/Kemp voters being turned off by Allen's Conservative campaign and her promise to bring GGA jobs to the rural Southwest keeping many of the rural voters who backed her for Attorney General from defecting to Allen or staying home, despite a major Republican get-out-the-vote effort and a smear campaign based on linking her unmarried status to her somehow lacking empathy. In our timeline despite a large initial lead, GOP and evangelical anger due to Clinton (who was hated in non-urban Virginia) and her gun control stance led to her suffering a serious defeat by Allen in a very low turnout election.

    [3] Tennessee Valley Authority, which manages power production and distribution in the Tennessee River Valley. Nothing to do with Kang or protecting a Master Timeline.

    [4] The New River Valley Research Laboratory (NRVRL) will break ground in 1996. It’s acronym, highly visible on I-81 road signs, will lead to it being colloquially known as “Neverland”.

    [5] Norfolk Southern has been trying to get this exact plan implemented for decades. Senator Heinz of Pennsylvania will support the deal for Pennsylvania and his office will support negotiations between NS and Conrail, but is not yet ready to enter the Tech Corridor deal himself. NS rival CSX will later join the plan as well, forming the core for what will be a major Intermodal hub-and-spoke system across the East that will merge with similar Midwestern and Western deals between BN, ATSF, Southern Pacific, and Union Pacific.

    [6] It did in our timeline. Roanoke also soon lost the NS facilities after the merger with half of Conrail, which instead retained the former Conrail shops as part of the deal. The city is finally recovering now as a medical research and care center, but for a while was entering Rust Belt status.

    [7] He’s referring to the Peak Oil hypothesis, which was gaining ground in the 1990s and 2000s in our timeline. Fracking technology ultimately averted Peak Oil in our timeline and jumpstarted the diminishing US petroleum industry.

    [8] Armey is coping Newt Gingrich’s playbook here as Newt declined to go to the Bush White House in 1990 when the infamous Omnibus Budget Reconciliation was passed.

    [9] Comparable to the signing ceremony for the ACA.

    [10] GOP Yea votes: Senators Chaffe (R-RI), Dole (R-KS), Hatfield (R-OR), Danforth (R-MO), Simpson (R-WY), Stevens (R-AK), Cohen (R-ME), Kassebaum (R-KS), Warner (R-VA), Specter (R-PA), Domenici (R-NV), Durenberger (R-MN), Heinz (R-PA), Wilson (R-CA). Democratic Nay votes: Senators Shleby (D-AL), Heflin (D-AL), Hollings (D-SC), Johnston (D-LA), Breaux (D-LA), Bryan (D-V).

    [11] Representatives Boehlert (R-NY), Fish (R-NY), Leach (R-IA), Michel (R-IL), Molinari (R-NY), Morella (R-MD), Hogan (R-MD), Ludeman (R-MN) vote Yea. The Democrats who voted Nay are the same ones who voted Nay on the 1993 Budget Reconciliation in our timeline plus a handful of other Democrats, and excluding Representative Minge who is not in Congress in this timeline.

    [12] While comparable to the Affordable Care Act, the lack of an employer mandate puts more of the onus on American citizens.

    [13] Whereas the Clintons took a whole lot of time forming their own taskforce and presenting Congress with their plan, Gore just goes straight to Congress to form a proposal, and thus cuts around 180 days out of the planning process on healthcare reform. While this results in a bill that’s less “progressive”, it does mean that Dan Rostenkowski can push it through Ways and Means prior to his 1994 felony conviction and subsequent stepping-down as Chair, rather than causing further delays for the legislation as per our timeline.

    [14] In our timeline, Republicans filibustered a stimulus bill that Clinton was pushing. Here with 60 Democrats, even with some rather conservative ones, the filibuster falls apart and the bill passes.
     
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    Entertainment & Other News
  • Columbia picks up some I.C.E.
    Dragon Magazine, April 1994


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    Columbia Entertainment today announced the acquisition of Iron Crown Enterprises (ICE), the publishing company behind the Tolkien-based Middle Earth Roleplaying (MERP) product line. The decision is seen by some as a way to compete with the Disney-owned TSR, with many suspecting that the move may also portent an attempt by the company to secure the film rights to The Lord of the Rings, a franchise that Columbia CEO Ted Turner has reportedly expressed an interest in. Those rights are currently owned by Saul Zaentz, who has a working relationship with ICE. Columbia announced that it is not planning on making any major shakeups to ICE, and urges fans to feel secure in knowing that their favorite games will not be altered.

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    Judge Dismisses “Bugs v. Mickey” Case
    St. Louis Post-Dispatch, April 3rd, 1994


    St. Louis – Judge Edward Louis Filippine of the US District Court for the Eastern District of Missouri today tossed out a lawsuit by Walt Disney Parks and Recreation against Six Flags Entertainment citing a lack of demonstrable injury. The case, which the press and populace dubbed “Bugs v. Mickey” based on the mascot characters for Disney and Six Flags’ Warner Brothers parent company, was launched by Disney in 1993 citing Six Flags’ slashing of ticket prices and poaching of talent as evidence of anti-competitive actions. But Judge Filippine was unconvinced and sided with the defendants, who described the actions as justified business changes in response to increased competition. Disney’s legal team, the semiofficially named “Legal Weasels”, expressed their disappointment and disagreement with the decision and have yet to rule out an appeal[1].

    The dispute started last year when Disney opened their new “Disneytown” in Eagle Creek, the latest in a series of such small regional parks by the company, which began with Philadelphia… Cont’d on B4.



    HTN announces Exclusive Broadcast Deals with FIFA, MLS
    Sports Entertainment, April 4th, 1994


    Zürich – President David Hill of the Hughes Television Network announced an exclusive broadcast deal with the Fédération Internationale de Football Association or FIFA and Major League Soccer (MLS)[2]. The deal gives HTN exclusive first-run broadcasts of this summer’s World Cup, which is hosted by the United States, and next summer’s Women’s World Cup, hosted by Sweden. The deal also gives first-run broadcast rights for MLS games and establishes HTN as the leader in US Soccer, which maintains a small but loyal following it the country. The move follows a major shift in HTN away from syndication and into sports, where it has gained a reputation for playing the sports that the Big Four network broadcasters and ESPN have not. HTN, a vestige of Howard Hughes’ attempts to enter into broadcast television in the 1960s, which was acquired by Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp in 1991 and relaunched on basic cable, has begun an aggressive expansion into sports starting with…Con’t on Pg. 23.



    Turner, Rivals, declare “Captain Planet Coalition”
    Wall Street Journal, April 22nd, 1994


    Atlanta – “By our powers combined, we can save the planet!” said Columbia Chairman Ted Turner theatrically as the five Entertainment Moguls raised their rings in unison for the cameras of the assembled press, some of them looking rather sheepish about it all. MCA/Universal Chairman Lew Wasserman, in reference to the studio’s iconic Planet Earth logo, wore the “Earth” ring. Triad Chairman Frank Mancuso Sr. wore the “Air” ring in reference to the airy Paramount logo. Warner Chairman Robert Daly wore “Water”, reportedly in reference to the iconic WB water tower. Turner, inspired by Columbia’s torch and Atlanta’s “hot” reputation, wore “Fire”. And Walt Disney Acting Chairman Jim Henson happily chose “Heart”.

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    The Earth Day moment was artfully absurd, but poignant nonetheless. Turner had succeeded in assembling the heads of the five largest American studios (jokingly called the “Heads of the Five Families” by some) into a limited public-private partnership with the Department of Energy, reportedly developed by Turner in partnership with Commerce Undersecretary Frank Wells. The Coalition, despite the theater, marks a serious public relations coup and represents over five hundred million private and federal tax dollars invested in “Green Economy” initiatives. The five studio heads have agreed over the next 5-10 years to make noteworthy investments into improving water and energy conservation at their studios and parks, reducing waste and increasing recycling, increasing the use of renewable energy sources, reducing carbon outputs, and investing in green technology through their various subsidiaries.

    For example, Turner and Daly have agreed to share costs with the government in developing major solar farms in the Atlanta area with a goal to provide up to 15% of their studio and theme park power needs by 2000. Disney and Universal made a similar arrangement in Orlando in partnership with Bass Brothers and Arvida, who have themselves already begun taking advantage of other government incentives to assemble solar and wind farms in Florida and Texas. All five studios are, along with the government, sharing the costs on an advanced thermal solar station near Los Angeles and a series of “pumped hydropower” stations along the California highlands for energy storage. Disney’s Imagine, Inc., has partnered with Triad’s Sega and the Department of Energy to develop advanced control hardware and algorithms for hybrid grid architectures to help smooth grid fluctuations due to renewable variability and allow for some “peak shaving” techniques at heavy demand times.

    The five studios also announced several creative crossover efforts in partnership with The Ad Council, including pro-environmental episodes of popular TV shows as well as tie-in promotions and Public Awareness crossovers (reportedly Captain Planet will be visiting FernGully for a TV special and will be partnering with both the Marvel and DC heroes in a massive comics and animation crossover event).

    “By partnering on these initiatives together, we can reduce their cost risk,” said Daly. “Apart, there’d be a disincentive for such investments when the funds might arguably be better spent on working against the other studios. But now we can all act in the open.”

    But not everyone is cheering the news. Fossil fuel stocks responded negatively to the announcement while American Conservative Union Chair Newt Gingrich decried the action as “a big government intrusion on the free market.” Other industry leaders have questioned the legality of the Coalition, expressing concerns that the five studios were engaged in a complex price fixing scheme, some directly citing Warner Chairman Robert Daly’s ill-considered words. Several utility companies have announced a class action lawsuit[3] intending to… Continued on B12.



    Daly Walks Back “Captain Planet” Comments
    Wall Street Journal, April 25th, 1994


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    Hollywood – Warner Brothers CEO Richard Daly today walked back earlier comments made regarding the “Captain Planet Coalition” PPP. “I was remiss in my words,” said Daly. “The Coalition is here to help spur green investment and promote green awareness, and is indeed open to any participating studio who wishes to apply. This has nothing to do with how Warner Brothers relates financially to other major studios.”

    The redaction follows statements he made on the 22nd where he mentioned the PPP allowing the partnering studios to “reduce cost risk” and “act in the open” as opposed to “working against” one another. Many saw the statement as a tacit admission that the five studios were violating the Sherman Antitrust Act by conspiring to coordinate spending on utilities, an accusation that all participating studios and the Department of Energy deny.

    “Gee, I’m just here to help the Earth!” claimed Disney Acting Chairman Jim Henson, seemingly blindsided by the question, the commemorative “Heart” ring still on his finger.

    Other studio heads were less constrained. “If that’s what Daly got out of this partnership,” said Ted Turner of Columbia, who reportedly spearheaded the plan, “then he’s a damn fool. This was all about using our power, purse, and bully pulpit as major studios to help advance real change, not just make a quick buck selling Earth Day special editions of magazines, half of them bound for the landfill!”

    And yet industry insiders were less keen to dismiss his observations. “Let’s just say that Daly said the quiet part out loud,” said an anonymous source within one of the five studios.

    Since making the comments, several utility companies announced a class action lawsuit and the Department of Energy Inspector General announced an internal audit of the deal. While WSJ expects neither of these to net much beyond embarrassing headlines[4], they still represent a stark reminder about the potential ethical and legal risks associated with PPPs when not well managed.

    Daly, meanwhile, is continuing to catch flak for his comments, with some investors and WB Board Members actively calling for his removal. WB President and COO Terry Semel continues to publicly support Daly even though he is the obvious heir apparent… Cont’d on A3.



    Deadly Neighbors: Matsumoto man made poison gas with pesticides in his garage!
    The Asahi Shimbun June 30th, 1994

    Guest Article by @ajm8888


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    This picture taken on June 28, 1994 shows journalists gathering at a site of sarin nerve gas attack in Matsumoto in Nagano prefecture, central Japan. (Source: Agence France-Presse/Getty Images)

    On the evening and early morning of June 27th-June 28th, a cloud of poison gas went through the neighborhood of Fukashi 1-Chome, Matsumoto City. It affected hundreds due to the summer weather and many having their windows open, seven died, two at the hospital, and hundreds are injured. Sources close to the Nagano Prefectural Police said the police have been investigating the property of the man who first reported this incident, Yoshiyuki Kōno, a machine parts salesman whose wife was one of the first victims and remains in a coma. The same sources said the Nagano Police have found the vast array of pesticides and chemicals on Kōno's property and believe he mixed them together to make the poison. Many theories are swirling around why he would release this cloud of poison gas on his neighbors, was it to kill his wife? Was this some sort of twisted revenge against his neighbors[5]?

    Keiichi Tsuneishi, a military historian, claimed that one could make poison gas easily from common pesticides[6]. Also found on Kōno's property were chemicals for photographic developing and making pottery. Mr. Kōno has not been arrested by police but has been questioned thoroughly. The police have dismissed his sighting of a mysterious van in the area as either misleading the police or misidentification[7].



    [1] They will ultimately not appeal, rightfully figuring they’d just be throwing more good money after bad.

    [2] Based on an idea by @El Pip. Wait until you see where this is going!

    [3] The lawsuit ultimately fizzles out for lack of supporting evidence of an actual price fixing conspiracy (the government and studio lawyers worked diligently to keep things legal, or at least technically legal), but it causes the studios some heartache and bad press. Daly in particular will pay a price for his reckless language.

    [4] The IG audit will reveal no signs of overt criminality or government negligence, but will admonish a few government employees for “allowing the appearance of impropriety” by not properly controlling the public perceptions of the deal. Another hat tip to @El Pip for this and the ongoing “Daly Show” to come.

    [5] This is the Matsumoto Sarin attack by Aum Shinrikyo but if you wonder why is Konō getting such attacks from the Japanese press? Well this was major news in Japan, all the big five (the five biggest newspapers in Japan), all the TV networks, and the political magazines covered this incident. The Nagano Police had to look like they had a suspect as there was 7 dead, hundreds injured but a lack of evidence. Yoshiyuki Kōno seemed to the Nagano Police to be the suspect. Kōno's explanations seemed suspicious and his chemicals made him a suspect. The press would call him Poison Gas Man. It lead to hate mail and death threats.

    [6] This is why for many months people thought Yoshiyuki Kōno was Poison Gas Man. Now the local authorities didn't know it was sarin until July 3rd. It takes time to do the tests. But Tsuneishi's statement to The Asahi Shimbun made it seem like Kōno did this. However, you can't make Sarin from pesticides. Pesticide poisoning is amazingly common in Japan due to the vast amounts they use. Despite it being revealed as Sarin later, Tsuneishi did not retract his statement until much later.

    [7] The actual culprits were members of the Aum Shinrikyo cult, using a modified freezer van that spread aerosolized sarin over the apartment complex and neighboring properties. They were targeting judges in a real estate trial. None of the victims that died were connected to the trial. The police ignored the van sighting as they were convinced it was Kōno and officers who brought it up were ignored.
     
    Stopping Systemic Sorcerous Sexism
  • Equal Rites (1994), a Retrospective
    From Swords and Spaceships Magazine, October 2013


    Four years after Terry Pratchett’s Discworld first appeared on the Big Screen in 1990’s Disney Animated version of Mort, it appeared a second time, this time in live action, in 1994’s adaption of Equal Rites. And, once again, a Henson was involved, this time Jim Henson’s daughter Lisa, herself the Chairwoman and President of Fox Studios. It was a film that the rest of the executives at Fox told Henson would never succeed, but, as Granny Weatherwax herself famously said in the book and film, “it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.”

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    Equal Rites was the first live action major Discworld production and the first in a series of Pratchett’s “Witch Stories” produced and released by Fox, most ultimately direct-to-video but all quite popular with the Discworld fandom overall and all cult hits. It was the most popular of the series overall with its relatively straightforward plot and “high concept”. And it was one of the first productions greenlit by Lisa Henson when she assumed her role at Fox, alongside the breakout hit Wicked Stepfather. Pratchett had to be convinced to greenlight the film, and relented only after getting the assurance from Henson that the film would be a faithful adaption of the book and that there’d be “no bloody songs.”

    Equal Rites is, ultimately, a story of gender perception and equality. Pratchett himself, “inspired” by the double-standard in fantasy that sees men of magic as noble wizards and women of magic as evil sorceresses or wicked witches, felt that it was time to flip the script on this systemic sorcerous sexism. He thus came up with the character of Eskarina “Esk” Smith (based in part on his own daughter Rhianna), who is an eighth daughter of an eighth son, and who upon her birth is passed the staff of the great wizard Drum Billet, who mistakenly thought that she was an eighth son. As such, Esk accidentally becomes the Disc’s first female Wizard.

    And yet as Esk grows and becomes further linked to the powerful Wizard’s staff (which she disguises as a broom), she finds it hard to fit in anywhere. She is ultimately taken on as an apprentice by the powerful and respected Witch “Granny” Esmerelda Weatherwax, who teaches her the ways of the down-to-earth folk magic of the Witch, where keen observation and good sense are the most powerful magic of all.


    GRANNY: That's one form of magic, of course.

    ESK: What, just knowing things?

    GRANNY: Knowing things that other people don't know.



    But Esk is, ultimately, a Wizard, not a Witch, and as such, Granny realizes that she must be taken to the “foul” big city of Ankh Morpork and its Unseen University to be properly apprenticed as a Wizard. But the all-male University has no desire to bring in something as blasphemous to them as a female Wizard. And thus the “battle of the sexes” takes on a much more literal and mystical sense as Granny’s Witch magic is put against Archchancellor Ridcully’s Wizard magic, with the fate of Esk in the balance.

    And yes, fans of the book, the appearance of Ridcully was a change. Since Mort had already introduced audiences to Ridcully it was decided to bring him back and replace the book’s earlier Archchancellor Cutangle. Some fans were upset by this, but Pratchett was notably OK with it. Interestingly, since Pratchett’s latest Witches novel at the time, Lords and Ladies, established an earlier romantic relationship between the two, they decided to add in that subtext to the film version, which gave their conflict an extra layer of the personal.


    ESK: Um, women aren’t allowed in.

    GRANNY stops in the doorway. Her shoulders rise. She turns around very slowly.

    GRANNY: Did these old ears deceive me, and don’t say they did because they didn’t.

    ESK: (meekly) Sorry. Force of habit.

    GRANNY: I can see you’ve been getting ideas below your station.



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    Granny Weatherwax and Esk by Paul Kidby (Image source Goodreads)

    Another change that disappointed many US Discworld fans was downplaying the whole “Discworld” aspect in terms of the actual Discworld itself, which is never directly shown in the US Theatrical Cut and only has a brief appearance in the very beginning and end with a touch of voiceover in the International and Director’s Cuts. Instead, the only clue to the flatness of the planet in the US Cut was a model in Lord Vetinari’s office and occasional directional references in the dialog like “rimwards” or “widdershins”. US Discworld fans assumed that this was to save cost on special effects (not the case, obviously, since the shots were made and released internationally), but in reality, it was a studio reaction to a test audience that found the Discworld aspect “confusing”.

    But despite these changes, much love and care were put into the production, with an overt goal to retain most aspects of the novel. Pratchett worked with Carrie Fisher and Lawrence Kasdan to complete the screenplay, which generally followed the plot of the book, but with some pragmatic changes for pacing and audience expectations (e.g. replacing Cutangle with Ridcully). To direct, they brought in action director Kathryn Bigelow, who Henson felt had a “good way with both character and action” and who made the film a brisk, energetic, exciting, and dynamic, but also the subversive, emotional, and heartfelt[1]. Child actress Kate Maberly was hired as Esk, British actress Maggie Smith was hired as Granny Weatherwax (and is generally agreed to have “stolen the show”), Brian Blessed returned as Archchancellor Ridcully (this time live rather than just voiceover), Heydon Prowse was hired as the supposed prodigy Wizard Simon, and Eric Idle became the dying Wizard turned “various other incarnated things” Drum Billet. Alan Rickman even cameoed as Lord Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh Morpork (another “pragmatic addition”). Maberly, Prowse, and Smith were, notably, also acting in the Fox/American Zoetrope collaboration of The Secret Garden, filmed back-to-back with Equal Rites.

    And in a “blink and you’ll miss it” moment, Terry Pratchett himself appears in a cameo in Unseen University as the Lecturer in Recent Runes, alongside Disney Chairman Jim Henson as the Senior Wrangler, roles reprised from Mort, albeit in animated form for the latter.


    VETINARI: You mean a Witch?

    RIDCULLY puffs out his chest, determined to conceal the nerves that he feels under VETINARI’S withering gaze.

    RIDCULLY: No, a female Wizard!!

    VETINARI: (beat) Curious.

    VETINARI picks up some papers and puts on his glasses, ignoring the blustering Archchancellor.

    VETINARI: (shuffling papers) And this bothers you.

    RIDCULLY: It’s…
    unnatural!!!

    VETINARI: (still looking at papers) I’ve found that few of the things which occur within the walls of your University could ever be mistaken for being…natural. You may leave at your convenience, Archchancellor.

    RIDCULLY: (blustering) But, sir, this entire situation…

    RIDCULLY stops in mid-sentence as VETIRANRI glares up over his glasses at him with cold, penetrating eyes.

    VETINARI: Don’t let me
    detain you, Archchancellor.


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    Lord Vetinari and Archchancellor Ridcully by Paul Kidby (Image sources “vsbattles.fandom.com” and “wikiwand.com”)

    They needless to say enlisted the Disney Creatureworks to handle the effects, in particular the “borrowing” scenes (where Granny teaches Esk how to psychically hitch a ride in the minds of animals), the scenes where the Things from the Dungeon Dimensions appear, and the scenes when lighting effects were needed during the final magic duel between Granny and Ridcully. But for the most part the effects and sets were simple and practical, filmed on location in New Zealand (naturally) and on sound stages. It allowed for a relatively low-cost production of $23 million, which then netted a very successful $98 million box office (largely from international audiences, particularly in the UK and Commonwealth where it was a top 3 hit) plus a significant profit on VHS and VCD as the film grew in popularity from word of mouth. The growing female fantasy fandom in particular loved the film, and came out in large numbers, even dragging some of their less-geeky friends with them.

    Critics generally liked it, with Siskel and Ebert giving it two thumbs up and Marjorie Bilbow citing it as “one of the most important fantasy films of the decade.” It has been cited by many feminist authors and magazines as “a triumph of representation” for a genre that had a much larger female fandom than one would assume given the overwhelmingly male-led fantasy films of the time and the not-so-subtle sexism of Geek Culture at the time. Practitioners and followers of Wicca and Paganism loved it. The Wiccan magazine gushed over it, calling it “one of the truest and most loving portrayals of witchcraft in Hollywood history, and a brilliant counterpoint to the literally demonizing portrayals in most media.”


    The Wizards stare as Granny strides past.

    RIDCULLY: (out of the corner of his mouth) This is getting embarrassing. (louder, to GRANNY) I shall have to declare you an honorary Wizard.

    GRANNY: (staring straight ahead, arms folded, her lips hardly moving) You do, and I will declare you an honorary
    Witch.

    RIDCULLY scowls and his mouth snaps shut.



    Equal Rites was hardly the biggest hit of the year, particularly in the US where it was considered to have underperformed, but it effectively doubled its money back for Fox based on strong international sales and soon gained a strong home video following such that Henson and Pratchett agreed to make a version of Wyrd Sisters, set for release in 1996, which we will discuss another time. Equal Rites the film became a cult classic, popular with both Pratchett fans and fantasy fans alike, who loved the dynamic acting and onscreen chemistry of Maberly and Smith. It has since become a beloved example of “feminist fantasy”.

    The popularity of the film in the Commonwealth in particular, paired with a growing US fandom for the Discworld stories, led to a renewed interest in the original Pratchett book, which was suddenly on the international Best Seller list in 1994. It also renewed interest in the character of Esk, the Girl Wizard at a time when the “Girl Power” movement was just starting to take off. “I didn’t have any immediate plans for [Esk],” said Pratchett, “and I was mostly focused on the Witches of Lancre at the time. But the fans and Lisa alike started to ask for another Esk story, now that she was a movie star.” Pratchett thus added brief appearances by Esk into his then-in-development witches’ book Maskerade (where Granny makes a brief visit to check up on her while in Ankh Morpork) and in the Death book Hogfather (the Unseen University scenes) and even began working on a new Esk novel, which would come out in early 1997.

    This latter novel became Spell Binding, which followed a now teenage Esk as she continues her studies at the Unseen University. There she faces ingrained sexism and an “old boys’ club” and is ultimately taken in by the Librarian, who has a soft spot for her as another “misfit”. There, she learns how to write, bind, publish, and, indeed, control and constrain the often-sentient magical spells within the mystically printed words and explores the reality-bending mysteries of L-Space. And in a reference to Rhianna’s love for computers and computer games, she even gets rather interested in the magical computer Hex, leading to ongoing friction with Ponder Stibbons, who constantly tries to keep her out of the High Energy Magic building[2].

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    The Library (and Librarian) of Unseen University (Image source YouTube)

    Spell Binding was a blessing, really,” said Pratchett. “I’d constantly get requests from fans for a book focused on the Librarian, but I inevitably wondered how one would write an entire novel built around a character who only says ‘ook’. Esk, as his new Assistant and de facto apprentice, allowed me to make him a major character and explore his world and L-space and other aspects I was mucking with at the time. It also gave me the opportunity to work with [my daughter] Rhianna, asking about her experiences at college. The entire Hex subplot was based upon her own experiences with the engrained sexism she experienced in the computer gaming world.”

    A Spell Binding movie would film and release shortly after the book’s release in 1997, and be followed in 1999 by the third and final Esk novel and film, Hyper Text, where Esk explores the interstitial space between magical books, magical computers, dimensions, space-time, “quantum”, and L-Space, with hints that she and Ponder are exploring the possibility of linking more than one Hex-style magic computer through a special form of the clacks in what was an obvious analog for the Internet.

    And as for the larger implications for the Discworld Universe, between the successes of the film versions of Mort and Equal Rites two things became apparent: 1) that Discworld could successfully translate outside of the books, and 2) that while international audiences could adore it, US audiences remained mixed on the blend of fantasy, comedy, and social satire. Still, as an adaption, Equal Rites managed to cement a legacy for both Discworld and female-led fantasy. For those reasons alone it deserves being remembered and celebrated.



    [1] This was part of a larger deal with James Cameron that also greenlit True Lies and Strange Days, the latter of which will debut in 1993 and do slightly better than our timeline’s 1995 film since it will seem less derivative of other early 1990s cyberpunk works and will thus not derail her directorial career. Even so, Henson will have to justify the decision to Triad leadership.

    [2] It also led to constant Ponder/Esk pairings (“Pesk”) among shippers and slash writers, though Pratchett overtly stated that there was no romantic tension implied.
     
    Ron Quixote
  • Chapter 20: A Sporting Chance (Cont’d)
    Excerpt from The King is Dead: The Walt Disney Company After Walt Disney, an Unauthorized History by Sue Donym and Arman N. Said

    A Guest Post by @jpj1421


    Ron Miller had a story he liked to tell about getting hired by his father in law: Walt saw Miller play a game for the LA Rams when, after catching a pass, Miller was hit in the nose by Dick “Night Train” Lane and knocked unconscious. Walt approached him at the end of the season and said, “You know, I don’t want to be the father to your children. You’re going to die out there. How about coming to work with me?”[1] Miller always said he was proud of his time as an athlete, that it teaches you to be competitive and team-focused and work through challenges, but he never regretted the decision to leave the Rams. While he threw himself into his work for Disney, the love of sports never left. Miller was often in attendance for Rams home games and Walt became a Board Member for the Angels and helped orchestrate their move to Anaheim.

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    Ron Miller as a tight end for the LA Rams (Image source TheCount.com)

    And yet 38 years after Walt talked him into leaving the Rams, and 24 years after Walt joined the Angels Board, both teams were in dire straits.

    The Rams ownership passed from Carroll Rosenbloom, after drowning, to his widow Georgia Frontiere and the team was moved from the Los Angeles Coliseum to the smaller Anaheim Stadium, a move deemed necessary due to NFL blackout rules requiring a stadium be sold out within 72 hours of kickoff in order for a game to be played on local TV. Miller, and Disney, appreciated his old team moving within a 10-minute drive of Disneyland and the team would easily sell out games...at least for the first season. What followed was less glorious: a playoff loss to the Cowboys in the wildcard round in 1980, a losing season in 1981, and the announcement that the Raiders would leave Oakland to take over the LA Coliseum. The same year that the Raiders took the Rams’ old home, the Rams went 2-7 in the shortened 1982 season. The Rams fan base would fracture over these changes, and then further disbursed as seemingly every Los Angeles based team went on championship runs while the Rams were struggling to get into the playoffs at all.

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    Georgia Frontiere with QB Bert Jones on the Sports Illustrated cover (Image source SI Covers)

    A new coach in ‘83 would revive the team’s chances and get them to the NFC Championship in 1989. But this would prove a high-water-mark for the team. The Rams would go 5-11 the very next year, and a devastating 3-13 in the 1991 season, which ended with the coach being fired. With a new coach the team did better, but they were still having losing seasons. The Rams were in a full-on malaise. Most fans had moved on and games certainly weren’t selling out anymore. The team blamed their problems on the stadium (which was built for baseball and refurbished to house both the Angels and the Rams), claiming the sightlines were bad. What was left of the fanbase placed the blame on Georgia Frontiere, with a lot of sexist and derogatory epitaphs thrown her way. Frontiere, fed up with the fanbase, began to openly discuss moving the team to another city. St. Louis had just unexpectedly lost an expansion bid in 1993 and after failing to acquire the Patriots had their eyes on the Rams. It looked increasingly like The Rams were going to leave Anaheim.

    Meanwhile, the Angels had, since their World Series loss[2] in 1986, entered their own malaise. Closer Donnie Moore struggled with depression and it showed on the field and would leave the team after a suicide attempt in 1991[3]. What followed was disorganization from the top as team owner Gene Autry’s health was declining, with confusion over whether his wife Jackie was actually in charge. The team hovered around 500 through the late ‘80s and into the ‘90s. Gene Autry ended up moving spring training from Palm Springs to Tempe, Arizona, in an effort to rejuvenate the team. Instead, 1993 was yet another mediocre season, before the wheels completely fell off the bus in the 1994 season[4] as they won less than 70 games. It was clear that something needed to change for the Angels as well.

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    Anaheim Angels in the 1990s (Image source MLB on Pinterest)

    In stepped Ron Miller. Emboldened by the success of the Anaheim Avengers, Disney was looking at both of these struggling Anaheim teams with interest. Or, it was more accurate to say that Miller was looking at both teams while the rest of the Disney apparatus had their focus exclusively on the Angels. The Angels were featured in the 1994 remake of Angels in the Outfield and with Walt Disney’s pre-existing relationship with the team, it seemed natural to everyone to buy into the Angels. The Rams, with their controversial owner and shrinking and angry fanbase, didn’t seem a wise investment. But Miller, with an eye on his legacy at Disney, didn’t see why both teams couldn’t be brought into his fold. Why not bring the Angels back into the family and save his former team from having to leave town? Just as Disneyland made Orange County a destination for families, couldn’t Anaheim be one of the sports towns in the country?

    Well, if the rest of the Disney corporate apparatus had been reluctant to jump on board with a new hockey franchise, albeit one in a growing market, or a baseball team with a direct link to Uncle Walt, the idea of taking on a dying football team seemed like a disaster in the making. But Miller had his heart set on the Rams.

    While everyone agreed to move forward on negotiating with the Angels for a share of the team, with direct say over management and full merchandising rights, Miller continued to wear down the rest of the board on pursuing a deal with the Rams, recruiting Acting Chairman Jim Henson to sell the board on the deal. Eventually, if only to get Miller to stop talking about it, it was agreed that Miller could pursue negotiations with Georgia Frontiere. At the time this was seen as a rather low risk favor to Miller as the well seemed so thoroughly poisoned between Frontiere and the fans that there was no way Miller would actually secure a deal. What they didn’t count on was Frontiere feeling that a deal with Disney would actually be a perfect way to stick it to the angry fans. If Disney gave her a good deal, she’d get to keep the team going regardless, and if there was some effort to make the team a bit more “Mickey Mouse” as it were, wouldn’t that really drive the loudest jerks crazy? So even before Disney and the Angels finalized their arrangement, Miller presented to the board the agreement that he struck over the future of the Rams.

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    The awkwardness of baseball and football sharing a stadium (Image source Stadiums of Pro Football)

    Per the terms Miller negotiated, Disney would agree to support construction of a brand-new stadium in Anaheim, in the $250-$300 million range, would agree to find another stadium for the Rams to play until it was finished, as Anaheim Stadium was seen as unsuitable, and would give a commitment to help fill seats. Disney would get a 35% share of the team, the rights to use Rams merchandising as they saw fit, right of first refusal on remaining interest, and a relationship where they have a seat at the table if they so wish[5]. This left the Disney Board in kind of an awkward lurch as they were close to finalizing a deal with the Angels, and now they had this potentially precarious deal in front of them. Selling both deals would prove a serious challenge for Miller and Henson in the coming months.

    Disney’s jumping in with both feet into professional sports was roundly mocked. A rather famous cartoon at the time titled “Ron Quixote” had a Don Quixote that looked like Ron Miller, with a Mickey-shaped shield, tilting at windmills labeled NFL, NHL, MLB, and other windmills off on the horizon. A framed version was spotted in Miller’s office that summer. Most of the mocking was aimed squarely at the Rams arrangement, given their languishing in mediocrity, and the Angels were going through an illusory upswing in fortune before collapsing in the summer and fall. What fans remained were absolutely incredulous over this turn of events, with angry letters flooding the Rams HQ. If any of this bothered Miller, he only ever expressed confidence over Disney’s future in sports. And when the Raiders announced in June that they were returning to Oakland, Miller let it be known that the Rams would be returning to their old home at the LA Coliseum.

    Miller, when asked by the press if he truly believed the Rams could win back their old fans, replied, “Well it looks like we’re the only team in town now. Besides, we’re not just stopping with winning back the old fans.” Time would tell whether Miller was right.



    [1] A real story Miller liked to tell.

    [2] They were one strike away from making the World Series that year. A butterfly wing flaps that ball past the homerun in our timeline that rallied the Red Sox into the World Series.

    [3] The two out, two strike homerun that led to the Angels failing to make the World Series dogged Moore until he killed his wife before killing himself in 1989. Depression is a hell of thing. Please take it seriously if it affects you and get the medical support that you need.

    [4] The 1994 strike is butterflied as Ted Turner’s CBS pursues The Olympics rather than setting $1 billion on fire monopolizing baseball coverage just in time for the recession. Congratulations to the Montreal Expos on their World Series win.

    [5] This is basically the same deal Frontriere made with Stan Kroenke with some extra Disney-focused things.
     
    Since you Didn't Ask...
  • Chapter 3: Don’t Ask
    Swirling Colors: The Rise of Political Populism in the Nineties, by Steve Kornacki[1]

    A Guest Post by @jpj1421


    By the time Al Gore was elected to the Presidency, the gay community had become an organized political force within the Democratic Party. Despite only representing only about 2% of the voting population in 1992, the money raised by the gay community, particularly from out celebrities, was incredibly helpful for Democratic candidates. Gary Hart had extended his hand to the community four years prior[2] and Dianne Feinstein’s successful campaign for Governor had proven that a campaign that was open to an expansion of gay rights could prove successful. Bill Clinton arranged for his friend David Mixner from the anti-Vietnam days to act as the liaison between the Gore camp and the gay community. The message that came back was that Gore should promise to end the ban on gay service members on the military. This was seen as a way to demonstrate to the American people that gay people could and would serve their country and help to thaw attitudes on homosexuality and it certainly didn’t hurt that a majority of voters were already polled to support the issue. Gore promised to “order the Pentagon to transition towards a military force where all could serve equally.”[3] By the time he locked up the nomination, Gore was invited to an event in Los Angeles organized by the gay community which raised $100,000, the largest campaign donation by gay rights activists, which would be followed with another $1.8 million[4]. Having proven their ability to fundraise in back-to-back Presidential elections, Democrats would keep going back to the gay community for their support.

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    (Image source Military.com)

    Having won the election, it was expected that Gore would follow through on his promise, especially as the ban on gay servicemembers was a policy and not a law and should be revocable via Executive Order. This was how Harry Truman had desegregated the military, after all. Unfortunately, it would prove to be more complicated than that. While a majority of voters approved of repealing the ban, a majority also felt that homosexuality was an unacceptable lifestyle with 45% calling it a “threat to American families and their values”. Colorado voters invalidated any local gay rights ordinances even as they voted for Gore for President[5]. While a majority of voters were supportive of the idea of “equality under the law”, there wasn’t yet the broad acceptance of homosexuality itself. Religious conservatives would cultivate that lack of tolerance and accuse President Gore of taking the country into deviancy and immorality, though plenty of moderate voters would look at the boring Gore and find that hard to believe. The more immediate problem for the incoming administration would be the bureaucratic and change-adverse military itself. Retired military commanders, including former Joints Chiefs Chairman Admiral Thomas Moorer, would go on tv to insist that “men kissing each other and hugging each” would lead to disaster for the military. Even Joint Chiefs Chair General Colin Powell, who had been floated as a possible replacement for Quayle before Kemp was picked, vocally supported the continuance of the ban. With Powell’s term extending into Gore’s and his high approval ratings coming off the Gulf War, this opposition could make the seemingly easy promise politically difficult.

    Gore, who had served a stint in Vietnam[6], wasn’t terribly intimidated by opposition from military brass and would reference his service when defending the policy change. The new President was helped by some big names in media, like Disney’s Jim Henson in an offhand statement during an interview, coming out in support of repealing the ban, though that did add fuel to the moral panic expressed over Hollywood “degeneracy”. The Democratic majority in Congress, even with its conservative members, was largely backing the President they were hoping would usher in the policies that had laid dormant in the Reagan and Bush years. But the key figure in diffusing a potentially harrowing political fight would be the new Secretary of Defense Sam Nunn. Nunn, who had been the Senate Armed Services Committee Chair until his confirmation hearing, was a more conservative minded Georgia Senator with good working relationships with generals and was considered to be one of the voices on national security defense. He had been supportive of the ban in the past, but had changed his tone to consider the best way to balance the President’s wishes and national security concerns[7]. On January 25, the first Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting for President Gore, Nunn would play moderator in a two-hour discussion where the potential lifting of the ban was reportedly a large portion of the meeting[8]. President Gore would meet with the ranking members of both parties in Congress to take their advice before settling in with Secretary Nunn to work out the final proposal.

    On January 29th President Gore signed a defense directive meant to strike the balance that Nunn hoped to reach. Immediately there would be a “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” policy for currently serving military personnel where if they were gay, that would have to be kept private at risk of discharge, but in exchange the military could not pursue or compel that information. This was meant to avoid any disruption in any current or soon to be pursued military operation. The discharge for any currently serving gay military personnel was set to expire in ten years at which point all military personnel could serve openly. In the meanwhile, this same discharge requirement would not apply to any potential members in the ROTC, any military academy, or any new recruit since it was clearly unlikely that new inductees that were gay would have an effect on current operations, and it was felt that those coming up the ranks fresh would have an easier time with integration[9]. This change in policy had some clear contradictions, and wouldn’t stop some officers from persecuting gay servicemembers. There would be high profile examples of bigotry and hazing towards the earliest gay inductees. And there was a certain frustration for those closeted gay servicemembers currently serving who were expected to keep quiet while younger members were allowed to be out in the open. A number of other unresolved issues, like potential spousal benefits to the partners of gay service members, serving with allies who didn’t allow homosexuals in their armed service, and whether new facilities were needed, were shunted to Congress and the Pentagon to figure out. But as far as most of the public was concerned, this was an issue that had been resolved.

    For their part, the gay activist community touted the win, even if there was some aggravation at catering to conservative demands. This would become a regular refrain during the Gore administration as more liberal and progressive activists would feel that the administration was squandering the moment, especially before the midterms undoubtedly made dramatic change harder if not impossible, and that Gore was annoyingly and stubbornly centrist. Despite this, the Gore administration would continue to pursue a number of less potentially politically explosive issues important to the gay community. Funding to combat AIDS was doubled[10] and the FDA was instructed to fast-track approval for medication. The administration would bring in a number of openly gay members and the President encouraged Congress to take action on employment discrimination and hate crimes legislation, though Congress was reluctant to do so. The Gore administration would set out to be more benevolent on gay issues without creating too much of a stir or backlash.

    Of course, there were plenty of conservative evangelicals who would see even these gestures as a sign of moral decline in America that needed to be stopped. And for those who felt that way, they had their eyes squarely on the midterms in 1994 and the 1996 Presidential election as their chance to, in their opinion, “save America”.



    [1] Information for this pulled from Chapter 12 of The Red and the Blue: The 1990s and The Birth of Political Tribalism, the equivalent of this book from our timeline.

    [2] In contrast to Dukakis, who turned down their money.

    [3] Made up quote that’s less pithy than Clinton’s promise to end the ban “with the stroke of a pen”. Gore in general will frame it as an “equal rights and protections under the law” issue.

    [4] Just shy of the $2 million Clinton got.

    [5] The polling, and referenda vote were per our timeline.

    [6] Clinton, who didn’t serve in any respect and had a had a reputation as a “draft dodger”, was endlessly taking hits from critics in the military.

    [7] In our timeline Nunn felt like he was being kept out of the loop by the Clinton administration and so threw a wrench into Clinton’s efforts to lift the ban. Here he is on the inside and is more inclined to be helpful.

    [8] We know from our timeline that the generals had a very…contentious…meeting with Clinton because General Powell leaked it to the press. Those same leaks don’t happen in this timeline because of the Gore/Nunn combo.

    [9] On this date in our timeline, Clinton and Nunn announced that gay service members would be put on reserve, but also that the military could no longer ask about orientation. This came after Clinton took a lot of political heat, especially from veterans, and had to back down. What became “don’t ask, don’t tell” came about in December after the heat died down.

    [10] Compared to a 60% increase under Clinton. Chalk that up a friendlier Congress as well as some cultural attitudes being shifted a bit after movies like The Song of Susan.
     
    Moonatics Unite!
  • In the Name of the Moon
    Article from “Talkin' Toonami” subsection of The X Bridge by Jeff Harris[1]

    Guest Post by @TheMolluskLingers with assists by @Denliner, @Spooner The Trinity, and @TheFaultsofAlts and with Executive Interference from @Geekhis Khan


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    The best way to tell when Disney's dubbing an anime is the star power; Marvelous Melmo casting Judith Barsi and Soleil Moon Frye as the titular character for the dub is a great example of this given how often the character bounced back and forth across puberty. With this in mind, Disney hit the airwaves hard in their first major foray into dubbing anime for television, using some major star power from Toei Animation, or rather Moon Prism Power.

    Sailor Moon is arguably one of the most iconic anime of the 1990s, up there alongside CapsuMon[2], Dragon Ball, and Gundam; incidentally, all four of them were the flagship shows for their respective late-night cartoon and anime blocks (Vaultoons for the former two and Nickelodeon’s Toonami[3] for the latter three), but if you were to ask anyone who their first anime character (and first fictional crush) was, chances are it was Usagi Tsukino (but she’ll always be “Serena Taylor” to us), voiced by the amazing Jodi Benson in Disney’s dub, which ran from 1994 all the way to 1999 for six seasons[4]. Benson, probably best well-known in the mainstream for her role as Ariel in The Little Mermaid, is a surprising yet ultimately very fitting choice - she captures the ditzy, almost classically antiheroic personality of Usagi/Serena to a T but also a sweetness and warmth that shows how truly heroic the girl is.

    Jodi isn’t the only big Disney star who lent her voice to the dub, however: Paige O’Hara and Thuy Trang, the former a fairly unknown actress outside of Broadway and the latter for Bio Force: Dino Warriors, lend their voices as Sailors Mercury and Mars, Ami Mizuno (“Amy Anderson” in the dub[5]) and Rei Hino (spelled “Raye” in the dub; hers is the only main Scout name to remain relatively unchanged). Rounding out the cast are Tisha Campbell as Makoto Kino (“Lita Kirby”, named in tribute to Jack Kirby and to reflect the dub’s “Brooklyn tuff goil” [sic] characterization) and Cheryl Chase as Minako Aino (“Mina Aarons”). The supporting cast and villains too, have a few big; most notably Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke as the cats Luna and Artemis, and Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo of cult gonzo band Ween as the nerdy Umino Guiro (“Melvin Grier”) and the dashing Tuxedo Mask/Mamoru Chiba (“Darien Charles”) respectively. While it’d be an exhaustive waste to go through every villain and who voiced them, probably the first and best known are Queen Beryl (Eartha Kitt) and the greater scope villain she serves, Great Goddess Metalia (Mike Patton[6]).

    Assembling the Team: Production, Casting, and Hijinks on the Set

    The production of the Sailor Moon dub is just as interesting as its casting choices, beginning in late 1992 to early 1993 just as the first season was wrapping up its run in Japan. Haim Saban, already famous for localizing Toei’s Super Sentai as the Bio Force franchise, unexpectedly received high-quality videotapes of the show through his contacts in the company; clearly, they were wanting to see if he had an interest in dubbing it. As it so happened, Saban had an interest in doing another anime dub, having done Samurai Pizza Cats just a year or so before. He decided to go the near-opposite route with this dub, though: whereas SPC was a farcical gag dub with quite a number of changes to the source material, this dub would be more serious and as faithful to the original scripts as possible. The only things being changed would be the names (albeit ones that would try and remain in touch with the originals) and a few cultural translations where applicable. As an effect, this would mean that in the United States, Sailor Moon would have to be aimed at an older, high school aged audience rather than the pre-teen shojo demographic of Japan—not the least of which because of its strong LGBT+ themes.

    With his creative vision already set, Saban first contacted Toei to negotiate the licensing, then Jim Henson and the rest of the higher-ups at Disney in order to pitch his idea. Jim, who had already had some experience with female-targeted properties such as Benny Bunny and My Little Pony, was onboard with Saban’s pitch and gave his seal of approval as soon as he saw the footage already sent in from Tokyo. The themes of friendship and love triumphing over evil, as well as Usagi’s generally pacifist nature, appealed greatly to Henson, and while he didn’t exactly get on board with how much violent action there was[7], when it was pointed out that Usagi only resorted to violence as a last resort, Jim relented on the condition that any instances of blood and gore be downplayed or censored, something that was easily accomplished by changing the colors of said blood to make it appear utterly alien when it came to the monsters, or turning bright red battle cuts black to make them look more like dirt.

    With the rather mild censorship concerns taken care of for the moment, Haim inquired about possibly getting into contact with Naoko Takeuchi, Sailor Moon’s creator. In his strive to be as authentic as possible, Saban believed he needed, no, must have the creator on board for final approval of all scripts. Certainly a tall order, but not impossible. Said Takeuchi in a later retrospective interview: “I’ve always loved Disney. All mangaka do, to some extent, I think, and even in Japan, the phenomenon of Totoro in America was felt strongly. So you can imagine that I was rather excited when I got a call from a representative asking if I’d like to take part in Disney’s dub of Sailor Moon. They reassured me that my vision would be intact as much as possible, so of course I said yes.” From there, Saban and Takeuchi would correspond by fax, and their cowriting collaborations proved to be quite fruitful—it was Takeuchi who not only approved of the name changes where appropriate (she suggested that Anzabu-Juuban be localized into “Starshine Heights”, for instance) and suggested that Mamoru/Darien be aged back down into a 17-year-old high schooler in acknowledgment of the rather wide age gap between himself and Usagi/Serena in the Japanese original. In regards to the show’s music, Saban would turn to his usual Bio Force collaborator Ron Wasserman to give the soundtrack his usual hard rock edge, and he would provide music for the show’s first three or four seasons before stepping down in 1996 due to exhaustion[8].

    Getting back into the topic of casting for a brief moment, I won’t bore you with the excessive details of how the primary voice actors came to be associated with the show. Jodi Benson, Thuy Trang, and Tisha Campbell were all associated with Disney in one form or another, Paige O’Hara had read about the audition in the New York Times[9], and Cheryl Chase had decided to try her luck with Disney after losing out on the part of Angelica Pickles in Rugrats. The oddest, and most intriguing of the casting choices by far, however, happened because of what some would call serendipity but which the anime fandom calls “the universe’s ironic sense of humor”. The band Ween had recently been signed to Hyperion Music[10] by the time the Sailor Moon dub began production in 1992-1993, and it seemed word had started to spread around, as it often does. Mickey Melchiondo, aka Dean Ween, recalls: “It was about after we, y’know, me and Aaron [Freeman, aka Gene Ween], had gotten signed to Hyperion ‘cause we had opened for They Might Be Giants one time, and we’d heard Jimmy Henson was really into the kinda shit we were doing. So we’re on the premises smoking some weed and trying not to get caught, and I end up seeing this flyer or hearing about this thing they’re doing, can’t remember. So I ask Aaron if he wants to go audition for this cartoon or whatever just for a laugh. We decided to head there, and when we step through that door, I hear Aaron whispering to me, ‘Dude, do you see that chick over there?’ I ask him what chick, and he kinda points [Melchiondo demonstrates what can only be described as a “pothead point”] to this really pretty redhead [Jodi Benson]. And I’m like ‘Oh fuck, she’s smiling at us, oh fuck, we’re gonna get caught and they’re gonna arrest us’. So I’m trying to keep calm and not freak the fuck out, and I see this really serious old guy who I later learn was Haim Saban, and he asks, ‘Are you reading?’

    I nod, and he hands me a script with the names Darien Charles and Tuxedo Mask. I read a bit of it, and I think he’s a big jock kind of asshole, like I was back in school. So I’m reading the script going back and forth with Jodi, and then we come to the scene between Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon. So I think to myself, ‘Fuck it’, and I kind of do this kind of Zorro voice. Something like, [in a thick Hispanic accent] ‘I am your knight, my lady, you may call me...TUXEDO MASK!’ [normal voice] Some shit like that. So I’m done with my audition, and I see Aaron reading next. He’s doing this really nerdy character [Umino Gurio, or “Melvin Grier”] with Jodi and another woman [Joan Cusack, who would go on to voice Naru Osaka or “Molly Baker”], and he’s doing this kind of Jerry Lewis voice, ‘cause Aaron’s Jewish himself so it’s kind of playful self-deprecation. We get outta there, kinda laughing and blowing the whole thing off; and we’re thinking that’s the end of it. But then a couple days later, we get a phone call and it’s Haim Saban saying we got a callback. And then we get a couple more, and that’s how we got involved with Sailor Moon.”

    In regards to the voices of Luna and Artemis, the casting call was looking for a “Julie Andrews type” for the former; this made sense seeing as Luna was meant to be an old, wise mentor sort. Andrews herself around this time had been considering doing something in television due to Our Sons becoming a small-screen success in 1991. “I had thought about doing a sitcom for ABC[11], since I had never really done anything outside of musicals whether it was on stage or screen. But as you know, in Hollywood, a company’s reputation makes all the difference. The sitcom had barely lasted two months before being bent over and fucked hard so to speak, which soured me on the whole thing, not to mention the nasty attitude of Michael Eisner, the little arsehole[12]. Disney had decided to honor me with a Legend award for all I contributed to them. I guess you could rightly say it was mutually beneficial.” When Dame Andrews inquired about any television opportunities, specifically something “different”, CCO Jim Henson sheepishly responded, “Well, we have a voice we need for a new project.” After some further prodding from Andrews, Jim could only say, “A-an anime cat that sounds like you.” Andrews herself says she promptly laughed uproariously for several minutes before inquiring about where the auditions were taking place.

    “I walked into that audition room,” Andrews recalls fondly, “and almost immediately Haim was practically begging me to take the part, no audition needed. But I was wanting to earn the role as Luna. So like all of the auditionees I had to do a scene with Jodi Benson. She was crying by the end of it and I received a standing ovation from all present.” As for the voice of Artemis, this was one of the few times where Dame Andrews used her reputation for her benefit; but as she says, it wasn’t like she wanted to. “I tried, I honestly tried to find chemistry with the Artemis auditionees yet nothing was working. If you asked Saban, he’d tell you that none of them had talent, weren’t even trying. Ask me, however, and I’ll tell you the truth: they were trying too hard. With a reputation such as mine, you’d think I was stubborn, intimidating and hard to please. I’m no Katharine Hepburn, believe me. If you want to work with me, you must understand this: I’m actually a rather fun, silly lady, which is why I asked if they could get Dick van Dyke to audition for Artemis.”

    Van Dyke, who last collaborated with Andrews in a 1974 TV special, practically “jumped and hollered for joy” to work with his Mary Poppins costar once again. To contrast the stuffiness and dry snark of Julie Andrews’ Luna, the famed comedian decided to give Artemis an almost Garfield-like level of apathy, though he balked at the suggestion that he imitate Lorenzo Music. Instead, Van Dyke decided to give Artemis a “chill Beat poet groove” which most agree fits the character even if it comes across as silly in hindsight.

    And finally, rounding out the major casting was Eartha Kitt as Queen Beryl. At the time, by her own admission she “wasn’t doing much” outside of small projects, and that to her this was “just another job”. It may have been just another job to her, but her tenure as Beryl would solidify the name Eartha Kitt in the minds of ‘90s kids and begin a fruitful period with Disney throughout the decade that climaxed in 1997’s Kindred Spirits. Backing Beryl, of course, were the Four Heavenly Kings (or the “Cardinal Guardians” in the dub): Jadeite (Christopher Daniel Barnes), Nephrite (Harry Anderson), Kunzite (Jason Marsden), and Zoisite (Rob Paulsen).

    With such a motley crew of talent, it’s actually surprising to find out that what eventually became The Rainbow Bridge Company[13] didn’t immediately find success. “The budget was, at least initially, fairly mid-sized starting out.” Jodi Benson wrote in the 2012 American edition of Codename: Sailor Moon, Naoko Takeuchi’s franchise retrospective for which the dub cast contributed insights on not only their characters and various episodes but the dubbing process as well. “None of us knew how big this would be, much less if it got off the ground. So the crew decided to set up shop in a studio that could fit about 5-10 people at once on the Disney-MGM Studios property. Most of us were LA-based so we had to fly to Florida to make things easier.” The cast, depending on who was needed and for what scenes, would go in and record their lines. As there wasn’t much space in the budget for lines to be recorded individually, the dialogue was recorded all together, adding a naturalistic sense to it and contributing to the intimate group dynamic that slowly formed.

    Nonetheless, despite these initial struggles, the cast quickly developed a reputation as, to quote Cheryl Chase, “the Muppets on speedball”. As documented in behind the scenes footage recorded by Thuy Trang on a Super 8 camera, the Company’s attitude was freewheeling, carnivalesque, and absolutely anarchic. The cast would regularly pull pranks on each other ranging from standard fare (whoopee cushions) to making rubber props filled with stage blood, chewed-up gummy candies, and making fake organs explode via squibs. “We called it a ‘Wes Craven mod’ to ‘Don’s Alarm Clock,’” said Freeman. Other antics included repeated showings of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on a film projector bought for cheap by Melchiondo and Freeman, subjecting Julie Andrews (with her permission) to Pink Flamingos and observing her reactions (she shrieked uproariously at it all), or extremely violent and risqué Punch and Judy shows helmed by Andrews and Van Dyke.

    For Jodi Benson, the whole situation was, in her words, “bizarre at first”. “The irony is that Julie Andrews has this squeaky-clean image,” said Benson, “but I ended up being the uptight prude of the group, the good little church girl while Julie was telling dirty jokes or the Ween Brothers were trying to shock us with Ralph Bakshi or John Waters movies. Well, the Lord does test us, so I took it all in stride. They respected my faith and beliefs, I respected theirs. Being a person of faith in the entertainment industry means learning to embrace Jesus’s lessons of love and forgiveness even if the lives and behaviors of others at first shock you[14]. Thankfully, our [Congregational] church has been very accepting of everyone, and the community helped Ray and I come to understand God’s greater, universal love for all people.

    “In the end, those of us at Rainbow Bridge all grew to love one another and remain friends to this day.”

    This footage would eventually start circulating on bootlegs passed around at anime conventions and officially released as a special feature in the 2004 VCD boxset Sailor Moon: The Complete Series. When not working or pulling pranks, however, the group would regularly get together in sets and go to the parks, or do other things to occupy time (Ween’s seminal 1994 release Chocolate and Cheese would be recorded in the duo’s off-time at the studio[15], for instance) or the cast would read out Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. In any case, the Rainbow Bridge Company formed a close familial bond between all of its core members that continues to this day, and their hard work paid off when Sailor Moon’s first 46-episode season premiered on Disney Channel on August 28, 1994[16].

    While not an immediate success, nor as big a success as My Neighbor Totoro or the later CapsuMon, Sailor Moon quickly found its audience. The primary audience of girls enjoyed the bright pastel colors and cute art style, boys enjoyed the action-packed fight scenes (and cute girls/boys), and most surprisingly, adults enjoyed the unexpectedly dark conflict beneath the surface and positive LGBT+ representation. It was these adults as well as teenagers who would become the show’s fandom and most enduring part of its’ legacy: the Moonatics[17], appropriated from Morton Downey Jr.’s infamous rant condemning the show for “daring” to (not-so-subtly) imply non-heteronormative relationships in a positive light. Jodi Benson and Mickey Melchiondo would come onto his show the very next week dressed as their characters and relentlessly put him on a pillory.

    The burgeoning fandom, like their predecessors the Trekkies, took the intended insult as a badge of honor, and through the nascent mediums of internet forums and e-mailing lists, the Moonatics slowly grew. Zines were not only being traded, whether it be through physical or digital means, but entire sites dedicated to fanfiction, fandom news and music emerged as well, the latter of which took inspiration from not only Ron Wasserman (and later Melchiondo)’s hard rock leanings, but the heavier sides of progressive and psychedelic rock. This all culminated in the first-ever MoonCon, held to commemorate the show’s then-upcoming third season in 1996. The primary fan convention would continue to be annually held for 14 more years, with the last being in 2010. The cast themselves embraced the Moonatics wholeheartedly, and this attitude soon extended to the production crew, and eventually Toei. For the executives at Disney, Haim Saban’s gamble had paid off excellently, even if not in the most expected way, and they sought to cash in. Soon enough, merch was being sold at Disneyland and WDW, with a stage show at both Tomorrowlands (itself a translated adaptation of the first Sailor Moon musical from Japan[18]) and a specially commissioned short film from Toei to be played at EPCOT’s Japan Pavilion, wherein Sailor Moon and Luna discuss some of the quirkier aspects of Japanese culture and compare and contrast them with some of the USA’s more unusual cultural differences.

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    The Rainbow Bridge Company had, by this point, grown and fluctuated to about 20-some odd members, necessitating the commissioning and building of a new studio. Reflecting the name of the group and its self-comparisons to a Tudor-era theater troupe, the studio building was modeled after Shakespeare’s Globe and appropriately enough opened with a performance of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead by Sailor Moon’s cast, a callback to one of their downtime activities when they were just starting out, then a tour of the complex personally given by Julie Andrews. The first new projects for the studio would be dubs of Osamu Tezuka’s early 1970s anime Marvelous Melmo and a new property for which Columbia had recently gotten the anime rights: CapsuMon, which would not only grow into a cash cow beyond anyone’s expectations but solidify the Rainbow Bridge Company as not only Disney’s premier anime dubber but as the king of anime dubbing in general.

    Sailor Moon in Execution: Synopsis, Decisions, and Differences to the Manga

    Now, before we wrap this up, we should get into the nitty-gritty about the differences between the anime and manga itself. It is no secret that the Sailor Moon manga was intended to run near-concurrently with the anime, and thusly the latter only had the barest of materials to work with, such as basic character synopses or Naoko Takeuchi’s initial sketches. This resulted in things such as Makoto being the leader of a bosozoku gang and Usagi having pink hair as opposed to blonde, at least when transformed[19]. Other differences amounted to simple creative thinking on the part of Iriya Azuma, who produced the majority of the series up through the SuperS season. To avoid the “Clark Kent question” that was so prevalent in the manga (“How does no one recognize these girls when they’re barely disguised?”), each of the Senshi were given unique color-coded outfits that were somewhere between traditional sailor fuku and more explicitly Super Sentai-inspired uniforms: pink for Usagi, blue for Ami, red for Rei, green for Makoto, and orange for Minako. To accentuate the Sentai look, each of the girls were given sunglasses-like visors to further obscure their identities, which were inspired by Minako’s “Sailor V” design, elements of which were carried over to Usagi in the initial sketches but later dropped.

    Another example of Azuma’s creative thinking gave rise (if indirectly) to the somewhat different, darker tone of the anime: the obvious “celebrity paradox” of Sailor V existing as a sort of “corporate superhero” alongside Moon (and the others) even before her proper introduction as Minako/Sailor Venus, not to mention her almost identical resemblance to Usagi. Both were respectively solved via making “Sailor V” an idol singer and superhero[20], and the latter into a rather big plot twist that we’ll discuss in a bit. Moving onward, the characterizations for the main five stayed relatively the same jumping from manga to anime (if only as a baseline for further development), with the exceptions of Rei and Minako. Whereas the former was a serious and distant shrine maiden and the latter a quirky goofball, here it’s almost like they were switched for the anime: Rei was now a boy-crazy, temperamental hothead and Minako was now the aloof, serious one. Not to mention that, in the manga, the Senshi were each introduced sequentially, leaving very little breathing room. As such, Azuma decided it was best to (slightly) slow down the introductions, first focusing on Sailor Moon as a solo hero for the first 7 episodes before introducing Mercury and Mars over the course of episodes 8-10, followed by Jupiter in episode 14, and finally Venus in episode 20[21]. Similarly, the Shinnetou were not introduced sequentially, unlike in the manga, which introduced each one after the previous died. Here the anime introduces them all at once in the first episode in order to better play off each other and Queen Beryl.

    But enough about the characters, where do the anime and manga differ in terms of story? Well, not much is different, at least not initially. 14-year-old second-year middle school student (high school freshman in the dub) Usagi Tsukino/Serena Taylor is approached by the talking cat Luna, who informs her of a great evil known as the Dark Kingdom, led by the evil Queen Beryl. Usagi is then granted the power to transform into the warrior Sailor Moon, and is tasked with defeating Beryl’s energy-gathering monsters and locating her fellow Guardians. Over the course of the first 19 episodes, the following formula is established: Usagi (and soon enough Ami, Rei, and Makoto) encounter some sort of unusual occurrence that usually relates to their daily lives in some way. They soon discover it’s a plot by the Dark Kingdom to further their goals, and battling ensues, all the while hints are dropped along the way that things are far more than they seem. Even as more characters are introduced and the villains change, about 70% of the episodes follow this pattern...and yet it never gets boring. Episode 20, however, drops several bombs: namely in regards to what we, the viewers, have been told about the ongoing conflict thus far. Up until now, the biggest shakeup to the status quo was Jadeite dying by his own hand in episode 13 due to a lack of foresight in executing (dark pun intended) his evil plan-of-the-week.

    Here though the show’s own premise has been flipped onto its head. As we find out, who the Guardians initially believe is the Moon Princess turns out to be Sailor V pretending to be such, who explains that this was for a very good reason: the Moon Princess, not Queen Beryl, was the one who destroyed the ancient Silver Imperium[22] and all life on Earth (!!!) 6000 years previously. In flashback, V explains that 6000 years ago, the Silver Imperium was ruled over by the gods and titans of Greek mythology[23], with most of the planets ruled by the Olympians (Hermes for Mercury, Ares for Mars, Zeus for Jupiter, Aphrodite for Venus, Poseidon for Neptune and Hades for Pluto), the exceptions being Saturn (ruled by the titan Chronos), Uranus (ruled by the titan Ouranos[24]), and the focus for this tragedy of romance, the planet Earth and the Moon. The Moon, one of several seats of power for the Silver Imperium, was ruled by the titans Hyperion and Theia, who had three children: the eldest son Helios, the middle daughter Eos, and youngest daughter Selene. The young princess fell in love with an astronomer and prince named Endymion. While he admitted that he enjoyed spending time with her and may have even felt something for Selene, he was betrothed to another: the Hekatian priestess Beryl. Incensed that Endymion would dare “reject” her, Selene prayed to Zeus a request to break up Endymion and Beryl’s engagement so she could be with the prince. Zeus granted her wish, but this would have dire consequences for everyone involved.

    Beryl, hurt and betrayed by the man she thought she loved, sought a way to get Endymion back. Out of desperation, she was tempted into serving the primordial being Metalia and granted powers that would slowly corrupt her very being. The prince’s royal generals Jadeite, Nephrite, Zoisite, and Kunzite - likewise wanted their liege back, and as a result allied themselves with Beryl. Four of the Silver Imperium’s other princesses, daughters of Zeus, Ares, Aphrodite and Hermes, declared the former Shinnetou traitors and urged their divine parents to declare war on Earth. Beryl and the Shinnetou in turn declared war on the gods, and things were about to get a whole lot worse when Selene was informed by her father of the oncoming conflict. The war and its targeted objective of destroying Earth was seen by the princess of the Moon as interfering with her idyllic existence with Endymion, so on the questionable advice of her royal attendant Luna, Selene stole the ancient Silver Crystal from the royal chambers, and promptly used it to not only attempt to kill Beryl and Metalia but her fellow princesses and the gods as well. She not only terrifyingly succeeded in the latter two (and killed all life on Earth in the process to seal the deal), but not the former. Instead of killing Beryl and her forces, Selene had only managed to seal them within the North Pole. With her last breaths of life, Theia declared that history shall not repeat itself and had Cronus reincarnate the five princesses as ordinary schoolgirls...that was, until Luna and Artemis (reincarnated as cats as punishment for their hubris) found them.

    Horrified and heartbroken as all their past life memories come flooding back (Usagi especially), all of the Guardians confront Luna, asking not only why she hadn’t told them any of this but why she encouraged Usagi’s past incarnation to go to such extremes. Luna simply replies that not only did they not think to ask her, but she only cares about two things: the mission to destroy Queen Beryl and the Moon Princess’ happiness, and if that means history repeats itself, then who cares about humanity? This time Artemis angrily confronts Luna, informing her that not only was her coddling attitude towards Selene the reason for this whole mess in the first place, but that if history does repeat itself, then no one will win in the end. Since as far as they’re aware the gods are all dead, then there’d be no point since they can’t reincarnate. As Luna is utterly stunned into silence, each of the Guardians begin to take their leave, absolutely disillusioned with all they’ve been through, and eventually Artemis leaves with Minako, meaning that Luna is not only alone but sent into emotional catatonia by everyone’s statements. As she’s walking home with Minako, Usagi notes that it must’ve been extremely easy for the latter to impersonate a person she wasn’t even reincarnated as since Minako looks so much like her. Minako laughs and casually drops an interesting tidbit: she’s Usagi’s fraternal twin sister.

    From there, the next four episodes deal with the immediate aftermath of episode 20: Usagi deals with the revelations of both her past life’s selfishness (and giving both a very accurate portrayal of PTSD and auditory/visual hallucinations that’s still highly praised to this day, with the onset of Selene herself constantly berating Usagi and trying to goad her more and more into awakening her full power) and of Minako actually being her sister. Minako informs Usagi that she abandoned her adoptive parents in England when she fully embraced the identity of Sailor V, but it wasn’t like she had a choice. Usagi asks if she’d like to move in with her, though Minako isn’t so certain—she isn’t sure how Usagi’s parents, her mother specifically, will react to seeing a daughter they willingly gave up for adoption after 14 years. Minako’s fears are unfounded, however, when Usagi’s parents embrace her in a tearful reunion. All isn’t peaceful, however, since Queen Beryl is still very much active, and soon the Guardians are back in action. Complicating matters further is Naru being in a relationship with Nephrite – a character arc that had been going on since episode 13 and caused him to undergo major character development – which would end up in tragedy when Zoisite kills him in episode 24. This was done under the logic that “you are betraying the mission to protect Endymion”, though in truth, he’s seeking to become the sole “protector” of Endymion, with plans to eliminate his own lover Kunzite.

    And what of Luna, one might ask? Well, throughout the loose four-episode arc, she reflects on what Artemis has told her, and the realization that he’s absolutely right: that history will repeat itself if she herself doesn’t change. So she decides that to do what would make Usagi the most happy, she’ll train the reincarnated Moon Princess to control her full power and how to stave off Selene’s “offers”, thus reasserting the “mentor mascot” archetype that she presented herself as at the start.

    And now we get into the anime-only[25] Rainbow Crystals arc, spanning episodes 25-32: Beryl, on the orders of the now partially-reawakened Metalia, orders Zoisite and Kunzite to locate the seven Rainbow Crystals, which Theia herself created via splitting the Silver Crystal and scattering them across the globe. Zoisite and Kunzite respectively plan to try and kill the other once the Silver Crystal is made whole again. So, naturally this means that the Sailor Guardians and Tuxedo Mask must go on a globe-spanning adventure across all seven continents to retrieve all seven Rainbow Crystals before the remaining Shinnetou do. This culminates in a final confrontation between the now six-person team and the last two of Beryl’s generals. After a long and brutal fight, Zoisite ends up killing Mamoru and ends up triggering Selene awakening. She promptly (and as brutally as the censors will allow, anyway) kills him before Usagi literally physically expels Selene from her body. The two of them duke it out, with Usagi pleading for Selene to see reason. Selene retorts that nothing matters to her except Endymion, and that she will gladly kill Usagi and the others if it means having Endymion all for herself. A now-thoroughly pissed Usagi absolutely destroys Selene’s logic and says, in no uncertain terms, that she doesn’t love “Endymion” at all, but the idea of “Endymion”. And, if Selene actually cared, she would have been satisfied with just being friends and not feeling as though she were entitled to him. Unlike Artemis’ similar speech to Luna, this doesn’t make Selene realize she’s in the wrong; in fact it only makes her angrier.

    Just as she’s about to strike, however, Usagi absorbs Selene’s essence back into her own body, dissolving Selene into nothing. Now able to use her full power with no adverse effects, Usagi merges all seven Rainbow Crystals into the single Silver Crystal and revives Mamoru. All six decide to finish the business with Kunzite, only to find out that he has long since fled. And as we find out in the next scene, he has abandoned his plan to stop history from repeating at all costs by killing everyone, figuring that since Selene is now effectively dead permanently and thus ensuring history cannot repeat, it’s best to just lay low.

    The following seven episodes are a return to form: good ol’ fashioned monster-of-the-week battles, though once Kunzite bites it in episode 40, the final story arc spanning the last six episodes of the first season begins. Beryl kidnaps Mamoru and forcibly brainwashes him into serving her, thus necessitating that the Guardians venture to the North Pole to rescue him and stop Beryl once and for all. This is easier said than done, however, as Beryl has one last trick up her sleeve: five of her most powerful monsters, known as the DD Girls, who prove to be able to kill all except Usagi. She, in turn, is pushed to her absolute emotional limits watching her friends die right before her eyes. Nonetheless, Usagi pushes onward, encouraged by the spirits of the other Guardians. As she draws nearer to Beryl’s lair, Usagi is confronted by a brainwashed Mamoru, now calling himself by his past incarnation Endymion, and declaring his love for Beryl. As she dodges his attacks, Usagi attempts to appeal to Mamoru, tearfully telling him that it doesn’t matter what happened in their past lives or if they’re destined to be together or not, what matters in the end is that, in the here and now, they’re not Selene and Endymion: they’re Usagi Tsukino and Mamoru Chiba, and that they love each other.

    This miraculously manages to get through the brainwashing and Mamoru snaps out of it, and after sharing a brief yet passionate kiss, the couple waste no time getting to Beryl’s lair. But it seems they’re already too late: Metalia has not only already fully awakened, but Beryl has merged with the entity, fully intent on ending the world if she cannot have “Endymion” by her side, ironically just as Selene did all those millennia ago. Despairing, Usagi looks like she’s just about to give up until not only Mamoru but also the spirits of the fallen Guardians give words of encouragement, much to the bewilderment of Beryl. Usagi then proceeds to tear Beryl a new one, informing the Queen that she isn’t that different from Selene in how neither really loved Endymion, though while Beryl had every right to be angry that gave her no right to end up becoming what she hated most. As Beryl goes into a rant declaring that she is the true deserved ruler of Earth and the galaxy, Usagi merely smirks and responds with three words: “Moon Crystal Destruction”, and promptly launches a final attack on Beryl, powered by the Silver Crystal and aided by Tuxedo Mask as well as the fallen Guardians. The resulting magical explosion engulfs the entire North Pole, not only destroying Beryl and Metalia for good, but also seemingly sacrificing Usagi and Mamoru in the process.

    That is, until the scene fades back in on a shot of Usagi’s house, where we see her, very much alive, along with her twin sister Minako, waking up late for school. As the two rush out of the house they come across Ami, Rei, and Makoto, and, from afar, we can see Luna and Artemis (now in human form, which they will stay in from here on out) observing them. Via their banter, it’s revealed that, as she unleashed her full power on Beryl, Usagi wished to have a normal life once again, and thus the first season ends on a very well-earned happy ending for everyone.

    Of course, the story doesn’t end there. Sailor Moon would go on to go on for several more seasons and adapt the manga’s next four arcs in a similar fashion to the first season, introducing characters like Chibausa (“Menai” in the dub, voiced by Tara Freeman[26]), the lesbian couple[27] of Sailors Uranus (Haruka Tenou; “Amara Tenoh” in the dub and voiced by Jennifer Hale) and Neptune (Michiru Kaioh, “Michelle Kyle” in the dub and voiced by Wendee Lee), as well as Sailors Pluto (Setsuna Meiou, “Trista Mortensen” in the dub and voiced by Veronica Taylor, who would go on to voice Satoshi “Red” Katchum[28] in the first season of CapsuMon) and Saturn (Hotaru Tomoe, voiced by Candi Milo). Even more unique than its explorative, character and story-driven approach to the source material is the fact that, unlike the manga, the anime progresses in real time. Whereas Usagi begins as a 14-year-old and ends as a 16-year-old in the manga, in the show she and the others age as it goes on. Thus she ends the series as a 19-year-old (or 20, going by the dub) college student working towards a career as a mangaka, much like Takeuchi herself.

    And on the topic of the final season, eventually goes to a sort of metafictional direction: the reason almost all the villain groups follow similar character templates (a usually cosmic bigger bad, an ostensible main villain who's heading the organization, five generals, and a boatload of monsters-of-the-week as well as smaller foot soldiers) is that Chaos, the final villain of the series and the source of all the previous villains, is but one of the four Archetypes of the universe. The others areg Shadow (the Archetype of all big bads and the force that corrupts Sailor Galaxia), Legion (the collective Archetype of the generals), and the Hordes (the Archetype of monsters and minions). In the final battle, Chaos taunts Usagi, all 24 assembled Guardians, the Inner & Outer Senshi, ChibiUsa & Chibi-Chibi, the now-purified Galaxia, the Sailor Starlights & Animates, and Sailors Phi, Chi, Mnemosyne and Leithe, as well as Artemis, Luna and Diana, that they're all but “mere” characters, and that there's no way to permanently kill him. Usagi responds that while that it's true and that there's no real such thing as a permanent “happy” ending, there's always going to be hope and a purpose for everyone no matter who they are. But in the end it's up to them to embrace that hope and make sure that they leave the world a better place than when they found it. Cue Chaos being destroyed (for now) by EVERYONE unleashing their final attacks all at once.

    This cosmic, meta-as-hell finale would end up sparking all sorts of debate in the Moonatic fandom when the episode aired stateside[29], but while this wrapped up the saga of Sailor Moon as a story with a start, middle, and end, the series itself was not over.

    Premiering on September 13, 1999[30] in the US, the hour-long epilogue episode took place 6,000 years after Chaos' defeat, where a reincarnated Usagi rules the galaxy-encompassing Neo-Silver Imperium as the benevolent Empress Cosmos. Said epilogue episode was inspired by (and compared in the West to) Star Trek: The Next Generation, where a now-adult Chibiusa leads a new team of Guardians on a spacefaring mission to investigate possible rumors that a new incarnation of Chaos has arisen.

    Suffice to say, this episode left a satisfying, if ultimately open, aftertaste in viewers’ mouths.

    What’s Next?

    So now, 15 years after Sailor Moon’s dub ended and a new series to premiere this year, what’s next for the fandom? Well, a revival of MoonCon is in the making and the original cast is overall enthusiastic about the new show. There are rumors that Jodi Benson and Mickey Melchiondo will voice Usagi’s parents in this new take on Sailor Moon.

    Disney, of course, is now releasing the series on Direct-View platforms, and reruns are alive and well on the Disney Toon Town Channel. The Moonatic fandom is far from dead, it seems, and probably will continue to be so for generations.



    [1] Real guy, real site, false article.

    [2] Or “Capsule Monsters”. Morrison Entertainment Group attempted to sue Nintendo in 2000 over alleged similarities between the names “Pocket Monsters” and their Monster in My Pocket franchise, which they lost; in this timeline not only does MEG sue much earlier (around 1995, when Pokémon is still in development) but they also win, necessitating Nintendo to change the name to an earlier title.

    [3] Toonami is Nickelodeon’s anime block for the Neptune Channel in this timeline.

    [4] The dub splits Sailor Moon R into 2 seasons: the second season consists of the 12-episode “Makai Tree” arc, and the third consists of the 29-episode “Black Moon Clan” arc.

    [5] This was her name in our timeline’s original dub from DiC Entertainment as well.

    [6] Yes, that Mike Patton. Enjoy your nightmare fuel, this timeline’s ‘90s kids!

    [7] The action of this timeline’s Sailor Moon is comparable to Pretty Cure in our timeline: definitely physical and violent, but not overtly. Compare to the other pitch Haim Saban gives Jim Henson ITTL alongside Sailor Moon: a “spiritual successor” to Bio-Force using footage from Kamen Rider Black, which is extremely violent and dark. Jim immediately rejects said pitch, and Haim Saban pitches it to Michael Eisner, who sees big money in a tokusatsu aimed at older audiences; thus this timeline’s Masked Rider airs in 1995 under Hollywood Pictures’ production banner.

    [8] Mickey Melchiondo will take over composing duties for the dub’s last two seasons in addition to voicing Tuxedo Mask. Julie Andrews helps nurture and hone his composing talents before recommending that he study under Danny Elfman's wing.

    [9] As Beauty and the Beast as we know it has been butterflied away, Sailor Mercury will be Paige O’Hara’s most defining role so far in this timeline; as such, she ends up reading about the role the same way she did for Belle in our timeline.

    [10] As opposed to Elektra Records like in our timeline; Hyperion will treat Ween far better and they’ll become known for more than just “Push Th’ Little Daisies” or “Ocean Man” in the public consciousness.

    [11] Yes, this actually existed, and exactly as it did in our timeline; it only ran for two months before getting canned.

    [12] Yes, Julie Andrews really is a potty-mouth. She even shocked Walt!

    [13] Tip of the hat to @Denliner for this idea; in this timeline the name is a triple-reference to “Rainbow Connection”, the group’s staunch support for LGBT+ rights and representation, and how ethnically diverse the group is.

    [14] Jodi Benson, though a cultural icon in LGBTQ+ circles, is an open Evangelical Christian. In our timeline she is a Southern Baptist (if I recall) after growing up Catholic, which her husband Ray (married 1984) introduced her to after she experienced a major mental health breakdown in the late 1980s following her sudden fame. This helped save her marriage and her mental state and is thus a positive in my mind and I’m happy for her and her family. While the denomination that she belongs to has a very, let’s say “conflicted” relationship with LGBTQ+ people, and there have been some random accusations against her as homophobic on the internet, I can find no evidence whatsoever whether she supports or opposes LGBTQ+ rights or communities. In this timeline, where The Little Mermaid didn’t appear until 1993, she remained in New York as an “up and coming” Broadway star rather than move to LA and thus never got subjected to the stresses of sudden fame. In this environment, she and her husband, trying to find a bridge between his evangelical faith and her career and professional relationships, are invited by a friend to the Broadway United Church of Christ, a Congregational Church in NYC, which is an Evangelical Protestant denomination that has made racial and LGBTQ+ acceptance and inclusivity a core Christian value. In this way she and her family don’t need to be forced to “choose” between God and acceptance, as often happens in today’s world.

    [15] Chocolate and Cheese has a slightly altered track list in this timeline, with "The HIV Song" and "Candi" being replaced by "Gabrielle" and "The Stallion Pt. 4" respectively. The former replacing "The HIV Song" on the track list arises directly due to Freeman and Melchiondo recording the album in the same studio used to dub Sailor Moon. Said song strikes a very personal nerve amongst the crew, especially Jodi Benson, Julie Andrews and Paige O'Hara; as not only are they all Broadway veterans well aware of how stigmatized homosexuality still is, but also due to Howard Ashman's death from AIDS. After a (widely bootlegged) argument between the five of them in which Freeman and Melchiondo try to defend the song on the grounds that it is from a genuine fear of AIDS and sympathy for the gay community, the two relent and rework their Thin Lizzy pastiche "Gabrielle" to take the song's place. As a further butterfly, "Mr. Richard Smoker", itself interpreted as homophobic, is erased from the 12 Golden Country Greats album, replaced by "Sweet Texas Fire".

    [16] When DiC’s dub premiered (albeit in Canada and in 1995) in our timeline.

    [17] Roughly analogous to the Brony fandom in our timeline but appearing about 16 years earlier. Jokes about the Unification Church (aka “Moonies”) have long since become a “dead horse” in fandom circles in this timeline, to the point where they’re met with reactions of “Really? That’s an old one” at best, and utter scorn at worst.

    [18] Yes, these too exist. Disney will continue to adapt each musical for the Tomorrowland stage up until 2017.

    [19] Both of these ideas taken from Naoko Takeuchi’s original plans.

    [20] Taken from Toei’s 2003 tokusatsu adaptation Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon from our timeline; in fact, quite a few ideas for this timeline’s anime are taken from PGSM, namely Usagi’s past life being the true villain of the Dark Kingdom arc, Beryl and the Shinnetou being more sympathetic villains, and Minako being more aloof.

    [21] Something similar, but not quite, happened in our timeline, except the Senshi were introduced at an almost snail-like pace. Out of the first season’s 46 episodes, it takes 34 episodes for them to all be introduced. With this timeline’s anime having a bigger focus on story, however, all the main five girls are introduced just a bit before the halfway point.

    [22] As opposed to the “Silver Millennium” of our timeline.

    [23] This timeline’s manga and anime has a more explicit connection to Greek mythology, thus butterflying away Queen Serenity.

    [24] It’s pronounced “Oor-RAH-nos”, not “Yer-Anus” or “Urine-us”; both the Japanese original and dub in this timeline make this clear by using the former pronunciation.

    [25] Relatively the same arc as in both timeline’s anime.

    [26] You may know her better IOTL as Tara Strong. In this timeline, she marries Aaron Freeman in 1997, and the two of them become a power couple in voice acting. She and Aaron also form a power-pop side project: The Freemans. She also joins Ween around the Mollusk/White Pepper era to keep her husband on the straight and sober path (as Aaron didn’t become fully sober until 2012 in our timeline; here, thanks to the earlier intervention of his Sailor Moon costars, with Jodi Benson playing a critical part, he manages to quit hard drugs far, far sooner), acting as keyboardist under the stage name “Bean Ween”.

    [27] The infamous “cousins” thing is butterflied away since Disney’s (and the Rainbow Bridge Company’s) already tacit support for the LGBT+ community means that they don’t try to “hide” such a positive example of a sapphic relationship, much less do so in such an idiotic fashion. Note that while they didn’t officially “say” that the two were lovers in the 1990s, they didn’t try to deny it either.

    [28] “Ash Ketchum” doesn’t exist in this timeline; rather, the first protagonist of the CapsuMon anime is more directly based on Red from the games (down to having a Charmander as his starter), and as already hinted he’s just the first of many. This timeline’s version has a sort of “anthology season” feel to it, being generally self-contained stories that follow a new protagonist per new region.

    [29] The trope for confusing, mindscrewy endings is thus named “Toei Ending” in this timeline, rather than “Gainax Ending.”

    [30] The same day (but not year; that would be 2003) Toonami aired the final episode of DiC’s Sailor Moon dub in our timeline.
     
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  • Evaluating “Pluto Power” 25 Years On
    Sustainability, April 2019 Edition


    When President Al Gore and Commerce Undersecretary Frank Wells first announced the Green Growth Act on Earth Day of 1993, then-Representative Bernie Sanders coined the term “Pluto Power Plan” to describe the bill. Even Wells had to acknowledge that it was a clever name, referencing both the Disney canine and the Roman God of the Underworld, and by extension “Plutocracy”. It shared its initials, “PPP”, with the Public-Private Partnerships that Sanders vehemently opposes, favoring instead strictly public infrastructure plans.

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    Gore and Wells’ $50 billion Sustainable Energy and Economic Growth Act or “Green Growth Act” of 1994 was controversial in its time, and its legacy remains a point of often heated discussion. The bill combined public-private partnerships, tax incentives, grants, staged increases in pollution and carbon emissions caps, staged increases in standards in energy efficiency, and modest tax increases and “cap and trade” arrangements on certain “dirty” industries in a coordinated and focused way while certain manufacturers’ “greenhouse gasses”, such as R-22 and other polluting refrigerants, were to be phased out over time. Its intent was threefold: 1) to reduce pollution, carbon, and other ozone depleting and greenhouse-promoting emissions in the immediate and long term through alternate technologies and positive and negative financial incentives, 2) improve energy efficiency through direct means like improved efficiency requirements and indirectly through cogeneration and improved building design, 3) increase the percentage of installed power production based on renewable and sustainable energy sources, and 4) spur the private development and fielding of energy efficient, renewable, and other sustainable technologies with the goal of making the transition to renewable energy self-sustaining without the need for further government incentivization.

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    Power production share, Coal vs. Renewable, in our timeline (Image source eia.gov)

    The plans were bold and the price tag was high. Fifty billion dollars were set aside, which was a significant investment in 1994 (the largest infrastructure bill in US history at the time). Much of that was to be paid by the increases in “dirty industry” taxes. Much of the money went to infrastructure development and incentives to industry to increase investments into, and deployment of, renewable energy sources and energy efficient technologies. Over the ensuing decades wind farms were installed in the Midwest, Great Plains, and along the “leading” ridgelines of the western Appalachians, and some experimental offshore wind farms were installed. Solar power, both thermal “mirror solar” and photovoltaic farms, were installed, particularly in the Southwest, Midwest, Gulf Coast, and Texas. Incentives to private citizens and industry to install backyard or rooftop photovoltaics were added to encourage early adoption and self-sustaining commercialization. Local and State governments were provided grants to install renewable power sources in places of their own choosing.

    At the insistence of Senators Dixon and Simon of Illinois, investments into Breeder Reactors like the Integral Fast Reactor were increased, despite President Gore’s personal dislike for the technology. And critically, the bill included changes to the legal framework for how renewable energy was regulated, private power paid for, and land rights and zoning managed. This included adjustments to eminent domain that controversially both aided in attempts to install renewable power while also increasing monetary compensation for those thus “domained”. The bill even increased the size of some national parks and preserves, placed limits on deforestation, and increased reforestation efforts and the planting of “green spaces” to act as carbon sinks.

    The Gore State Department also used its soft power to encourage or incentivize similar bills in other nations, calling it all part of a “Global Marshall Plan” to combat pollution and climate change.

    Many in hindsight have hailed the bill as the beginnings of the “Green revolution”, leading to the technological advancements that spurred the exponential increase in the adoption of renewable energy and the linear decrease in fossil fuel consumption rates between 1994 and 2019. They cite specific investments and incentives in power generation, storage, and transport as the “backbone” of this transformative change. They cite the Green Growth Act along with the development of the World Wide Web as the two most technologically transformative accomplishments of the Gore Administration.

    And yet others on both sides of the aisle have lambasted the plan in hindsight, with many citing the now familiar refrain of “too much too soon”. Renewable energy was still in its awkward adolescence in 1994, with critical advances in photovoltaic cell efficiencies just coming to fruition and yet to be commercialized and wind turbines still a fraction of the size and the output that they have now. Lifecycle costs were significantly higher per kilowatt hour than they were just a decade later. Did we really get anything for the tens of billions of dollars spent? Should they have just waited a decade until things were better?

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    Our timeline’s growth curves for renewable energy (Image sources Wikimedia and “researchgate.net”)

    Well, as is typically the case, the results were a mixed blessing. The hopes that the Green Power and Energy Efficiency Product markets would explode in the 1990s were optimistic at best, though they did see appreciable gains, with renewable power really taking off in the 21st Century once semiconductor mass production technologies began to catch up to the desires. Wind would remain a marginal contributor to grids even in the windy Great Plains until the wind turbines, their growth limited by blade manufacturing techniques, reached a size capable of providing megawatts rather than kilowatts.

    Most critically, battery storage potential lagged the renewable energy production efforts by a significant amount, awaiting discoveries in lithium technologies and metal-air technologies to allow for batteries capable of handling both the level of power needed within a reasonable footprint and the number of charge-discharge cycles to be expected when working with intermittent renewable sources. This lag in battery storage technology also limited the ability to meet the ambitious transport emissions goals.

    And while the Tier 1-4 emission reduction strategy managed to significantly reduce the output of the nastier pollutants like NOX, SO2, and particulates (despite some infamous “cheating scandals”), automotive emissions remain one of the most critical sources of CO2 emissions to this day, with hybrid and all-electric vehicles only now making reasonable inroads against traditional petroleum-based engines in some markets. Air transport emissions remain a challenge as well, with no real good technology alternatives to carbon-emissions-heavy jet engines despite some promising early experiments in battery powered aircraft and lighter-than-air transport. And we probably only reached this level this quickly thanks more to the regulatory framework for expanding electrical infrastructure that came with the GGA, rather than to the direct PPP investments.

    The emissions standards and “dirty taxes” would also be drastically curtailed by later administrations, as would many of the green incentives. Some of the PPPs would net more visible gains than others, with a couple of noteworthy flops used as a political cudgel by conservative politicians, industry lobbyists, and far-left politicians alike. Worldwide participation in the “Global Marshall Plan” was mixed, with China and India in particular in the process of developing their industrial economies at the time and thus unwilling to abandon cheap coal (they would only begin truly pursuing renewable energy on a massive scale in the late 2000s). The US Congress has never officially ratified the Kyoto Protocol of 1992 nor the recent Paris Accords, even as US presidents of both parties continue to enforce the agreed-to limits. Anti-environmentalist and anti-globalist politicians on both ends of the political spectrum continue to lambaste the Kyoto Protocol as a “bad deal” that holds the US to a higher standard than it does developing (read as “competing”) nations. Ironically, many of these same folks opposed the Paris Accords that increased the commitments by the developing nations and partially levelled things out.

    And many also have criticized the Green Growth Act for such things as failing to address greenhouse emissions from farming, for supporting biofuel production from US corn (lambasted as a “waste of food” by many with only marginal carbon reduction gains), and propagating the plastics industry chimera of plastics recycling, in particular when considering the fact that the plastics industry has yet to make a real move towards supporting plastics recycling beyond token efforts arguably more about public relations than actual sustainability.

    And yet for all of its limitations, it’s disingenuous to call the Green Growth Act a failure, and many of the loudest critics have conflicts of interest and ulterior motives of their own. While it probably won’t come as a total surprise to our regular readers, Sustainability finds that the good of the Act greatly outweighs the disappointments.
    Probably the biggest things that the bill accomplished were invisible to most: the regulatory frameworks developed for sustainable technology development and implementation. The Green Growth Act created a roadmap that the Federal Government still follows for implementing and integrating sustainable technologies. The fact that the US now gets over 30% of its power[1] from renewable sources is a testament to the success of this framework, with industry analysts predicting that the once-lofty goal of “50% by 2030” is fully within reach.

    Numerous legal delays were probably avoided by following this framework, with expedited remediation of property and infrastructure disputes. Rules covering the ownership of on-site power generation and storage and how power is “sold back” to a grid provider by a home or commercial renewable user have sped private and industrial adoption of renewable energy. Rules on and investments in “electrical infrastructure” have arguably sped the adoption of electric and hybrid vehicles. State and Municipal sustainability efforts have shown numerous accomplishments, despite a handful of high-profile scandals and abuses.

    The second big accomplishment was in the infrastructure realm. While the power outputs of the renewable sources had to play catch-up, the Act had the foresight to account for such future growth and added the grid infrastructure to handle the higher wattages they expected, even as deficit hawks openly opposed this “overengineering” and “gold-plating”. Newer and larger wind turbines and newer and more efficient photovoltaic cells were able to be incrementally added into existing renewable grids without having to add too much more to the supporting electrical, mechanical, and transport infrastructure, though admittedly this infrastructure is generally not the largest cost driver. More critically, standardized non-proprietary interfaces allowed for products from multiple manufacturers to be integrated together without lossy conversion boxes.

    While chemical battery technologies lagged, the addition of Grid Level Power Storage such as Pumped Hydropower, Gravity-Based Storage, Cryogenic Energy Storage, and Thermal Energy Storage technologies proved critical to supporting the mass addition of renewable power sources to the grid. While lambasted at the time as boondoggles, this non-chemical energy storage has provided critical grid support for smoothing out the intermittent “peaks and valleys” and providing “peak shaving” abilities during peak demand times, and can in a pinch provide stabilizing bursts of power in the event of an unexpected demand spike or production loss, and thus avoid blackouts, though the larger adoption of grid-level battery storage will still be necessary to fully rely on all-renewable sources.

    And yet one of the biggest contributions of the Green Growth Act may well have been the one that President Gore opposed the most: investments into Breeder Reactors. The Gore administration fully expected to kill the Integral Fast Reactor program in the name of safety and nuclear nonproliferation. Many opposed the reactors, with Bernie Sanders declaring them “Pluto Reactors”. But with a razor-thin margin in the Senate for adoption of the Act, Senators Dixon and Simon of Illinois made killing the IFR a non-starter. And we are grateful that they did. The liquid sodium reactors and molten salt reactors that evolved out of the effort are both poised to break out, with many pilot public-private reactors going online across the country, where it is hoped that their low lifecycle operating costs and near-unlimited ability to self-fuel will offset the high up front engineering costs.

    While the liquid-sodium-based Breeder Reactors remain something that requires critical monitoring for the safety of their attending personnel (same as is the case for a fossil fuel or chemical or fertilizer plant or grid-level lithium battery facility), since they and the molten salt reactors don’t rely exclusively on water cooling or control rods for safety, they “fail safe” by nature, making the common light water reactor concerns with overheating and melting-down not a major concern. Similarly, they have proven able to be scalable down to levels necessary to support smaller local grids and are thus able to provide base loading or emergency boost power, potentially making them a carbon-free replacement for remaining coal and natural gas plants going forward. Pluto Reactors, the once-derogatory name now openly coopted by the Nuclear Power community since it neatly plays with how the reactors “breed” plutonium from otherwise waste fissile material, also drastically reduce the production of radioactive waste compared to light water fission and can even to a degree be run on the radioactive waste products from other, more traditional reactors, conceivably turning the nation’s many nuclear waste dumps into a fuel source rather than safety and environmental hazard. This comes with the side benefit of reducing reliance on uranium mining and importation, which can have devastating local environmental impacts. The use of Thorium-based reactors may also avoid the nuclear proliferation worries since they don’t produce weapons-grade plutonium, though some concerns remain with the potential to extract weaponizable U-233.

    Investments into nuclear fusion, meanwhile, still await further study and further development, with the 2018[2] breakthrough of achieving net-positive energy, if only for 100 trillionths of a second, a positive sign. And yet nuclear fusion remains, as cynics note is always has, “30 years in the future”.

    The biggest obstacles to the mass adoption of these 4th generation fission reactors remain both their high startup costs (as much as 25% higher than a standard light water reactor, depending on design), the high maintenance costs associated with molten salt reactors (which must be remotely maintained), and remaining NIMBY worries over nuclear power as a whole. While the former issues are inherent to the designs, Senator Simon led an effort with the Ad Council in partnership with Frank Wells, whom he convinced to support the technology, to sponsor a series of PSAs to help “battle misunderstandings” with the Breeder Reactors in the 1990s. The most famous of these was their appearance as part of a larger Disney’s Wonderful Green World special in 1996, in which a narrator explains to a scared Pluto (naturally) that “these reactors don’t melt down”. Similarly, they get a brief and hopeful (but still suspicious) mention in Captain Planet, with Duke Nukem frustrated when he can’t make a molten sodium reactor melt down the way a normal fission reactor might. Captain Planet comments at the end that “with luck they can one day live up to the promise; but until then, we’ll be watching them very closely.” And the “hearts and minds” campaign appears to have worked, as Americans between the ages of 16 and 25 are much more likely than the general population to support fielding a Pluto Rector in their backyard, though suspicion remains (Greenpeace, for example, remains an outspoken opponent of all nuclear power, including Pluto Reactors).

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    While not completely proven yet, it is hoped that the Pluto Reactor designs will provide the safe, efficient, and reliable Fourth Generation nuclear plants needed for carbon-free base and surge loading that, combined with the increasing reliance on renewable energy and energy storage, will allow the US to not just meet but exceed the “net zero” carbon reduction goals for 2035 and keep global temperatures safely below the 2° C climate change threshold.

    And finally, the short-term economic stimulus efforts did their part in helping to restore economic growth, particularly in some hard-hit areas like the Great Appalachian Valley which threatened to fall into an irreversible cycle of poverty, with Roanoke and Knoxville both on the verge of Rust Belt status in the 1990s. While the high hopes for “Silicon Holler” becoming a world-class technology hub to rival Silicon Valley never quite materialized, the New River and Holston River Valleys in particular have built up a regionally prosperous hub for federal research and supporting companies, with a solid core of local tech startups taking advantage of high-speed internet infrastructure and road and rail transport infrastructure in order to carve out a good market share.

    And then there’s inflation to consider, as the bill’s critics at the Wall Street Journal frequently have. Added energy costs are estimated by the Fed to have increased inflation by up to 0.5% above estimated levels had the GGA not appeared[3].

    And as to the fifty-billion-dollar question “did the GGA pay for itself?” Well, it depends on a) whom you ask and b) how you calculate it. Certainly, the total amount of “dirty taxes” taken in do not begin to approach the estimated $150-200 billion in taxes and private funds ultimately spent on the GGA and its expansions under later administrations. However, if you count every tax dollar raised from companies that produce green energy or green technologies and don’t count the private investments, then it paid for itself several times over. But since so many of those companies also produce other products (e.g. General Electric) and there’s a real disagreement on how much of this was standard industry growth and how much was directly resulting from the GGA stimulus, it gets very muddy very fast. Politicians, journalists, lobbyists, and private organizations can select from a cornucopia of “independent financial analyses” to reach whatever conclusions they wish to reach. So, we’ll just say the answer is a definitive “maybe”.

    So, in retrospect, the Green Growth Act had its ups and downs, but on the whole we at Sustainability consider it a big net win for the Earth. The framework it provided has scored dividends already, and remains flexible enough to evolve with both the technology and the policy advancements. Green technology has finally broken through into a self-sustaining industry, with the exponential growth seen in the last decade expected to continue through the coming decade and beyond. Elected officials from states or districts once vehemently opposed to the Green Growth Act now face massive industry and labor opposition to any changes to the existing regulatory structures, even as they pay lip service to overturning the “job killing regulations” in the media.

    By our calculations, the Green Growth Act set green energy technology adoption and integration ahead by as much as 5-15 years, depending on the specific technology. Challenges certainly remain, from the continued issues with plastic waste, to the need for greater adoption of electric or hybrid electric vehicles to reduce emissions in the transport sector, to sustainable farming methods, to pollution and human rights abuses associated with the harvesting of the necessary rare Earth materials, to continued nuclear proliferation concerns with the Pluto Reactors, to figuring out just what the heck to do about aviation emissions. While not all of the Act’s many promises came to pass, it nonetheless marks a watershed moment in the American and global battle against climate change, and thus, 25 years on, we at Sustainability celebrate the adoption of this once controversial law.



    [1] Compare to 17% as of 2018 in our timeline. Total 2019 US numbers in this timeline are 30% renewable (wind, solar, hydroelectric, biomass, & geothermal), 40% natural gas, 20% nuclear, and 10% coal. And hat tip as always to @El Pip for the assist in determining the costs and the tradeoffs possible with a 1994 bill.

    [2] Achieved in 2021 in our timeline.

    [3] Since energy costs account for only about 7% of what the average US household spends per year, the “damage” due to inflation and increased costs of living are mitigated somewhat compared to a hypothetically similar federal expenditure.
     
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  • Chapter 28: A Digital Revolution! (Cont’d)
    Excerpt from: From a Figment to a Reality: The Imagineering Method! by Marty Sklar


    Digital technologies really were a revolution in the 1990s. We saw the first fully rendered 3D all-CG animated feature in 1994 (The Brave Little Toaster), the first all-digital creature effects in 1993 (Jurassic Park), and the first use of digital puppetry in a feature in 1992 (Lost in La Mancha). The technology was exploding in so many directions that it was hard to keep up with it all.

    CG was a multi-faceted thing, and it’s easy to see it as one “big technology”. But in reality, it was several technologies. You had basic computer vector graphics, which used a computer to turn vector data (essentially boxes filled with numbers) into a visual graphic display. You could combine vectors for shapes to create figures and objects and use motion vectors to make them flex and move. It was all magic to me. You type some lines of code and suddenly there’s Luxo the Lamp talking and hopping along. That object could then interact with other objects. Or it could be digitally composited into a background. The same vector “wire frames” could be covered with different “skins” for different characters or objects. With a few clicks and lines of code you could change colors, shapes, motions…anything really. You could actively pull and push images to resize and reshape them. You could add what they called “motion blur” to eliminate the stuttering effect common with stop-motion.

    Amazing. It still amazes me even today.

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    Visual Motion Capture (Image source VFX Voice)

    But that vector data could come from many sources. The I-Works was the first to master the direct input method via Waldos and Baldos and rigs like the Christmas Ornament. We started calling that “Direct Motion Capture” or DMC, and it merged a bit with Digital Puppetry and Digital Pantomime. ILM was the first to really master “Visual Motion Capture”, or VMC, which is the thing where the camera uses algorithms to identify points on an actual moving person or thing and convert that into vector data, basically the “suit of ping pong balls” approach, though they’re using much more advanced methods today. As the 1990s advanced, mixing the technologies became a way to take advantage of the strengths of all the methods and minimize the weaknesses.

    ILM was definitely ahead of us in the VMC field, and soon a New Zealand startup called WETA would be competing directly with the Two I’s, though we’d catch up quickly once ILM fired Spaz Williams for insubordination and the Skeleton Crew picked him up. But the I-Works was ahead in DMC and Digital Puppetry and Pantomime, or DP&P, and remains the industry best to this day. A Waldo or Baldo could be used to directly input the vector data based on the actions of a skilled puppeteer or mime. The big advantage of DP&P was that we could do multiple takes and capture numerous low-resolution interactions and then choose our favorites after the fact, something that required a lot of “number jamming” to do with fully CG characters. It also gave the living actors something “real” to interact with rather than a “tennis ball on a stick”, which the actors and directors like because it enhances the realism of the performance by making it real for the actor. And once processing speeds reached the point where we could do high-res DP&P in real time, we added DP&P to our resort attractions, allowing guests to interact directly with Disney animated characters, all performed by DP&P in real time. We even added some VMC dots to the Baldos and Waldos to help smooth the data and eliminate that uncanny feel that sometimes comes with rotoscoping.


    And even rotoscoping was making a comeback. We could now use light pens and mouses (mice?) and the DATA digital ink and paint software to directly animate over the top of live action performers or puppets or creature effects. They used that extensively in Lost in La Mancha where they deliberately used the “uncanny” feel of the rotoscoping to add to the dreamlike quality of Don Quixote’s hallucinations. That said, adding motion blur helps reduce or eliminate the uncanniness to some degree, which we have done with all other times we’ve used the technology where we don’t want the uncanniness.

    Digital effects exploded in the 1990s and into the 2000s, and some of it was amazing while some of it was…not so much. Lazy effects can be the bane of any effects medium, whether it’s obvious rubber suits, visible wires, or obvious CG. Far too many supposedly-terrifying digital monsters become laughable cartoons when the producers rush the CG or hire cut-rate studios. But some of the limitations are inherent to the technology. For example, one of the first things that we noticed with digital effects was the “weightlessness” of them. DMC and DP&P reduced or eliminated this, but pure CG often moved in a way that had no mass or realistic momentum such that even the best rendered effects could look cartoonish. This is because the CG objects and characters are not really bound by the laws of physics, allowing effects teams to sometimes push things too far into the land of fantasy. One of the animators, Terrell Little, helped change the game there. Citing the almost ludicrous attention to detail that was instilled into him by Hayao Miyazaki and Isao Takahata while on exchange with Studio Ghibli (he talked about Takahata’s obsessive quest for determining how a melon would be properly cut), he developed a set of parameters for studying and implementing realistic physics-based motion in digital animation or effects, be they animation or live action, that we still use to this day. We call it “The Little Things that Matter”.

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    Pete Docter on the job c1995 (Image source Pixar Post)

    And then came the invention of the “virtual camera”. As the technology advanced and Virtual Environments became a thing, Ed Catmull and Leonard Tramiel worked with Joe Ranft’s team to develop a “virtual camera” tool sometime in the late 1990s that let the animator duplicate the look and feel of various types of cameras, allowing them to duplicate in virtual reality what all of the lenses and pans and dolly-moves and zooms of a physical camera could do[1]. Not only did they start to implement this technology into CG animation, but we started to use it in live action CG effects, even installing VMC balls onto, and accelerometers and position indicators into, camera rigs to capture the motion of the live action camera and tie it directly to the Virtual Camera for the CG objects, thereby making the compositing of the digital and live action images that much more seamless. Brad Bird of Bird Brain Productions paid us handsomely for the technology, and I must say that he made outstanding use of it. Bird should get nominated for a Best Director Oscar for what he’s able to do with a Virtual Camera in my opinion, but I doubt that will ever happen.

    And yet the Digital Revolution was a bittersweet time for us Old Disney guys. There was a “realness” to the old physical effects that even the best CG doesn’t always capture. The DP&P helps a lot in that regard, but still, your subconscious knows that it’s not entirely real. It also led to the rather sad sight of seeing a lot of the older groups at Disney with older skill sets get increasingly marginalized. The old Ink & Paint Department was quickly reduced to an Ink & Paint Group, there for short projects that still did everything or even some things the old-fashioned way, usually for some WED Signature production there “for the art”. We’d surge their size on occasion for a feature production, such as The Swan Princess, working to keep the skills alive and not lost, but in the end Inky the Llama was now a shadow of her former self.

    In the end, digital was and is just so much cheaper, easier, and more flexible. The older methods just couldn’t compete any more than a horse and buggy could compete with an automobile. We still make extensive use of practical effects, animatronics, and sets since they still offer advantages that digital is hard pressed to duplicate, but they are usually combined with digital effects. By and large, the Digital Revolution meant the end of the Golden Age of animatronics and practical effects. Part of me is proud to have been a part of that transformation, but part of me honestly feels a little bit sad and guilty.

    But as Jim likes to say, “The Crosstown Bus of Time and Technology never stops or turns, so you either hop on board, or you get left behind…or run over.”



    [1] Watch Khan Academy videos about the Pixar Virtual Camera technology, starting here.
     
    The Bard, Darkly
  • Shakespeare via Lucas and Gilliam (The Tempest, 1994)
    Post from Cinema Surrealismé Netlog, by Darque Tydd, October 13th, 2005


    In 1994, Le Cultúre Gothiqué was reaching its pinnacle, a glorious period where the true Gothiqué had achieved a new and transcendent apogee prior to the mainstream discovering us, and the banality that came with that. And into that glorious moment came our old friends Terry Gilliam and Brian Froud. And with them came George Lucas[1].

    Yes, brothers and sisters, that George Lucas.

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    “Caliban,” by Joseph Noel Patton, 1868

    Yes, it is indeed strange to imagine the man behind such mundane and mass-market things as Star Wars and Indiana Jones doing anything that would appeal to fans of Cinema Surrealismé, but it’s true. Stranger still, he was interested in doing Shakespeare. When one considers Surrealismé on a meta scale it’s hard to imagine a more surreal situation. Thankfully, rather than turning Caliban into an Ewaak he brought in Python alum Terry Gilliam and Cæltic artiste Brian Froud. The ensuing Lucasfilm/Fantasia collaboration would bring to mind The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and Gilliam’s Trilogy of the Imagination (Time Bandits, The Bureau, and Baron von Munchausen).

    After a long string of successes from American Graffiti to Star Wars to Indiana Jones to the Howard the Duck animation (which I covered in an earlier article, see link below), Lucas was hoping to do something sophisticated and respectable, at least until his kids got old enough that he’d feel the need to make kids’ stuff. And thus, Shakespeare. He was talking with director Terry Gilliam in 1987, who was directing Who Framed Roger Rabbit at the time, and broached the idea of a film based upon A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Gilliam seemed intrigued, though he showed more interest in The Tempest. Lucas thought it over, re-read the play, and agreed. Lucas, who’d helped briefly with the production on Labyrinth, suggested that they bring in Froud for art direction. Gilliam agreed.

    The production, however, would have to wait for a few years while Lucas finished up Indy 3 and Gilliam finished Baron von Munchausen. Pre-production began, but Gilliam was called away again, this time to direct Toys, an underperforming Magritte-inspired Surrealist masterpiece which I of course discussed in another article (link below), and then jumped at the opportunity to do Lost in La Mancha, a passion project of his and probably Disney’s best Surealisté tale, followed immediately by The Fisher King. But with filming complete on The Fisher King in the spring of 1992, Gilliam took some much-deserved extended time off.

    “I’d done three pictures back-to-back-to-back,” Gilliam said in an interview, “the most in my life. It was exhausting, but the films are three of my best. Jim [Henson]’s enthusiasm kept me afloat and he kept Tom [Wilhite] off my back, so the frustration was low, but by the time I was done I had largely sworn off big budget films.”

    Production began anew on The Tempest in the spring of 1993. The small, intimate, modest-budget feature was developed at a leisurely pace and Lucas, largely involved in production on the war epic Red Tails, left Gilliam to his own devices. Neil Gaiman was called in to help adapt the screenplay and would receive an Oscar nomination for his work. They brought in some real acting talent, like Christopher Lee as Prospero, Jennifer Connelly as Miranda, Michelle Pfeiffer as Ariel, Tim Curry as Caliban, and River Phoenix as Ferdinand.

    The 138-minute film is a faithful remake of Shakespeare’s original play with some scenes expanded or reduced to better fit the medium. The makeup and animatronic effects were done in partnership between “friendly rivals” ILM and the Disney Creatureworks. Produced by Lucasfilm in partnership with Disney (it was distributed under Fantasia Films), the film was a labor of love with a relatively small $22 million budget given the numerous original animatronic and digital effects (they made heavy use of sets and limited effects scenes to curb expenses) and saw only a limited arthouse distribution after gaining a positive reception at Cannes. The film made a modest $11 million at the box office and is largely considered a financial flop, though the film was made with no expectations of success. It did, however, get numerous nominations and awards (including the Nebula for Best Picture and Oscar nominations for Best Effects, Best Makeup, Best Adapted Screenplay, and even Best Picture) and it received a mostly positive critical reception and rather quickly made its money back on video sales and rentals. It remains a beloved cult classic today.

    The film is everything you would want from a filmed version of Shakespeare: faithful to the source material while using the advantages of the medium to great effect. Though slightly dated today, the effects were a triumph for the time and largely hold up. The Creatureworks animatronics are superb and the digital effects fairly good and sparingly used. The makeup effects, in particular for Curry’s Caliban, which he plays with his usual impish charisma, are delightful while simultaneously not impeding Curry’s ability to gesture and emote like only he can. Gilliam’s direction is up to his usual surrealisté genius with stunning visuals and bold choice in color and contrast.

    1994’s The Tempest strikes a good balance between the old and the new, the highbrow and the approachable, and is a good film adaption of Shakespeare. And needless to say, Le Cultúre Gothiqué loves this film, with its right mix of dark themes, high-brow gravitas, and emotional resonance and thus we flocked to the limited showings again and again, and long before it garnered the attention of the mundanes.





    [1] Befeathered Elizabethan cap-tip to @fasquardon for posing the crazy idea of a Lucas/Gilliam collaboration. It was in “Production Hell” for a while, but it made it!
     
    Jellicle cats come out tonight
  • Chapter 15, The Aggravating Art of Adaption (Cont’d)
    Excerpt from Where Did I Go Right? (or: You’re No One in Hollywood Unless Someone Wants You Dead), by Bernie Brillstein (with Cheryl Henson)


    Taking a popular piece from one medium and adapting it into another medium is a goddamn mine field. There’s a reason why most adaptions fail spectacularly, or at best underperform. There’s a reason why some things work in one medium and not in another. Nowhere is this truer than when taking something from stage to screen. Did you ever see a live action film adaption of a Broadway Musical that truly lived up to the original? I didn’t think so.

    OK, sure, Stone’s Evita wasn’t bad.

    Live action adaptions of theater are like a Scylla-and-Charybdis thing where if you skew too close to the original you get devoured alive by the thousand-headed monster called “Fans and Film Critics” and if you sail too far away you get sucked into the abyss of missing the point of the original entirely. You can take Phantom of the Opera word-for-word and scene-for-scene and song-for-song using detailed sets and location shoots, but it becomes a disjointed thing that loses the intimacy of the stage performance, where transitions across time and space can happen like magic. Instead, you just cut or awkwardly transition to another place for no apparent reason (“Oh, I guess we’re in the catacombs now”) or else shoehorn in an annoying montage. Or you can cut it down to a central story and kill half the songs that the audience came to hear.

    Adapting the stage to animation can be easier. It’s by nature otherworldly, like theater where suspension of disbelief is a requisite for enjoyment. Having a cartoon animal break out into song is somehow more acceptable than having a human actor do so. There’s a reason Hollywood Musicals are a huge gamble. But Aladdin can break out into song in the middle of a marketplace in Baghdad and you accept it when he’s celluloid (or, well, pixels in his case). Howard Ashman and Alan Menken made the jump to animation with little problem, and even their live-action foray with Little Shop of Horrors probably did as well as it did because it had that otherworldly element thanks to Frank Oz’s puppetry.

    And yet even in animation some properties are just a damned nightmare to make work. Take Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats, itself an adaption of Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Eliot, a book of poems. Honestly, it shouldn’t even work as a musical. It’s a series of vignettes with no plot and no structure. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical itself is style over substance by design, and it only works because the style is so damned idiosyncratic and the choreography and costuming so amazing. The world had literally never seen a play like Cats before and will probably never see one like it outside of sad imitators. Having a great showstopper like “Memory” certainly helped.

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    Original Concept Art (from our timeline’s Amblimation attempt; image source “Cartoonbrew.com”)

    So, when Steven Spielberg, wanting to expand his new “Amblimation” label after the success of Shrek, came to us hoping to do an animated adaption[1] of Cats set in London during the Blitz, I said, “get the fuck out of here, Steve!” But he captured Jim’s ear, and if he had Jim’s ear then he had the Mouse’s balls.

    So how do you adapt it? Well, Disney has a history of adapting episodic things as films. Winnie the Pooh comes to mind. Ironically, the company had tried to adapt “Old Possum” before, but Valerie Eliot, the poet’s widow, refused specifically since she was sure it would come out too much like Pooh. But if we did it second-order, adapting the Webber musical which she had approved, we could make it work. Not under the Walt Disney label, but under the WED Signature line. Some hoity-toity shit for the arthouse crowd, not a kids’ show. That would, I felt, and ultimately did, appeal to Mrs. Eliot, who gave us the green light.

    We decided to ink-and-paint it all digitally. We expected negligible returns, and digital by this point was notably quicker and cheaper than traditional. It was the first digital WED Signature animation. Each vignette, whether it was fat, bumbling Bustopher Jones, scheming Macavity, attention-whore Rum Tum Tugger, or the show-stealing pathos of Grizabella, had its own style of artwork. Each was animated by its own team. Tim Burton and his Skeleton Crew animated the Mr. Mistoffelees sequence, for example.

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    To tie it all together, the framing device: a Pooh-style book of “Old Possum”, ironically enough, given Mrs. Eliot’s concerns. Since this was a throwback to the old 1940s Disney, it fit well with the World War 2 setting. The book would have a narrator who would read lines from the poems, describing what the cat in question was supposed to do only for said cat to (in a very catlike way) refuse to do it. The fourth wall didn’t stand a chance as cats slipped in and out of the framing device or the cat and the narrator argued and sniped at each other. Macavity, for example, had the habit of slinking between the lines of the poem or hide in the page fold only to pop up in another poem entirely, his animation style morphing chameleonlike into the new paradigm[2]. He was by far the worst offender in arguing with the narrator: “A narrator in a picture book, really? Do I look like a stuffed bear?!”

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    But whom should we cast? We were set in wartime London, so British actors where possible. At the personal request of Andrew Webber, we cast his old friend Peter O’Toole as the narrator. Brian Blessed reprised his role as Old Deuteronomy and Bustopher, Elaine Paige returned as Grizabella, Sharon Lee-Hill as Demeter, Steven Tate as Asparagus and Macavity, Wayne Sleep as Mr. Mistoffelees…you get the picture. Other times we ventured further afield. Danny John-Jules[3] took over the role of Rum Tum Tugger, for example, since Paul Nicholas had other commitments and was disinterested in doing a “cartoon”.

    Production went well in the animation department. By this point we had numerous teams that were skilled in using the DIS stations and DATA technology. “3D” had been effectively eliminated at this point, simply becoming another group in “Disney Animation”, and fully hand drawn and painted animation was increasingly an artform we brought out on special occasions “for the art of it all” rather than a standard practice (the digital ink & paint approach was just too cost effective!). The real drama came when the cast was on hand to record the vocals. Mostly this went fine, but between Peter O’Toole’s on-set demands and verbal harassment of the other actors and Brian Blessed’s loud and off-color jokes so soon after our company’s internal reckoning with sexual harassment…well, it wasn’t a picnic behind the scenes. O’Toole argued constantly with Andrew Webber over his performance and inflection and at one point got into a serious argument with Steven Tate, who was playing Macavity, taking the actor’s on-screen sarcastic comments personally. Blessed had to be “spoken too” more than once about his bawdy humor. Thankfully, all of that only lasted for a few days.

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    (Image source Tumbler)

    The end results were brilliant, in my opinion. Patty Peraza’s team in particular knocked it out of the park on the Grizabella/Memory vignette. It was the one vignette that deliberately didn’t feature jokes, puns, or arguments with the Narrator. It was an atmospheric, emotional, pathos-filled exploration of time and mortality. Elaine’s amazing vocals, tied so well to the heart-wrenching animation, just killed. You could not watch it with a dry eye, which is, of course, exactly what’s needed for the big Showstopper moment.

    When we did a limited release of the film in 1994, we didn’t expect much and hoped for some awards buzz and maybe a small profit thanks to home video sales. Instead, word of mouth drove sales and a wide release. We ended up making a good $82 million international against the modest $35 million budget and double that on VHS and VCD. We ultimately won several technical awards and were nominated for Best Animated Feature. The film became a classic and remains (in my humble opinion) the only good non-stage adaption of Cats.

    And I was as pleasantly surprised as anyone.





    [1] It’s true in our timeline too! Read all about it here and here. And special Bustopher Jones Top Hat Tip to @GrahamB and @TheMolluskLingers for both the idea and the help in developing it.

    [2] In this timeline Macavity will gain memetic status for his fourth wall breaking on par with Deadpool.

    “Wait, what? No fuckin’ way! Stay out’a my turf. I’ll freaking skin you, cat!”

    “Hmmm…bring it onnn, Leatherboy!”

    Would you two knock it off?

    [3] Hat tip to @Nathanoraptor.
     
    Now YOU can Whoop Ass!
  • Whoopass Girls (Cont’d)
    Excerpt from Tech Grrls: The Rise of the Female Technologists 1990-2015 by Dr. Marina Sparks, PE


    In the mid-1990s Craig McCracken’s Whoopass Stew and its Whoopass Girls were a local underground sensation. Around the same time Jeri’s Arcade, which occupied a corner of the warehouse and housed a handful of consoles and pinball machines, was becoming a small local social hot spot in Van Nuys. To keep things interesting, Jeri and her Hackers would crack and reprogram the games on occasion, much as the General Computer Corporation had done a decade earlier. “It wasn’t much of a big deal to start,” said Jeri Ellsworth. “We’d update the difficulty or add new levels so the game nerds wouldn’t get too bored. But after a while we began to change the look of things too. We’d make Donkey Kong into Godzilla or a giant naked chick or a swinging naked dude or an actual donkey or something. So, it was natural that we’d eventually make a Whoopass Stew game.”

    It started with a modification to the Street Fighter 2 game. “We changed out the characters,” said Jeri. “Instead of, like Ken and Ryu and Guile or whatever, you could play Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Professor U., Fuzzy, Mojo, The Devil, whatever. Instead of a hadouken, the same set of moves shoots Blossom’s Ice Breath, or whatever.”

    “The game was a big hit,” remembered Heather. “I helped with the sound and colors for old time’s sake, recording my voice for Bubbles and the like, so I was glad to see everyone lining up to play it, laughing when Bubble’s squeaky voice cried out with each punch. It was doing so well that we…well, the statute of limitations is past, so I’ll just say it: we sold a few cracked Capcom cabinets under the table as Whoopass Stew games. They were a big hit around LA in the early-to-mid ‘90s and making a good deal of money for us in those critical early years.”

    “The great thing about game design in the 1980s and ‘90s,” said game design legend Shelley Day, “is that a relatively small and motivated team could still come up with an exciting and competitive game, so a small startup could carve out a good market share even in the face of the Big Boys.”

    The Whoopass Studios team, an informal collective, wasn’t going to rewrite the book on games, but it could hold its own. “When the underground cabinets sold well, we decided to develop our own game for cabinets, consoles and Home Computers,” said Jeri. “By this point MTV had picked up Whoopass Stew, so we made a Whoopass fight game with ports for Nintendo, Atari, Sega, Commodore, PC, and Mac. We even made a cabinet deal with Capcom as a way to preemptively avoid any lawsuits should they ever find out about the [Street Fighter 2] crack.”

    Jeri continued: “The games sold well, and pretty soon we were ready to make a new game. We were kicking around some ideas when Heather fired out the idea for Mischievous Miles.”

    “So, The Varied Adventures of Mischievous Miles[1] was this old idea my dad and Maurice Sendak had back in the early 1980s for an ‘interactive movie’,” said Heather. “The idea was totally impractical at the time – you’d need, like, multiple projectors and a complex voting system for the audience – though [my sister] Lisa still pushed for it at Amblin. Dad tried to launch it at Disney and had John Stone write a screenplay, but, well, there was no good way to make it work in 1982. 1995, on the other hand, was a totally different era!”

    “It was simplicity itself, really,” said Jeri. “It’s just a Choose Your Own Adventure style interactive game. Just had to record the footage and tie it to simple Boolean choice algorithms with some simple pointers. ‘Do you travel to the island, or stay home?’ We could have done it on the Atari 2600, just with simple graphics rather than video.”

    As the game/film played, the viewer/player would be asked to choose the direction of the story, which involved Miles, a small boy with a fear of fish who, according to Lisa Henson, “doesn't mean to get into trouble, but when there is an opportunity to be mischievous, he almost always takes it.” The adventure would take Miles between the real world and an island of monsters. It had original songs composed by Danny Elfman. The story had five major divergence points and a handful of minor ones with seventy-two different variations of the film possible.

    “Heather went to her father with the idea,” said Leslie Iwerks, who assumed the role of Executive Producer while Heather produced the live action segments and Jeri led the game development. “Some say that she used her personal familial connections to get us the job. Well, yea, why not? It’s not like we weren’t imminently qualified. We signed a contract with Disney to develop the interactive VCD and console games and teamed with the I-Works to do the effects. We got access to the old John Stone screenplay and we hired Frank Oz to direct. In less than a year we were finished with production and testing the Beta.”

    “It was the start of Whoopass or Kickin’ Games,” said Jeri. “The WAGs sold like crazy and Mischievous Miles sold well in game and interactive VCD format. We did later games for Dexter’s Lab, Drac & Mina, and Samurai Jack plus eventually an interactive puzzle game based on Heather’s Phantomia, which never quite reached Myst levels of success, but it kicked Riven’s ass. We also took some more contract jobs with Disney and Hanna-Barbera, though we were a small and ever-changing team, so we couldn’t do everything they wanted and had to turn down some jobs. By the mid-2000s games were getting so complicated and beyond what a small team could manage without serious outsourcing that we sold out to EA for a shit-ton of money. Some of the Hackers went to EA with the IP and some went on to launch their own companies. Those who remained worked on the VR stuff we launched.”

    Whoopass/Kickin’ Games, like Kickin’ Computers and Animatriarch and CG for commercials, became an excellent early source of revenue that turned into a fiscal boon once sold. The sale to EA netted in the low eight figures and solidified Whoopass Studios as a long-term player in the bantamweight production and technology game. “The sale of Whoopass Games effectively eliminated any worries for solvency,” said Les. “We had enough in the bank to last for a decade at current expenditure levels, so the combined Members agreed to put away a lot of it into some secured and diversified long-term investments with the dividends and capital gains paying off taxes and overhead and any excess kicking back into the Production Pool and yearly bonuses for all active members in good standing. We also had the on-hand capital to invest in the bigger productions like the VR stuff and the documentaries, which in most cases paid for themselves.”

    “Do we plan to become the next Warner Brothers? Hell no!” laughed Craig McCracken. “We’re big enough to do what we want and small enough to keep things open and equitable. We can manage a handful of TV series or partner for a movie, but we never need to bet the farm on a single production. Les calls it a ‘sustainable growth and strategic divestment strategy for long-term solvency.’ I guess those MBA classes really paid off!”

    And while the six original Whoopass Studios Partners remained coequal, Leslie Iwerks was increasingly becoming the effective company head by default, assuming all of the Executive and Operations functions because, as she put it, “Somebody had to do it.”

    “They started calling me ‘Boss’ because they knew it annoyed me, the beautiful bastards,” laughed Les.

    “I put a sign on Les’ door that read ‘Leslie Iwerks, Chair and CEO’,” said Genndy Tartakovsky. “She was half-amused and half-irate! It says a lot about Whoopass [Studios] that even jokingly calling someone the CEO would be crossing the line!”

    “Hell, is it any wonder why we love it here?” said Jeri.



    [1] Hat tip to @Plateosaurus for reminding me about Mischievous Miles. Read about the attempted production in our timeline here.
     
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