Opening of Sledge Hammer! (2013)
Ext – Los Angeles[1] – Streets – Day
We open In Media Res. A sketchy PUNK (Sean Gunn, brother of director James Gunn) runs down the streets, ducking through the crowds, occasionally knocking over innocent bystanders. His face is one of pure terror. He occasionally looks over his shoulder, watching out for his pursuer. Exciting retro instrumental music plays, framed by the brass fanfare from the
Sledge Hammer! TV series theme.
CUT TO his pursuer: his well-shined shoes, his massive fists, his broad shoulders within his suit coat, framing his thin necktie, the gleaming LAPD badge on his belt. Finally, CUT TO the determined face of Inspector SLEDGE HAMMER (Dave Bautista), who dramatically takes off his aviator sunglasses. The fanfare plays triumphantly as he pursues his quarry.
The PUNK turns down a side street. SLEDGE HAMMER pursues. He pulls out AMIGO, his custom .44 Magnum Revolver, from his shoulder holster, takes aim, and fires, shattering a shopkeeper’s window inches from the PUNK’S head. The PUNK shrieks. As SLEDGE HAMMER runs by the store, the SHOP KEEP (Jerry Seinfeld) looks out through the shattered window, shocked.
Shop Keep
(arms out, palms up) What the hell, man?
Sledge Hammer
Trust me, citizen, I know what I’m doing. (turns to PUNK) Stop, evildoer!!
SLEDGE HAMMER shoots at the PUNK again, blowing out a traffic light. Two cars crash horribly in the intersection.
Sledge Hammer
(looks at gun) Are you feeling alright, Amigo?
The PUNK vaults over a stone wall, parkour style. SLEDGE HAMMER swings over the wall in pursuit. They are now running through a playground. SLEDGE HAMMER shoots again, and again, popping a 5-year-old kid’s balloons, causing him to cry.
The PUNK runs across the street into a Fun Tyme Pizza chain. SLEDGE HAMMER pursues.
Int – Los Angeles – Fun Tyme Pizza – Day
SLEDGE HAMMER and the PUNK are ducking and dodging around video games and kids playing whack-a-mole. SLEDGE HAMMER shoots again, blowing the head off of an animatronic bunny (Billy West) that is talking to a group of small kids, among them PAULINE, the birthday girl.
Bunny Robot
And a huh-huh-happy birthday to you, Pauline! What do you want for your b… (BLAM!) …buh-buh-biiirrrrr…..
PAULINE and the other kids scream in terror.
Ext – Los Angeles – Streets – Day
The PUNK runs out of the Pizza joint, crossing a busy highway, sliding across the hood of a car as it screeches to a halt in front of him. SLEDGE HAMMER pursues, running into the street. Cars honk and slam their breaks and swerve to avoid hitting him. They fishtail and roll and slam into one another in a massive multi-car pileup. Car after car crashes. Soon a gasoline tanker truck jackknifes and is hit by another truck, rupturing the tank trailer and causing fuel to leak in a long stream that inches menacingly towards a burning sedan. The driver flees from the truck just as it EXPLODES in a MASSIVE FIREBALL.
SLEDGE HAMMER runs on, framed by the explosion, oblivious to the carnage in his wake, single-minded in his pursuit of the PUNK.
Finally, the PUNK cuts down a narrow alleyway just dodging one more shot from AMIGO, which blows out the window of a police cruiser, causing its occupant, a COP with a doughnut in his mouth to bug out his eyes and faint.
SLEDGE HAMMER enters the alleyway, the PUNK neatly framed. He takes careful aim, and pulls the trigger. Click! Click! Empty.
Sledge Hammer
(to gun) Oh, come on, Amigo! Heck of a time to go dry on me.
The PUNK bounces off of both alley walls and over a wooden gate in a dazzling parkour move. SLEDGE HAMMER jumps and grabs the top of the gate. The gate falls over, SLEDGE HAMMER landing on his back, the fallen gate atop him.
SLEDGE HAMMER groans beneath the gate.
CUT TO the cockily smiling PUNK as he runs off. He darts down another ally and takes a rest against a wall, catching his breath.
Punk
Whoa, what a freaking maniac! Glad I lost hi… (shrieks like a girl)
JUMP SCARE as SLEDGE HAMMER appears from screen left, grabbing the screaming PUNK by his collar.
Sledge Hammer
So, punk, you thought you could outrun Justice. But it’s just us now, and just in time for you to go to justly to jail for your crimes. Scum like you are the scum that scums up this great city, you scummy punk. But even the scummiest of scum can’t stand up to the amazing cleaning power of THE LAW, which is moi, capice? Me and my Amigo here. Ain’t that right, Amigo?
Punk
Um, you talk to your gun? That’s not healthy, ma…
Sledge Hammer
(points AMIGO aggressively) Don’t you DARE badmouth my Amigo, you trashy punk! Trash like you trash up this city and…
Punk
(interrupts) Um…I hate to be a bother, but I think you already did the trash thing.
Sledge Hammer
That was scum, you filth!
Punk
You’re right, my bad.
Sledge Hammer
(beat) Your bad indeed!
SLEDGE HAMMER pistol whips the PUNK with AMIGO, knocking him cold[2].
Sledge Hammer
Nighty night, Punk. Sleep tight. Dream sweet dreams of Lady Justice…kicking your punk ass! Now, to return your ill-gotten gains to their rightful owner. But first…
SLEDGE HAMMER tenderly and lovingly kisses AMIGO.
Sledge Hammer
Great work today, my sweet, sweet Amigo...
CUT TO…
Int – Los Angeles – Circle K – Day
SLEDGE HAMMER walks boldly up the aisle of the Circle K to the BORED TEENAGER behind the counter. As the fanfare triumphantly blasts, he slaps down the stolen goods: a single pack of Chewy Chompers Gummy Chimps that the Punk had pocketed.
Sledge Hammer
There you are, citizen, your stolen property, rightfully returned.
Bored Teenager
Um…thanks…?
Sledge Hammer
(interrupts, turns and stares into middle distance) No need to thank me, citizen. The thanks of sweet Lady Justice are all the thanks I need. (beat) You’re welcome.
CUT TO…
Ext – Los Angeles – Circle K – Day
SLEDGE HAMMER walks out from the Circle K, shot triumphantly from a low angle, a titan among men. He puts on his aviator sunglasses and crosses his arms.
Freeze Frame.
Big gaudy Title Card with 3D letters filling up the screen: “SLEDGE HAMMER!”
Needle drop of Peter Gabriel’s “Sledge Hammer”, starting with the opening fanfare (“Nuh-nuh nah nah nuh-Naaaaahhhh! Nuh Nuh!”) as the Title Card appears.
Unfreeze. Title Card disappears. (“Nuh-nuh nah nah nuh-Naaaaahhhh! Nuh Nuh!”) SLEDGE HAMMER walks off camera right.
Roll Opening Credits[3], CUTTING between various LA landmarks before settling on SLEDGE HAMMER driving his crappy old faded green ‘81 Dodge St. Regis, as “Sledge Hammer” plays on (“You could have a Steam Train…”).
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Social Networks (2010)
The rise of Social Media platforms like Lilypad and E-Community have ironically made us more interconnected, and yet less personally connected as we stare at our computers all day. And Nokia’s new Intelephones are only going to accelerate these trends. Creator Mike Judge has seen enough, and thus brings us
Connected, a brutal deconstructive parody of the industry and technology though the fictional company of Facetime. Partnering with Whoopass Studios and Hyperion Pictures,
Connected follows company CEO Zack Lundberg (Zach Galifianakis) from his days as a Dorm Rat at the South Hampton Institute of Technology (better known by its acronym, naturally) through his corporate rise and increasingly ironic disconnection to his employees and friends. A twisting psychological comedy and satire of the Internet Age,
Connected reminds us, in the funniest way possible, that it’s the human connections that we make, not the technological toys or fortunes that we acquire, that make us rich and connected.
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Connected; Rated T for Profanity, Adult Situations, and Substance Use; ⭐⭐⭐
A Salute to Harryhausen (2012)
Skeleton Crew Productions Chairman and CEO Tim Burton has long been a fan of Special Effects pioneer Ray Harryhausen. And his latest film,
Argonauts, a brilliant remake of the Harryhausen classic
Jason and the Argonauts, is living, loving proof. Closely following the events and much of the dialog of the 1963 classic,
Argonauts, starring Jason Momoa as Jason and Olivia Wilde as Medea, reenacts many of the classic scenes, from the Hydra to the cyclops to the Skeleton Warriors, using modern effects, the latter done through a combination of visual motion capture and digital pantomime that lend real weight and realism to the fight[4]. And yet the framing and motion of the effects deliberately hearken back to Harryhausen’s original in clear homage (Harryhausen was apparently consulted, appears as an extra, and was at the debut). Burton’s signature style is all over the film as well, while Ivan Raimi’s dialog gives everything a touch of self-reverential camp that is endearing rather than distracting, evoking the original dialog without either aping it or mocking it. Momoa manages to exude a strong, masculine confidence while remaining vulnerable and human, and is at times surprisingly funny. And while the film remains pure popcorn fare, it does slip in some poignant statements on the nature of expectations and setting your own course. All said, this is a fun summer fantasy film and well worth your time.
Absolutely
not this
Argonauts; Rated T for Action, Violence, some Horror Elements, and Adult Themes; ⭐⭐⭐
A Story of the Brothers Disney (2013)
For decades the Walt Disney Entertainment Company has been very careful in how they portray their founder and namesake Walt Disney. Much as Walt ironically became buried by his own public persona, so did the Disney company try for decades after his death to maintain the pure-as-fallen-snow Uncle Walt façade. In doing so, they managed to bury not just the human behind the iconic persona, but the critical contributions of his hard-working brother Roy, who built the studio with him, the grounded businessman who balanced the starry-eyed dreamer. In
Wish Upon a Star, Walt Disney Productions brings us a much more candid tale of the Disney Brothers, with Tom Hanks and Paul Giamatti playing Walt and Roy, respectively. And in doing so, it makes us appreciate the two men all the more.
It’s a sincere and Capraesque movie at its heart, and a loving tribute to the two men as well as their wives and children, and yet it doesn’t shy away from their challenges, or try to whitewash their complex history. It follows the brothers’ lives together, from their shared challenges growing up in an abusive home, to their rise together in the nascent animation industry, to their momentous falling-out and their eventual reconciliation. We see all sides of the men. We see Walt drink and smoke and argue with his brother and lose patience with his nephew Roy E., and yet we also see his heartwarming moments with Roy E., building model trains together, and endearing moments with his own daughters. And we see Roy suppress his anger and swallow his pride as his younger brother essentially takes over the studio they founded together, and yet still works tirelessly to see his brother’s ridiculously optimistic visions successfully enacted.
Both Disney brothers are thus treated with nuance and respect, even as we see both sides of their core humanity, which ultimately makes the two far more relatable and endearing than any stylized, whitewashed portrayal ever could.
(Image source Slate)
Wish Upon a Star; Rated PG for mild Profanity, Alcohol and Tobacco Use, and Adult Themes; ⭐⭐⭐½
The Cowboy Cop gets Clobbered (2013)
You’ve likely forgotten about the 1986-1988 Alan Spencer ABC Cowboy Cop parody series
Sledge Hammer! starring David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin. Thankfully, Universal Pictures did not. With the ongoing blowback against the late 5th season excesses of the
Detective Killian series, a series which reconstructed the old
Dirty Harry and
Death Wish cowboy cop tropes but devoid of any nuance or social commentary, the stage was set for the return of the series that skewered said tropes.
This comedic action film parody of the same name stars former WCW wrestler turned character actor Dave Bautista, whom you’ve likely known as “Tough Guy #2” or “Aggressive Prisoner” or may have barely recognized under his makeup as the monstrous cyclops in last year’s
Jason and the Argonauts remake. Well, the big and blunt blusterer got his big break, and honestly, blew us away! For all of his Pro Wrestler bravado, Bautista has proven to have not just a good screen presence, but a natural sense of comedic timing and a just-buried layer of emotional depth that brings humanity to what easily could have been a one-note character in the titular Inspector Sledge Hammer.
As the name implies, Hammer is a blunt force tool who takes the tropes of the Cowboy Cop and dials them well past eleven. He’s a living, breathing mass of toxicity and insensitivity, violent, erratic, and quick to use the gun even when it’s wildly inappropriate. He’s the type of man who rescues the kitten from the tree using his literally beloved .44 Magnum, which he adoringly calls his “Amigo” (don’t worry, he shoots the limb, not the kitten!). He’s the type of man whose actions in fighting crime tend to cause far more destruction and chaos than they prevent. And on the subject of “Amigo”, which “sleeps” next to him on a silk pillow, his love for his gun borders on actual romance, with numerous Rom-Com tropes used to frame the man-Magnum relationship.
But equally shining is Rashida Jones as Hammer’s new partner and foil Detective Dori Doreau, who was forced upon him by Captain Trunk (Carl Weathers) in a seemingly futile effort to curb his destructive habits. She’s the latest in a long line of partners who, like Spinal Tap drummers, tend not to last long. As the straight woman and audience surrogate, she endeavors to curb not just his destructive habits, but his blatant sexism and misogyny, with results that are mixed to say the least. Either way, their on-screen chemistry makes for an enjoyable partnership that helps to make even the most deliberately cringeworthy excesses of Hammer into moments of hidden humanity. And Jones’ natural dry wit makes Doreau a standout character in her own right, transforming what could have been a moralistic role into one whose partnership with Hammer transforms them both.
All of this is framed by a deliberately formulaic plot to take over the city involving a corrupt mayor (William Shatner) scheming with a greedy real estate mogul (Alfred Molina) and the local crime boss (Steve Buscemi), all played to hammy, deliberately stereotypical excess. And director James Gunn brings the audience in on the joke, using the clichés of the genre and some epic needle drops as a framework upon which to build a fun and thrilling over-the-top action-comedy parody in the vein of
Last Action Hero, yet a film also chock-a-block with the very same thrilling car chases and foot chases and quips and explosions and fist fights that made the Buddy Cop genre popular to begin with. Some scenes even lovingly quote the implausibly over-the-top action scenes from Bollywood action films.
Bollywood Action is the undisputed master of Crazy Awesome (Image source Tenor)
And yet what makes this film more than just a parody of
Dirty Harry is its core of humanity. Rather than subconsciously revel in the problematic old tropes that it parodies, it viciously deconstructs them and uses them as a dark mirror against toxic, self-destructive behaviors, bigotry, and misogyny. And Bautista, an outspoken feminist, makes clear both on-screen and off that Hammer’s behavior is a problem to be fixed, not a virtue to be emulated.
In the end,
Sledge Hammer! elevates the source material while paying due tribute to it, delves into some serious issues on toxicity and misogyny in a more than superficial way without getting “preachy”, and is a fun summer action-comedy popcorn film to boot.
This as a film starring Dave Bautista and Rashida Jones (Image source Just Watch)
Sledge Hammer! Rated T for over-the-top comedic Action, Profanity, and Adult Themes ⭐⭐⭐
A Tumultuous Time in our History (2014)
Numerous films have dealt with the American Civil War and others the dark era of Jim Crow. And yet few have meaningfully touched the transformational period in between beyond lazy “Carpetbagger” stereotypes.
Reconstruction, a historical epic from Spike Lee and MGM that follows a former slave family and their former enslavers in Mississippi, does. Set in the 1870s under the presidency of Ulysses S. Grant, the tale follows newly freed slave Titus (Michael Clark Duncan) and his wife Belle (Viola Davis) as they deal with the aftermath of the war that set them free. Pulled between the twin poles of hope for the future as they try to dig out a living as sharecroppers on the estate of their former master Thaddeus Farquhar (a nuanced portrayal by John Larroquette) and fear for their lives as violence grows with the rise of the KKK (led by a frightening Michael Rooker), Titus and Belle act as our eyes and ears for this sadly forgotten yet pivotal period of American history. In them we see the hope for what might have been had Reconstruction succeeded in its aims and the tragedy of how it failed, and allowed for a century of oppression and violence. And in
Reconstruction we finally have the film that we’ve needed for over a century. We can only hope that it spurs a larger discussion on what is to come.
Reconstruction; Rated R for Violence, Scenes of Rape and Torture, Racist Language, Nudity, Substance Use, and Adult Themes; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Warriors of Silicon Valley (2016)
The Dot-Com Bubble marked a disastrous beginning for the 2000s, and the subsequent Green Bubble of 2003 sent the nation into Recession. But what caused this mess? And are we heading down the same road? These are the questions that Gus Van Sant asks in
Venture, a naturalistic look inside the world of Venture Capital and its effect on Stock Market speculation and asset bubbles inspired by the recent failure of several Silicon Valley banking institutions. Leo DiCaprio shines as a Venture Capitalist and Angel Investor who goes by the telling pseudonym Gabriel Archer, a fictionalized take on the many such investors whose high-risk investments fuel the growth of the Tech Industry. And as the recent banking crisis in the Silicon Valley attests, they have failed to learn from their past mistakes.
Venture introduces us to Silicon Valley and other tech Hubs in the late 1990s, a world of greed, excess, sin, debauchery, and white-collar crime, and which plays out like a mafia movie, albeit one populated by Tech Bros and Accounting Nerds. It’s part exposé, part crime film, part exploration of human nature, and gives real insight into the often-opaque world of High-Tech Startups.
Like this, but for Silicon Valley rather than Wall Street (Image source E24)
Venture; Rated R for Profanity, Nudity, Sexuality, Substance Use, and Adult Situations; ⭐⭐⭐½
Doubling Toronto (2017)
At this point it’s an established cliché that every film, no matter where it is set, will be at least partially filmed in Toronto, Canada, even while almost no films are actually
set there. Toronto native Mike Meyers apparently had enough of this and teamed with Parody Producers Trey Parker and Matt Stone to bring us the ironically named
Filmed in Toronto, a screwball comedy about a recently divorced Toronto Film Board executive named Ian Soorie (Meyers) who acts as an intermediary for arranging location shoots in Toronto for major Hollywood producers and directors (a plethora of self-deprecating “as himself” cameos from Spielberg to Kathryn Bigelow to Stephen King to Ben Stiller), all the while struggling in his dysfunctional dating life, particularly once Magical Dragon Girlfriend parody Zoey McToque (Zooey Deschanel, naturally) enters his life.
But just to take things a step further, Meyers, Parker, and Stone
deliberately never filmed a single minute of the film in Toronto or any adjacent city! In fact, they went out of their way to film on locations in New York, New Jersey, New Orleans, Miami, Seattle, Atlanta, and even California, with some scenes so blatantly
not happening in Toronto that no attention needs to be drawn to the matter, such as scenes with visible palm trees or other cities’ famous landmarks. In one hilariously egregious example, the scene set at the CN Tower is clearly filmed in and around the Seattle Sky Needle. Canadian audiences, particularly Torontonians who constantly have to see their home city portrayed as somewhere else, will appreciate both the meta-joke and the numerous Canadian and Toronto references, from a visit to Tim Horton’s (actually a Duncan Donuts with awkwardly placed Horton’s signs), to a drive past the Indian shops of Gerrard Street (actually Edison, NJ), to a Chinatown that’s clearly San Francisco’s, to a ride on the TTC (actually the iconic San Francisco and New Orleans Streetcars, switching mid-scene in a deliberately jarring cut). Jokes about endless construction abound and there seems to be a racoon in every scene, for reasons that I assume Torontonians understand. They even extend the meta-joke to another oft-doubled Canadian city, with Ian’s business trip to Vancouver actually filmed in Miami[5].
A beauty of a day in Toronto, eh? (Image source iStock Photo)
This madness frames a warped, farcical comedy of errors and sexcapades that savagely slaughters all the tropes and clichés of Rom-Coms in a way that reminds one of early Woody Allen. The entire film industry, from virtue-signaling Hollywood Royalty to greedy meddling narcissistic studio executives to the shady business of “industry incentives”, are viciously mocked, but in over-the-top ways that only add to the madcap rather than distract from it (this film refuses to take itself seriously or ask you to). The results are a fun and delightfully frivolous bit of comedy entertainment that goes far beyond the central meta-concept and into something universally enjoyable, even if only Torontonians will get all the jokes (sorry).
Filmed in Toronto; Rated T for Profanity, Adult Situations, Substance Use, and Sexuality; ⭐⭐⭐½
A Stark Lesson in Physics and Humanity (2018)
Director Denis Villeneuve continues to make a name for himself as an auteur of Kubrickian proportions. And
Relativity is no exception. Following Astronaut Andrew Bains (Jake Gyllenhaal) as he explores a black hole, knowing that he’s on a one-way journey that will take him forever away from his family but just might save the world,
Relativity is a psychological drama which jumps between Bains’ mission and his dramatic past that leads up to it. A Postmodern exploration of time and relationships and memory,
Relativity asks us hard questions about humanity and human nature, questions that appear lost on those nerdy internet detractors who just focus on why they didn’t send an unmanned probe (even though they explain why in the film). As much an experience as a movie,
Relativity marks Villeneuve as a director to watch going forward.
(Image source The Express)
Relativity; Rated T for Intense Action, Profanity, Substance Use, and Adult Situations; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Del Toro does his Creature (2020)
Back in 1998 the world saw a catastrophe in Roland Emmerich’s
Creature from the Black Lagoon, a remake so hated that it killed the Universal Monsters Renaissance singlehandedly. And yet studio intrigues, backstabbing producers, a troubled production of
Apocalypse Now levels, and the infamy of Andy Dick led to a mindless monster film that paled to Peter Jackson's original treatment. Now, of course, after nearly a quarter century, Gill-man fans have been spoiled for choice - from Neill Blomkamp's take two years ago (based heavily on a retooled version of Peter Jackson's - who served as executive producer - original treatment) to this spiritual remake from Guillermo del Toro.
Del Toro, even as a child, found himself rooting for the unlikely romance between the Gill-man and Kay Lawrence in the 1954 original[6]. He spent much of his career trying to take this unorthodox approach to the big screen, and the fact that he succeeded is a testament to his love for the central story. It’s also a subtle expose on the nature of race coding in horror films, and a not-so-subtle deconstruction of them as del Toro places them right out in the open, resulting in a tale about prejudice, forbidden love, and discrimination. And the result is breathtaking, an exploration of love and sensuality that can’t be described, only experienced.
Black Lagoon; Rated T for Violence, Profanity, Adult Themes, and Sexuality; ⭐⭐⭐½
Bent Crude (2022)
The transition from the Fossil Fuel Economy to a Green Economy has been messy, and will likely continue to be so for at least another decade. Caught in the middle of all this are the Roughnecks who work the oceanic drilling platforms, a dangerous and thankless job that none-the-less remains necessary to keep the transportation infrastructure that feeds us going[7]. And
Tar, which follows Chris Cooper’s Johnny Brandt and his roughneck crew, takes a hard-nosed look at the job, the people who perform it, its dangers, and its corporate politics. Even the most dedicated Environmentalist is likely to take a new and sympathetic look at the roughnecks after seeing this film.
Tar; Rated R for Violence, Profanity, Sexuality, Nudity, and Substance Use; ⭐⭐⭐
In Brief:
- Birdemic: (2010) Wiseau Productions brings us this frightening thriller about a strain of common avian flu that proves highly-transmissible and deadly to humans; ⭐⭐⭐
- Holcomb: (2010) A stunning drama about a recent widower starring Tom Hanks; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- By the Book: (2011) A rather forgettable buddy comedy film with Tupac and Cobain as a cop and a priest, respectively; ⭐⭐
- Money Ball: (2011) A by-the-numbers crime thriller; ⭐⭐
- Fat Lady: (2012) Melissa McCarthy stars in this Hyperion comedy about a con artist who hides from the cops by impersonating a famous operatic soprano. It ain’t over until…you know; ⭐⭐½
- Sirens: (2012) A surprisingly engaging Fantasia creature feature that will make you rethink mermaids; ⭐⭐⭐
- The Joke Gets Old: (2012) Tommy Wiseau’s last film before his arrest for embezzlement and money laundering, this tale of a struggling alcoholic stand-up comedian starring Steve Carell, Amy Sedaris, and Steven Colbert is heartfelt and true; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quantum Mechanics: (2013) An unabashedly nerdy romantic comedy about the awkward love between a particle physicist and a car mechanic, produced by Jeri Ellsworth; ⭐⭐⭐½
- Bad Mother Trucker: (2013) A recently-divorced mother of three (Tina Fey) takes a job driving a Big Rig; ⭐⭐⭐
- American Hustle: (2013) A raunchy, low-brow, modern day exploitation film; ⭐
- Transformers: The Rise of Unicron: (2014) The Transformers take to space in this visual and emotional feast; director Genndy Tartakovsky shines; ⭐⭐⭐
- Vicariously: (2014) A wicked and twisting sex comedy; ⭐⭐⭐
- Consequences: (2014) A suburban father (Robert Carradine) with a college-age daughter is forced to confront the consequences of his own sex crimes while in college in the 1980s; ⭐⭐⭐½
- Birdman: (2015) Columbia releases a comedically campy film and superhero parody directed by James Gunn and starring Dave Bautista as the Hanna-Barbera avian superhero; ⭐⭐⭐
- Give ‘Em Hell: (2015) A delightful Harry Truman biopic starring Bryan Cranston; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Moonlight: (2016) A mindless blood-and-gore werewolf film; ⭐½
- Lockup: (2016) Tupac Shakur stars in this story of the abuses at a for-profit prison; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Oscar Goldman: (2016) Parker and Stone produce this satire of “Oscar Bait” films following holocaust orphan Oscar Goldman as he loses his beloved dog to rabies, helps his special needs brother, comes to terms with his closeted homosexuality, and helps inner-city school kids excel, complete with several over-the-top original Oscar Bait songs by Celine Dion, Sir Elton John, Sir Freddie Mercury[8], and someone pretending to be Barbara Streisand; ⭐⭐
- Where the Sun Don’t Shine: (2017) A Smart Slasher following a vampire in Alaska; ⭐⭐⭐
- Ned or Alive: (2017) A awkward divorcee (Jason Sudekis) gets mistaken for a dangerous wanted fugitive.;⭐⭐
- Vice: (2018) A priest deals with his secret life of sin and addiction; ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Walk This Way: (2019) Jonah Hill brings us this tale of two young geeks who find common ground in Mel Brooks films; ⭐⭐⭐
- Savage: (2019) Director/Writer/Producer Genndy Tartakovsky brings us a visceral, atmospheric tale set after the end of the world starring Dave Bautista in a rare non-comedic role as the unnamed titular “Savage”; ⭐⭐⭐½
- Running Out of Ideas: (2020) Another Full Meta film by Charlie Kaufman about a man struggling to write the screenplay for the film that is his life; ⭐⭐⭐
- Just Filler at This Point: (2021) A struggling author juggles a budding romance, a would-be writing career, and a day job; ⭐⭐
- Out of Time: (2022) A visually stunning Science Fiction Drama starring Mathew McConaughey; ⭐⭐⭐½
- Reaching the End: (2022) A widower (Steve Carell) comes to terms with a cancer diagnosis; ⭐⭐⭐½
- Game Over, Man: (2023) A Jeri Ellsworth documentary on the Great Video Game Crash of 1983; ⭐⭐⭐
- One Last Troll: (2023) The newly-freed Tommy Wiseau gives us one last foray into the world of The Troll, just for TEH LULZ; ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
[1] The Series was technically set in San Francisco, but mostly filmed in LA. And since SF wanted nothing to do with the series or its representation of its officers, the city went unnamed through its run. Gunn just makes it LA.
[2] The Punk will appear again, in a wheel chair with a massive head bandage, launching an excessive force lawsuit.
[3] An expository driving montage through the streets of LA as Sledge Hammer narrates in voiceover. “The City of Angels. Ha! More like the City of…you know, the horny little red dudes.”
[4] As he did with Jurassic park, Burton will release a Special Edition with stop-mo special effects and remastered color to give it a 1960s Eastmancolor look.
[5] Hat tip to
@Plateosaurus for the deep-cut Toronto references.
[6] Given the “near miss” of the 1997 film and the fact that del Toro had literally been sitting on the idea since childhood (predates the Point of Departure by over a decade), a second-order butterfly seemed very likely. Also, fragrant fan service and a call back to one of the
more popular Guest Posts. Charles Dance will return as the much more nuanced antagonist and Lena Headley will even play the female protagonist’s mother, and call the film experience “cathartic”. You’re welcome.
[7] Even with an earlier beginning of a transition to electric vehicles, certain vehicles like aircraft, heavy trucks, and container ships will still need to depend on petroleum-based fuels for an extended transition period.
[8] Mercury’s satirical “Smash the Glass Door”, which mercilessly slaughters the musical tropes of sappy Oscar bait songs, will ironically win the 2016 Best Original Song Oscar.