Little is known about East Germany following the construction of the
Greater Anti-Fascist Protective Wall in 1992. Forty meters in height and guarded by armed NVA soldiers, The Wall surrounds the entirety of the country, forming a large ring around the smaller Anti-Fascist Protective Wall that surrounds the entirely of West Berlin. Constructed by comradely Laotian socialist guest workers, it keep unwanted outsiders out of East Germany. More importantly, it keeps the East Germans in, creating a population of hostages which remains the nation's greatest source of leverage in extracting economic and diplomatic concessions from neighboring states. At least until Chairman Krenz can get those nuclear reactors operational.
While an estimated 80% of the East German population --- including the majority of the East German government --- fled during the upheavals of the late 80s and early 90s that brought down the rest of Europe's communist states, few have managed to defect since the construction of The Wall.
Erika Jähnke is one of the few known to have made it over. Born in the port city of Rostock, Erika's parents allegedly constructed a trebuchet in their backyard. Once their daughter was eight years old and deemed capable of surviving the flight, they launched her over The Wall in search of a better life. After spending nearly a week adrift in the Baltic Sea, she was picked up by a Danish trawler. Her arrival in Denmark sparked significant controversy, with far right elements violently demonstrating against the possibility of the girl being granted asylum. After spending nearly a month in a maximum security detention facility, Danish courts demanded that she be returned to her homeland. Little is known about Erika's fate, or the fate of her parents, following her arrival in East Berlin aboard a food aid plane.
One East German who managed to successfully defect was
Max Granschow. The expanded format of the 2016 European Football Championships allowed the DDR, typically considered one of the minnows of European soccer, to qualify for the tournament. They were minnows in more than one sense of the word, with the average height of their players being five feet tall. Between their manlet status, retro playing style, and even retroer hairstyles, the East Germans won the hearts of spectators, even as they lost all three of their matches. Following the tournament, twelve of the twenty-three players attempted to defect to France. Eleven were caught by eleven of the other players, who were apparently all undercover Stasi agents masquerading as footballers the whole time. But Granschow, the diminutive defensive midfielder, managed to fit himself in a woman's carry-on suitcase and take a train to the city of Angoulême in Nouvelle-Aquitaine. Although he was a star in East Germany, Graschow's playing ability disappointed French scouts, leading to suspicion that the midfielder was, in fact, a Stasi agent as well. But, soon after being cleared and granted asylum, local semi-pro club Angoulême CFC took a flyer and signed the mullet-wearing East German in what many supporters considered a cynical bid to sell tickets.