This ship, much larger than either the AH.com Ship or CF.net Ship, featured in DON'T MENTION THE PORN! and THE CERTIFIED WRITING MACHINE. It is based on the Changing The Times website, with Chris in command and a crew including Scott Palter, Thomas Wm. Hamilton, and an alternate G.Bone.

Unlike the other ships, the CTT.net is capable of projecting man-sized portals to other timelines, and has a deck full of these portals, all leading to different periods of history.

The CTT.net was taken over by Floid and The Germans in DON'T MENTION THE PORN!, and was damaged in the AH.commers' successful attempt to retake it for Chris.

According to Chris, the CTT.net was once a Multiverse Ship from the Multiverse War…but that's a secret.