It's interesting to see Fitzhugh and Feuerbach talked about as the two great enemies of liberal democracy, wonder if we're going to see Communism and Fascism break out a little earlier ttl. The fact that Fitzhugh is getting this treatment also probably doesn't bode well for where America is going after this war.
Carlyle, Fitzhugh and Feuerbach are more the intellectual progenitors of aristism than the people who try to implement it.
Because I'm me, I have to ask what Max Stirner is doing.
Now you've got me looking at all the Hegelians, trying to figure out which ones have gone to Hanover or Göttingen.
And if anybody's studied chemistry, please comment. I want to know if I got anything wrong.
Early in his administration, John Quincy Adams (a man whose enthusiasm for science at times exceeded his knowledge of it) had directed the War Department and the Department of the Navy to encourage America’s scientists to search for the lost secret of Greek fire. This enterprise, of course, could never succeed at that precise goal—even if some lucky chemist did indeed stumble on the correct formula, that chemist would never know, because there were no existing samples of Greek fire to compare it with. However, there was reason to hope that in the search, someone would come across something that would serve as an effective weapon against the Royal Navy.
As the War Department considered the problem, they realized that they needed more than one type of incendiary. Against the sides of the ships themselves, what was needed was a thick, adhesive substance that, like the original Greek fire, would cling to the tarred timbers of a ship while imparting enough heat to eventually ignite those timbers. Against sailcloth and rigging—as well as against artillery positions and the men who held them—what was needed was something thinner that aerosolized readily (so that the explosion would encompass the largest possible volume) and would penetrate cloth and rope before it ignited.
By 1837 there were over a hundred chemists vying for the government’s attention, from the Stabler brothers down to patent-medicine sellers. As these chemists guarded their secrets carefully, most of their formulas are as difficult to reconstruct as Greek fire itself. Through their own purchasing records, and descriptions of the effects of their incendiaries, we can sometimes infer at least some of the ingredients, if not their proportion or the method of their manufacture. Benjamin Talbot Babbitt, later remembered as the Stabler Brothers’ chief competitor in the manufacture of soaps and detergents[1] and for his assistance with the design of the Rasmussen gun or “barrel-roller”[2], amassed a small fortune during the War of 1837 through the manufacture of “Babbitt’s Best Incendiary,” a simple, predictable, and effective anti-sailcloth incendiary composed of triple-distilled alcohol and rapeseed oil (similar to modern brassicic oil)[3]. The reliability of his product, and his ability to produce it in bulk, made him one of the government’s most sought-after contractors.
Unlike Babbitt, most of the chemists the Army and Navy dealt with were indeed charlatans, unaccustomed to giving value for money. But it was more dangerous to defraud the government than to defraud the sick, and incendiaries were much simpler to concoct than medicines. If one began with naphtha[4], lard, coal oil, vegetable oil, distilled alcohol, tar, or resin, and mixed in such ingredients as saltpeter, sawdust, acetone, flour, powdered coal or charcoal, camphor, or sulfur, it would be hard to create something that didn’t light easily and burn hot. The challenge would be creating the hottest or longest-burning possible flame—or rather, in convincing the government’s factors[5] that one had done so.
Although at least 52 chemists are on record as claiming that they had indeed gone on some unattested expedition to some site in Greece, Albania, Bosnia-Rumelia, Turkey, or Syria where they discovered the secret of true Greek fire, the rest made different claims. Some asserted honestly that they had developed their incendiary through their own dangerous experiments. Thomas Dyott, whose career in marketing nostrums had led him as far as the city of Hanover and who composed a sulfur-rich anti-rigging incendiary he called “the Blaueblume,” attributed his invention to an unknown “Dr. Robertson,” as was his usual practice. Other chemists hinted vaguely at having made bargains with unnamed dark powers to learn the secrets of the hottest fires, and labeled their products with terrifying, sometimes alliterative names that often included words like “Hellfire” or “Hellbrew.”
As Naval Secretary Abel P. Upshur observed, “There appears to be an inverse relationship between the effectiveness of an incendiary and the frightfulness of its name.” One example of this would be “Dr. Draco’s Diabolic Dragonfire.” The exact composition of this substance is lost, but descriptions of its appearance and effect reveal that it was based on tar or naphtha and must have possessed a heavy admixture of sawdust, as it generated a smell of woodsmoke guaranteed to strike fear in the heart of any sailor. If the crew kept their heads, however, they could extinguish the fire by repeatedly pouring buckets of water down the side of the ship. This would be worse than useless against a similar anti-timber incendiary, “Dr. Faust’s Flame Inextinguishable,” which must have been partly quicklime, calcium phosphide, or both, as it only burned hotter when soaked. Possibly the simplest and most obvious incendiary was the anti-rigging concoction “Beelzebub’s Briton-Burning Black Brew,” a solution of activated charcoal in alcohol which could be (and often was) drunk with no worse effect than constipation.
And then, of course, there was “Stabler Brothers’ Incendiary No. 23,” first used on November 17 as part of the defense of Fort Severn…
-Jordan Hammer & Stephen Blackwell, Before the Bronze[6] Age; A History of American Military Technology, Vol. 1
November 17, 1837
Fort Severn[7], Annapolis
1 p.m.
As soon as he heard that the British had landed at Galesville to the south, Henry Hartshorne Stabler nodded to Demby and Crain. “It’s time.”
The two burly Negroes nodded and walked back to the wagon.
Commodore William D. Porter, who commanded the fort (and yet was still finding excuses to spend time in Henry’s company—such was the curse of being incredibly rich) waited until they were out of earshot, then turned to Henry and said, “I always heard you didn’t have slaves.”
“Nor do I. Those are freedmen, and my company pays them well. Both are married. Crain has two children. Demby’s wife is pregnant. I tell you all this only so you’ll understand—I prefer that the black crates be handled at all times by men with… reasons to remain loyal.”
And I’d be happy to hire strong white men for the purpose, if there were any hope of finding a white man in a slave state who is willing to take a job that in any way resembles fetching and carrying. But one of those crates, in the hands of a man with nothing to lose, could bring about another Savannah.
Henry turned to his white assistant. “Lieutenant Evans?”
“Yes, sir?” Young Samuel B. Evans from New York State was from an old military family[8], but this was less important to Henry than the fact that he was one of the rocketeers who’d brought HMS
St. Lawrence to bay at Fort Niagara. For this operation, only the best would do.
“What is the highest point on this fort from which you could fire a rocket?”
“I can fire them from the top of the watchtower,” said Evans. “Shall I take the tripod up there?”
“Do so.” Henry was about to explain that according to eyewitnesses, the British were draping the sides of their ships with wet sailcloth, and there was only one reason he could think of that they would do that—to protect their ships against rocketry—and that if he had a dozen crates like this one, he would use some of them to burn the sailcloth away and deploy the rest against the naked hulls, but having only the one, he thought it best to… but none of that needed to be said. Evans was already following orders, as quickly as if he’d been an employee at one of the Stablers’ factories.
Although he’d bought a commission in the Virginia militia for the purpose, and was wearing their uniform, Henry knew he himself was no soldier. He was, in fact, a Quaker, and a part of his conscience was troubled at taking part in war in any way. But Galesville was an old Quaker settlement, and that hadn’t kept them safe from invasion. And his younger brother Dick was studying at Ferry Farm, which was not far out of the way of one of the two British armies now on American soil. The nation that had taken such losses to burn down the U.S. Naval Academy would surely not miss the chance to do some violence to one of America’s officer training schools.
And who knows—perhaps this will be the weapon that finally makes war too terrible for men to wage. We can hope.
Henry was more certain that Ferry Farm would be attacked than he was that the British would attack this city, or Baltimore, or both. Did they care that it was a state capital? Did they know that USS
Chippewa was at Baltimore, along with the rest of the fleet they’d forced to retreat? Their attack on Baltimore in the last war had been a failure—would that spur them to try again, or to choose a safer target this time?
Demby and Crain came back. They were carrying a box between them. It was cube-shaped, with handles on two sides, and it had been tarred all over like ship’s timbers so many times that it was waterproof.
“Do you really need two of them for a crate that size?” said Commodore Porter.
“No, but it makes accidents less likely. Speaking of which, does that tower have a pulley?”
“Yes, it does. We installed it so we could send up food to whoever’s keeping watch.”
“Can it handle fifty kilos?”
“It’s never had to, but there’s no reason it couldn’t.”
“Good.” The crate was heavy for its size. If they tried to carry it up that slender wooden ladder… there were too many ways that could go wrong.
“You seem to be going to a deal of trouble about this Greek fire of yours,” said Porter. “Forgive my skepticism, but as of now, I have rockets filled with three different ‘genuine’ Greek fires, as well as something called ‘Belphegor’s Bale-Fire’ and ‘Dr. Flammifer’s Hottest Hell-Brew.’ I have no doubt that all of them will burn, but…”
“Commodore, my brother and I do not claim that this is the Greek fire of history,” said Henry. “Indeed, I’m quite sure it’s not. If it had been, the Turks would never have dared leave the steppes.”
At least until the Greeks poisoned themselves making it.
* * *
4:15 p.m.
Standing watch at the top of the tower, Henry and Lieutenant Evans saw the signal rocket from the south long before anyone else did, and the British squadron came some ten minutes later. It couldn’t be the whole fleet from Galesville—just a portion of it. And Henry didn’t see anything that looked like one of the rocket or bomb ships they’d had in the Battle of Baltimore.
This is a probing attack. They didn’t come prepared for a serious attack on a city. They just want to know what they’re up against here.
Well, we can certainly enlighten them on that matter.
Lieutenant Evans picked up a headless rocket, made as if to fit it onto the tripod, and then turned to look at Henry. “Is it time, sir?”
Henry nodded, took a key out of his pocket and unlocked the crate, which was full of water to the brim. Inside, under the surface of the water, there were four Henry-Hunt bombheads[9] waiting to be screwed into place. The metal bombheads weren’t meant to be immersed in water, but they could survive it for a time, and what was inside them was never meant to be exposed to the air until it was exposed to the enemy.
“They’ve got ships there that fought us at Baltimore last time,” said Evans, looking through his spyglass. “The
Madagascar, the
Havannah…”
“How about the big one over there?”
“That would be… HMS
Howe. One of their first-rates. A hundred and… well, a lot of guns, sir. But I think we should be more concerned about the one wheeling around behind it. That’s… that’s the
Canopus, and it’s headed our way.” He took out a bombhead and screwed it into place. “In fact”—he held out the tip of his thumb at arm’s length, as if comparing it to some part of the approaching ship—“I do believe it is coming within range, sir.”
“Fire when ready, Lieutenant.”
The rocket screwed its way through the air towards the nose of the oncoming warship… and exploded a little too soon, engulfing the last few meters of the bowsprit in a cloud of smoke.
“Sorry, sir.”
“Can’t be helped. Reload and aim.”
As Evans was reloading, Henry took the spyglass and saw that the rocket hadn’t been completely wasted. Some of the incendiary had gotten on the bowsprit, creating a dazzling spatter of yellow-white fire that crackled and threw hot sparks in all directions. Henry knew that the smoke from that fire would burn the eyes and lungs of anyone it touched, that the heat would turn thick oak into charcoal, and that even if the crew could pour enough water to douse it, the No. 23 would begin smoldering again as soon as it dried out. But burning off the tip of a warship’s bowsprit was not what either of them had come here to do.
Evans fired the second rocket. This one tumbled so much in the air, Henry was afraid it would miss. Instead it struck the starboard railing and burst open, scattering gunpowder and No. 23 over the forecastle and down the side of the ship. A swathe of sailcloth burned clear through and fell into the Chesapeake. Henry couldn’t help pitying the men who were caught in that smoke. And from his vantage point, that cloud of smoke hid most of the deck of HMS
Canopus. But the ship was already beginning to turn.
Unfortunately,
Howe had already opened fire, and it had a lot of guns to do it with. Henry could see the pieces being knocked out of the sides of the fort. Intellectually, he knew that the odds of any one of those cannonballs hitting his watchtower were low. That didn’t stop him from wanting to scamper down the ladder and take shelter in whatever this place used for a cellar. He kept his eye on Lt. Evans, who was reloading as calmly as if the enemy weren’t there at all.
Evans fired again. This time he didn’t even wait to see if it hit, but reached down into the water for the last bombhead. Henry, however, could see it smash headfirst into the wall of the poop deck. The fire was so bright he had to shut his eyes for a moment, and it spat at the sailors on the quarterdeck as if it bore each of them a personal grudge. Then the smoke concealed it. Henry was beginning to feel like Dr. Frankenstein, tampering with forces he didn’t fully understand and could not control.
Theirs were not the only incendiary rockets—others were being fired from the walls of the fort. But the wet sailcloth on the sides seemed to be protecting the ships from the worst of their effect.
So much for Dr. Flammifer. And Belphegor, whoever he is. Buy all your incendiaries from the Stabler Brothers next time. We may not have enough of No. 23, but we’ve plenty of No. 19, and that burns as well as anything.
Evans fired again. This one was a perfect shot, hitting the quarterdeck at just the right angle to skip off it like a stone, spilling No. 23 across the deck in a broad fan.
Oh, dear God. Some of it landed on men.
Evans was already making his way down the ladder.
Smart fellow. I should do likewise. Now.
Looking through the ladder as he descended, Henry saw that
Canopus’ deck was covered in smoke, and the crew had given up trying to put out the fires. They were now abandoning the ship to her fate.
Howe, alas, was still in the fight. One of its cannonballs cut through one of the supports of the watchtower, causing it to tip over slowly to the side. But not slowly enough for Henry, who was still some five meters over the brick pavement.
The ladder tipped over. Lieutenant Evans got underneath it and struggled to hold it up, but he seemed to have it at an awkward angle.
Then Demby and Crain arrived. Between them, they pulled the ladder forward and lowered it to where Henry could simply jump off. Without a word, all four of them ran for the nearest shelter.
* * *
The rest of the battle, for Henry, was just noise—cannons, rockets, the resonant thunder of columbiads, the unmistakable sound of
Canopus exploding. Finally, the firing stopped. Henry got out to take a look.
HMS
Howe was withdrawing—it must have been struck by a columbiad. The gaping wound in its side was above the waterline, but was still a potential target for an incendiary rocket. And the rest of the fleet was withdrawing as well.
“They can’t afford more losses,” said Porter a little too loudly—his ears must have been ringing from the battle. “They’ve landed two armies, and will need to withdraw them sooner or later.”
“Sooner, I hope.”
“I will say it,” said Porter. “Your invention is a most potent weapon of war.”
Henry nodded, feeling more than a little like a fraud. His older brother had made some discoveries himself and had hired men who’d discovered much more, but the key ingredient in this horror wasn’t even an American invention. Seven years ago, a Frenchman named Charles Sauria with whom Thomas Stabler was in correspondence had developed white phosphorus for use in matches[10].
But God forgive us, we and our man Dr. Long were the ones who found a way to make a weapon of it. And despite how dangerous it is to make, I’m only sorry we can’t concoct it faster and in greater quantity.
[1] IOTL he was also a big name in the soap business.
[2] I.e. the Gatling gun
[3] A name that covers IOTL’s colza and canola oil.
[4] The most popular American term for crude oil ITTL
[5] Purchasing agents
[6] A reference to Project Bronze, TTL’s version of the Manhattan Project.
[7] On the site of IOTL’s U.S. Naval Academy.
[8] His grandfather was an American general in the ARW, and his uncle was Gen. Jacob Brown. IOTL he died at the Alamo.
[9] I.e., warheads.
[10] As IOTL.