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The Replacements

An episode of The Next Generation.

Season: 1

Episode: 1

Written by: Jord839

Air date: May 3, 2009

Trivia: Pilot episode of The Next Generation and showrunner Jord's first episode.

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The episode opens with a ship leaving the Hub on a mission from IAN, in lieu of the Ship. It is soon revealed that this is the MSS Luakel, crewed entirely by luakels. Its engines fail and it crashes immediately.

IAN thus sends Blue Max to recruit a new crew. He meets Big Tex and Wolf in the Pub, and the next day reveals a new ship for them: The MES Stranger. (Their previous ship was lost in an unspecified incident involving a poodle, a nuke, the Alamo, and spaghetti sauce.) The rest of the crew assembles in the ship, and all are launched on their first mission.

At the destination timeline, it is discovered that the Moon, as well as famous monuments all over the planet, has been replaced with a llama statue. The crew beams down in two parties; Team 1 is captured by ninjas working for “The Overlord”, while other ninjas curtail the effectiveness of Team 2.

Team 1 is brought before the Overlord: Urusai[inFi], who attempts to unleash a giant Man-Eating Llama on the world. Unfortunately for him, he is eaten by the llama, which Hashasheen blows up before it consumes Team 1.

In the end, Blue Max reveals that this whole mission was, in fact, a test of the Stranger's mettle.


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