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Hashasheen

Hashasheen is a member of the board from the Middle East, more specifically Lebanon. He is one of The Strangers. He is generally polite and helpful, unless you insult Lebanon, are Islamophobic or are just going full retard.


My thanks go out to Jasen777 for cleaning up my page and adding the pages below:

Hashasheen Legacy of the Insane

Ordos Suprema Arbita

Hashasheen's Miscellaneous

Hashasheen Doctrine


Eternal Rivals

  • Godsown1991: A matter of rivalry over respective Strangerverse Timelines, this has ended as Godsown's lack on being on the forum resulted in his TL's death.
  • David Bar Elias: Also a matter of rivalry (started by Hashasheen) over their respective Strangerverse Timelines (a Jewish one and a Muslim one). Since David Bar Elias hasn't been on for a while, this rivalry has also ended.
  • Ryder: Grand Master of the Kralltonic Order, there was a short duel between Ryder's military organisation and Hashasheen's OMGWTFASB! powers, ending in the defeat of the former and a truce signed between Krall and Hashasheen.
  • Jord839: Writer Chimp for AH.com: The Next Generation, all around Swiss-lover and substitute for Godsown1991, he was designated as the new Eternal Rival after a quip from Lord Genome.

The Prophecies of Hashasheen

The most famed (and true!) visions that came to the messenger and prophet known as Hashasheen, in chronological order:

1. July 4th 2009: http://alternatehistory.com/discussion/showpost.php?p=2568974&postcount=2

2. November 6th 2009: http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showpost.php?p=2879764&postcount=4


Works of Hashasheen

Hashasheen has several works on the board, though most have unfortunately died out due to writer's block, time-constraints or boredom. In chronological order, they are:

1. The Second Rise of Carthage: http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=108784

2. The Hashemite Strangerverse Timeline: http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=122508

3. “My name is Legion, for we are many” :http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=122512

4. Legacy of the Insane: http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=122508

5. The GLA War: http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=136743

6. WCW: The New Millennium: http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=167037


Titles

Hashasheen has procured many titles during his time on AH.com, and here they have been placed; in chronological order:

Commander of the Thande Liberation Army (dissolved 20 minutes after creation due to understanding it was just a meme)

Master of the ASB

Writer of the Musical Gospel of Hashasheen, “he who struck the Son of God and was smote with lightening as pay back”.

Eternal Enemy of Twilight

Supreme Arbiter of AH.com

Commander in Chief of the Ordos Suprema Arbita

Party Chairmen of the Hashasheen Syndicate (Now dissolved into the Stranger Syndicate)

Co-Founder of the EGO Coalition

Director-General of the EGO Coalition (now dissolved into the Egotistical Alliance of Liberty)

1st Party Chairmen of the Stranger Syndicate (Position handed over to TheDarkServant)

Policy Director of the Stranger Syndicate

Vice President of the Imperial Republic of AH.com

Minister of Science and Technology

5th Acting President of the Imperial Republic of AH.com

Contender for the Chief Director of the Imperial Bank of AH.com

Final SS Parliament delegate

His Majesty Hashasheen I, Caliph of Cardiovascular Catastrophe.

The Imam of Cool

The King of Thieves

THe Lord of Lebanon

The Inciter of Insanity

The All-Arabian Badass

Emperor of the Ego

Sultan of Self-Importance

The Imam of Irrationality

Lieutenant Colonel of the Royal Konstabulary

King Hashasheen the Great

King Hashasheen the Magnificent

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