“Our westernmost outpost, the guarantor of our future, lies naked to the foe, defended more by the inconvenience of its location than by the handful of cannon or the fewscore men charged with its defense. Should we act this day, we might in a year’s time make of Astoria City[1] a formidable fortress for liberty; should we neglect this matter and the British take it by force, we should be hard put to reclaim it.”
-Daniel Webster, “A Tide in the Affairs of Men,” April 18, 1837
One of the nicknames of the 48th Regiment of Foot was “the Surprisers.” It would be hard to say who was more surprised by their arrival at the mouth of the Columbia on February 27—the American colonists under Stephen Austin, or the 48th themselves.
Sir Stephen Arthur Goodman, who had celebrated his 57th birthday in January on board HMS Revenge while crossing the North Pacific, had been promoted from brevet colonel to full colonel and given command of the regiment. His mission was, on paper, quite simple—seize Fort Clatsop and establish effective control over Astoria Territory, or at least the American link to the Pacific Ocean. Complications first arose when the fleet of old warships and East Indiamen carrying the regiment rounded Cape Clatsop[2], only to find that the fort was not there.
Goodman, whose maps of the area were vague to the point of uselessness (see Fig. 21). saw that the time had come for reconnaissance. He put both his own men and the ships to work exploring the large and complex river’s mouth.
It was the East Indiaman David Clarke whose men, going up the Lewis and Clark River from Youngs Bay, stumbled across Fort Clatsop—or rather, the ruins of it—on the west bank of the river. With American settlement concentrated in the Willamette Valley well to the southeast, the fort had been abandoned five years ago, and the natives had long since plundered and burned it. A cursory inspection revealed that even when complete, it could never have housed a full battalion, let alone a regiment.
Fortunately for the British, that was not necessary. HMS Aboukir had already spotted Astoria City, the port for which the territory was named and which was still officially the capital. As HMS Aboukir had more cannon in one broadside than the entire city and the population of the city was slightly less than the number of men in the 48th, the city authorities found it expedient to surrender.
Governor Austin, however, did not, because Governor Austin was not there. In January, while the Columbia was iced over along its full length, he had traveled the 100 km upriver by sled to Symmes’ Landing to adjudicate a boundary dispute. At the moment, the river was still too icy for boats or ships, but the ice was nowhere near thick or consistent enough to walk or sled on. He could not return to Astoria, and it would be some time before the British could approach him.
Nonetheless, Austin was well aware he was effectively on his own. The Rockies would be impassable until spring, and even then it would take well over two months for the couriers to reach Freedmansville at the other end of the Astoria Trail—though the Army had outposts at Fort Sublette and Fort Gentry[3], they did not yet have the chain of horse-stations that would allow equestrian couriers to make greater speed. Once at Freedmansville, the couriers would have to go to Washington, D.C. at the speed of steamboat, adding another three to four weeks to the journey.[4] It would be high summer before the War Department had any idea what had happened, and even if they had any sort of relief to spare they would be hard put to send it before the next winter shut down the passes again…
Eric Wayne Ellison, Anglo-American Wars of the 19th Century
“Who’s there?”[5]
Rubisette crouched beside the stairs, in the pool of shadow formed by the lantern. She drew air into her lungs, slowly, slowly, fearing to breathe too loud. Her belly was so heavy that she scarcely dared crouch an inch lower lest she fall to to the hard marble floor; yet she could hear Miss Anne descending the carpeted stairs, and with every step the mistress of the house took, the light was shifting.
“Show yourself, I say!” And now the light was starting to fall on her, casting shadows from the balusters over her skin like prison bars. All Miss Anne had to do was look down and to her right, and she would see Rubisette. But her gaze seemed fixed on the open door, as if she knew Jean-Bernard were hiding behind it.
Miss Anne was holding the lantern in her left hand. With another step, her body blocked the light and Rubisette dared to look up. In Miss Anne’s right hand was a Colt revolver.[6] This was hopeless. Jean-Bernard, gentleman to the core, would die before he raised his hand against a woman; and even if he were willing to shoot, her weapon was already aimed very nearly where he stood.
“I warn you, I’ll shoot! This is the domicile of a Southern gentlewoman!” So close! The open door was so close! Another half a minute and they both would have been out the door and into the night, never to be caught! As if mocking her, the north wind blew through the open doorway, cutting through the stifling warmth of the Tarleton house with its raw and bitter edge, promising freedom that a minute ago had seemed certain and now seemed to be lost forever.
As Miss Anne took the final step onto the floor, the door moved. Perhaps it merely startled her, or perhaps she took it for a sign that the unknown intruder was preparing to attack. Whatever the case, Miss Anne fired the pistol.
Rubisette could not say what stirred her to act in that moment. Perhaps it was the horror of the thought that Jean-Bernard had just been killed. Perhaps it was the shame that he had come here on her behalf, and if he were injured or killed it would be, in some sense, on her account. It was certainly no cold calculation, no realization that the thunder of the gunshot in this marble hall would deafen every ear and silence all other noise for several crucial seconds.
Whatever the case, she stood up, took three steps forward faster than she ever would have believed possible in her condition, gripped the wrought-iron hatstand, lifted it off the floor and swung it. Miss Anne saw the movement out of the corner of her eye, turned and raised her arm—too late. The base of the hatstand passed over her upraised arm, and one of the metal legs struck her between the eyes.
Without a word, the mistress of the house fell to the floor, limp as a ragdoll. Revolver and lantern fell from her hands and clattered on the polished chestnut, the candle in the lantern flickering and guttering as its own wax spilled onto its wick. Now Rubisette dared to look at the front door, and saw that the bullet had gouged a path through the face of it, ruining the fine carving. But that was no matter. Jean-Bernard was unharmed. The bullet had passed well to the right of where he had been hiding.
Jean-Bernard rushed forward. “Rubisette! Are you hurt?”
“No,” she said, though she gasped a little with exhaustion as she spoke. “But if we’re going to be gone before Mr. Tarleton returns, we’d better leave now.” Yet he had already turned to crouch by Miss Anne’s head. The only source of light in the hall was the candle in the lantern, and its flickering light silhouetted rather than showed Miss Anne’s face. He knelt down and pressed his fingers agains the neck of the fallen woman.
“She is dead.” He looked up, and his face was horrorstruck. “Oh, what have you done, Rubi? What have you done?” Following his gaze, Rubisette turned, and saw what he had seen and she had not; they were not alone here. Looking down from the second-floor balcony were nine-year-old Lucretia, blue eyes wide with horror; six-year-old Henry John; and tiny Mary America, who could not possibly yet know about death.
The horror of this moment, like the disaster of her own capture, was too great for Rubisette to consider in the moment. She had struck down and killed a woman in her own home, in full view of her three children. What could she do now? What recompense could she ever make for this?
Rubisette was awakened from these thoughts by a kick from within her burdened abdomen, and she remembered why she had been willing to go to such dire lengths to escape. She feared she would be consigned to Hell for what she had done in this hall tonight, but her son would not be consigned to slavery.
At the same moment, Jean-Bernard roused himself. “We must go,” he said. “I know where they’re keeping our daughter.”
Marguerite Michel, Plaçage (Eng. trans.)[7]
[1] IOTL just plain Astoria, Oregon
[2] ITTL the southern cape separating the mouth of the Columbia from the ocean.
[3] OTL’s Fort Laramie and Fort Kearny, respectively. (Neither of which had been founded yet IOTL. TTL’s larger Army, compared to the U.S. Army at the same time IOTL, can do this sort of thing.)
[4] If this seems long, it’s because there are many stretches of river—especially on the Missouri—you wouldn’t want to try to pilot a steamboat through at night.
[5] This is an excerpt from the epic novel
Plaçage (Editions du Rue Dauphin, 1936), the story of the lifelong relationship between Rubisette Juneau and her part-time lover and full-time friend, Jean-Bernard Boutilier. The story so far:
• 17-year-old Rubisette Juneau, from a free family of color in New Orleans, goes to her first quadroon ball. She’s naturally worried she won’t land a rich young white man, because she isn’t as light-skinned or pretty as some of the other girls. (The very first words of the novel are “
Rubisette Juneau n'était pas belle, mais…” mais when they eventually get around to making the K-graph you can be sure they’ll cast one of the loveliest women of her generation for the role.)
• At the ball, the older and more established white men ignore her. Then she meets 18-year-old Jean-Bernard and love comes to town. Her parents aren’t thrilled about this—Jean-Bernard is from a good family, but he’s a younger son with not so many prospects.
• To further summarize, Jean-Bernard Boutilier gets a job at a cotton brokerage firm, he and Rubisette hook up and have a daughter, he marries a white woman who hates Rubisette and resents the money he gives her, his firm goes bankrupt and he
can’t keep giving her money, she marries a mulatto and moves to Batôn-Rouge… and then 1837 rolls around, the Yankees approach Batôn-Rouge, her husband decides they can’t leave because she’s pregnant, the Yankees take Batôn-Rouge, he stops a bullet, she and her daughter are captured and sold into slavery, and Jean-Bernard goes to their rescue, which is where we came in.
[6] This is a slight anachronism. Very few people in rural Mississippi would have possessed Colt revolvers at this point.
[7] If you’re really curious: they rescue their daughter and make it back to Louisiana, and Rubisette gives birth to a son. Then a whole lot more stuff happens, including but not limited to:
• Jean-Bernard’s wife dies in childbirth, and he and Rubisette start seeing each other again on the sly.
• The son of the woman Rubisette just killed, now an angry teenager, shows up in New Orleans and tries to kill her.
• The daughter grows up and gets into a
plaçage relationship with Jean-Bernard’s best friend, who turns out to be abusive. Jean-Bernard calls him out on this, they fight a duel and his friend is wounded and paralyzed from the waist down, turning their two families into enemies.
• Then the daughter runs off with a legally-but-not-socially-white
métis from Sabine Est.
• Not to be outdone, Rubisette’s son gets into a relationship with a white girl—specifically, the daughter of Jean-Bernard’s former friend that he shot in a duel—and Jean-Bernard and Rubisette have to help them escape an angry mob and get on a boat to Trafalgar.
• Eventually they get old, Jean-Bernard dies and Rubisette reconciles with his family and lives out her days in the home of one of his sons by his wife, with correspondence and occasional quiet visits from her own children and grandchildren. (No surprise that
Plaçage will be graced with almost as many banning attempts as
The Governing Elites or
Story of My Captivity and Freedom. Many white parents will be terrified of the thought of their children being exposed to it, although any child strong enough to lift this tome off the shelf and patient enough to read all the way through it is probably doing okay.)