"Io Mihailŭ, Împĕratul Românilor" - A Michael the Brave Romania Wank

I don't see anything suggesting that Mihai would actually even consider moving towards Catholicism, and the belief of such is merely wishful thinking.

He's shown to be quite the pragmatic, and knows that as long as the population is predominantly othodox (and of a branch that he have a certain control over given it being a newborn autocephalous Chruch), he would get most out of staying in that track, by having the population more inclined to accept him (or rather, less inclined to revolt with religious differences as the pretext).

The International cooperation between Romania and its Catholic neighbours can be (to a certain extend) handled by semi-officially downplaying the practical differences between different denominations of Christianity, focusing on them all being of Christian Creed instead of Muslim. Mihai is certainly religious, but it doesn't seem that he could care less about which denomination of Christianity he follows from a theological standpoint, as at the end of the day all of them follows the same core tenents.
 

Zagan

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I don't see anything suggesting that Mihai would actually even consider moving towards Catholicism, and the belief of such is merely wishful thinking.

He's shown to be quite the pragmatic, and knows that as long as the population is predominantly othodox (and of a branch that he have a certain control over given it being a newborn autocephalous Chruch), he would get most out of staying in that track, by having the population more inclined to accept him (or rather, less inclined to revolt with religious differences as the pretext).

The International cooperation between Romania and its Catholic neighbours can be (to a certain extend) handled by semi-officially downplaying the practical differences between different denominations of Christianity, focusing on them all being of Christian Creed instead of Muslim. Mihai is certainly religious, but it doesn't seem that he could care less about which denomination of Christianity he follows from a theological standpoint, as at the end of the day all of them follows the same core tenents.

All you said is extremely correct.

As a bonus, Mihai can accept to let anyone become a Catholic if so wishes(religious freedom), but forcefully turning everyone into a Catholic is indeed way off.
 
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I.22. Poland-Lithuania (Sarmatia)

Zagan

Donor
Besides his native Romania conquered with the sword,
Poland was the first domino marble to fall to the Mihai-style National Revolution.


Poland-Lithuania (Sarmatia)



30 November 1603, Warsaw

King Sigismund III Vasa (37 years old, widowed in 1598) marries Mihai's daughter, Domnița Florica (17 years old), who has converted to the Catholic faith the previous day.


21 December 1603, Warsaw

Florica is crowned Queen of Poland and Grand Duchess of Lithuania. She assumes the regnal name of Queen Flora (Krolowa Flora / Flora Regina).


Queen Flora

Perhaps inheriting her father's propensity for foreign languages, Flora quickly learned both Polish and Lithuanian (she already knew some Latin). By the end of the following year, she was able to converse in Polish to the delight of her subjects.

Flora was an active queen and became a good Pole and a good Catholic. She toured the whole country several times, befriended many wives of Polish nobles and was respected by most of her subjects, except for a handful of dectractors.

The short lived enmity against the queen was based on several factors:
1. She was an Orthodox who converted to Catholicism only before the marriage.
2. She was not of royal blood, but merely the daughter of a Voivode, himself of dubious extraction.
3. She gave birth to Crown Prince Karol only about 8 months after the wedding and the baby did not seem at all premature.
4. She was interested in politics and frequently discussed matters of state with the King and the members of the Sejm. It was speculated that she had an inordinate influence upon the King and the policies of the Polish State. There were even some rumours about her being a Romanian spy!

In the following years, her beauty and delightful personality made the gossip slowly wither away and she is now remembered as one of the most influential and beloved Polish Queens.


2-7 January 1604, Sejm, Warsaw

What happened in the Sejm of the Commonwealth in the first week of 1604 was endlessly debated by the Polish and international historians. Called The Glorious Revolution by some and Sigismund's Coup d'Etat by others, it was the first of the National Revolutions From Above after the original one engineered by Mihai in Romania.
What distinguishes it from the rest of the National Revolutions From Above was the singular fact that it was almost completely bloodless.

Surely influenced by Mihai, Sigismund called the Sejm for 2 January and perplexed the Szlachta by talking almost non-stop for more than six hours.

He emphasized the following points, using lots of examples and parables, for everybody to understand and comply:
- The National Consciousness of the Romanians, based upon unity of language, religion and tradition, despite their former lack of political unity.
- The overwhelming success of Mihai's National Policy and the meteoric rise of Romania.
- The fact that smaller countries like Romania or Sweden, with one third and respectively one tenth of the Commonwealth's population had larger and perhaps stronger armies. The King explained that by their internal cohesiveness, states based on only one language, ethnicity, religion and culture, but also highlighted the strength of the more centralized state and the issue of military conscription.
- The potentially perilious position of the Commonwealth which although large, rich and powerful, totally lacked ethnic, religious, linguistic and cultural unity, a powerful centralized state apparatus and bureaucracy, a large and cohesive army, in short the lack of a Nation and its Nation State.
- The fact that the momentuos victory in the Tatar War was only possible because of the help of a Nation State, Romania. Four centuries of relentless Asiatic invasions had been stopped forever in a matter of months, to say nothing of the conquest of the Steppe and of the valuable Black Sea Littoral.

Then he suggested the advantages:
- Future Northern and Eastern continuous expansion of the Commonwealth.
- Vast enrichment of the country and its citizens.
- More land to be colonized.
- Safety from any possible invasion.
- End of internal strife and dissent.
- Ease of governance.

Finally, he proposed what he saw to be the obvious solutions:
- Massive strenghtening of State apparatus and bureaucracy.
- Abolition of the Liberum Veto. ("As I am speaking, we are being invaded by the Swedes. What if one of you, paid by the enemy, vetoes the raising of an army to defend the country?")
- Forging a common National Consciousness based on the Sarmatian Idea.
- Terminating the system of vassals and directly annexing Prussia, Livonia and the Zaporogian Host.
- Administrative and political unification of the State into a new Unitary National State.
- Gradually making the Catholic religion mandatory for everyone all over the Commonwealth.
- Creating a common language for all the Commonwealth, based on words common in Polish, Lithuanian and Ruthenian dialects. Do not force any adult to learn and use it, but teach it in schools and use it in the mass media and administration.
- Annex Swedish Estonia, but refrain from any further annexations for the time being. Modernize and integrate the existing territories first, before attempting to acquire more land and assimilate foreign people. Only afterwards embark on a slow and continuous policy of territorial expansion combined with the integration of the newly acquired lands and assimilation of their people into the Commonwealth Nation.
- Create a very large army based upon general conscription in order to quickly prosecute the War with Sweden to a victorious conclusion. Again, do not annex Sweden as it is extremely different racially, linguistically and religiously and therefore impossible to assimilate.

Somehow, despite the odds, Sigismund won the debate.
Most of his proposals were accepted and implemented either immediately or during the following years.


1604-1611, Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

1. Abolition of Liberum Veto
All Ordinary Laws are passed with a simple majority.
The Basal Laws are passed with a two thirds majority.
During the following years, the Basal Laws were congregated into the first Constitution of the Commonwealth and the first such document in the whole World.

2. General Conscription in time of war
About one million men answer the call, creating by far the greatest army in Europe.
Hundreds of thousands march North. Prussia and Livonia are annexed to the Commonwealth without any shot being fired, the mere display of force being overwhelming.

3. Conclusion of the Swedish War
The Swedes evacuate Polish Estonia and Swedish Estonia without a fight.
The Commonwealth invades Swedish Finland where Sigismund is welcomed by the Finns who remained loyal to him and not to the usurper Charles.
The feable and inexperienced Commonwealth Navy is destroyed later by the much stronger Swedish Navy. Any hope of invading Sweden proper is dashed.

4. Peace with Sweden
- Sigismund officially relinquishes the Crown of Sweden and recognizes Charles IX as King of Sweden.
- Sweden cedes Estonia and Finland. Estonia is directly annexed to the Commonwealth and united with Polish Estonia. Finland is organized as an autonomous province.

5. Reform of the State
- Poland, Lithuania, Prussia, Livonia, Estonia and the Zaporigian Host as distinct territorial entities are abolished. All territory is divided into small Voivodeships.
- Various laws strenghen the central authority of the State, represented by the King and the Sejm. An efficient State Bureaucracy is formed.
- The Sarmatian idea, already popular among the Szlachta, gets the full backing of the State.
- A Sarmatian Language, the first constructed language in history is proposed. It largely fails, less than 10% of the population speaking it at the time of its greatest acceptance. Today it has around one million speakers.
- The Catholic Faith is strongly encouraged by the State. All Nobles are required to be Catholics in order to keep their privileges.
- The Zaporogian Cossacks are dispersed by the army. Their specific lifestyle largely vanishes during the following decades.
- The Ruthenian Orthodox Church is separated from Constantinople and united with Rome. It becomes the Ruthenian Eastern Catholic Church. Those who oppose the union are silenced.
- Finally, on 1 June 1611, the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth changes its name in Sarmatia (Sarmacja).

6. Religious Persecutions
Between 1607 and 1610, Poland-Lithuania attempted to convert its non-Catholic population with mixed results:
- Tatar Muslims (30% converted, 10% killed, 60% expelled to Crimea)
- Jews (4% converted, 96% expelled, mainly to Russia)
- Non-German Protestants (80% converted, 5% killed, 15% expelled to Germany and Scandinavia)
- German Protestants (7% converted, 3% killed, 90% expelled to Germany)
- Ruthenian Orthodox (12% converted, 72% united with Rome, 8% killed, 8% escaped to Russia)
By 1611 the Commonwealth was almost completely Catholic (except the unsincere converts obviously)


1612-1619, Intervention in the Russian Civil War

Sarmatia invaded Russia three times in a span of seven years, in order to support various factions or pretenders to the Russian Throne.
The purpose was not to occupy or annex Russia but to prolong the unrest as much as possible in order to further weaken Russia.

Several regions were annexed though:
- Ingria, to cut Russia from the Baltic Sea and get a land connection to Finland. Ingria was actually attached to Finland, not to Sarmatia proper.
- Smolensk and Severia, in order to get a shorter and cleaner border.
- The Azov Sea Steppe between the Kalmius and the Don (the area annexed by Russia from the Tatars in 1603), to cut Russia from the Black Sea.

Since then, Sarmatia and Russia have remained sworn enemies.
They would fight countless wars in the ensuing centuries.
No real and comprehensive reconciliation ever happened.


1613-1615, Intervention in the German War

The Sarmatian Intervention was rather short and inconsequential.
It ended with status quo ante bellum.

Note: More details in the Chapter about Germany.


In 1622, Sarmatia had only one friendly neighbour: Romania.
 
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So,how did Sigismund stop his reform from being vetoed?I'd imagine some nobles would try to use their liberum veto to stop to stop liberum veto from getting abolished.
 

Zagan

Donor
So,how did Sigismund stop his reform from being vetoed?I'd imagine some nobles would try to use their liberum veto to stop to stop liberum veto from getting abolished.

Well, first of all, Liberum Veto was not fully entrenched in OTL 1603. That monstruosity got uglier later.

And second,

What distinguishes it from the rest of the National Revolutions From Above was the singular fact that it was almost completely bloodless.

I did not want to be more specific. (the dissent was very limited though)
 
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Zagan

Donor
Sounds like a promising start for Poland.Did they get rid of the royal election system as well?

Oops, I forgot about that. Thank you for mentioning it.

Let's say that Sigismund could not pass that so soon. It is not so much hurry after all. He is still young and the Crown Prince is a toddler. The issue of a heredital monarchy will surface in the near future.

Maps very soon...
 
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Map #9. Poland-Lithuania (Sarmatia) in 1619-1622

Zagan

Donor

Poland-Lithuania (Sarmatia) in 1619-1622

(with conquered territories shown)

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Poland-Lithuania (Sarmatia) in 1619-1622
(final result)

Sarmatia 1620.png


Note: The things happening in the Holy Roman Empire are a little spoiler and will come forth in the next Chapter: Germany.
 
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Spoiler:Bohemia and the rest of Northern Germany leaves the HRE and form their own state!

Oh well,that's the end of the Austrian Habsburgs as a greatpower.
 
If Russia, Sweden and Germany attacked Sarmatia together, it is still done. Sweden and Russia clearly do not like Sarmatia, Germany can be opportunistic.

Not much that Romania can help
 
If Russia, Sweden and Germany attacked Sarmatia together, it is still done. Sweden and Russia clearly do not like Sarmatia, Germany can be opportunistic.

Not much that Romania can help
Why couldn't Romania help?It would be a nightmare to get a direct border with the angry Russian bear.

As for Sweden,it's now weak sauce.Sweden's only advantage over it's neighbors is it's institutional superiority.Once that is gone,as in this case,it is f#$ked.It's now a third rate country.

The fight between Germany and Russia will be a tough one,but Poland does have a massive population it can draw from.

I do have to ask though,did Sarmatia decisively defeat an army led by Gustavus Adolphus?
 
Why couldn't Romania help?

As for Sweden,it's now weak sauce.Sweden's only advantage over it's neighbors is it's institutional superiority.Once that is gone,as in this case,it is f#$ked.It's now a third rate country.

The fight between Germany and Russia will be a tough one,but Poland does have a massive population it can draw from.

I do have to ask though,did Sarmatia decisively defeat an army led by Gustavus Adolphus?

Romania itself is surrounded by Austria and the turks. It is not Romania cannot them, jus not too much to give her neighbours ideas.
 
Romania itself is surrounded by Austria and the turks. It is not Romania cannot them, jus not too much to give her neighbours ideas.

Who cares about the Austrians?They are now a third rate power.They've lost almost all of their land outside of Austria proper.Would Germany be afraid of Switzerland for example?

As for the Turks,they are going down hard according to Zagan.It will take sometime before Germany's a full power.

Another thing is that it would not be surprising if this 'Germany' is just another confederation of fiefs just like the HRE came to be.There's no way all these princes are going to suddenly give up their power in this day and age.
 
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