The Pythagorean NFL

It sure is, and I'm not just making these up because I'm a Steeler fan, either. The one that shocked me was the '73 team, which had its moments but got absolutely skunked by the Raiders in the playoffs and had no real stability at quarterback at any point in the season. How they beat the Dolphins, whose '73 team was supposedly even better than their undefeated '72 team, I'll never know. (They played in the regular season on a Monday night, and the Fins wiped the Orange Bowl with them in the first half before Bradshaw led a second-half comeback that just fell short. That was the game where Dick Anderson picked off four passes and returned two of them for scores.)

Actually, the Steelers have all three of their real-life wins so far, none of which needed to be replayed. They're going for four right now, and if the Rams are the NFC's representative in Super Bowl XIV, they'll get that one without a replay as well. They also have Super Bowls VIII and XI, which I need to sim. (The '76 team caught the break of the century when the Raiders didn't even make the playoffs., which meant that they got an overmatched Patriots team in the first round and then got their real-life destruction of the Colts in the AFC Championship, and at Three Rivers to boot.)

Thanks for reading, and stay tuned! More action coming soon!

That '76 team was the best team they ever had. Overlooked because they lost their backfield to injury in OTL. They gave up 28 points in the last nine weeks.
 
Now it's time for Super Bowl XII from the Louisiana Superdome:

The Cowboys took the opening kickoff down the field for the game's first touchdown. Roger Staubach completed passes of ten yards to Robert Newhouse, seventeen yards to Drew Pearson, and eleven yards to Billie Joe DuPree. Then, on first and ten from the Oilers' thirty-one, Staubach faked a handoff to Tony Dorsett and gave the ball to the second man through, Newhouse. With help from a huge block by Dorsett, Newhouse crashed through the Houston defensive line and took off downfield. Only a shoestring tackle by Oilers safety Mike Reinfeldt at the six-inch line postponed the touchdown, and The Hawk took care of that himself on the next play. Efren Herrera tacked on the extra point, and the Cowboys led 7-0 with 8:50 left in the opening period.

The Boys added another touchdown before the quarter was over. On the first play from scrimmage following the kickoff, Oilers running back Rob Carpenter was belted by the Cowboys' Ed "Too Tall" Jones and fumbled the ball. Linebacker D.D. Lewis pounced on it for Dallas at the Houston thirty-seven, and the offense proceeded to drive the ball down the Oilers' throats again. Every play was a run, with the biggest being Preston Pearson's fourteen-yard jaunt up the middle. After ten straight running plays and more than six minutes off the clock, Preston powered over for the touchdown from a yard out. Herrera converted another extra point, and our score after one quarter was Dallas 14, Houston 0.

The Cowboys added a field goal before the end of the first half on the heels of a Houston fake punt that went awry when Dan Pastorini (who was punting in place of the injured Cliff Parsley) overthrew Billy "White Shoes" Johnson at the Dallas thirty. Later in the quarter, coach Bum Phillips tried to shake his team up by going for it on fourth and three from the Cowboys' nineteen, but this Pastorini pass clanked off of wide receiver Kenny Burrough's shoulder pads. The Boys had a gift field goal within three plays, as Herrera was good from thirty-one yards out to give the Boys a 17-0 halftime lead. The only time the Oilers crossed midfield in the half was on a White Shoes punt return that had set up the offense at the Dallas forty-two.

The Boys added another field goal midway through the quarter after another Pastorini pass was tipped by Cowboys defensive tackle Randy White into the arms of linebacker Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, whose return set up the Boys at midfield, Once again, every play on the ensuing drive was a run, with the longest being a twelve-yard gain up the middle by Newhouse. The drive stalled at the twenty, but Herrera converted from thirty-seven yards out to give the Cowboys a 20-0 lead with fifteen minutes remaining.

After a Houston three-and-out, Pastorini's punt clanged off the side of his foot, and Butch Johnson was abe to return it all the way to the Oilers' thirty-four. A sack of Staubach by 2018 Hall of Famer Robert Brazille pushed the Boys back to the thirty-nine, and coach Tom Landry faced a decision: a punt by Danny White that would most likely end up a touchback, or a fifty-six yard goal by Herrera? The normally conservative Landry somewhat surprisingly went for the latter, and Herrera's kick cleared the crossbar by less that a foot. The longest field goal to date in Super Bowl history had extended the Dallas lead to 23-0 with about eleven minutes left in regulation.

The teams exchanged missed field goals on their next possessions. The Oilers got into range with a twelve-yard run by Carpenter and a thirteen-yard completion from Pastorini to running back Ronnie Coleman, but kicker Toni Fritsch was short from forty-eight yards out. The Boys promptly got in range for Herrera thanks to an eighteen-yard pass to wide receiver Golden Richards, but Herrera's forty-eight yard attempt hooked wide to the left. The Oilers took advantage of their good field position following the missed kick to score their only points of the game. Pastorini found Burrough for sixteen yards and a first down at the Dallas twenty-eight, and from there Carpenter ran a sweep to the left and found no one near him once he got into the secondary. He scored with ease, and Fritsch added the extra point to cut the Cowboys' lead to 23-7 with about five minutes left to play.

The cherry on top for Dallas came after the ensuing kickoff. It was first and ten from the Dallas thirty-four, and we'll let Pat Summerall describe what happened next:

"Staubach back in the shotgun. Newhouse and Dorsett behind him. Handoff to Newhouse...….he's gonna throw...….IN STRIDE FOR DORSETT AT THE FORTY, AND THERE'S NO ONE NEAR HIM! THE COWBOYS HAVE PUT SUPER BOWL XII ON ICE!...……..Sixty-six yards total on the play, and Tom, I don't know which impressed me more, Dorsett's run or Newhouse's pass."

Tom Brookshier: "Robert had to be taking lessons from Staubach, because this ball was perfectly thrown. Dorsett's run was fabulous, of course, but the throw was right on the money for Tony to catch it and not break stride. Just an all-around great play."

Herrera's extra point established our final score; Cowboys 30, Oilers 7. This is the Cowboys' second Super Bowl title; the other was in 1972 (Super Bowl Vi, which was also in New Orleans at Tulane Stadium).

As in real life, there were co-MVPs, only this time one of them played on offense: Newhouse, who in addition to throwing a touchdown pass led the Dallas rushing attack with seventy-eight yards on sixteen carries. The other MVP was Henderson, who recorded seven tackles, a pair of sacks and also intercepted a pass. Carpenter led all rushers with ninety-seven yards on thirteen carries. Believe it or not, Newhouse was the game's leading passer and Dorsett its leading receiver, all because of one play; Staubach was just six of fourteen for fifty-eight yards, and Pastorini was six of twenty for sixty-four yards and an interception.

We've now contested sixteen Super Bowls in the Pythagorean universe, and the AFC's all-time lead is two at 9-7.

Next: The standings for 1980.

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Now it's time to look at the AFC for 1980. We begin in the East:

New England Patriots: 11-5 (+1)
Buffalo Bills: 10-6 (-1)
Miami Dolphins: 7-9 (-1)
Baltimore Colts: 7-9 (0)
New York Jets: 6-10 (+2)

The Pats finally take the East with a one-game improvement after settling for a wild card spot the previous two years. The Bills drop a game and fall to second, while the Fins' one-game drop plunges them into a third-place tie with the slowly reemerging Colts, who stay where they are. Unfortunately for the Jets, their division-high two-game improvement still dooms them to last place.

The Colts take third place over the Dolphins by virtue of the expected wins tiebreaker, 7.2 to 6.7.

Next, to the Central:

Houston Oilers: 10-6 (-1)
Cleveland Browns: 9-7 (-2)
Pittsburgh Steelers: 9-7 (0)
Cincinnati Bengals: 6-10 (0)

The Oilers take the division title even though they drop a game, mostly because the vaunted Kardiac Kids don't exist as such. Two of the Browns' miracle wins turn into losses, plunging the Browns into a second-place tie with the Steelers, who stay where they are. So do the Bengals, who remain in last place despite the best efforts of new coach Forrest Gregg.

We go to the expected wins tiebreaker to settle the tie for second, and the Browns edge the Steelers, 9.3 to 9.1.

Finally, the West:

San Diego Chargers: 10-6 (-1)
Oakland Raiders: 10-6 (-1)
Kansas City Chiefs: 8-8 (0)
Denver Broncos: 8-8 (0)
Seattle Seahawks: 5-11 (+1)

This division is still as much of a mess as it was in real life. The Chargers and Raiders each drop a game and remain tied for first, and the Chiefs and Broncos each freeze where they are and stay tied for third. The Seahawks improve by a game, but still bring up the rear.

First, we'll break the tie for third. The Broncos edge the Chiefs, 7.6 to 7.5.

Now we'll settle the tie at the top. The Chargers top the Raiders with ease, 10.3 to 9.6.

Seeds:

1. Patriots (AFC East champs): 11-5
2. Chargers (FC West champs): 10-6
3. Oilers (AFC Central champs): 10-6
4. Bills (AFC East second place): 10-6
5. Raiders (AFC West second place): 10-6

The Chargers have the expected wins tiebreaker for the two seed over the Oilers, 10.3 to 9.5.

The Bills have the expected wins tiebreaker for the first wild card over the Raiders, 9.9 to 9.6.

Sunday, December 28 (AFC Wild Card):

Raiders-Bills, 12:30, NBC, Charlie Jones, Len Dawson

The winner will advance to the AFC Divisional playoffs the weekend of January 3-4. If the Raiders win, they'll face the Patriots in Foxborough. If the Bills win, they'll travel to meet the Oilers-Chargers winner. The Oilers will take on the Chargers at Jack Murphy Stadium in the other AFC Divisional Playoff.

Next: We look at the NFC.

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Now a look at the NFC in 1980, beginning in the East:

Philadelphia Eagles: 13-3 (+1)
Dallas Cowboys: 11-5 (-1)
Washington Redskins: 7-9 (+1)
St. Louis Cardinals: 7-9 (+2)
New York Giants: 4-12 (0)

The Eagles (one-game improvement) take the East by a pair over the Boys (one-game drop), while the defending NFC champion Skins have to pick up a game just to salvage a tie for third with the Cardinals, who improve by a pair under new coach Jim Hanifan. The Giants remain stuck in the basement.

The Redskins hold the expected wins tiebreaker over the Cardinals for third place, 6.9 to 6.5.

Now, the Central:

Detroit Lions: 10-6 (+2)
Chicago Bears: 9-7 (+2)
Minnesota Vikings: 8-8 (-1)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 6-10 (+1)
Green Bay Packers: 4-12 (-1)

There's a major shakeup at the top, as the Vikes drop one while the Lions and Bears each improve by a pair. This means that the Lions ride a phenomenal rookie season by Billy Sims all the way to the Central crown, the Bears finish a strong second, and the Vikes slump to a disappointing third. The Bucs' tie against the Packers at home becomes a win for them, while the Pack drops that one plus another one and remains in last place.

Finally, the West:

Atlanta Falcons: 12-4 (0)
Los Angeles Rams: 11-5 (0)
San Francisco 49ers: 6-10 (0)
New Orleans Saints: 4-12 (+3)

The only movement comes from the Saints, who ain't quite as ain't after a three-game bump. Everyone else remains the same in both position and record.

Seeds:

1. Eagles (NFC East champs): 13-3
2. Falcons (NFC West champs): 12-4
3. Lions (NFC Central champs): 10-6
4. Rams (NFC West second place): 11-5
5. Cowboys (NFC East second place): 11-5

Both the Rams and Cowboys have 11.4 expected wins, but the Rams hold the tiebreaker for the first wild card because they beat the Cowboys head-to-head.

Home field advantage didn't help the Rams in the Wild Card Game on December 28, as the Boys rushed for 338 yards and gained a total of 528 yards on the way to a 34-13 blowout. Their next stop was Fulton County Stadium on January 4, where Danny White hit Drew Pearson with a pair of fourth-quarter touchdown passes to fuel a 30-27 comeback win and earn themselves a trip to the NFC Championship Game. They'll meet the winner of the other NFC Divisional Playoff on Saturday, January 3 between the Lions and the Eagles at Veterans Stadium. Kickoff time is 12:30 Eastern on CBS, with Pat Summerall and Tom Brookshier calling the action.

Next: The Lions battle the Eagles.

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Now it's time for the second NFC Divisional Playoff from Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. Game time temperature is 29 degrees, with mostly cloudy skies and a southwest wind at 12 MPH. The wind chill at kickoff is 19 degrees.

The Eagles opened the scoring after taking the opening kickoff. The big play was a thirty-four yard pass from quarterback Ron Jaworski to wide receiver Charlie Smith that gave the Eagles a first down at the Detroit thirty-seven. The drive eventually stalled at the twenty, but kicker Tony Franklin converted a thirty-seven yard field goal attempt to give the Eagles a 3-0 lead with 8:46 remaining in the first quarter.

The Eagles tacked on another field goal before the first quarter ended, thanks to a fumble by Lions rookie running back Billy Sims after he caught a pass out of the backfield from quarterback Gary Danielson. Cornerback Herm Edwards recovered the ball for Philly at the Lions' twenty-one, and three plays later Franklin was good from thirty-two yards out to give the Eagles a 6-0 lead. There was no further scoring for the rest of the first half.

The Lions finally got on the board with a field goal of their own late in the third quarter. John Arnold's punt return set the Lions up at the Philadelphia forty-one, and Danielson's eleven-yard pass to wide receiver Freddie Scott put them in range for rookie kicker Eddie Murray, who converted from twenty-seven yards out to cut the Philly lead to 6-3 at the end of three quarters.

The game-winning touchdown came midway through the final period. Another great punt return by Arnold gave the Lions great field position at the Philly thirty-nine. An eleven-yard swing pass to running back Dexter Bussey netted the Lions a first down. Then came the game -winner, as called by Pat Summerall:

"First and ten from the Eagles' twenty-eight, and the give is to Sims, who's over the twenty-five, the twenty, gets a block, and he's loose in the secondary! He's gonna score, and the Lions will take the lead with 7:57 to play!"

Tom Brookshier: "Boy, this kid Sims is somethin' else, isn't he? That hole was pretty small, and yet he just keeps his feet and goes straight ahead, then comes out the other side, and he's on his way to the end zone."

Murray added the extra point, and the Lions had a 10-6 lead that they wouldn't relinquish. They'll host the Cowboys in next Sunday's NFC Championship Game. The game will be on CBS, and once again Pat Summerall and Tom Brookshier will have the call. Kickoff time has yet to be determined.

Sims was named Player of the Game by CBS. He rushed for seventy-nine yards on eighteen carries and scored the winning touchdown.

Next: We turn to the AFC with the Wild Card Game between the Raiders and the Bills.

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Now it's time for the 1980 AFC Wild Card Game from Rich Stadium in Orchard Park, New York. Game time temperature is 35 degrees, with cloudy skies and a southwest wind at 13 MPH. The wind chill factor at kickoff is 26 degrees.

The Raiders scored first when linebacker Bob Nelson sacked Bills quarterback Joe Ferguson in the end zone for a safety. The Raiders thus grabbed a 2-0 lead with 10:40 to play in the opening period.

The Bills forced a punt after the safety, then went to work on a scoring drive of their own. Rookie sensation Joe Cribbs popped off left tackle for a fifteen-yard gain, and Ferguson hit wide receiver Jerry Butler for fifteen yards to bring the Bills into Oakland territory. Ferguson and Butler then conected on the touchdown, also from fifteen yards out. Kicker Nick Mike-Mayer tacked on the extra point, and after one quarter the Bills led 7-2.

The Raiders cut further into the Buffalo lead in their first possession of the second quarter. The big play of the drive was a sensational forty-two yard catch-and-run by veteran tight end Raymond Chester. That put the ball at the Bills' thirty-eight, and although the next three plays lost a yard, kicker Chris Bahr was able to kick a forty-six yard field goal to cut the home squad's lead to 7-5 with 11:18 left in the second quarter.

The Bills countered with a touchdown. Ferguson found wide receiver Frank Lewis for gains on ten and eleven, and running back Curtis Brown barged up the middle for ten yards and another first down. Then came the big play, as Cribbs churned and bucked his way up the middle for twenty-nine yards and a first down at the Raiders' twenty-four. A play later, Ferguson and Butler connected for their second touchdown of the half. Mike-Mayer added the extra point, and with 3:18 left in the first half the Bills led by nine, 14-5.

The Raiders answered with a touchdown of their own just before the half. Running back Mark van Eeghen turned a simple screen pass into a thirty-nine yard catch-and-run, and Plunkett found wide receiver Cliff Branch for fifteen more yards and a first down. With time running out in the first half, there was time for one more play on fourth and four from the Buffalo seventeen. Most people expected Raiders coach Tom Flores to send Bahr out for a relatively easy thirty-four yard field goal attempt. He did, and he didn't. The ball was snapped deliberately high, and Bahr caught it himself, then threw for wide receiver Bob Chandler, who was normally his holder, in the middle of the end zone. The pass wasn't a work of art, but Chandler made a shoetop catch for the touchdown. Bahr stopped celebrating his good fortune long enough to kick the extra point, and our halftime score was Bills 14, Raiders 12.

The second half was a defensive struggle, and only three points were scored. They came late in the third period and gave the Raiders a lead they would keep. Plunkett found Chandler for gains of ten and twenty, and van Eeghen added a thirteen-yard gain on a draw up the middle. Fellow running back Kenny King's eleven-yard burst off right tackle put the Silver and Black in prime position for Bahr, who converted from twenty-seven yards out to give the Raiders a 15-14 lead. That ended the scoring, and the Raiders are off to Foxborough next Sunday afternoon to take on the top-seeded Patriots in the second AFC Divisional Playoff.

Bahr was named MVP by NBC. He converted a pair of field goals and threw the touchdown pass to Chandler that we talked about above. A tip of the hat also goes to Butler, who caught four passes for seventy-eight yards and both Bills touchdowns.

Here's the schedule for the AFC Divisional Playoffs. All times are Eastern:

Saturday, January 3:

Oilers-Chargers, 4, NBC- Dick Enberg, Merlin Olsen

Sunday, January 4:

Raiders-Patriots, 12:30, NBC, Don Criqui, John Brodie, Mike Adamle (sideline reporter)

Before we go, here's how Charlie Jones called the last play of the first half:

"Thirty-four yard attempt for Bahr. Snap is high, and Bahr leaps up to catch it. Is he......he's gonna throw!"

Lenny Dawson: "Chandler's wide open, Charlie!"

Jones: "Throw is low and...….CAUGHT! MY GOODNESS, IT'S A TOUCHDOWN FOR THE RAIDERS!...….Chandler had to go down almost to the ground and field the ball like an infielder in baseball, but he managed to keep it off the turf. What a play by the veteran Chandler, and look at the Raiders mobbing Chris Bahr, who still has to kick the extra point!"

Dawson: "How that ball ever got there I don't know, Charlie, but the Bills had no idea what was coming. Chandler wouldn't have had the chance to make the catch if there had been a Buffalo defender anywhere near it. What a lapse by the Buffalo Bills at exactly the wrong time."

(After the extra point...….)

Dawson: "Chris Bahr threw that ball just like a kicker, but it worked, and if the Raiders come back to win they'll be talking about it for the next fifty years at least. Look at the teams coming off the field. The Raiders are jubilant, the Bills are totally shocked."

Next: The Oilers take on the Chargers in the first AFC Divisional Playoff.

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Now it's time for the first 1980 AFC Divisional Playoff from Jack Murphy Stadium in San Diego. Game time temperature is 66 degrees, with cloudy skies and a west-northwest wind at 15 MPH.

The Chargers got on the board first after reserve running back Hank Bauer blocked Cliff Parsley's punt, then fell on it at the Houston twenty-nine. It took just two plays for them to get their touchdown: a fifteen-yard pass from Dan Fouts to John Jefferson and a fourteen-yard run off right tackle by running back Mike Thomas. Rolf Benirschke added the extra point, and with 10:12 to play in the first quarter the Chargers had a 7-0 lead.

The Oilers answered with a fourteen-play, eight-minute drive that netted them a field goal. Quarterback Kenny Stabler completed three key passes: a thirteen-yarder to wide receiver Billy "White Shoes" Johnson, a twenty-yarder to tight end and former Raiders teammate Dave Casper, and a fifteen-yard screen pass to running back Rob Carpenter. The drive stalled at the San Diego fourteen, but kicker Toni Fritsch kicked a thirty-one yard field goal to cut the Bolts' lead to 7-3 after one quarter.

The Chargers' passing game was the featured attraction on a drive that restored their even-point advantage just before the half. Fouts threw three consecutive eleven-yard passes to Thomas, John Jefferson, and Charlie Joiner, then found Jefferson for thirteen more to get the Bolts into Benirschke's range. He converted from thirty-two yards out on the final play of the half, and our halftime score was San Diego 10, Houston 3.

The San Diego special teams made another big play that led to what became the winning touchdown midway through the third quarter. Winslow blocked a thirty-five yard field goal attempt by Fritsch, and linebacker Woody Lowe made the recovery at the San Diego twenty-seven. The key plays on the ensuing drive were Thomas' thirty-yard bolt up the middle and a thirteen-yard pass from Fouts to Joiner that set up a first and goal at the Oilers' three. Running back Chuck Muncie scored from there on a pitchout to the right, and Benirschke added the extra point to give the home squad a 17-3 lead with one quarter to play.

The Oilers got back into the game with a touchdown midway through the final quarter. Johnson returned a punt all the way to the Chargers' forty-five, and Stabler connected with tight end Mike Barber for thirteen yards two plays later. That set up the first postseason touchdown by the incomparable Earl Campbell, as he flattened at least three Chargers defenders on his way to a thirty-three yard touchdown run up the middle. But Fritsch's extra point hit the left uoright and was no good, so it remained a two-possession game at 17-9, which was our final score. The Chargers will meet the winner of tomorrow's Divisional Playoff between the Raiders and the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game next Sunday. If the Raiders win, the Chargers will host the game right here at Jack Murphy Stadium. If the Patriots win, the Chargers will travel to Foxborough for the third postseason meeting in a row between themselves and the Pats.

Thomas was named Player of the Game by NBC. He gained sixty-two yards on twelve carries with a touchdown and also caught three passes for thirty yards. Also receiving consideration in a losing cause was Campbell, who just missed a hundred-yard game. He finished with ninety-nine yards on twenty-three carries with a touchdown in his first postseason appearance.

Next: The Raiders battle the Patriots in the second AFC Divisional Playoff.

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Now it's time for the second 1980 AFC Divisional Playoff from Schaefer Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts. Game time temperature is five degrees above zero, with west-northwest winds gusting as high as thirty-two miles an hour and partly cloudy skies. The wind chill at kickoff is twenty degrees below zero, and the forecast calls for the temperature to drop to four below with a wind chill of twenty-nine below by 4PM.

The Pats got on the board first; their score was set up when strong safety Roland James picked off a Jim Plunkett pass and returned it to the Oakland thirty-two. Quarterback Steve Grogan's nineteen-yard pass to wide receiver Harold Jackson put the Pats in field goal range, and kicker John Smith converted from twenty-one yards out to give them a 3-0 lead after one quarter.

The Raiders began to answer the Pats' score toward the end off the first period. The key play was a thirty-eight yard burst off left tackle by running back Arthur Whittington. Kenny King followed that up by gaining ten yards off right tackle, and quarterback Jim Plunkett connected with reserve tight end Derrick Jensen for seventeen yards and a first and goal at the New England ten. Chris Bahr connected from twenty-two yards out on the second play of the second quarter, and we were tied at three just forty-six seconds in.

The Pats reclaimed the lead with another field goal just before halftime, thanks mostly to the legs of fullback Don Calhoun, who tested the right side of the Raider defense on consecutive rushes and gained forty-six yards. The drive stalled at the Oakland fifteen just after the two-minute warning, but Smith was good from thirty-two yards out to give the Pats a 6-3 halftime lead.

The third quarter was scoreless, but the Raiders took over at the New England forty just before the end of the quarter after Calhoun was stuffed on fourth and inches. A fifteen-yard catch-and-run by King brought the Raiders down to the twenty-seven by the end of the period, and Bahr's thirty-seven yard attempt squeaked through the uprights four plays later to tie the game at six with 13:31 left in regulation.

The Pats' game-winning drive started with exactly five minutes remaining in regulation. Highlights included three big passes from Grogan: a thirty-yarder to Jackson, a seventeen-yarder to wide receiver Stanley Morgan, and a sixteen-yarder to tight end Russ Francis. The pass to Francis gave the Pats a first and goal at the Oakland seven with twelve seconds left, and after Grogan threw the ball out of bounds on second down, Smith came in on third down and kicked a twenty-four yard field goal to put the Pats up 9-6 with six seconds to play. A hook-and-ladder by the Raiders on the ensuing kickoff went nowhere, and the game was over. Final score again: Pats 9, Raiders 6.

Smith was named Player of the Game by NBC for making all three of his field goal attempts. Conversely, after becoming the hero last week against the Bills Bahr let the Raiders down this week, missing potential tying field goals from forty-one, forty-seven, and fifty-two yards away. In fairness to him, the first two were into the teeth of a howling wind and the third might have been makeable from its original distance of forty-two yards; the Raiders were called for back-to-back false starts that pushed the kick back ten yards.

The Patriots will meet the San Diego Chargers next week here at Schaefer Stadium in the AFC Championship Game. If you'll recall, the Chargers have knocked them out of the playoffs in each of the last two seasons. Here's the broadcast schedule for Sunday, January 11:

Chargers-Patriots, 12:30, NBC- Dick Enberg, Merlin Olsen (play-by-play and analyst), John Brodie, Len Dawson (sideline reporters)

Cowboys-Lions, 4, CBS- Pat Summerall, Tom Brookshier, Irv Cross (sideline reporter)

Next: The AFC Championship Game.

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Now it's time for the 1980 AFC Championship Game from Schaefer Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts. Game time temperature is eleven degrees, with fair skies and a west-northwest wind gusting to 29 MPH. Wind chill at kickoff time is twelve degrees below zero.

The Pats got on the board first. Don Calhoun got things going by taking a draw play for a twenty=yard gain, and he also caught a fifteen-yard pass from quarterback Steve Grogan. Running back Horace Ivory then popped off left tackle for fourteen yards and a first down in field goal range for John Smith, who kicked a thirty-three yard field goal to give the home squad a 3-0 lead after one quarter.

The Pats added to their lead with a touchdown just before the half. Grogan connected with Stanley Morgan on a pair of key passes. One of them went for twenty-four yards and gave the Pats a first down at the San Diego thirty-nine, while the other went for fifteen yards and another first down at the nineteen. A few plays later, with the ball pushed back to the twenty-three, Grogan let go pf a dying quail just before he was leveled by Chargers defensive end Fred Dean. Miraculously, Harold Jackson made a one-handed stab just before his momentum carried him out of the back of the end zone, and the back judge was right there to give the touchdown signal. Chargers coach Don Coryell threw a fit that would last the rest of the half, but the call stood, and Smith added the extra point to extend New England's halftime lead to 10-0.

The Chargers came out of the tunnel for the second half fired up, and after Mike Fuller's kickoff return gave them the ball at their own forty, they wasted no time in answering New England's touchdown with one of their own. Dan Fouts hooked up with Charlie Joiner on a pair of big passes that moved the ball downfield in a hurry; one went for twenty-five, the other for thirteen. The touchdown came on third and goal from the eight, when Fouts found a wide-open John Jefferson for the score. Rolf Benirschke added the extra point, and after three quarters our score was New England 10, San Diego 7.

The Chargers began their drive to a tying field goal in the dying moments of the third quarter. Kellen Winslow caught an eighteen-yard pass from Fouts, and on the final play of the quarter reserve running back John Cappelletti stormed up the middle for thirty-eight yards and a first down at the Pats' thirty-four. The drive reached the twenty-eight before bogging down, and Benirschke was called on from forty-three yards out to tie the game. His kick just curved inside the right upright, and with 13:03 to play in the game we were even at ten.

The Pats answered with what became the game-winning field goal on their next possession. The two biggest gains came on draw plays: a ten-yarder by Calhoun and a fifteen-yarder by backup running back Andy Johnson, The drive eventually stalled at the San Diego nine-yard line, but Smith punched through a twenty-six yard field goal to give the Pats a 13-10 lead with 5:57 left in regulation. That score stood up, as Benirschke's last-second attempt to tie the game from fifty-two yards out sailed wide left. Next stop for the Pats: Super Bowl XV at the Louisiana Superdome two weeks from today, where they'll take on either the Cowboys or the Lions. Game time is 6PM Eastern on NBC. Dick Enberg and Merlin Olsen will call the action, with John Brodie and Lenny Dawson serving as sideline reporters.

Calhoun was named Player of the Game by NBC after gaining ninety-nine yards on eighteen carries.

Next: The NFC Championship Game.

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Now it's time for the 1980 NFC Championship Game from the Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan:

The Lions scored first. John Arnold's punt return gave them the ball at their own forty-four, and on the first play from scrimmage Billy Sims took a pitchout to the right and galloped through the Doomsday defense for thirty-four yards before being brought down at the Dallas twenty-two. A play later, Gary Danielson found Sims in the flat for ten yards and a first and goal at the four. On the next play, it was Sims up the middle for the touchdown. Eddie Murray added the extra point, and with 11:18 to go in the first quarter the Lions led 7-0.

The Lions added another score by the end of the first period. Danielson found wide receiver Leonard Thompson for fifteen yards and a first down, and Sims continued to run against Doomsday at will, gaining forty yards on five carries on the drive, including a fourteen-yard pop off left tackle on sweep and a bruising sixteen-yard run up the middle. He finished things off by slashing into the end zone off right tackle for the touchdown from five yards out, his second touchdown of the quarter. Murray's extra point made it 14-0 Detroit after one period of play.

The Cowboys put themselves on the board early in the second quarter when strong safety Charlie Waters sacked Danielson in his own end zone for a safety. With 10:35 left in the first half, the Lions' ;ead was down to twelve at 14-2.

James Jones returned the ensuing free kick to the Detroit thirty-nine, and the Boys quickly found the end zone. Danny White's twenty-yard pass to Tony Hill gave them a first and goal at the Detroit eight, and from there Tony Dorsett bulled his way off right tackle and into the end zone for the touchdown. Rafael Septien kicked the extra point, and with 7:05 left until halftime, we had a ballgame: Detroit 14, Dallas 9.

The Lions restored their two-score lead after stopping the Cowboys on downs just before the end of the half. They started in Dallas territory at the forty-eight, and runs up the middle by Sims of nineteen and fourteen yards had them at the fifteen in two plays. The drive eventually stalled at the nine, but Murray converted a twenty-six yard field goal attempt to increase the Lions' lead to 17-9 with about a minute to go in the half.

The Boys started at their own twenty-seven following the ensuing kickoff, and White decoded to kill the clock with a short pass in the flat to Dorsett. That turned out to be a deadly decision for the Boys, as Danny had to throw under pressure, and the wounded duck he managed was picked off by linebacker Charlie Weaver, who raced into the end zone untouched. Murray tacked on another extra point, and just like that our halftime score became Lions 24, Cowboys 9.

The Lions continued to pour it on in the third quarter. After taking the second half kickoff, they went down the field on a drive that ended up netting them three more points. Sims ran for thirteen yards off tackle, and Danielson hit Freddie Scott for fifteen yards and one first down, backup running back Rick Kane for ten yards and another, and ran for fifteen yards himself to get a third. Sims' ten-yard burst up the middle gave the Lions a first and goal at the Dallas six, and the drive reached the four before Doomsday finally stopped it. Murray's twenty-one yard chip shot extended the Detroit lead to 27-9 with exactly eight minutes remaining in the third quarter.

The Lions added to their lead because of another bad interception from White on the second play of the ensuing Dallas drive. Danny tried to force a pass to Drew Pearson, who was double-covered, and cornerback James Hunter made the easy pick and returned it to the Cowboys' forty-six. Danielson threw to Scott for eleven yards and Thompson for eighteen, which set up Sims' third touchdown of the day from thirteen yards out right through the heart of Doomsday. Murray's extra point made it 34-9 Lions with 4:55 left in the third quarter, and the sight of Sims taking a bow in front of the fans seated in the Lions' end zone following the score is still a staple highlight of NFL Films thirty-seven and a half years later.

The Lions added one more field goal before the end of the quarter. The key play on the drive was a thirty-five yard catch-and-run by Thompson. Murray eventually converted from forty yards out, and after three quarters the Lions had a 37-9 lead.

The Boys finally got o the board again midway through the final period. White started the drive with an eleven-yard pass to Hill, and then completed a pass over the middle to Billie Joe DuPree, who picked his way through the Lions secondary and made it into the end zone for the touchdown from fifty-four yards out. Septien kicked the extra point, and with 8:11 remaining in the game the Detroit lead was down to 37-16.

I lost the sim before I could record the last score, which was a field goal by Septien. I remember that Dorsett set it up with a forty-six yard run. Final score: Lions 37, Cowboys 19. The Lions will now meet the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XV two weeks from today at the Louisiana Superdome.

I remember that Sims was named MVP and that he rushed for 215 yards and three touchdowns, but I can't tell you off the top of my head how many carries he had. Sorry!

Super Bowl XV will be simmed at a later date.

Next: The standings for 1981.

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Now let's look at 1981 in the AFC. We begin in the East:

Miami Dolphins: 10-6 (-1)
New York Jets: 10-6 (0)
Buffalo Bills: 9-7 (-1)
New England Patriots: 7-9 (+5)
Baltimore Colts: 2-14 (0)

The Fins drop a game and fall into a tie for the division crown with the Jets, while the Bills lose their real-life wild card spot by dropping a game. The Improvement of the Year award will almost certainly go to the defending AFC champs, who vault up by five games......and still finish in fourth place and below '500, which is enough to get coach Ron Erhardt fired at the end of the season. Meanwhile, the Colts remain where they are, which is the basement of this division and probably the entire league.

We go to the expected wins tiebreaker to determine the division champion, and the Dolphins prevail 10.1 to 10.0.

Next, the Central:

Cincinnati Bengals: 11-5 (-1)
Pittsburgh Steelers: 10-6 (+2)
Houston Oilers: 6-10 (-1)
Cleveland Browns: 5-11 (0)

Forrest Gregg's Bengals finally arrive. as they take the franchise's first Central title in ten years despite dropping a game. In Pittsburgh, the aging remnants of the Team of the Seventies improve by a pair and squeeze out a ten-win season, while the Oilers drop a game and go from a division title in 1980 to third place under new coach Ed Biles. The Browns stand pat and bring up the rear.

Finally, the West:

San Diego Chargers: 10-6 (0)
Kansas City Chiefs: 10-6 ((+1)
Denver Broncos: 9-7 (-1)
Oakland Raiders: 6-10 (-1)
Seattle Seahawks: 6-10 (0)

The surprising Chiefs pick up a game to tie for the division title with the Chargers, who are unchanged. The Broncos drop a game and settle for third, while the Raiders drown in their own turmoil and end up tied for last place with the Seahawks after dropping a game. They would exchange the Oakland Coliseum for the LA Coliseum in 1982.

We have two ties to break. First, let's settle the division title. The Chargers outpoint the Chiefs, 9.9 to 9.6.

Next, let's see who finishes fourth. The Hawks upend the Raiders, 6.3 to 5.9.

Seeds:

1. Bengals (AFC Central champs): 11-5
2. Dolphins (AFC East champs): 10-6
3. Chargers (AFC West champs): 10-6
4. Jets (AFC East second place): 10-6
5. Steelers (AFC Central second place; won tiebreaker with Chiefs): 10-6

The Dolphins hold the expected win tiebreaker over the Chargers for the two seed, 10.1 to 9.9.

The Jets hold the tiebreaker for the first wild card over the Steelers, 10.0 to 9.7.

The Steelers hold the expected wins tiebreaker for the second wild card over the Chiefs, 9.7 to 9.6.

The AFC Wild Card Game will take place on Sunday, December 27 at Shea Stadium, as the Steelers travel to Flushing to take on the Jets. Kickoff time is Noon Eastern on NBC, with Charlie Jones and Lenny Dawson calling the action. If the Jets win, they'll head to Cincinnati the following weekend to take on the Bengals. If the Steelers win, they'll go to Miami to oppose the Dolphins.

Next: We look at the NFC.

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Now for our look at the NFC in 1981, beginning in the East:

Philadelphia Eagles: 12-4 (+2)
Dallas Cowboys: 11-5 (-1)
New York Giants: 9-7 (0)
Washington Redskins: 8-8 (0)
St. Louis Cardinals: 6-10 (-1)

The Eagles bump themselves up by a pair to successfully defend their division title. while the Boys slip by one but are the clubhouse leaders for the first wild card. The Giants and Skins each remain where they are. while the Cards drop a game to fall further into the basement. We welcome future Hall of Fame coach Joe Gibbs to the Nation's Capital, by the way.

Now, to the Central:

Detroit Lions: 10-6 (+2)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 10-6 (+1)
Green Bay Packers: 7-9 (-1)
Minnesota Vikings: 7-9 (0)
Chicago Bears: 6-10 (0)

The defending champion Lions improve by a pair to take a share of the division crown, while the real-life champion Bucs add one. The Pack subtracts one to fall into a third-place tie with the Vikes, while the Bears freeze in the basement. That gets coach Neill Armstrong dismissed after the year, and he'll be replaced by the soon-to-be legendary Mike Ditka.

We have two ties to break. First, let's take care of third place, which goes to the Pack, 7.0 to 6.8.

Next, let's settle the division title. The Lions outpoint the Bucs, 9.9 to 9.5.

Last but not least, the West:

San Francisco 49ers: 11-5 (-2)
Atlanta Falcons: 10-6 (+3)
Los Angeles Rams: 7-9 (+1)
New Orleans Saints: 3-13 (-1)

The Niners aren't quite as dominant as they were in real-life, as evidenced by their to-game drop, but they still take the West by a game over the surging Falcons, who improve by three but run out of racetrack at the wire. The Rams add a game to make themselves slightly more respectable, while Bum Phillips' first year in New Orleans equals a one-game drop and another basement finish.

Seeds:

1. Eagles (NFC East champs): 12-4
2. 49ers (NFC West champs): 11-5
3. Lions (NFC Central champs): 10-6
4. Cowboys (NFC East second place): 11-5
5. Falcons (NFC West second place; won tiebreaker with Bucs): 10-6

The Falcons hold the expected wins tiebreaker over the Bucs for the second wild card, 9.7 to 9.5.

The NFC Wild Card Game will take place on Sunday, December 27, as the Falcons travel to Texas Stadium to meet the Cowboys. Kickoff time is 3:30 PM Eastern on CBS. with Pat Summerall and John Madden calling the action. If the Cowboys win, they'll head to San Francisco the weekend of January 2-3 to meet the Niners. If the Falcons win, they're ticketed for Philadelphia to oppose the Eagles.

Next: The AFC Wild Card Game.

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Now it's time for the 1981 AFC Wild Card Game from Shea Stadium in Flushing, New York. Game time temperature is 35 degrees, with cloudy skies and an east-northeast wind at 16 MPH. The wind chill at kickoff is 25 degrees.

The Jets scored first, as strong safety Ken Schroy picked off a Mark Malone pass and returned it to the Steelers' twenty-five. Pat Leahy's thirty-seven yard field goal gave the home squad a 3-0 lead just a minute and twenty-one seconds into the game.

The Steelers caught a break on the Jets' next possession when starting quarterback Richard Todd was knocked out of the game with bruised ribs after a hard hit from linebacker Robin Cole. Pat Ryan replaced him, and his first pass was picked off by strong safety Donnie Shell, whose return set up the offense at the Jets' sixteen. Running back Russell Davis pounded up the middle for twelve yards and a first and goal at the four, but a sack of Malone by linebacker Greg Buttle on third and goal pushed the ball back to the nine. Kicker Dave Trout was called on to make a twenty-six yard field goal, and he succeeded to tie the game at three after one quarter.

The Jets began to answer the Steelers' score before the first quarter ended, as Ryan hit tight end Jerome Barkum for fourteen yards and a first down on the final play of the period. He later completed passes of fifteen yards to wideout Johnny "Lam" Jones and eighteen yards to Wesley Walker. The drive died at the Pittsburgh ten, but Leahy converted from twenty-seven yards out to give the Jets a 6-3 lead with nine and a half minutes remaining in the first half.

The Steelers retied the game with a field goal of their own before halftime. Jim Smith's punt return set up the offense at its own forty-nine, and Franco Harris' twenty-four yard burst off right tackle gave them a first and goal at the seven. Unfortunately, Malone was once again sacked, this time by linebacker Lance Mehl, which pushed the ball back to the sixteen. Trout was good from thirty-three yards out, however, and the teams went to the locker room tied at six.

The Jets took the lead because of what turned out to be Malone's final mistake of the day. He underthrew Lynn Swann by at least five yards, which gave free safety Darrol Ray an easy interception, which he returned to the Jets' thirty-four. Ryan's eleven-yard pass to Walker brought the ball across midfield, and his next pass to Walker gave the Jets the lead they wouldn't lose. Here's Charlie Jones:

"Third down and eight from the Steelers' thirty-three. Walker to the right, Jones in motion to the left. Ryan back, he's looking, here comes (Jack) Lambert, he gets rid of it...….CAUGHT BY WALKER! TEN, FIVE, TOUCHDOWN NEW YORK JETS!...…...Pat Ryan never even saw Walker because Lambert was right in his face, but somehow the pass got there."

Lenny Dawson: "This is what they mean when they talk about throwing to a spot, Charlie. Ryan didn't need to see Wesley Walker; he just needed to put the ball where he thought Walker would be. He does, and Walker's right there as planned and coasts into the end zone for six points."

Leahy added the extra point, and after three quarters the Jets held a 13-6 lead.

The Jets began working on another touchdown drive before the end of the quarter. Ryan connected with rookie running sensation Freeman McNeil for thirteen yards and a first down, and McNeil also went for fourteen yards up the middle and another first. Ryan also hit running back Bruce Harper on a screen pass for twenty yards and a first down, and Barkum's twenty-two yard catch-and-run gave the Jets a first and goal at the two as the third quarter expired. Harper took it into the end zone off the right side on the first play of the final period, and Leahy added the extra point to give the Jets a 20-6 lead.

The Steelers clawed their way back into the contest midway through the final quarter. Hall of Famer Joe Greene, playing in what turned out to be his final NFL game, forced a fumble from McNeil, and Cole recovered at the New York forty-nine. One play later, Cliff Stoudt, who had replaced Malone at the start of the second half, faced a second and twelve from his own forty-nine. Here's Charlie:

"Second down and twelve, we have Harris and (Frankie) Pollard behind Stoudt and three wide receivers in the pattern. Stoudt back, has time, fires downfield...……..caught by Stallworth at the fifteen, and he's headed to the end zone! Fifty-one yards, and the Steelers are right back in this one with 8:21 remaining in regulation time thanks to John Stallworth."

Dawson: "A perfect pass by Stoudt, he gets everything he can on it, and Stallworth, who has the same knack that Lynn Swann does for making big plays when they need to be made, has just done it again to make this potentially a seven-point game with more than eight minutes remaining."

Trout's extra point was good, and the Steelers had cut their deficit to 20-13. Unfortunately, they could get no further, as each of their last two drives ended in turnovers. The Jets had survived, and they'll move on to Riverfront Stadium next Sunday (January 3) to take on the Bengals in the second AFC Divisional Playoff. Kickoff is at 1PM Eastern on NBC, with Dick Enberg and Merlin Olsen calling the action. The winner will face the San Diego Chargers in the AFC Championship Game on January 10. The Chargers outlasted the Miami Dolphins 41-38 in overtime on January 2 at the Orange Bowl in what became known as "The Epic in Miami". If the Bengals win, they'll host the Chargers at Riverfront; if the Jets win, they'll head to Jack Murphy Stadium.

Ryan was named MVP by NBC after completing seventeen of thirty-four for 258 yards with a touchdown and an interception. Walker also drew some consideration with eighty two-yards on four catches plus a touchdown.

Next: The Jets battle the Bengals.

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Now it's time for the second 1981 AFC Divisional Playoff from Riverfront Stadium in Cincinnati. Game time temperature is Game time temperature is 49 degrees, with cloudy skies and an east-southeast wind at 5 MPH.

The Bengals scored first after taking the opening kickoff. It was the running game that led the way, as fullback Pete Johnson barged for sixteen yards off left tackle and running back Archie Griffin slipped off the right side for a thirty-one yard gain. The Bengals were suddenly at the Jets' fifteen, but they could only gain five more yards before the drive stalled. Kicker Jim Breech was called on for a twenty-seven yard field goal attempt, and he was successful, giving the Bengals a 3-0 lead with 9:08 to play in the opening period.

The Jets answered with a field goal of their own the next time they had the ball. Richard Todd, who was playing with a flak jacket to protect his injured ribs, proved effective with short passes, connecting for ten yards to Bruce Harper and eleven yards to Lam Jones. The big play of the drive was a seventeen-yard run off left tackle by Freeman McNeil that was supplemented by a fifteen-yard unnecessary roughness penalty on Bengals linebacker Jim LeClair for jumping on the pile after McNeil was tackled. The combined thirty-two yard gain oved the ball all the way down to the Cincy sixteen, but the Jets lost four yards on the next three plays, and thus had to call on Pat Leahy for a thirty-seven yard attempt. The kick was good, and after one quarter we were tied at three, and we'd remain that way for the next two periods.

The next points were scored early in the final period, and by then Todd had had his rib injury reaggravated and once again had to leave the game in favor of Pat Ryan, the hero of last week's Wild Card Game. The Bengals' Kenny Anderson was out as well; the New York Sack Exchange had beaten him to a pulp, sacking him seven times and knocking him to the turf at least twice as many.

The Bengals' defense created a break late in the third period when a short Ryan pass intended for McNeil was intercepted by linebacker Bo Harris, who returned it to the Cincy thirty-five. Backup quarterback Turk Schonert hit wide receiver Cris Collinsworth for thirteen yards and a first down on the final play of the third quarter, and running back Charles Alexander pounded up the middle on a draw play for nineteen yards and a first down at the Jets' twenty-three. Schonert then threw short to tight end Dan Ross, who broke two tackles and rumbled all the way down to the half-yard line. After Johnson was stuffed twice for no gain, Schonert rolled to his right on third and goal and hardly had to move his arm to flip the ball to wideout Isaac Curtis for the touchdown. Breech added the extra point, and with 11:22 left in regulation the Bengals had taken a 10-3 lead.

The Jets came right back, as Kurt Sohn returned the ensuing kickoff all the way to the Bengals' nine-yard line, a total of eighty-six yards. The Bengals' defense managed to move the Jets back to the elven over the next three plays, but Leahy easily converted a twenty-eight yard attempt to cut the Bengals' lead to 10-6 with 9:04 remaining.

The Bengals answered with a time-consuming field goal drive of their own. Schonert used short passes effectively, hitting Ross for fourteen yards, wide receiver Steve Kreider for sixteen, and Collinsworth for twenty-one more and a first down at the Jets' fifteen. The drive stalled at the thirteen, but Breech converted from thirty yards out to extend the Cincy lead to 13-6 with 3:28 left in regulation.

The Jets figured to be finished when they were stopped on downs at their own forty-five just after the two-minute warning, but they caught a break when Johnson bobbled and dropped a handoff. Linebacker Lance Mehl pounced on the ball at the Cincy twenty-nine, and Ryan had just forty-two seconds to get his team into the end zone. He threw a ten-yard pass to Walker and an eleven-yarder to Jones to set up a first and goal at the eight, but with eleven seconds left it was third and goal at the six. LeClair nearly broke Ryan in half as he threw, but the pass somehow found Walker for the tying touchdown with just five seconds left. Leahy's extra point tied the game at thirteen, and we were headed to overtime.

The extra period was a sloppy affair, as no one seemed able to hold onto the ball. Johnson fumbled again on the first Cincy drive, and this time linebacker Greg Buttle recovered for New York. Runs by McNeil and backup Scott Dierking helped get the ball down to the Cincy thirty, but Leahy pulled the potential game-winning field goal wide left from forty-seven yards out. On the Bengals' next drive, it was Curtis' turn to lose the ball, as he was hit and stripped by Ken Schroy. Cornerback Jerry Holmes recovered for the Jets, but no sooner did they get the ball than running back Kevin Long was popped by LeClair. Linebacker Reggie Williams recovered for Cincy, but the Bengals were forced to punt after making two first downs. Thee were no further scoring attempts, and we were headed for a second overtime still tied at thirteen.

Before we go on, there's an obscure but important rule change concerning multiple overtimes in the Pythagorean universe; unlike in real life, each overtime period has a separate kickoff.

The Bengals won the toss to begin the second overtime, and they marched to the winning score without allowing the Jets to see the ball. Johnson rumbled up the middle for fifteen yards on the first play, and Schonert connected with Curtis for fifteen yards and Alexander for ten, which turned into twenty-two when Jets defensive end and New York Sack Exchange ringleader Mark Gastineau was called for tackling Alexander by the facemask and was penalized half the distance to the goal. On first and ten from the New York eleven, Schonert found Kreider for the game-winning touchdown, and after seventy-eight minutes and forty seconds, the Bengals had a 19-13 win and a berth in the AFC Championship Game next Sunday against the Chargers.

Schonert was named MVP by NBC for his heroics in relief of Anderson. Since this game needed two sims to be completed, I don't have exact final stats.

The following week, Anderson was back, and the Bengals and Chargers dueled in wind chills of -59 degrees in what became known as "The Freezer Bowl". Anderson's pair of touchdown passes lifted the Bengals to a 27-7 win and a berth in Super Bowl XVI, which will be contested at the Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan on January 24. Game time is 4PM Eastern on CBS, with Pat Summerall and John Madden on hand to call the action.

Next: We begin the NFC playoffs with the Falcons visiting the Cowboys in the Wild Card Game.

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Now it's time for the 1981 NFC Wild Card Game from Texas Stadium in Irving, Texas. Game time temperature is 68 degrees, with mostly cloudy skies and winds from the south gusting up to 28 MPH.

The Cowboys struck first in a big way. Midway through the first quarter, it was second and twelve from the Falcons' forty. Here's Pat Summerall:

"(Danny) White in the shotgun on second and twelve. He's back and looking, he has (Billie Joe) DuPree over the middle for a first down and more! Twenty, fifteen, gets a block at the ten, and he'll go in for the touchdown!...…….Forty yards on the pass play, and the Cowboys are on the board first."

John Madden: "This is a simple pass to the tight end over the middle, but the Falcons don't tackle. Here's one miss, then another miss, and then a block on (safety) Tom Pridemore by (wide receiver) Tony Hill. BOOM! And at that point, it's smooth sailing for DuPree."

Rafael Septien added the extra point, and after one quarter the Cowboys had a 7-0 lead.

The Boys added a field goal early in the second quarter. James Jones, who had set up the first Dallas touchdown with a good punt return to their own forty-five, returned a second John James punt all the way to the Atlanta twenty-six. The offense failed to gain a yard in three plays, but Septien made a forty-three yard field goal to extend the Cowboys' lead to 10-0 with 13:07 to play in the first half.

The Falcons took advantage of poor Dallas field position and ball handling to answer with a touchdown. The Boys were pinned back at their own twelve-yard line when White was strip-sacked by veteran linebacker Fulton Kuykendall, whose short return set up the visitors with a first and goal at the Dallas five. After a dive play of first down gained nothing, quarterback Steve Bartkowski hooked up with wide receiver Wallace Francis for the touchdown. Kicker Mick Luckhurst added the extra point, and with 9:12 left until halftime the Cowboys' lead was down to 10-7.

The Boys came right back with a touchdown of their own. Jones' return of the ensuing kickoff allowed them to start at their own forty-nine, and White's twenty-yard pass to Hill got them into Falcons territory. Later in the drive from the twenty-five, White completed consecutive passes to running back Ron Springs. The first went for elven yards and a first down, while the second went for the touchdown. Septien's extra point extended the Cowboys' lead to 17-7 with 5:49 left until halftime.

The home squad added one more touchdown before halftime after foiling a fake punt attempt by the Falcons. On fourth and twelve from the Atlanta twenty-one, James attempted to run for a first down but slipped, fell, and was downed before he could gain a yard. Six straight running plays, the last five by Dorsett, put the ball in the end zone. The biggest gain came on came on a twelve-yard bolt up the middle, and the touchdown came from inches out off the right side. Septien's extra point was good, and the Boys' halftime lead was 24-7.

The Falcons got back into the game by scoring a touchdown after taking the second half kickoff. Running back William Andrews got things going with a twenty-yard rumble up the middle, and Bartkowski found wide receiver Alfred Jenkins over the middle for twenty yards and wide receiver Alfred Jackson for twenty-two more. On first and goal from the Dallas four, Andrews raced around right end and into the end zone untouched for the touchdown. Luckhurst added the extra point, and with 6:46 to play in the third quarter it was Dallas 24, Atlanta 14.

The Boys got the touchdown right back. White found Drew Pearson over the middle for seventeen yards and a key first down, and Dorsett turned a dumpoff pass into a fabulous thirty-six yard catch-and-run that gave the Boys a first and goal at the Atlanta nine. Tony D raced up the middle and into the end zone on the next play, and with Septien's extra point the Cowboys led the Falcons 31-14 after three quarters.

The Boys put the Falcons away for good early in the final period. A Bartkowski pass intended for running back Lynn Cain was pilfered by free safety Michael Downs, who returned it to the Atlanta thirty-five. Dorsett set up the touchdown with a nineteen-yard burst up the middle, then scored it from the seven on a jaunt off left tackle. Septien added one last extra point, and we had our final score: Cowboys 38, Falcons 14. The Boys will now travel to Candlestick Park in San Francisco to take on the 49ers in the NFC Divisional Playoffs next Sunday. Kickoff is at 5PM Eastern on CBS, and Vin Scully and Hank Stram will call the action.

Dorsett was named MVP by CBS. He finished with ninety-three yards rushing on nineteen carries plus three touchdowns, and his thirty-six yard catch-and-run set up another score. White also had a strong day, completing fourteen of twenty-five passes for 210 yards plus two touchdowns and an interception. The Doomsday defense did its part as well, sacking Bartkowski five times, two by cornerback Dennis Thurman. Honorable mention in a losing cause went to Andrews, who led all rushers with ninety-eight yards on eighteen carries with a touchdown.

The Niners ended the Boys' Super Bowl dreams the following week, thanks to "The Catch" by Dwight Clark in the game's final minute that gave them the game-winning touchdown in a 28-27 victory. The Niners will take on the winner of the first NFC Divisional Playoff between the Lions and the Eagles next Saturday at Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. Game time is 1PM Eastern on CBS, and Messrs. Summerall and Madden will be on hand. If the Lions win, the Niners will host them in the NFC Championship Game on Sunday, January 10. If the Eagles win, they'll host the Niners at the Vet.

Next: The Lions take on the Eagles.

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Now it's time for the first 1981 NFC Divisional Playoff from Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. Game time temperature is 36 degrees, with fair skies and a west-northwest wind at 12 MPH.

The Lions took the opening kickoff and scored right away. Quarterback Eric Hipple's fourteen-yard pass to Billy Sims gave them a first down at the Eagles' forty-four, and then it was time for the Lions' other running back to claim the spotlight. Here's Pat Summerall:

"First and ten from the Eagles' forty-four. Handoff to the second man through, that's Bussey. Forty, thirty-five, cuts back to the right, over the thirty, the twenty-five, down to the twenty, fifteen, and he'll score the game's first touchdown! Dexter Bussey shows the Eagles that the Detroit running game doesn't begin and end with Billy Sims, John."

John Madden: "Bussey was the main running back for the Lions before Sims got there, Pat, and he shows you why. Great cutback to the right to avoid (linebacker) Frank Lemaster's tackle, and then he turns on the speed. If he can stay hot, that'll be just one more weapon for the Eagles to worry about today."

Eddie Murray added the extra point, and after one quarter of play the Lions had a 7-0 lead.

The Eagles answered with a field goal after blocking a punt late in the opening period. Backup running back Billy Campfield came up with the block, and another backup running back, Steve Atkins came up with the recovery at the Lions' twenty-five. On the first play of the second quarter, Tony Franklin kicked a thirty-six yard field goal to cut the Lions' lead to 7-3 just four seconds into the period.

The Eagles added another field goal before the end of the period. Quarterback Ron Jaworski completed a pair of passes to get them in field goal range: a twenty-two yarder to wide receiver Harold Carnichael and a twenty-four yarder to fellow wide receiver Charlie Smith. Those two passes moved the ball to the Lions' twenty-six, but the Eagles could gain only one more yard on offense. Franklin was thus called on to convert a forty-two yard field goal attempt, and he did so to cut the Lions' lead to one point at halftime. Our score: Detroit 7, Philadelphia 6.

The Lions added a safety late in the third quarter. It started when a Hipple pass was picked off by Eagles free safety Bernard Wilson in the end zone. Instead of staying in the end zone and taking the touchback, Wilson decided to run with the ball and was tackled at the Philly two-yard line. The Lions made hay with this mistake when linebacker Gary Cobb sacked Jaworski in the end zone on the first play from scrimmage, which increased the Detroit lead to 9-6 with 3;06 to play in the third quarter.

The Lions added a touchdown after Alvin Hall returned the ensuing free kick to the Eagles' forty-yard line. On the first play from scrimmage, Hipple found wide receiver Freddie Scott for twenty yards and a first down, and Sims followed that up with a ten-yard burst up the middle that gave the Lions a first and goal at the ten. Two plays later, with the ball still at the ten, Hipple fired a bullet to wide receiver Leonard Thompson in the end zone. Thompson gathered the pass in just before it hit the turf, and the Lions had a touchdown. Murray's extra point extended their lead to 16-6 at the end of three quarters.

The Eagles countered with a touchdown of their own. Jaworski hooked up with Smith for fifteen yards on the last play of the third quarter, then found running back Wilbert Montgomery on consecutive screen passes for gains of twelve and eleven. Fullback Hubie Oliver's thirteen-yard gallop up the middle gave the Eagles a first and ten at the Detroit twenty-nine, and on the next play Jaworski threw to Smith, who made the catch at the five and strolled into the end zone for the touchdown. Franklin's extra point cut the Eagles' deficit to three at 16-13 with 12:40 remaining in regulation.

The Lions put the game away with a field goal in the final minute. Hipple completed passes of twenty-yards to Scott and ten yards to fellow wide receiver David Hill, and he also contributed a seventeen-yard run that gave the Lions a first down at the Philly twelve. The drive died at the seven, but Murray was good from twenty-four yards out to increase the Lions' lead to 19-13. That was the final score, and the Lions will move on to their second consecutive NFC Championship Game, where they'll oppose the San Francisco 49ers next Sunday at Candlestick Park. Game time is 5PM Eastern on CBS, with Vin Scully and Hank Stram describing the action. The winner will face the AFC champion Cincinnati Bengals in Super Bowl XVI at the Silverdome in Pontiac, Michigan on January 24. If the Lions win, they'll be the first team in Super Bowl history to play in the game when it's being contested in their own stadium.

Bussey was named MVP by CBS. He gained 106 yards on just ten carries with a touchdown. Sims was held to just sixty yards on twenty-two carries. On the other side, Montgomery gained only thirty-eight yards on twenty carries. The most productive player for the Eagles was Carmichael, who caught five passes for eighty-two yards. Smith added sixty-sight yards on three catches with a touchdown.

Next: The Lions take on the Niners in the NFC Championship Game.

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Now it's time for the 1981 NFC Championship Game from Candlestick Park in San Francisco. Game time temperature is 52 degrees, with fair skies and a northeast wind at 6 MPH.

The Niners scored first. Free safety Dwight Hicks picked off an Eric Hipple pass on the Lions' opening possession and returned it to his own thirty-seven, where quarterback Joe Montana went to work. A thirteen-yard pass to Dwight Clark put the ball at midfield, and on the next play Montana's short pass to Freddie Solomon turned into a twenty-seven yard catch-and-run that gave the Niners a first down at the Lions' twenty-three. Later in the drive, Montana hooked up with tight end Mike Shumann for eleven yards and a first down at the eleven. The drive stalled at the five-yard line, but kicker Ray Wersching kicked a twenty-two yard field goal that gave the home squad a 3-0 lead with 7:02 left in the first quarter.

The Lions tied the game with a field goal of their own before the end of the quarter. Hipple completed passes of thirteen yards to Freddie Scott and sixteen yards to reserve wideout Mark Nichols, and Billy Sims swept around the left side for a fifteen-yard gain and a first down at the Frisco fourteen. Three plays later, the Lions were at the ten, and Eddie Murray converted a twenty-seven yard attempt to tie the game at three after one quarter.

The Lions were driving again by the end of the quarter, as linebacker Stan White picked off a Montana pass intended for Clark and returned it to the Niners' forty-six. A twenty-four yard pass to Leonard Thompson put the Lions in range for Murray, who finished the drive with a thirty-five yard field goal that put them in front 6-3 just nine seconds into the second quarter.

The visitors added another field goal just before the half. Montana was picked off again, this time by cornerback and former Steeler Jimmy Allen, who was pushed out of bounds at the Niners' eleven. Two Sims runs gained seven yards, but Billy was stopped on third down for no gain, and with time running out in the first half coach Monte Clark opted for a twenty-one yard Murray chip shot. Eddie converted easily, and the Lions led 9-3 at halftime.

There were only three points scored in the second half, all by the Lions. Montana was picked off for the third time in the game, this time by Gary Cobb, whose return set up the Lions at their own forty-one. The key play of the drive was Sims' nineteen-yard catch-and-run, which set up a first and goal at the Frisco two. The defense didn't allow another yard, but Murray's nineteen-yard field goal on the final play of the third period established our final score: Lions 12, Niners 3. The Lions, who have just win their second consecutive NFC championship, will become the first team in Super Bowl history to host the game when they entertain the Cincinnati Bengals two weeks from today at the Silverdome. Game time is 4PM Eastern on CBS, with Pat Summerall and John Madden in the booth.

There were co-MVPs named by CBS: Murray, who scored all twelve Lions points with his four field goals, and Sims, who rushed for 106 yards on twenty-three carries. The defense should also be lauded, as they sacked Montana four times and intercepted him three times.

Super Bowl XVI will be simmed at a later date.

Next: We've already covered 1982 in another thread, so we move on to the standings for 1983.

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Now let's look at the AFC standings for 1983. We begin in the East:

Miami Dolphins: 12-4 (0)
New England Patriots: 8-8 (0)
New York Jets: 8-8 (+1)
Buffalo Bills: 6-10 (-2)
Baltimore Colts: 5-11 (-2)

The Fins run away with the division crown, just like in real life. The defending Super Bowl champs experience a major Super Bowl hangover, but still improve by a game to tie the Pats (no change) for second. The Bills drop a pair under new coach Kay Stephenson and finish fourth, while the Colts also drop a pair in their final season in Baltimore. Their Mayflower moving vans will deliver them to Indianapolis in time for the 1984 season.

Now let's settle the tie for second. The Pats and Jets each have 7.5 combined wins, and each team won a game in the season series. We go to the third tiebreaker, which is points scored in head-to-head meetings. The Jets outscored the Pats 39-26 in their two games, so the Jets take second place.

Next, let's look at the Central:

Pittsburgh Steelers: 10-6 (0)
Cincinnati Bengals: 9-7 (+2)
Cleveland Browns: 8-8 (-1)
Houston Oilers: 4-12 (+2)

The Steelers continue their dominance of the Central with yet another division title, their ninth in the Central's fourteen seasons. The Bengals improve by a pair to take second, while the Browns fall into third by dropping a game. Meanwhile, the Oilers' two-game improvement leaves them four games behind the Browns for third and six behind the division champs.

Finally, a glimpse at the West:

Los Angeles Raiders: 11-5 (-1)
Kansas City Chiefs: 9-7 (+3)
Seattle Seahawks: 8-8 (-1)
Denver Broncos: 7-9 (-2)
San Diego Chargers: 6-10 (0)

The Raiders drop a game, but still take the West by a pair over the surging Chiefs, who leap from a tie for the basement all the way to second place and a wild card spot thanks to a three-game improvement The Hawks drop a game and finish third, while a two-game drop costs the Broncos a winning season and lands them in fourth place. Meanwhile, the honeymoon is over for Air Coryell, as the Bolts freeze where they are and finish in last place, which snaps their run of five consecutive playoff berths.

Seeds:

1. Dolphins (AFC East champs): 12-4
2. Raiders (AFC West champs): 11-5
3. Steelers (AFC Central champs): 10-6
4. Bengals (AFC Central second place): 9-7
5. Chiefs (AFC West second place): 9-7

The Bengals hold the expected wins tiebreaker over the Chiefs for the first wild card, 9.3 to 8.5.

The Bengals will take on the Chiefs at Riverfront Stadium in the AFC Wild Card Game on Saturday, December 24. Kickoff time is 4PM Eastern on NBC, with Charlie Jones and Bob Griese on the call. The winner will move on to face the Miami Dolphins at the Orange Bowl on December 31, while the Steelers will head to the LA Coliseum to take on the Raiders on New Year's Day. Kickoff time for that game will be 4PM on NBC, with Dick Enberg and Merlin Olsen on hand and Ahmad Rashad reporting from the sidelines.

Next: We look at the NFC standings for 1983.

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Now for our look at 1983 in the NFC. We begin in the East:

Washington Redskins: 12-4 (-2)
Dallas Cowboys: 11-5 (-1)
St. Louis Cardinals: 7-9 (-1)
New York Giants: 6-10 (+3)
Philadelphia Eagles: 5-11 (0)

The Skins repeat as division champs despite dropping a pair, and the Boys repeat as one of the wild cards despite dropping one. The Cards lose a .500 season thanks to their one-game drop, while the Giants' three-game bump under new coach Bill Parcells only gets them fourth. The Eagles stand pat under new boss Marion Campbell and finish in the basement.

Next, we head to the Central:

Detroit Lions: 10-6 (+1)
Green Bay Packers: 8-8 (0)
Chicago Bears: 8-8 (0)
Minnesota Vikings: 7-9 (-1)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 4-12 (+2)

The Lions win the Central for the third time in the last four years and improve by a game in the process, while the Pack falls to .500 and a second-place tie with the Bears. The real-life three-way tie is avoided, as the Vikes shed a game and finish under .500 in Bud Grant's final season as head coach. The Bucs improve by a pair, but still only manage four wins.

We go to the expected wins totals to break the tie for second, and the Bears top the Packers, 8.3 to 7.8.

Finally, let's head out West:

San Francisco 49ers: 11-5 (+1)
Los Angeles Rams: 9-7 (0)
New Orleans Saints: 8-8 (0)
Atlanta Falcons: 8-8 (+1)

The Niners improve by one en route to their third straight division title, and the Falcons also improve by a game to force a third-place tie with the Saints, who stay where they are. The Rams also stay where they are to claim the second NFC wild card spot.

Seeds:

1. Redskins (NFC East champs): 12-4
2. 49ers (NFC West champs): 11-5
3. Lions (NFC Central champs): 10-6
4. Cowboys (NFC East second place): 11-5
5. Rams (NFC West second place): 9-7

The NFC playoffs happened exactly as they did in real life. The Wild Card Game was on the day after Christmas at Texas Stadium, and the Rams upset the Cowboys 24-17 behind three Vince Ferragamo touchdown passes. The Niners entertained the Lions on New Year's Eve at Candlestick in the first Divisional Playoff, and it took a fourth-quarter touchdown pass from Joe Montana to Freddie Solomon to allow the Niners to eliminate the Central champs, 24-23. The other Divisional Playoff was the next day at RFK Stadium, and the Skins racked up 445 yards and fifty-one points in a 51-7 destruction of the overmatched Rams.

On January 8, the Skins hosted the Niners in the NFC Championship Game, and a twenty-one point fourth-quarter comeback by the Niners fell short dur to a late Mark Moseley field goal, 24-21. The Skins thus won their second straight NFC championship and their third in the last five years. They'll meet the AFC champions in Super Bowl XVIII, which will take place on January 22 at Tampa Stadium in Tampa, Florida.

Next: We begin the AFC playoffs, as the Chiefs take on the Bengals in the Wild Card Game.

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