In honor of “Dallas,” an awesome TV drama series that ran from 1978 to 1991…
The POD: In the 1978 episode “Election” (Season 2, Episode 8), J.R. Ewing is unable to get his sister-in-law Pamela to unknowingly sabotage her brother Cliff Barnes’s campaign for State Senator, and as a result wins the election despite J.R.’s attempts at voter fraud. As the character Cliff was originally styled after Robert F. Kennedy (according to the writers), I’m guessing he’d be a conservative Democrat. Two years later, in 1980, Cliff is elected to the US House of Representatives (similar to a story arc in mid-Season 3).
Then in 1984, Cliff is elected to the US Senate, making J.R. fear Cliff is planning a presidential run in 1988. To combat this, he sabotages Cliff in every way he can, and in 1987 Cliff declines to run. However, by the time of the 1988 Democratic National Convention, Cliff Barnes has rebuilt his reputation by investigating VP Bush’s ties to the Iran Contra scandal, winning him the number two spot on the national ticket. When Cliff Barnes is narrowly elected Vice-President of the United States, J.R. Ewing is (surprising most close to him) accepting of it, believing Cliff’s new job will keep him busy and out of his way.
However, on May 3, 1991, the President that Cliff serves under suffers a stroke, and soon Cliff Barnes becomes the 42nd President of the United States. This is in reference to the 1991 Series Finale, “Conundrum” (Season 14, episodes 22 and 23).
J.R. Ewing is horrified and outraged by this turn of events, and begins going over possible plans for how to get Cliff out of the White House: mainly, digging up enough dirt to force him to resign, have him impeached, or at least lose the 1992 election. However, after conversing with fellow billionaire Ross Perot at the annual Oil Baron’s Ball that summer, J.R. Ewing decides to fight fire with fire, and jumps into the race for the Republican nomination for President of the United States. Labeled a Dark Horse candidate and a political outsider, he practically (and in some cases, literally) destroys the competition – Bob Dole, Pat Buchanan, Carroll Campbell and Lamar Alexander – and so becomes the first non-politician nominated by the Republicans for President since Eisenhower. Ewing is backed by former Vice-President George H. W. Bush and Ross Perot, who ultimately declined to run as an Independent. Ewing blames Cliff Barnes for failing to handle the economic downturn, and the debates are the most hostile and negative rounds of mud-slinging ever seen on American television. The election ultimately comes down to the wire, and the results are surprising.
Wisconsin unexpectedly votes for Ewing, while Barnes fails to perform strong enough in the south. Of course, Cliff Barnes accuses Ewing of voter fraud, and contests the election results in Ohio, Florida, and their shared home state of Texas. Ultimately, the Supreme Court rules in favor of Ewing on December 22, 1992, by a 5-4 margin. Barnes privately exclaims, “Oh my God. Damn it! He got to them, too!” He then proceeds to binge on Chinese food and booze (a running gag for much of the series).
The Ewing Presidency is highly controversial. J.R.’s supporters admired his ability to pass legislation with his aggressive forms of persuasion in congress, which made Lyndon Johnson’s famous “Johnson Treatment” look friendly. He also was able to make great deals with China and OPEC, causing job growth and a slight increase in the economy and a decrease in unemployment, not to mention the noticeable decrease the national deficit. He was heavily praised by Donald Trump. When it came to foreign policy, he responded to the 1993 World Trade Center bombing by invading Afghanistan and ordering the mission that hunted down and killed Osama Bin Laden and several other al Qaeda leaders in 1994; he also received credit for the peace agreements that ended the Bosnian War in late 1995. However, his extramarital affairs, misuse of federal funds, and many possibly illegal activities performed before entering politics all led to him being impeached in mid-1995. However, only 20% of congress voted to convict him. Still, it was enough to damage his reputation. In 1996, Cliff Barnes capitalized on this by running for President again, practically running on the campaign message “I told you so.” Again, the election was narrow, but, in the end, comfortable enough for Ewing’s demands for a recount to produce nothing.
J.R. Ewing returned to his multi-billion-dollar oil empire after leaving office. The next eight years saw Barnes champion for all forms of energy other than oil, with Ewing defying him every step of the way. In 2000, he won re-election over the McCain/Whitman ticket. In the end, Barnes was victorious in curbing America’s dependence on fossil fuels; he also followed Secretary Bill Clinton’s advice for the economy and managed to create a $50 billion national surplus by the end of his Presidency. Cliff Barnes left office with fair approval ratings. However, his VP lost the 2004 Presidential election in a narrow upset to Governor J.C. Watts Jr. of Oklahoma. The Presidency of Clifford “Cliff” Barnes (1991-1993/1997-2005) is now considered to have been very successful, and he is currently ranked among America’s top 20 best Presidents (again, a reference to the Series Finale “Conundrum”).