A Map Shitpost Thread

[FancyHat]

I'm really pleased for this to be my first post here...

Nice to meet the rest of you fellows

I can't decide which is the dumbest city name: Flin Flon, Wall, or Liberal.

 

[Upvoteanthology]

I'm really pleased for this to be my first post here...

Nice to meet the rest of you fellows

Oh hey, I know you from r/worldbuilding! Your posts always get, like, 2 thousand upvotes because you make amazing maps.

 

[PachPachis]

I'm really pleased for this to be my first post here...



Nice to meet the rest of you fellows

You're the genius who mastered Canadaposting! ohmygosh

 

[FancyHat]

You're the genius who mastered Canadaposting! ohmygosh

I've never heard of this

 

[PachPachis]

I've never heard of this

Look 'em up on DeviantArt, it's fantastic stuff.

 

[AltruisticHedonist]

I'm really pleased for this to be my first post here...

Nice to meet the rest of you fellows

You are actually amazing.

 

[GauchoBadger]

I found it on reddit

Connecticut.
Connect (the atlantic to pacific) and cut (the US in half).

Why did this come to my mind.

 

[FancyHat]

I found it on reddit

I wonder how big the Connecticut Partition movement is.

 

[skozik]

I found it on reddit

Not enough wank, no transcontinental railroad, for one... The New Yorker corridor is clearly rightful Connecticutian territory, though the Free City of New York can stay.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

NSFW text on that spoiler

Spoiler

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the ASBs so much, I had all the TLs and Maps
>I pray to the Great ASB every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"ASB is love" I say; “ASB is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the ASBs
>I called him a space-filling empire
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s a Alien Space Bat
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “I love Big Brother.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Alien Tentacles and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the ASB
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the ASB
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the ASB
>He roars in a mighty roar like in the operation sealion as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>ASB looks him straight in the eyes and says “Hitler wins.”
>The ASB leaves through my window
>ASB is love. ASB is life.

 

[Victor Hatherley]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the ASBs so much, I had all the TLs and Maps
>I pray to the Great ASB every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"ASB is love" I say; “ASB is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the ASBs
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s a Alien Space Bat
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “I love Big Brother.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Alien Tentacles and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the ASB
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the ASB
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the ASB
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>ASB looks him straight in the eyes and says “Hitler wins.”
>The ASB leaves through my window
>ASB is love. ASB is life.

Every day we stray farther from God's light.

 

[Thanksforallthefish]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

"AH.com was a mistake."

-Ian The Admin.

 

[FancyHat]

When I made this thread I didn't quite expect this. I don't know why I didn't, but I didn't.

 

[Rosa Luxemburg]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the ASBs so much, I had all the TLs and Maps
>I pray to the Great ASB every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"ASB is love" I say; “ASB is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the ASBs
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s a Alien Space Bat
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “I love Big Brother.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Alien Tentacles and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the ASB
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the ASB
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the ASB
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>ASB looks him straight in the eyes and says “Hitler wins.”
>The ASB leaves through my window
>ASB is love. ASB is life.

"AH.com was a mistake."

-Ian The Admin.

See, Ian? This is why you always use MacAfee protection when putting a flashdrive into a USB port. Just be glad you didn't get a spacefilling empire.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

I should not laugh. But i'm laughing.

Why i'm laughing?.

This is bad.

Help

Why?

This is not funny anymore

Sorry.

 

[Imperator Frank]

Thats something I thought I'd never see here.

 

[water123]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Has Alternative History gone too far?

 

[FancyHat]

Has Alternative History gone too far?

I'd say yes.

 

[Albireo]

I'm really pleased for this to be my first post here...

Nice to meet the rest of you fellows

 

[Charlie950]

Like this one? (not mine. I can't remember where I originally found it.)

Surely I can't be the only person to notice that OTL Russia looks pretty damn gay with all them colors.

I got strong feeling - it was done before many times... Any way, after reading this article:

It looks like Nebraska is floating over the US, with four legs to keep it up. I love it.