A Map Shitpost Thread

Discussion in 'Alternate History Maps and Graphics' started by HatKirby, Mar 27, 2017.

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Do people want a WIP thread?

Poll closed Jul 13, 2017.
  1. Yes

    62 vote(s)
    75.6%
  2. No

    20 vote(s)
    24.4%
  1. HatKirby Well-Known Member

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    I love a good map shitpost as much as the next man, but I readily agree: they're getting in the way of the actually good art people are trying to post on the actual map threads. So I suggest posting your map shitposts here.

    A map shitpost is a map that is intended to be A) poor in quality and B) humorous in character. This is not a thread for works in progress or old work that you don't like anymore; don't try fishing for complements here.
    Additionally, I strongly discourage you from posting anything needlessly vulgar or offensive. Think about how people may react to your post, and think long and hard before posting anything inspired by 4chan or the like. Refer to the Forum Rules and Guidelines if you're unsure, but if you are unsure you probably shouldn't post it. I will report anyone who violates the rules of the forum and I expect you to do the same.
     
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  2. AltruisticHedonist I want all the think tanks

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    I'm going to take full responsibility for derailing the map thread.

    Here's the map that started this whole fuckfest.

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  3. kodak Has much to learn

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    That's one curvy panhandle you got right there.
     
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  4. Cool-Eh At The 80th Meridian, Where Lake Nipissing Begins! Donor

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    Ha ha ha "evil laugh" I have panhandled everyone:
    panhandeled world.png
     
  5. CannedTech Fully Automated Gone Fishin' Donor

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    Good lord, that's rancid.

    Solid job.
     
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  6. Commissar From Kiev Antidisestablishmentarian

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    What the fuck, Belarus?!

    :p
     
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  7. Cool-Eh At The 80th Meridian, Where Lake Nipissing Begins! Donor

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    The Belarusian panhandle was created in 1952 at the discretion of J Stalin as part of his program of screwing of communist puppet nations boarders, also to provide the USSR with an almost connection to germany and to gain leverage over poland by almost cutting it in half. it is now the 6th belarusian province? state? IDK what they call them, although it has separate customs and allows free movement across from poland to poland.
     
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  8. HatKirby Well-Known Member

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    I see you've forgotten Myanmar, Iran, Finland, and Eastern Colombia.
     
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  9. Cool-Eh At The 80th Meridian, Where Lake Nipissing Begins! Donor

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    I'm only human :(
     
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  10. kyc0705 Well-Known Member

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    It’s like a map drawn during an earthquake.
     
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  11. Tangle Kerbal Crasher

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    Uh.

    Does this go here?

    Hmm.

    Normal Map Thread- Nah, this map is too much of a quick weird deal

    ASB Map Thread- Ehh. No one goes there.

    Sheetposting Map Thread- I guess?

    AMERICA1880.png

    United States in blue, original 5 colonies and 4 indian states outlined in red.
     
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  12. Jcw3 Well-Known Member

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    That's good enough for the main map thread, IMO.
     
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  13. Thanksforallthefish King of Dolphins

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    My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
     
  14. CannedTech Fully Automated Gone Fishin' Donor

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    This, post er' there bloke.
     
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  15. Valdore Javorsky Left-Wing Patriotic Christian

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    Semua hujan es yang lebih besar kekaisaran indonesia!
     
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  16. Undeadmuffin Muffin want to liiiive !

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    panhandle.png
    The brown line is the underground panhandle of Utah (to not cut the panhandle of Idaho)
     
  17. fluttersky ~ᴍeʀmᴀiᴅ iɴ a seᴀ oғ aɴoᴍiᴇ~

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    Like this one? (not mine. I can't remember where I originally found it.)

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Undeadmuffin Muffin want to liiiive !

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    Like the color of the rainbowww
     
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  19. Marcus Sergius The Roman Soldier with an Iron Hand

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    Yep
     
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  20. AltruisticHedonist I want all the think tanks

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    Boliva can into (entire south american) coast

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