A Map Shitpost Thread

[Rosella]

Surely I can't be the only person to notice that OTL Russia looks pretty damn gay with all them colors.

That's the joke.

 

[Undeadmuffin]

Space filling division of Earth

 

[Rosella]

Space filling division of Earth

ah yes
the 9 billion people of earth

 

[Blind]

Space filling division of Earth

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Should be three billion each. Not one or two billion

 

[tus3]

How the hell is North Region supposed to contain as many people as West Region?

 

[Tsochar]

How the hell is North Region supposed to contain as many people as West Region?

maybe it's a future map when Siberia has become farmland?

 

[Axeman]

Not enough wank, no transcontinental railroad, for one... The New Yorker corridor is clearly rightful Connecticutian territory, though the Free City of New York can stay.

It's also missing Alsace Lorraine.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

A wip, this is something that i'm making for NationStates. I don't think that is good enough for the normal map thread.

The map itself is ready, only the caption is left.

 

[skozik]

As always, South America is exactly the same.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

As always, South America is exactly the same.

Noe. there is not much drugs, the Dutch still have their Guyana, the Integralist are the rulers in Brazil and has the British islands in the Atlantic, Paraguay is a mix of the Pinochet days, North Korea and Italy in the WW2 and Argentina has the Falklands and South Georgia and is a rising economic regional power.

 

[Lautréamont]

A wip, this is something that i'm making for NationStates. I don't think that is good enough for the normal map thread.

The map itself is ready, only the caption is left.

I'll wait, because I'm anxious to know why you've wanked the French Occupation Zone of all places.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

I'll wait, because I'm anxious to know why you've wanked the French Occupation Zone of all places.

No, that is the Principality of the Rhine, a joint satelite of France and the Dutch Federal Republic.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

Also, the map shows the world in the year 2005.

 

[KiwiEater]

You're the genius who mastered Canadaposting! ohmygosh

whats that

 

[PachPachis]

whats that

Canadian politics memes and maps

 

[Clandango]

Boliva can into (entire south american) coast

And here I thought this had only been made today.

 

[AltruisticHedonist]

And here I thought this had only been made today.

What can I say. I made a map of Bolivia encompassing the entire south american coast, someone made a "Bolivia cannot into coast joke" and I reposted in the map thread. All I needed was a good time to strike

 

[Baconheimer]

Britain and France divide the world in the 1930s.

 

[PachPachis]

Britain and France divide the world in the 1930s.

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Now they just need to form a Franco-British Union for max wank

 

[January First-of-May]

I found it on reddit

In my headcanon (and in my somehow-still-planned fanfic), Springfield, North Takoma is somewhere between North Platte and Cheyenne (maybe in the vicinity of Ogallala, which isn't on the map but appears to fit within the strip).
And yes, I did draw a similar (simpler) map to be sure that it also makes sense as Springfield, Connecticut.
(I really want to say that North Takoma and South Takoma are this map's Norbraska and Soubraska, but they're not, most notably because I don't actually have a huge Connecticut all over the place; my current plans have them at roughly 100 to 104 degrees west and 40 to 43 and 37 to 40 respectively degrees north, but after some googling just now I'm seriously considering making them basically the northern and southern halves of Jefferson Territory.)

BTW, reminds me of the 1853 North America map in LTTW - apparently in 1857 they reorganized the whole thing, having finally figured out it was silly.