A silly little Scenario
During the second Boer war, the Prime Minister of the Netherlands calls Queen Victoria fat whilst he condemns the war. This enrages the British Public and war is soon declared. Previous German support for Dutch condemnation of the war leads to a British declaration of war against Germany too. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to regain Alsace-Lorraine and both weaken and humiliate Germany, France quickly declares war in support of Britain, with Russia quickly following doing the same. Upon hearing that Germany is at war over insulting his dear Grandmother, Kaiser Wilhelm finds it too much to bear and kills himself. This throws Germany and it's military into chaos, leading to them being quickly steamrolled by British, French and Russian forces. With Britain troops in Berlin and Amsterdam, as well as every colony of the two powers, the war comes to an end. the Terms of the Treaty see all Dutch colonies being taken by Britain and all German Colonies being split between Britain and France. Polish Areas of Germany are annexed into Russia, whilst a Rhine republic and a Kingdom of Greater Bavaria are created in the west under French control (and of course, Alsace-Loraine is annexed by France)