For Want of A Sandwich - A Franz Ferdinand Lives Wikibox TL

Well, this reference to ethnic cleansings makes me interested in how many people have they killed and how do they compare to the Syndies in terms of body count. Also, what does Azania define as "Western influences" and how extreme has it gotten?
The collapse of South Africa was a pandemonium, but the Azanian Liberation's Front concentrated all the hatred towards the Whites, conducting a full-scale genocide of the few Afrikaners and remained and doing the same against White minorities in Botswana and Mozambique ; given that the Afrikaners had their share of crimes against humanity, not many wept for them.
The war against Western influences pass through the abolition of all post-colonial states, the forbidding of languages exterior to Africa (the official language of Azania is Swahili, and they don't care if the Natives don't speak it) and all religions that aren't Neo-Kemitism. But contrary to Liberia, even in its worst times, they didn't kill the clergy or destroy the buildings of other religions. People get Swahili and Kemitic names. They managed to get the Christians and Muslims to unite against them.
Are there any major power that supported them? From the wiki it has constantly involve in war since its birth. It should had collapsed by 2021 if no assistance was offer to them.

China is IIRC a government willing to look the other way to Azania's actions.
We can't talk this much about "support" : the position for those outside of the former colonial powers is that the Azanians are as crazy as the Afrikaners were, and that given the natural resources cornucopia that South Africa is, there is no trouble in doing business with them and that the balance of powers in Africa has to change, eventually they'll settle down. As such, China is too happy to have a resource-rich country eager to get weapons and cash. But even in Europe, Azania can find their share in the black market, as companies are too happy to pass through the embargo and buy South African gold, diamonds, rare earth elements and copper, among such...
How bad is life in Brittany, the most authoritarian of the European nations? Do they have any positive relations at all with the rest of the continent?
Britanny can be compared to Belarus ITTL ; if Lukashenko had been in place since the 1970s and went crazy with nationbuilding, having the whole nation embrace Celtic culture and Neo-Druidism. The last protests for democracy happened in 2014 and were thoroughly repressed ; since the accession of Padrig Montauzier in 1999, the nation stopped relaying solely on trade relations with America, Iberia and the British Isles, and stopped their hermit kingdom policy with France, opening their borders even if they still maintain a large military presence on the border, fearing the French might just invade. Since the military coup, foreign relations are good with France, as the spectre of Syndicalism was blown away.
 
Is Bharatavarsha a Hindu nationalist dictatorship or is it a bunch of secular-nationalist authoritarians? Also, regarding Azania, as they fill a role akin to OTL North Korea, how much are famines and food shortages a problem for them and how successful has the regime been at "purging Western influences" (including the size of the underground Christian community)?
 
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Britanny can be compared to Belarus ITTL ; if Lukashenko had been in place since the 1970s and went crazy with nationbuilding, having the whole nation embrace Celtic culture and Neo-Druidism. The last protests for democracy happened in 2014 and were thoroughly repressed ; since the accession of Padrig Montauzier in 1999, the nation stopped relaying solely on trade relations with America, Iberia and the British Isles, and stopped their hermit kingdom policy with France, opening their borders even if they still maintain a large military presence on the border, fearing the French might just invade. Since the military coup, foreign relations are good with France, as the spectre of Syndicalism was blown away.
Hopefully these druids didn’t take the hypothesis of ancient Celtic human sacrifice to heart! :p
 
Muteesa II
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Edward Frederick William David Walugembe Mutebi Luwangula Muteesa II (19 November 1924-3 December 2019) was the 35th and longest-reigning Kabaka (King) of Buganda, suceeding his father Daudi Cwa II on 22 November 1939 until his death, after which he was succeeded by his fourth son and current King Muwenda Mutebi II. His reign spanned the Uganda Protectorate, the East African Federation, the Protectorate of Buganda and the proper independence of Buganda, that was obtained on 4 July 1976.

The Kingdom of Buganda had been unified in the 13th Century and had been one of the largest and most powerful states in East Africa, before it was, after many attempts, colonized by the British who incorporated it into the Uganda protectorate in 1894 ; Buganda was a center to the British colony, with his kings maintained and converting to Anglicanism, while many Baganda enjoyed high ranks within the colonial administration and the country enjoyed prosperity as a producer of coffee and cotton. It was in this context that Muteesa II was born on 19 November 1924, the fifth son of Kabaka Daudi Cwa II ; he was elected to succeeded his father at 15, with a regency assuming full powers until his majority and coronation on November, 19 1942. As leader of a British protectorate, Muteesa was educated in Uganda before completing his studies in Cambridge, where he was even commissionned as a Captain in the Grenadier Guards ; due to his royal status, he wasn’t allowed to see combat during the World War in spite of his demands.

Most of Africa campaigned for independence at the time, and Uganda was no exception : the country saw uprisings in 1949 and the British created an East African Federation in order to better prepare Kenya, Uganda and Zanzibar to self-reliance within the Commonwealth, as it was done in Canada and Greater Rhodesia ; Muteesa, known as “King Freddie” in London, was opposed to the idea alongside his fellow Ugandan monarchs, fearing to fall under the domination of Kenya, a white settlement colony. The chaos of the Kenya War (1953-1963) proved his point of view right and his efforts into containing independence-minded politicians at bay within his kingdom reassured the British, who dissolved the stillborn Federation in 1962 and decided to rely more on the Ugandan petty kingdoms.

Independence in the short term for British Africa was an evidence, and Muteesa II managed to create a true working relationship with Prime Minister Enoch Powell, convincing him that the differences were too great between all the kingdoms of Uganda and that the issue of self-reliance could only be resolved with a true integration into the Commonwealth. The Kabaka had other issues at home : Milton Obote, a Lango from northern Uganda, had taken power as Uganda’s Prime Minister with his Uganda People’s Congress, advocating for a parliamentary federation of Uganda, where the kingdoms would only be autonomous parts ; the Kabaka, relying on the royalists united within the Kabaka Yekka (King Only) party, had enjoyed near-absolute control over his kingdom, the most powerful of Uganda, and grew to see Obote as a rival who would depose him if given a rein at power. He convinced Powell that Obote was a Pan-Africanist revolutionary and a would-be dictator, and obtained the deposition and exile of the Prime Minister in 1964 ; Obote would be assassinated in London on April 1968, an action where many observers saw the hand of the Kabaka and MI5 himself. Nevertheless, on 15 April 1966, the Uganda Protectorate was dissolved by London and replaced into smaller protectorates corresponding to the kingdoms, such as Buganda, Busoga, Bunyoro, Ankole and Tooro, all scheduled for independence within ten years and as parliamentary monarchies, modeled on the Winchester System ; northern Uganda was integrated into the Nile Colony. Buganda became independent on the first day of the year 1976 and as ruler of the strongest kingdom, Muteesa II looked like the true master of the former Uganda.


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First forced under a parliamentary monarchy with the British, headed by former Obote associate Paulo Muwanga, Muteesa II still feared that his reign would be cut short by republican agitation and that, as the true father to Buganda’s independence, he deserved to personally lead his small kingdom. As such, Muteesa II lead his own coup d’état on October, 9 1978, seizing power with the help of his personal guard and changing the Constitution of Buganda to grant him the status of an absolute monarch, without any separate head of government. The move was met with concern from Buganda’s allies, but Muteesa quickly made clear that he would remain a full member of the Commonwealth and commit himself to the modernization and prosperity of the Baganda. Even if industrial economy aren’t that developed in Buganda, the country is renowned for the quality of its agriculture and its mining facilities, allowing its capital, Mengo, built under supervision of the Kabaka around his own palace, to be one of the most densely populated cities in Africa, even if some have pointed the anarchic urbanism of the city and the toll taken on the environment of neighbouring Lake Victoria. During the 41 years of personal rule that followed, Muteesa II ruled Buganda with an iron fist, quelling Pan-Africanist, republican and ethnic dissent, even going as far as extending his rule towards his neighbours, making Bunyoro-Kitara a virtual puppet state after waging a small war (1979-1980) and intervening in the Busoga Succession Crisis (2009-2014) ; the King had to deal with an assassination attempt in 1981 and a military coup attempt in 1983, but managed to maintain his absolute monarchy, keeping all under his rule ; the most controversial decision of Muteesa II’s remains the outlawing of homosexual practices in 1993, designed to accomodate the highly religious and conservative citizens of Buganda, along with officially “protecting the Baganda family from the perversions brought on from the outside world”. Persecution of GRSM in Buganda still continues to this day, even if it’s not punishable by death anymore, and remains a hard stain on Muteesa’s legacy ; nevertheless, others continue to herald Buganda as one of the most peaceful countries in Africa, relatively prosperous in spite of its small size, and a true European ally in an era of Azanian irrendetism.


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Muteesa II’s cancer was a well-kept secret in his last years, keeping him in London for treatment while his heir Muwenda Mutebi II assured regency. On his 95th birthday, the Kabaka fell into a coma before finally passing away on December 3, 2019. The Lion of Buganda, the Sun of the Great Lakes, the Father of the Baganda had reigned for more than 80 years : his reign had seen the rise and fall of the Confederation of Workers’ Republics, the rise and fall of the colonial empires, the rise and fall of countless nations, the Greater Game, the development of the atomic bomb and the Zwischennetz, the conquest of the Moon and Mars, human clones and intelligent robotics. He was the longest-reigning monarch of the Twentieth and Twenty-First Century at the time, even beating the Dalai Lama and Louis XIV ; during his rule over Buganda, he saw six German Kaisers, three monarchs of England, four Russian czars, eighteen different French heads of state, eighteen Presidents of the United States, the fall of the Empire of Japan, seventeen Presidents of China.

Some see Muteesa II as a historical anomaly, an absolute monarch in the numerical age, a tribal leader in liberated Africa, a tyrant who served his white overlords. Others see him as a father to his people, who obtained them liberty, freedom, protecting them from the many plagues that befell on Africa during the century, keeping them in a tight leash in order to achieve prosperity. The only thing that’s certain in that Muteesa II incarnated Buganda for almost a century, for better and worse.
 
Is Bharatavarsha a Hindu nationalist dictatorship or is it a bunch of secular-nationalist authoritarians? Also, regarding Azania, as they fill a role akin to OTL North Korea, how much are famines and food shortages a problem for them and how successful has the regime been at "purging Western influences" (including the size of the underground Christian community)?
Bharavarsha has had many forms since its change of name, but nowadays it's a military dictatorship, after overthrowing the Hindutva government of Adityanath.
As of Azania, the cultural purge is more or less complete, with resistance crushed and underground movements ruthlessly tracked down. Famines and food shortages was an issue in the immediate aftermath of the South African Civil War, but now, agriculture has returned to a better state and food imports are going well.
Hopefully these druids didn’t take the hypothesis of ancient Celtic human sacrifice to heart! :p
Everything's alright ! It's not like the Neo-Kemites wanted to build pyramids and mummify themselves. Well, some did.
Was the Winter Olympics a one day event in 1994?
It was an event, but not a sportive one. Alas.
 
Bharavarsha has had many forms since its change of name, but nowadays it's a military dictatorship, after overthrowing the Hindutva government of Adityanath.
Is the military dictatorship, as brutal as it is, is at least more secular-nationalist than Hindu nationalist or did the military overthrow Adityanath for doing Hindutva wrong (from the POV of the generals)?
 
How did the Tshisekedi family install themselves as the God-Emperors of Kasai? What are the quirks of their cult and how are they viewed by the rest of Africa?
 
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Muwenda Mutebi II
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Ronald Edward Frederick Kimera Muwenda Mutebi II (born 13 April 1955) is the 36th and current Kabaka (King) of Buganda, having succeeded his father Muteesa II on 3 December 2019. He was crowned on his 65th birthday on 13 April 2020.

Educated in England and a Cambridge graduate, even if he was the fourth son of the king, he quickly became heir apparent, a job that we would hold for more than 64 years, holding executive powers as Regent during his father’s long illness. Formally elected to lead Buganda, Muwenda Mutebi II inherited a country molded by his father’s long reign and had the particularity of being an absolute monarch in the 21th Century. But the new king knew that, at 65, his reign would be a transitional one and that Buganda needed to see some democracy, at least under control, to truly enter the new millenium.

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As such, the Constitution was amended and the first free elections in the history of Buganda were held on 14 January 2021 under the terms of the 1976 Constitution, molded upon the Winchester system ; Ken Lukyamuzi, of the Kabaka Yakka conservative party, was elected Prime Minister. In spite of the bold move from Muwenda Mutebi II, the international community had doubts about the democratic nature of the ballot, and fear that the now constitutional monarchy of Buganda won’t address the human rights issues of the country, most notably the persecution of GRSM.
 
Idi Amin
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Idi Amin (Koboko, then part of Uganda Protectorate, now part of Nile Republic 30 May 1928 - Tilbury, Essex, United Kingdom 16 August 2003) was a British convicted felon and former rugbyman of Nilotic origin.

Born to a Kakwa father and Lugbara mother in was then the Uganda Protectorate, Idi Amin was born into poverty and did odd jobs before he was recruited into the King’s African Rifles in 1945, receiving basic training and seeing combat during the World War, in Morocco, Spain and France. Promoted to Corporal when the war ended, he was nevertheless noticed for his erratic and childish yet brave behaviour on the battlefield and reprimanded numerous times ; as such, when the Kenya War began, Corporal Amin was stationed in Britain, his superiors fearing that he would eventually join the rebels by fighting near his homeland.

At 1.93 m (5 ft 4 in) at powerfully built, Amin enjoyed a career as the East African light heavyweight boxing champion from 1951 to 1955 and proved to be a formidable rugby forward ; as such, he was selected into the East Africa rugby union team for the 1955 Rugby World Cup that was organized in New Zealand ; even if the team didn’t make it after the pool stage, Idi Amin found a new career in rugby union, getting his honourable discharge from the British Colonial Army and enjoying a career as a forward in Britain, playing for Bath and Glasgow. He achieved some fame as the “Nubian machete” and settled in Glasgow, obtaining British citizenship in 1965 and retiring from competition some time after.

But Amin attained full celebrity in a terrible incident : on 25 January 1971, the former rugbyman was arrested at his apartment in Glasgow by the police, after the dismembered body of his wife Kay, a Baganda like him, had been found in their bathroom ; the neighbours had heard screaming the night before. During his trial, it was found that Amin was a bigamist, keeping with Baganda traditions, and he claimed that he had wanted to cleanse his wife from the ghosts that had taken control from her after her last visit to her family. Amin was found criminally insane in 1972 and was sentenced to 25 years in Broadmoor’s psychiatric hospital. He was released for good behaviour in 1999 and died five years later in a retirement home in Essex. The incident made national headlines, given Amin small celebrity status as a past athlete, claiming that Amin had committed cannibalism and portraying him as “a savage from darkest Africa” ; some journalists however claimed that Amin had faked insanity to avoid a harsher sentence and that the treatment of the case, an average case of domestic abuse, owed a lot to the racism of the era.

Shortly after his release from detention, Amin made again headlines after the independence of Scotland, putting forward his candidacy for King of Scotland ; his claims were never acknowledged and Rupprecht von Witteslbach instead was elected as King.
 
Is the military dictatorship, as brutal as it is, is at least more secular-nationalist than Hindu nationalist or did the military overthrow Adityanath for doing Hindutva wrong (from the POV of the generals)?
Well, for a country that enforced a full-scale genocide and persecution of the Muslim community and seeks an united India, even Adityanath was too crazy for the military. They decided to become more secular.
How did the Tshisekedi family install themselves as the God-Emperors of Kasai? What are the quirks of their cult and how are they viewed by the rest of Africa?
God-Emperor is only the translation of Mulopwe, the title adopted by Albert Kalonji, who in turn put in place some sort of theocracy, more molded on OTL Papa Doc's cult that on any organized religion known ITTL ; it's also more of a cult of personality turned up to eleven. The Tshisekedis overthrew the Mulopwe at some time and took on the Imperial crown. They are viewed as a good partner, if not a little crazy.
Let me guess, a terrorist attack took place there.
Correct ! But a huge one. An incredible one.
 
Did New Brunswick and Nova Scotia retain their names after annexation by America , or were the names Americanized?
 
Nuclear terrorism?

Given that happened in another TL of MaskedPickle, that is a safe bet I think.
Correct.
Has it been explained yet why Scotland elected a German as king and ditched the Saxe-Coburgs? Seems like they just traded one Germanic House of Stuart decedent for another Germanic House of Stuart descendant.

Probably because the Wittelsbach family inherited the Jacobite claims to Scotland.
The British Royal Family has its fair share of scandals ITTL, and the Scots decided to elect a new monarch upon independence. Owing to the popularity of the Wittelsbachs on continental Europe and as a reference to the Jacobite claims, they elected a German.
What happened to Augusto Pinochet? Can't imagine he enjoyed living in socialist Chile.
He had a rather peaceful career in the military, not meddling with politics. Although I could retcon this.
 
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