EDIT: They remade A Streetcar Named Desire?!? With Adam Sandler in the Marlon Brando role?!?
How in the hell did that happen???
Well, by that point Sandler's reputation as a dramatic actor was growing, and he was a rising star. It was a bit of stunt-casting but it ended up working out, the movie didn't win any Oscars but was well reviewed and did decent business at the box office.
Adam Sandler as the lead in Gladiator and Shigsy dead, this TL is becoming more like A Giant Sucking Sound's dystopia with every update!
Hehehe, told you it wasn't a complete utopia.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. I...need a minute. Nintendo's future was so good. We had Majora's Mask coming up, we had the new Metroid. Why does it always have to be like this?
I've gotta A. take TTL off my "TLs to move to" list and B. Go sob in a corner with my copy of Legend of Zelda. Jesus Christ...
Nintendo's going to have to bounce back for sure. Luckily, they still have plenty of great creative minds, they just...don't have Miyamoto anymore.
I'm a bit of a fan of Smite. And Medusa especially. I wanted a way for Smite to be created earlier. Which entailed turning it into a fighting game since what we know as "MOBAs" didn't really exist at the time. I should have realized that the guys behind Mortal Kombat would have the balls to include Lucifer/Satan/the Devil in the game.
Ah, so THAT'S where you got the idea from! Well, I hope the game turned out as well as you'd hoped. And of course it has to have Satan in it, there's gotta be representatives from every religious tradition
It's nothing Shin Megami Tensei hadn't already done
How the FUCK did Adam Sandler get cast as Maximus Decimus Meridius?!!!! OK it's great that expanding his range and becoming an actual actor, I have no problem with that, but on his best day ever, he still doesn't have the chops to pull off Gladiator. I'm almost tempted to call ASB on that because Ridley Scott is too good of a director to do something like that, unless he was drunk/stoned the entire time. Did Tony (his brother) die early ITTL? So what did Russel Crow do instead? Why not Hugh Jackman? ADAM SANDLER!!!!??????
I was brainstorming ways to apply butterflies to Gladiator ITTL, and the idea of Sandler as Maximus made me giggle. I figured it might be somewhat plausible, considering that Crowe was problematic on set IOTL and it might just take a couple butterflies for Ridley Scott to decide he's too tough to work with and decide to work with someone easier, hence Sandler (who again, has been on a bit of a roll ITTL). Tony Scott's still fine, and Jackman was busy. Stranger things have happened IOTL, but yeah, this goes down at one of the great miscasts in film history,
Gladiator still does all right at the box office but it won't sniff Best Picture.
Indeed, without Mario there wouldn't be Sonic so it's a loss to everyone. Sega and Nintendo fan alike. Weill be be seeing reaction from other industry figures?
Yes, definitely. The next update will start with the reaction to Miyamoto's death, and his death casts a bit of a pall over E3, it is dedicated to his memory and even Sega pays tribute to him.
Would it be considered too ghoulish to suggest that the pieces of Miyamoto's shattered bicycle be enshrined in a memorial to him? And would it be "too soon" to have a biopic about his life in theaters in 2001? There's no way in hell that it wouldn't win at least one award. I'd personally give it the title "In Another Castle". Even as a Sega fanatic I can say that I'd watch that movie in a heartbeat. I'm guessing that his last words were probably politely thanking the cashier for the game he had purchased before he took his last bike ride.
Well, the police would probably want the pieces of the bike first, though I imagine a few of the pieces are picked up by onlookers once they realized what's happened and whose bike it was. I'm thinking of having a piece of the bike end up on
Pawn Stars at some point, only for Rick to say it's "too creepy" to buy for the shop (he's done that before). There will be a biopic coming, but 2001 is way too soon for it. And that is a good idea for his last words.
I got to thinking, I wonder how well the circumstances surrounding TTL's Miyamoto's passing will be known. Notably that the car struck him as he was returning home after going to buy Dragon Quest VII for the Saturn. Thematically, it has some significance to me that the man who was the face of Nintendo died after buying a game for the rival system, and how it might effect fans' attitudes towards the console wars.
It would definitely be seen as ironic, and a major historical footnote in the console wars. Nintendo might even try to downplay what game he had bought.
I'm also going to say that the next update won't be a normal E3 update. Apart from the Miyamoto memorial segments, E3 won't be covered as in-depth as it normally is. There is a reason for this and it's something we've had planned for quite some time.