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Lust Slaves of the Monkey God
Plot
This episode was set in a world that was still in the 1950's, politically and technologically. The AH.COM stops briefly in this world, and leaves behind Landshark, Ironyuppie, Dave Howery, Keira, Hendryk, Thande, and Flocculencio, who have decided to spend a couple of days shopping in the Baghdad open market. Naturally, Keira and Ironyuppie are captured by slavers almost immediately. Naturally, Dave Howery goes nuts and chases down one of the agents of the slavers. The men find a big stash of jewels and clues to the whereabouts of the missing women, and fly to Singapore.
There, they recruit a band of mercenaries, the New Orleans Order Battle Standard (NOOBS), and find that the women are on Krakatoa, which didn't blow up on this timeline. The women are taken there and find that they are in the hands of a man who calls himself the Monkey God… Mojojojo (an AH.COM poster who is notorious for posting endless stories about monkeys and apes). A 'crack' team of NOOBS and the AH.COM men parachute onto the island at dawn. While moving towards the volcano lair of the Monkey God, most of the NOOBS are eaten by an assortment of animals.
The rest of the team is captured by the Monkey God, and things look grim for Our Heroes. However, the main force of the NOOBS attacks the beaches, and the Monkey God is distracted long enough for the AH.COM people to escape. As they do, the volcano erupts, everyone flees, Mojojojo is eaten by his own apes, and the team is teleported off the island by the AH.COM, which returned just in the nick of time.
This episode was inspired by a book about the men's 'sweat' magazines of the 50's and 60's, magazines which had notorious lurid titles (“Monkey God” was taken from one of these) and covers with scantily clad women (usually in peril).
Continuity
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Reception
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Behind the Scenes
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Easter Eggs
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