Publicly declared by Landshark in February 2009 as a public effort to stem the tide of teen idiocy in the ASB Forum. The Offensive consists of two major fronts:

Ridiculing the teen threads and shaming their posters. Led by The Bald Imposter.

Creating new interesting ASB threads and reviving some old ones. Members contributing here include Big Tex, Thande and Landshark himself.