AKA Suomi, possibly in Scandinavia. Usually shafted in AH, owned either by Sweden or Russia. Only European country still to use swastika on an official flag. Plotting to take over the universe via Nokia. Has language which inspired JRR Tolkien, and appears to consist mostly of the letters a, ä and k.
Scandinavia (some might insist that it doesn't fully belong there, others will refer to its location as “Fennoscandia”)