Formerly the Kingdom of the East Saxons, Essex is the southernmost part of East Anglia in England, south of Norfolk and Suffolk. Its modern reputation is as a home of thuggish men and slutty girls in white stilettos who talk with a truly ghastly accent. Rather appropriately, its flag consists of three knives on a blood-red field.

The County can be split into 3 main reigons. Metropolitan essex (The Part that is closest to london and likes to pretend it isnt in Essex) , The Estury , and Rural Essex (I.e , the rest). These are known to the Locals as “The Godd , the Bad , and the Ugly”. The Unoficial capital of Essex is Southend on Sea , which also hosts the worlds largest collection of scum and Villany.

In the Ah.com Peerages, VulcanTrekkie45 is Earl of Essex.

Sir Scott is from Essex , though he wishes he wasnt