If the invasion of England ends up happening, that means that the English colonization is screwed. Even if the colonization starts before the invasion, it only causes any English colonies to end up destroyed or conquered. That leaves France, which isn't exactly a genius when it comes to colonizing.
Fuck off... BOMB AWAY
«Nos embarcamos en una cruzada por la Cristiandad, vamos a purgar esa isla hogar de piratas y brujas que han acosado nuestras costas desde hace decadas. Es hora de demostrarle a la Reina Pirata y sus Sucios Piratas, como es luchar de frente».
«We embark on a crusade for Christianity, we are going to purge that island home of pirates and witches that have plagued our shores for decades. It's time to show the Pirate Queen and her Dirty Pirates, what it's like to fight head-on».
— Marquis of Santa Cruz, Álvaro de Bazán
With the ascension of Felipe I of Spain to the Portuguese throne, the Spanish Empire extended almost all over the world. This made Queen Elizabeth I of England see national security threatened, which led her to support the constant expeditions of English corsairs such as those of Sir Francis Drake, nicknamed the Dragon, against the Spanish territories in the Indies and against the treasure fleet. that loaded with wealth fed the finances of the metropolis. However, although Felipe expressed a strong claim to the English Queen, she washed her hands of it while the English economy was increasing thanks to the stolen money that entered England. Apart from the political and economic causes, there were also religious ones, since the disagreements between the two countries came from the times of Henry VIII of England. English Protestantism confronted Spanish Catholicism; Elizabeth I of England had been excommunicated by Pope Pius V in 1570, and Philip I of Spain had signed a treaty in 1584 with the Holy League of Paris (an armed political movement of a Catholic nature of French origin and led by Henry I of Guise). , 3rd Duke of Guise), in order to combat the Protestantism that plagued France. The pirate incursions were mostly carried out by Protestant crews that, although they were never great victories, they did represent a nuisance for Felipe and the development and traffic on the naval routes. War would break out when Sir Francis Drake, commanding a fleet of 21 ships and 2,000 men, undertook a campaign of attack and looting against the coasts of Spain and Portugal that included the burning of several villages on the west coast of Galicia and an attempt to assault the town of Vigo where he was rejected by the same population without exception of classes, sexes or ages, who came to the defense of their city, forcing the pirates to get on the boats, abandoning everything they had stolen, setting sail to head to the Canary Islands.
Later Francis Drake would end up crossing the Atlantic where on January 1, 1586 he would arrive at the island of Hispaniola, where he would order 1,200 men to disembark and take the city of Santo Domingo, where he would demand a ransom from the Spanish authorities for his return. A month later, after setting fire to part of the city and receiving a payment of 25,000 ducats, the attackers withdrew, once again setting out to sea. Drake then headed for Cartagena de Indias. On February 19, they penetrated through Bocagrande at night until they reached Punta del Judío while another group tried to enter through the Ánimas bay, but a chain of floating barrels blocked the way at the height of the Boquerón fort. Drake continued his way through the unprotected Bocagrande peninsula until he reached the defenses of Santo Domingo, met with great resistance, but still managed to take the city at dawn. The English would then negotiate with the authorities of Cartagena de Indias who had taken refuge in the neighboring town of Turbaco. To pressure a response in the negotiations, Drake began to burn at least 200 houses in Cartagena until the authorities paid what he asked for within the granted terms. And during this time, Drake found among the governor's papers, a warning letter about the arrival of the pirate Drake. Humiliated, the English asked to destroy the summit of the Cathedral under construction with a cannonball. Finally, before this destruction, the authorities of Cartagena de Indias paid the sum of 110,000 gold shields. Drake also took jewelry, the city's bells and artillery pieces from the city. On March 1, having suffered few casualties during clashes with the Spanish and indigenous people in Santo Domingo and Cartagena, but decimated by yellow fever, they set sail from Cartagena intending to return to England. However, in the middle of the journey they would attack the Spanish fortress of San Agustín, which would be looted and burned. The surprise would be when, at the height of Roanoke Island, he would save more than a hundred English settlers who, under the orders of Ralph Lane and faced with the difficulties of populating the area, decided to return to England after having settled there the previous year.
The discovery that Sir Francis Drake had attacked and plundered various Spanish towns amounted to a casus belli against England serving as an important Protestant stronghold. King Philip made use of a major espionage campaign that included the use of the oppressed Catholic community who were seen by the English Protestants as an undesirable minority. Elizabeth I's reign in religious matters could be described as "Either you are with us, or against us." instituting a religious quasi-terror given the establishment of the "Law to hold the subjects of the Majesty of the Queen in her obedience", passed in 1581. This law was intended to declare as traitors those who tried to reconcile someone or reconcile with "the Roman religion", or procure or publish any papal bull or writing on English soil. The celebration of the Catholic Mass was prohibited on pain of a fine of two hundred marks and imprisonment of one year for the celebrant, and a fine of one hundred marks and the same imprisonment for those who heard the Mass. This act would increase the penalty for failure to attend Anglican service to the sum of twenty pounds a month, or imprisonment until the fine was paid or until the offender went to the Protestant Church. An additional penalty of ten pounds a month was inflicted on anyone who supported a schoolmaster who did not attend Protestant service, while the schoolmaster himself was imprisoned for a year. These events were further motivated by Pope Pius V's 1570 bull, Regnans in Excelsis, which unleashed nationalist sentiments that equated Protestantism with loyalty to a very popular monarch and made Catholics "vulnerable to accusations of being traitors to the crown". This only facilitated the recruitment of spies for the king of Spain. The climax of Elizabeth's persecution of Catholics was reached in 1585, with the Act against Jesuits, Seminary priests, and similar disobedient persons. This statute, under which most English Catholic martyrs were executed, made it high treason for any Jesuit or seminary priest to be in England, and a felony for anyone to harbor or relieve them.
In view of the events that occurred, Felipe I would end up considering various plans to carry out the invasion, which were basically reduced to one proposed by the Marquis of Santa Cruz, Álvaro de Bazán, a marine expert, which was based on the creation of a large fleet under a single command, consisting of a fighting force and a transport convoy for the landing troops, thus forming a "well-unified expedition". The proposed plan was the formation of a Great Fleet that would serve as an escort for transports loaded with soldiers that would land in England under the command of the Duke of Parma Alejandro Farnese; leaving that of Santa Cruz in command of the naval forces that would attend to the defense and provisioning of the landing ships. The Great Navy was preparing to be configured as a large and very heterogeneous naval group, since it framed ships of different capacities such as those of the Atlantic and those of the Mediterranean. In 1586, Felipe II began to enlist and provide a strong navy, both with existing means, the construction of new ships and the seizure of other merchants; that are being carried out in Guipúzcoa, Vizcaya, Santander, Cádiz, Sanlúcar de Barrameda, etc. and whose ships frequently enter shipyards to be refitted to make them more efficient for naval warfare. During the following two years, two dozen galleons were launched: six in Santander, six in Bilbao, six in Portugal, two in Gibraltar and one in Vinaroz. All these ships were conceived and built following rigorous criteria of rationality, based on homogeneous types designed for specific tasks. The enlistment of ships from the Viceroyalties of Naples and Italy was even ordered. In the middle of this process, two events occurred that would mark the war: The execution of the Queen of Scotland and granddaughter of Henry VIII, Mary Stuart. In 1568, banished from Scotland, where she had abdicated in favor of her son, James IV, Mary Stuart took refuge at the court of her cousin Elizabeth I of England, who, at least outwardly, cared for her and I wanted to help her.
Mary, considerably younger than Elizabeth, was her only relative, and therefore the person who could inherit the English crown and achieve dynastic union with neighboring Scotland. However, many thought that Mary as a Catholic could be a good instrument to end Elizabeth's life and allow a return to official Catholicism. She compromised and discovered in more than one of those attempts she was discovered and entered jail. He confessed that not only Pope Pius V, who had excommunicated Isabel in 1570, was involved in his intrigues, but also the Spanish ambassador Bernardino de Mendoza, who was expelled from London in 1584. María would be sentenced to death on October 15, 1585 for conspiring against the life of the queen of England, and against the security of the Kingdom; but she waited for her until she was executed at Fotheringhay Castle in Scotland on February 8, 1587, before her 45th birthday. Her beheading would go down in history for her pathos, the executioner had to give up to three blows to separate her head, producing a sadistic spectacle for the Protestants while producing repulsion towards the hidden Catholics, who informed Philip I of the event. The second event would be Drake's Preemptive Strike where, with the authorization of the Queen, Francis Drake would set sail with four Royal Navy ships: the Elizabeth Bonaventure, the Golden Lyon, the Rainbow and the Dreadnought; Along with 20 other ships, merchant ships and armed pinnaces, they joined them on the expedition. However, the queen would retract her decision and seven days after departure, the queen would send Drake a counter-order in which she stated that no hostility should be carried out against the Spanish fleet or ports. . This letter never reached Drake's hands because the ship that was to deliver it, forced by contrary winds, had to return to port without being able to catch up with it.
Off Galicia, the English fleet would be dispersed by a storm that lasted 7 days, during which one of the pinnaces sank. After regrouping the fleet, they would meet two Dutch ships from Middelburg, Zeeland, who reported that a large Spanish war fleet was being prepared in Cadiz ready to leave for Lisbon. At sunset on April 29, the English fleet entered the Bay of Cádiz. At that time there were 70 naos in the port, and several smaller boats. During the night of the 29th and all the following day and night, fighting continued in the bay of Lisbon. At dawn on May 1 the English withdrew, 18 Spanish ships were burned or sunk and 6 captured, including 4 ships full of provisions. After the attack, Francis Drake would undertake a pirate tactic where he directed his course along the southwestern coast of Spain and Portugal, destroying all the ships in his path, including fishing boats and fisheries, destroying thousands of tons of various barrels, he would even reach disembark 1,000 men in Lagos, in the Portuguese Algarve, assaulting the fortresses of Sagres, La Valiera, Beliche and Cabo de San Vicente. The looting route would take him to Lisbon where the Marquis of Santa Cruz Álvaro de Bazán was supervising the preparation of the fleet that was to join the Cadiz fleet for the invasion of England. The English fleet stopped in Cascais, from where they proposed an exchange of prisoners to Álvaro de Bazán, to which he responded by denying that he had any English subject in his possession or that he was preparing any action against England, a clear lie but returning the gesture of perfidy. pirate that Francis Drake was hiding. Both Drake and Bazán refused to engage in combat, limiting themselves to an exchange of artillery fire between the English fleet and the Spanish-Portuguese forces on land, which produced no casualties.
Due to the situation that was facing, Drake ordered to weigh anchor, marching again towards Sagres, where the English troop was supplied with water, maintaining some confrontations with the Spanish caravels that had gone in pursuit from Cádiz for later the wounded and sick English to be evacuated. towards England. Drake would end his attack campaign by attacking the Azores Islands where he would end up capturing the first ship captured on the way back from the Indies, the Portuguese carrack San Felipe, and the enormous fortune it carried in gold, spices and silk, estimated at 108,000 pounds (of which 10% went to Drake himself), the English fleet returned to England, where his return would be celebrated as that of the Conquering Hero, since the economic and material losses caused among the Spanish fleet by the English attack caused Spanish plans to invade England were to be postponed for more than a year. However, the real damage would be the documents looted by the English in the capture of the San Felipe, where the maritime traffic with the East Indies and the lucrative trade in the area were detailed, would serve years later as the basis for the foundation of the British East Indies Company. However, Drake's raid was not all glory, as the Dragon reported on the huge fleet that the Spanish were amassing. On December 21, 1587, the queen appointed Lord Charles Howard of Effinghan chief of the fleet, she preferred him to Drake more suitable for the command exercised by a character of high rank, Drake being appointed second in command. Drake advised Howard to assemble the fleet at Plymouth and leave a fleet of 23 ships under the command of Henry Seymur to guard the Channel and prevent the possible passage of French Catholic volunteers. On 3 June, 105 ships met in Plymouth harbour, of which 19 were Royal Navy and 46 large armed merchantmen. Drake would ask to repeat the previous year's raid, but the queen denied permission.
As for the land forces, the English had a small professional army, most of them were newly recruited militias, all the militias of the southern states were concentrated in London, together with the urban militias, in total 21,000 troops; a reserve of 17,500 militia and 4,000 regulars who had returned from the Netherlands was formed at Tilbury in Essex by the Earl of Leicester; 29,500 militia were stationed from Cornwall (Cornwall) to Kent along the Channel, in Kent alone there were 9,000. Another reserve of 8,000 militiamen was located further north. These forces were not rivals for the Tercios that would be led by the Duke of Parma, well trained, disciplined and with a lot of combat experience having been hardened in North Africa. Except for 4,000 who had returned from Holland to support the Protestants, they had no combat experience, the latter only in defending and attacking fortresses. At the end of June the English fleet was made up as follows: the Royal Navy with 34 ships and its flagship the 800-ton Ark Royal, the London squadron with 30 ships, the Drake squadron with 34, the Thomas Howard (merchant and coastal) with 38, 15 supply ships and 23 volunteer craft, and 23 from Seymour on Downs. It would finally be in August 1588 when the Great Armada was ready to leave for the British Isles. At the end of May, the king sent his last order, the clearest and most conclusive: "You will go to sea with all the men and ships, heading directly to that island of Pirates and Witches...". On May 30, at daybreak, the different squadrons of that impressive army left the port of Lisbon, under the command of Alvaro de Bazan, which included 19,000 infantrymen, 7,000 sailors, 1,000 knights of fortune, 180 clerics, 500 exiles English and Irish Catholics, and 124 ships.
A few days later, the difficulty of keeping together a fleet of ships with such diverse seafaring characteristics became evident; and, to aggravate the situation, a violent storm broke out off the Galician coast, forcing the Navy to take refuge in the La Coruña roadstead. It's been over a month to get the fleet back together. However, on Friday, July 22, the Spanish Navy set sail from La Coruña, with its 124 ships grouped into 10 squadrons, in good weather. On July 29, the fleet would arrive in Cornwall where the Tercios would land near Falmouth, Cornwall. The Spanish Tercios would land in England while the cannons of the Castles of Pendennis and Saint Mawes were silenced by the overwhelming Spanish artillery that in one case, would cause the destruction of one of the towers of Saint Mawes when an explosive cannonball would hit against a powder keg that would end up making it easier for the Tercios to gain access to the interior and put the garrison to the sword, who refused to surrender. The Fal Estuary was the perfect place for a non-English fleet to establish a foothold during an invasion of England as even the fjord-like waters of Carrick Roads are steep and deep, with depths of 12-14m in many places. , and can allow large ships to anchor safely in midstream. This motivated the construction of five artillery forts to protect it. But due to economic recession, Pendennis Castle and St Mawes Castle were built between 1540 and 1542. Logically, these castles in the following forty years were not designed to withstand an assault as brutal as the one it suffered. For the first time in centuries, England was invaded by an enemy who did not share the same religions. Protestant criers would compare the invasion to the invasion of the Vikings or the Romans by invoking figures like King Alfred the Great or Queen Boudicca.
The news of the Spanish invasion ended up being transmitted immediately by the lighthouses located on the British coast and by the horse couriers that left Plymouth a little less than 55 miles from Falmouth. Plymouth was the home port of England's most successful seafaring merchants, including Sir John Hawkins and Sir Francis Drake. The news of the Spanish landing was received with surprise by Francis Drake who did not expect that they would dare to land in Cornwall, the situation in Plymouth was difficult because a council of war considered attacking the Spanish fleet and dealing them a heavy blow. Hawkins, familiar with those coasts, knew that the direction of the wind and tide at that time was favorable to the Spanish; however, Francis Drake called Hawkins a coward. After a heated discussion, Francis Drake would use his reputation to take command from Hawkins and attack the Spanish fleet while he was vulnerable. On the same afternoon of July 30, the English fleet, under cover of darkness, began to leave the port of Plymouth, leaving 90 ships. The fact that Drake's pirate spirit prevailed over discipline would benefit the Spanish, since the English fleet lacked proven leadership in a battle of such magnitude. On the morning of July 31, 1588, while the Spanish armada at Falmouth waited, the Spanish sighted a lineup of 91 English sails approaching. Seeing the immensity of almost a hundred and a half Spanish ships, prepared for war, caused the English ship captains to be unwilling to get too close to the Great Armada, limiting themselves to firing from a distance without getting too close to the enemy navy. In the midst of such cowardice, Drake would exclaim "we have hunted them but they are the ones hunting us." The English fleet was faster and more maneuverable but its artillery fire was imprecise. Sir Francis Drake would end up dying when a cannonball fired by the Almiranta nao of the Portuges squadron: the São Martinho (San Martín) would hit Francis Drake's ship: Revenge, which would suffer an explosion of gunpowder barrels that would cause the collapse of its decks, the sterncastle and the destruction of the ship, killing the entire crew.
The cries of joy of the Portuguese would be heard with a simple message: "THIS FOR THE PILLAGE OF THE DRAGON". The English due to lost and damaged ships would be forced to retreat to Plymouth, demoralized, without gunpowder or cannonballs. However, as soon as they arrived they would see how the city was already being abandoned as the first Spanish scout horsemen had been sighted near Plymouth. Forced by this, they were forced to flee while the crews began to suffer from epidemics of typhus and dysentery that broke out aboard the English ships immediately after the confrontation with the Spanish fleet. Around 9,000 English sailors were victims and would end up dying and being thrown into the sea. The news brought by the Plymouth refugees ended up sparking Catholic riots and riots in major cities like Manchester, Liverpool, Bristol, London and even York. The riots closest to London and Protestant nuclei would end up being crushed with extreme brutality to the point that entire neighborhoods would burn when the English Catholics would respond to the arrival of Queen Elizabeth's soldiers accompanied by militiamen with a ferocity worthy of an animal that had been tortured, oppressed and kicked to the point where rage plagued their minds, Catholics would find themselves supported by their relatives even if they were Protestants and in some cases by their most faithful friends who would fight for loyalties and friendship more than for religion. However, entire neighborhoods would end up decorated with Protestant or Catholic corpses that in their last moments would be abused and mutilated or even in the case of women, mass raped, the anger of almost a century of repression was exploding so strong that even the arsenal Real on the south bank of the River Thames at Woolwich in southeast London, it was detonated by a group of Catholics who held it up at gunpoint and sword before exploding all the gunpowder stored inside.
Chaos spread as Queen Elizabeth sank into madness as a kingdom was engulfed in the fires of rebellion as an enemy marched in after razing Plymouth and massacring her population. The Tercios under the command of Alexander Farnese would be such a powerful enemy that it would be compared to the Roman Legions or Macedonian Phalanxes that would end up taking London six months later, sowing terror and fear while paving a road by burning any village, town, Protestant town or castle in the country. When Philip I found out how his men were destroying England, he would respond.
"Dear Alejandro. Kill all you find. Take no heretical prisoners. Burn their cities and villages to ashes. Make them suffer as we suffer under the Moors or with the Dragon's piracy. BRITANNIA DELENDA EST."
The letter that was read weeks later, by the Duke of Parma in the same Whitehall Palace where his troops had camped while they rested. No one knows what happened to Elizabeth I, some say she fled to Holland, others to France, Germany, Prussia, Sweden, Norway, even Iceland, while others would tell obscene versions of her death that include details about her last moments at the hands of lecherous soldiers. Spaniards although this would be true for impostor women who would try to boost morale but would quickly damage it when they would be shot down and defiled in public by English Catholics or Spaniards. This period would be known as La Anarquia or The Anarchy