The 1993 Royal Rumble
It's 1993. The WWF has launched Monday Night RAW on USA and Bret has just defended the World Title against Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels kept the IC title against Marty Jannetty. It's Rumble Time!
#1: Ric Flair
#2: Bob Backlund
Two former WWF World Champions and two talented wrestlers to start things off.
#3: Kama
And here comes Ted DiBiase's personal enforcer, getting in a few shots before Flair throws him out (30, Kama)
#4: Ted DiBiase
And here comes Ted to make this a three-way.
#5: Brian Knobbs
Knobbs doesn't make it long as DiBiase sends him out after a minutes (29, Knobbs)
#6: "Soul Train" Mike Jones
And DiBiase gets his payback on his former manservant, sending him out as well (28, Jones)
#7: Jerry Lawler
And here comes the King of Memphis! He comes in to make the fight for Backlund even harder.
#8: Max Moon
¡Oye chicos! Es Konnan! (¡HURRA!) Yep, instead of the overdesigned nightmare that was the Max Moon costume, we instead go for a much simpler costume to get Konnan to run the gimmick. We gotta get him on a a really good deal to get him to go between here and Mexico given how big lucha is getting but damn it! Let's grab some of that sweet lucha pie here! Moon brings some solid speed and athleticism to the Rumble here, getting the crowd going
#9: Genichiro Tenryu
And let's have some Japanese style in there too! New Generation! We got quite the mix here of Backlund's amateur flavor, Tenryu's puroresu, Moon's lucha flying and the various blends of southern from Flair, Lawler and DiBiase.
#10: Mr. Perfect
Perfect charges right for Flair, since things ended badly for them while Backlund meets off against Tenyru and DiBiase is left working with Max Moon.
#11: Skinner
And here comes the gator man! We start with a Million Dollar Dream from DiBiase, then a powerbomb from Tenryu. As Skinner gets up, he takes a Perfectplex, leaving him prone for a combination Chickenwing and Figure Four while Lawler goes up. Lawler pulls down the strap, hits the flying fist drop and tosses him to Moon, who jumps up and ranas Skinner out (27, Skinner)
#12: Koko B. Ware
Bird! Bird! Bird! Lawler goes right for Koko, knocking him around for a bit before dumping him out (26, Ware)
#13: Samu
Samu throws his big self around, knocking down everybody before fighting and sending out Tenryu (25, Tenryu)
#14: The Berzerker
Here comes the big stupid viking guy, going for Samu for now while Lawler and Backlund duke it out.
#15: Paul Diamond
Another ex-Michaels tag partner! And also, he was... Kato of the Midnight Express! Also, he was in
Worse Badd Company. Anyway, let's just keep rolling here as Diamond joins the midcard scuffle going on, DiBiase manages to send out Max Moon (24, Moon)
#16: Terry Taylor
Oh good, it's that ol' Rooster. Terry goes after DiBiase while Lawler tosses out Backlund (23, Backlund) and Perfect dumps Flair (22, Flair)
#17: Damien Demento
Demento joins the midcard scuffle, Perfect and Lawler going at it.
#18: Irwin R. Schyster
IRS and DiBiase come together to send out Terry (21, Taylor) before going for Hennig.
#19: Tatanka
Tatanka, being a babyface, runs in to help Perfect out.
#20: Jerry Sags
Sages gets in one the mass of midcarders fighting. Gonna need to clear that out a bit...
#21: Typhoon
There we go. Typhoon tosses out Paul Diamond (20, Diamond), Damien Demento (19, Demento) Jerry Sags (18, Sags) and the Berzerker (17, Berzerker) leaving only Samu to fight.
#22: Fatu
Here comes Fatu to help out his partner.
#23: Earthquake
And evening up the Disasters/Headshrinkers fight comes Earthquake.
#24: Carlos Colon
Colon goes for Lawler, allowing Tatanka to toss out IRS (16, IRS) before being sent out by DiBiase (15, Tatanka)
#25: Tito Santana
Santana comes in with all his babyface fire, but he's soon joined by an old friend.
#26: Rick Martel
Martel goes right for Tito as we got the following fights in the ring: Perfect/DiBiase, Lawler/Colon, Headshrinkers/Disasters and Tito/Martel.
#27: Yokozuna
Oh man. Here he comes to make some changes. He sends out Tito (14, Santana), tosses out Typhoon (13, Typhoon) but that doesn't stop Earthquake from sending out Samu (12, Samu) but Yoko helps send Carlos out (11, Colon) before Perfect makes a surprise elimination to the King (10, Lawler)
#28: Owen Hart
Owen goes after Martel while Perfect and DiBiase keep things up and we get Earthquake fights two-on-one against Samu and Yokozuna.
#29: Smash
Smash comes in to help Earthquake, the two sending out Fatu (9, Fatu) only for Yoko to toss out Smash (8, Smash) followed by Quake (7, Earthquake)
Meanwhile, Owen tosses out Martel (6, Martel) and DiBiase tosses out Perfect (5, Mr. Perfect) leaving only him, Owen and Yokozuna.
#30: Randy Savage
Oooooh yeah~ Macho Madness hitting at #30! Final Four are DiBiase, Owen, Yoko and Savage!
DiBiase is the first to go, sent out by Owen (4, DiBiase) with poor Owen getting sent out by the big Samoan (3, Hart) with Yoko and Randy ending things here. However, rather than go for a pin, Savage fights from underneath and manages to hoist Yokozuna out with a bodyslam (2, Yokozuna)
Randy Savage has won the Royal Rumble! Randy Savage will be guaranteed a shot at Bret Hart's title for WrestleMania IX! Macho Madness is going wild at the Rumble!