The Highest Paid Jobber: Royal Rumble 1993
The 1993 Royal Rumble
Doing the '93 Rumble AGAIN!
#1: Ric Flair
#2: Bob Backlund
Yep. So far, so same.
#3: Papa Shango
Oh hey, it's the spooky Voodoo man! And out he goes (30, Shango)
#4: Ted DiBiase
#5: Brian Knobbs
Knobbs comes in gets taken out next (29, Knobbs)
#6: Virgil
Virgil goes right for DiBiase, won't do him much good, put points for effort (28, Virgil)
#7: Jerry Lawler
#8: Max Moon
Okay, so this time it is Paul Diamond and he gets sent out by Lawler pretty quickly (27, Moon) before, DiBiase and Flair have their fun with Backlund.
#9: Genichiro Tenryu
#10: Mr. Perfect
Tenryu goes for DiBiase while Perfect sends Ric out, like he did in OTL (26, Flair)
#11: Brian Pillman
And here comes the Ticking Time Bomb himself! He charges right for Hennig, sending them both over the ropes and onto the floor. (25, Perfect) (24, Pillman) Pillman goes apeshit on him, forcing security to break it up again. Backlund, meanwhile, dumps out Lawler (23, Lawler) and goes to help Tenryu with DiBiase,
#12: Koko B. Ware
Tenryu ends up going out (22, Tenryu) so Koko goes after the Million Dollar Man.
#13: Samu
#14: The Berzerker
Samu and the Berzerker come in and start in on Backlund, leaving poor Koko on his own and leaving him to be eliminated (21, Koko)
#15: The Undertaker
And out come 'Taker to get rid of The Berzerker (20, Berzerker) and Samu (19, Samu)
#16: Terry Taylor
Taylor goes for DiBiase, but he fails and gets tossed out (18, Taylor) before Backlund and Undertaker take over.
#17: Damien Demento
Yep. This jobber. Goes right into the Million Dollar Dream, followed by a Crossface Chickenwing, then Undertaker dumps him out with a chokeslam (17, Demento)
#18: Irwin R. Schyster
IRS comes in to help his boss, pulling Backlund off.
#19: Tatanka
Tatanka comes in to help Backlund fight IRS.
#20: Jerry Sags
Sags looks for revenge for his tag partner, but it doesn't go all too well for him (16, Sags)
#21: Typhoon
This isn't looking good for Ted as Typhoon joins up with the Deadman. Backlund and Tatanka finally dump out IRS (15, IRS) leading to DiBiase being the next to go out (14, DiBiase)
#22: Fatu
Goes right for Typhoon while the Deadman eyes his targets and throws a few bones
#23: Earthquake
Quake comes in to help his partner.
#24: Carlos Colon
'Taker goes ahead and takes care of that "youngster" Carlos (13, Colon)
#25: Tito Santana
#26: Rick Martel
These two get right at it.
#27: Yokozuna
Yoko comes in to help out Fatu, knocking off Typhoon (12, Typhoon) though Fatu goes in the process (11, Fatu) leaving Yoko vs. Earthquake, Martel/Santana and Undertaker tossing out Backlund (10, Backlund)
#28: Owen Hart
Martel throws out Santana (9, Santana) while Yoko dumps out Earthquake (8, Earthquake)
#29: Repo Man
#30: Randy Savage
Yoko tosses out Tatanka (7, Tatanka) and Owen sends Martel out (6, Martel) leaving the final four of Yokozuna, Undertaker, Owen Hart and Randy Savage once he dumps Repo Man (5, Repo Man)
Yoko and Undertaker fight it out, with Yoko getting the better of the Deadman (4, Undertaker) and Savage sends Owen out (3, Hart)
And once again, Savage wins the Rumble again, sending out Yokozuna (2, Yokozuna) Randy Savage gets a title shot for WrestleMania! Who's gonna win? Will I ever book something other than Bret/Savage for IX? Why would you want that?