The 2013 Royal Rumble Match
#1: Dolph Ziggler
#2: Chris Jericho
Start off with the OTL first two, though Dolp is now a face and Jericho's a heel ITTL.
#3: Cody Rhodes
Cody comes in to help the veteran Jericho, making a 2-on-1 on Ziggler.
#4: Kofi Kingston
Kofi comes in to help Ziggler in fighting Rhodes and Jericho.
#5: Eric Young
We have our first TNA entrant as EY jumps into things, putting it 3-2 for the faces.
#6: Drew McIntyre
And evening things up is the Sinister Scotsman. Things split off here with Ziggler/Jericho, Rhodes/Kingston, and Young/McIntyre.
#7: Titus O'Neil
Millions of dollars! Millions of dollars! Millions! Of! Dollars~
Titus runs in to go right after Kofi, Cody stepping back to watch the fireworks.
#8: Goldust
And here comes Goldust to go right for Cody, the two going at it. Fights are now Ziggler/Jericho, Kingston/O'Neil, Young/McIntyre, and Cody/Goldust
#9: Kurt Angle
And here comes the Olympic Hero! And he just gives the Germans to everyone! He gets the first few eliminations, taking out Eric Young (30, Young) Drew McIntyre (29, McIntyre) and Titus O'Neil (28, O'Neil) and tries for Kofi, but Kofi manages to land on Titus and bounces back. However, he jumps into the arms of ANgle and gets thrown from another side (27, Kingston)
#10: Heath Slater
HE'S JUST ONE MAN! And here comes Slater to take all of the finishers. Codebreaker into a Zig-Zag, followed by a Crossrhodes and then a Final Cut, Finally, Angle deadlifts into an Angle Slam followed by a German Suplex (26, Slater)
#11: Sheamus
And here comes the former IC champion to meet against Angle. Fights, as we head in, are Ziggler/Jericho, Cody/Goldust, and Angle/Sheamus.
#12: Abyss
TNA entrant #2 is the Monster, Abyss! He goes after everyone, wrecking whoever he sees.
#13: Brodus Clay
We gonna rip it up! And Brodus goes right for Abyss, adding Brodus/Abyss to the fights.
#14: Rey Mysterio
Lil Rey charges in just as Abyss eliminates Brodus (25, Brodus) and Abyss goes in, making a power vs. speed fight.
#15: Darren Young
Darren comes in, going after Angle but gets suplexed over the ropes and given the Brogue Kick right out. (24, Young)
#16: Bo Dallas
And here comes NXT's Bo Dallas. I really wanted to use Richie Steamboat here, but I wasn't sure of his condition, so we bring in Bo and have him go to save Rey from Abyss. Abyss levels him and heaves him out (23, Dallas) which allows Rey to make the comeback and send Abyss out (22, Abyss)
#17: Chris Sabin
TNA entry #3 is Sabin, who comes to meet Rey in a match of high-flyers. We still got Ziggler/Jericho, Cody/Goldust, and Angle/Sheamus, but we add Rey/Sabin to the mix.
#18: Wade Barrett
Barrett comes in to help Sheamus fight Angle while Cody finally tosses out his brother (21, Goldust) Rey and Sabin spit off, Rey turning to help a fellow legend against the Empire while Sabin takes on Rhodes.
#19: John Cena
And his name is JOHN CENA! Cena comes in there with forearms as Rhodes manages to eliminate Sabin (20, Sabin) before getting sent out by Cena (19, Rhodes) before helping Ziggler out with Jericho
#20: Damien Sandow
And the other half of Team Rhodes Scholars comes in to pull Cena away in revenge for what happened to Cody but he also gets sent out by Cena (18, Sandow) who goes back to Ziggler while Barrett tosses out Rey (17, Mysterio) leaving Angle alone with the Empire.
#21: Daniel Bryan
D-Bry decides to ally himself with Angle to send off the Empire. Fights are now Cena and Ziggler vs. Jericho and D-Bry and Angle vs. the Empire.
#22: AJ Styles
Because fuck it, why not? TNA entrant #4 is AJ Styles and goes right in on Jericho, helping to throw him out (16, Jericho) before mixing it up in a triple threat scenario with Cena and Ziggler
#23: Samoa Joe
And here comes Joe to kill some motherfuckers. He just goes in with suplexes, sending out Ziggler (15, Ziggler) and eliminates D-Bry and Barrett (14, Bryan) (13, Barrett) leaving Angle with Sheamus and rocking a two-on-one against Cena and Styles because he's Samoa Joe.
#24: Kane
Kane comes in with Chokeslams for everyone to give them a breather and letting them lay on the mat.
#25: Zack Ryder
And poor Zack Ryder goes up against Kane is Chokeslammed out for his troubles. Sorry, Zack. I love you. (12, Ryder)
#26: Randy Orton
Orton comes in and reverses the Chokslam with an RKO and sends Kane out (11, Kane) before helping out a few of the faces with their problems via RKOs to Sheamus, leading to him going out (10, Sheamus) and Samoa Joe before deciding to RKO Angle too and get back to where they left off.
#27: Christopher Daniels
TNA entrant #5 is Daniels, who peels off AJ Styles and leaving Joe with Cena.
#28: The Miz
Miz goes after Orton, the two duking it out for a bit. Fights, as we reach the end, are Joe/Cena, Orton/Miz, and Styles/Daniels with Angle on his own.
#29: Sin Cara
Sin Cara actually gets jumped on the ramp and beaten down by Hunico and Hernandez, forcing an emergency entrant.
#29: Brock Lesnar
And Brock comes in and wrecks everyone's shit. Suplex City, bitches! Out goes Miz (9, Miz) and out goes Orton (8, Orton) and then he goes right for Angle, sending him out (7, Angle) before suddenly dropping out himself (6, Lesnar) wait, why did he? But... he could've... wait, he's still attacking Angle! Security has to get Angle out of there and Lesnar won't stop!
#30: Ryback
FEED! HIM! MORE!
...Okay, he's a bit of a disappointment after Lesnar just showed up and wrecked shit, but he does come in with some promise, helping Cena eliminate Joe (5, Samoa Joe) while AJ sends Daniels out (4, Daniels) leaving AJ, Cena, and Ryback. Or well... Cena and Ryback because Jericho comes back in and pulls AJ out of the match (3, Styles) and then Cena manages to toss over Ryback (2, Ryback)
Ladies and Gentleman, one man is going to the main event of WrestleMania. One man is going to face CM Punk for the WWE World Championship.