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What is this?

A TLPIAW.

What the hell is that?

A Timeline Posted In A Week. It’s like a TLIAW except instead of trying and failing to write it all in one week and dragging it out until it becomes more of a normal timeline I write it in my own sweet time then post it over the course of a week. I'll be done by the end of this week, so I'm posting it now.

That seems like cheating.

It would be if I lied to you and said it was all done in a week. But I didn't lie to you. It's in the title. No cheating.

I see. So what's this about?

American Politics.

How original. I look forward to your colored pictures of American Presidents.

No colored pictures, I tried and they looked like shit. Just pictures and colored text.

And who said anything about Presidents?

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Numbah 2: A Timeline of the Vice Presidency Posted in a Week
 
The Man from Minnesota
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Walter Mondale
The Man from Minnesota
1977-1981

Walter “Fritz” Mondale was not the first Vice President to have the option of living in Number One Observatory Circle, but he was the first to take that offer. Gerald Ford had been whisked off to the Oval Office before he could settle in, and his family’s wealth meant that Nelson Rockefeller already owned a house in Washington. Thus, Mondale became the first Vice President to live in the residence of the Vice President. In a way that is fitting as Mondale, an experienced counterbalance to Jimmy Carter’s outsider candidacy, forged a new path for the position once compared unfavorable to a warm bucket of piss. Mondale took an active role in the Carter administration; however lackluster it might have been.​

He acquitted himself well against Bob Dole in the 1976 debate, though given Dole’s rather large gaffe on the subject of Democrats starting all the wars in recent times it would have been hard not to. In 1980 he again did well at the debates, including some famous quips about voodoo that had even his opponent laughing. It was not enough however; the economy and the Iran Crisis had dragged the ticket through the mud and Carter lost in a landslide. Mondale would attempt a comeback in 1984, picking Dale Bumpers as his running mate as he won the nomination easily. But the times were a changing, and the Carter administration remained unpopular. Mondale won only 3 states and would retire from politics until the early 2000s, when he served as Minnesota Attorney General as a favor to the state party.​

His successor would be much less active as Vice President, mainly do to the new President being much more experienced then Jimmy Carter.​
 
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The Fiancier Turned Funeral-goer
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Bill Brock
The Financier Turned Funeral-goer
1981-1989

The 1980 Republican Primaries were supposed to have been the coronation of Ronald Reagan. Throngs of GOP officials lined up to pay their respects and beg for money and power from the movie star turned Governor turned Presidential hopeful. And although Bill Brock was theoretically neutral as RNC chair he knew where the butter was coming from. Or at least where it was supposed to be coming from.

Brock was a navy veteran and son of a Tennessee Democratic Senator. He’d started in his father’s party but jumped over to the GOP in time for his run for Congress in the 3rd District. An odd choice considering the 3rd was a traditionally Democratic district, but one that paid off. In 1970 he managed to knock off Al Gore from his Senate seat by attacking the sitting senator as being too liberal. He’d then had the misfortune of facing the heat for the Watergate scandal in 1976 and lost his seat after one term. His specialties as Senator had been Labor and Finance. He’d managed to parlay this into a stint as the RNC Chairman and, it was presumed, a role helping Ronald Reagan unseat Jimmy Carter, organizing funding for party members and in doing so accruing far more influence then a freshman senator ever could have.

The George Bush started talking about Voodoo Economics, and the rest is history.

As Bush began to realize he might actually be President, probably sometime after he won the Texas primary, thoughts began to idly drift to Vice Presidential picks. The hunt began in earnest after Reagan dropped out following disappointment in New Jersey. Reagan openly turned down any efforts to have him round out the ticket, and so did Gerald Ford. The Bush campaign feared accusations of a pro quid quo and so wished to avoid anyone who had supported Reagan too openly, but still sought out a more conservative voice. And so, Bill Brock was pulled out of planning the convention and given the promotion of a lifetime. Democrats jeered at the Bush/Brock ticket, eagerly pointing out how neither had served in public office since 1977, but their jeers meant nothing to the voters, who sent Bush to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and Brock to Number One Observatory Circle.

Bush was an experienced Washington insider, and Brock’s single term in the Senate provided fewer connections there then past or future Vice Presidents. So, Brock found himself relegated to more traditional roles, cutting ribbons, attending funerals for third world dictators. Bush and Brock were always friendly, but Brock never quite found his way into the inner circle, ending up with odd jobs and projects. Brock became Bush’s point man during the air traffic controller’s strike in 1981 and helped end the strike via negotiations, despite his own advice to take a hardline against them. He made diplomatic overtures in Latin America (though he cut off a meeting in El Salvador on account of bloodstains on a carpet). His tenure would see his attendance of two Soviet leaders, one for each term, and he met with Gorbachev early during the Russian’s rise to power. In the 1984 reelection campaign he performed admirably against Dale Bumpers, but Dale Bumpers performed admirably against Bill Brock (the debate was not very consequential). Brock’s second term would be dominated by what the media dubbed “Guerrillagate”, albeit indirectly.

As it emerged that weapons had been given to Hezbollah in exchange for cash and hostage released, and that said cash had been turned over illegally to the Contras in Nicaragua questions emerged about who knew what and when did they now it. For Bush the answer is murky at best, but Bill Brock managed to avoid being involved at all. This led to him being trotted out repeatedly as Bush did damage control about the expanding scandal, which now involved Iran. Brock faithfully toed the party line and defended his President and his friend. It made him the butt of more then a few jokes, but he pushed forward. Still he found himself breaking more tie votes then usual (which still wasn’t very many) as Bush’s term came to a close.

Going into 1988 Brock was seen as a strong potential candidate for the GOP. He stood for the years of solid tax cuts and fair deregulation that had helped the consumer. However, he was no heavy weight, and despite an early lead in the polls he slipped in Iowa to Bob Dole, who had become the unlikely right-wing contender. Brock faded, just as Reagan did, and watched as his shoes were filled with New Hampshire centrist Warren Rudman. Brock, ever dutiful, campaigned for Dole with a strong earnestness in the fall alongside Bush, but proved unable to save his plodding campaign. In retrospect Brock losing to Dole reflects a weakness that likely would have doomed him in the fall had he been nominated.

Brock retired from politics after 1988, writing his memoirs from a new home in Maryland along with the occasional opinion piece criticizing the new President and her hard-working Vice President.

 
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The Cracker Man
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Bob Graham
The Cracker Man
1989-1993
Even when George Bush had come out of nowhere people had heard of him. The same was not true of Pat Schroeder, the modern women from Colorado who managed a surprise second place in Iowa. The pundits dismissed this as western charm, never mind the distances involved. Then she pulled off a second-place finish in New Hampshire. Suddenly she was the underdog in the race, and she was determined to win. In a democratic field left divided Dale Bumpers and Gary Hart refused to run (the latter’s career in taters after adultery allegations) there were a lot of White Men, and Pat Schroeder stood apart from them (so did Jesse Jackson but insulting the largest city in the country never ends well). She picked up steam and endorsements, including from one Bob Graham. His endorsement helped her in Florida and he became a valuable advisor as her star rose to the top of the field. Graham was a national name with a national presence, loyal followers, and the ability to deliver the sunshine state.​

Graham’s father had been a failed Gubernatorial candidate in Florida, and Graham followed his dad into politics. As a state legislator he had worked in various jobs his constituents held in what was either a hands-on bit of legislating or a cynical political ploy depending on who you asked. It paid off in 1978 when he was elected Governor of Florida, on tbe backs of enthusiastic supporters who dubbed themselves "Graham crackers". He reformed education and instituted new environmental policies, all while successfully bringing new investment to the state. He was reelected easily and in 1988 he boasted an 87% approval rating. He was mid-Senate campaign when Pat Schroeder tapped him as Vice President. It was an effective match, pundits lauded Graham’s experience compared to Schroeder (She had been in Congress longer then he had been governor, a fact that had not eluded that studying sexism in politics). Far more important was geography, he was a southerner to her westerner and while he was no raging conservative that calmed concerns about a candidate who had literally worked at Planned Parenthood.​

On the campaign trail Graham was a force to be reckoned with, drawing crowds across the south and bringing Florida’s newfound business money into the race. On the debate stage Graham managed to enflame the right wing of the GOP by getting Walter Rudman to come across as being so liberal that the media nicknamed the debate “the agreement”. The performance enflamed the Pro-Life Insurgency that had faded after Buchanan’s poor performance at the first Presidential debate. The vote splitting from the Pro-Life Ticket cannot be totally be granted to Graham, but it did ensure a Democratic victory in the fall.​

Bob Graham played a major role in the Schroeder administration, throwing himself into legislation with gusto. Newer environmental regulations, technology development, and new funding for public universities were all backed by Graham’s force of will. Just as Walter Mondale had been to Carter Graham was an important advisor to President Schroeder, especially on domestic policy. Graham headed commissions on college loans and the environment, becoming fast friends with Tennessee Senator Al Gore. Graham’s approval ratings always remained high and he was commonly assumed to be the heir presumptive in 1996. Defenders of the administration always point to domestic policy as a high point. But it was foreign policy that the world looked towards.​

The Soviet Union fell. Romania crumbled into civil war. The eastern block fled towards the west. Neither Schroeder nor Graham were very experienced in foreign policy, and it showed. They had barely crafted a response to the Chinese Revolution when it all came tumbling down and Orthodox Maoism set back the clock. The Gulf War improved their polling numbers some, as Iraqi forces were pushed out of Saudi Arabia, and then Kuwait. But as Schroeder fell under criticism for not deposing Hussein the economy also began to dip.​

The Republicans were energized after a strong midterm in 1990 and came roaring back at the Schroeder administration. They attacked the “liberal weakness” that they alleged was holding the economy back and that had prevented America from exploiting their victory in the Cold War. Graham preformed well again at the debates, but it was not enough to save the incumbents from being lost in what would later be termed the 1992 Republican Revolution. Graham met the expectations of the party and was nominated in 1996 as a stalwart liberal as “New Democrats” watched their hopes flail amongst Bill Clinton’s affairs, which drew comparison to Gary Hart. Graham united with Bob Miller from Nevada to form what was mockingly called “Bob Squared” ticket. Graham poured his heart into the race, and Pat Schroeder provided enthusiastic support. But by now he seemed a relic of a more liberal age. His defeat led to an intense amount of soul searching in the Democratic Party about how conservative the country needed to be. The Republicans had already found their answer: very. Everyone was charging headlong to the right.​

Everyone it seemed, except the Vice President​
 
Interesting butterflies already.

The best part of Flash Timelines is the background butterflies

You have my attention.

Good to have you on board.

I could be totally wrong, but I have a hunch that Ann Richards is that hard working vice-president

A two woman ticket in 1988? Doubt it

Well whoops! This is embarrassing, for some reason I tought that the VP was the woman, despite that totally and clearly not being the sentence structure. And Im now even more curious who the mystery president is...

Yeah. Straight white man as VP.
 
Driftwood in a Tsunami
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Lamar Alexander
Driftwood in a Tsunami
1993-2001

If presented to a Republican decades earlier Lamar Alexander would have been labeled a conservative extremist. But it was no longer the 1950s, it was the 1990s, and that placed Alexander firmly in the moderate wing. Alexander had been a staffer in Washington in his younger days, something that had cost him the Governor’s mansion in Tennessee when he first ran for office, he had worked for Nixon and was running it the wake of Watergate, not a winning combination. But in 1978 he returned with a vengeance, trekking across the state in his trademark flannel shirts and crusading against corruption in the statehouse. This time he won handily. He was sworn in a few days earlier then normal to counter last minute pardons issued by his corrupt predecessor by bipartisan agreement. As Governor he perused a moderate course, increasing funding towards education and state employee paychecks while rapidly cutting regulation. This garnered him the Chairmanship of the National Governor’s Association but gained him few friends from the right of the party.​

Barred from a third term he left politics 1988 to 1992, serving as President of the University of Tennessee. He staged an abortive for President in 1992, again in a flannel shirt, but dropped out after faring poorly in Iowa and New Hampshire. He endorsed Arlen Specter, who turned out to be the wrong horse. The party was angry, Bush had been all well and good, but he had not reshaped the country into something more conservative. Bob Dole had been an improvement, but his positions on abortion were suspect and he was honestly too dull. They wanted something new, and they got it from Trent Lott. Lott hadn’t even finished his first Senate term yet, but he spoke to the angry people of America and his “Oath to the People” made for a good stump speech. Now Lott sought to appease the moderates, who were starting to wonder if maybe the Schroeder/Graham ticket was all that bad. So, he turned to Lamar Alexander, his old roommate from when they were both Washington staffers. Alexander accepted. His debate performance was considered a lost, but with Lott defeating Schroeder in all the Presidential debates this was a minor issue. Lott and Alexander still presided over one of the biggest waves in history, the Senate was taken back after years of Democratic rule, and House went to the GOP for the first time since the 50s. Lott had a mandate.​

And he used it. Deregulation of the banks, tax cuts, and tort reform came first. Alexander was not uncomfortable with this. Soon things became a flood. The line item veto was passed then struck down by the Supreme Court. Harsher sentencing laws sped through Congress as well. Alexander, despite limited legislative experience, wrangled the balanced budget through the Senate, only to see it flounder in the House under Dick Cheney. After the midterms cut, but not ended, the majorities Lott took on welfare reform. Social Security was to be privatized, and Medicare and Medicaid were block granted with work retirements attached. It took some prodding from President Lott to get Alexander to work for it, but eventually the Vice President relented and helped get the bill passed over the screams of liberals in the Senate. The fight exhausted the Vice President, and he was conspicuously absent from the spending cut fights the followed. Alexander did not exactly oppose the Conservative direction of the White House, but it was all happening too quickly and without much thought. His working relationship with Lott and the Conservative Cabinet was cordial, Alexander was never stopped from speaking his mind, but not filled with love, nobody ever followed his suggestions. He still preformed well in the reelection fight, beating Bob Miller handily in the one debate, but was tired of not being heard.​

In foreign affairs he found more agreement with the rest of the cabinet, agreeing that China was the new Soviet Union, the new enemy. Alexander was heavily involved in shipping weapons to the Philippine government, and helped broker talks towards a United Central Asian front against the neo-Maoist menace. He ceremonially welcomed Eastern Europe into NATO. In foreign policy Alexander had found his niche and found it much more useful when the 1998 midterms left the GOP sans House Majority. He was a human face to the conservative administration that so often alienated key allies with ill timed gaffes. Even amongst Democrats aghast at Lott’s revolution. Alexander remained a respected, if not popular, figure.​

Despite this new-found influence Alexander declined to run for President in 2000. The Vice Presidency had been a disappointment, and he feared the Democratic frontrunner, who stood head and shoulders above the rest. So, he stood aside, which was just as well for the conservative wing whose standard bearer Orrin Hatch won the primaries, only to lose in November. Many Republicans blame Alexander not running for losing the 2000 election, although the truth in that matter is often hard to determine.​

Post Vice Presidency Alexander has been active in campaigning for Republicans across the nation and has become a member of several foreign policy think tanks. He has become friends with Bill Brock, a fellow two term Tennessee Vice President who was not nominated for the White House when the term was up. Despite the parallels Alexander’s successor at Number One Observatory Circle would not follow the path laid out by Walter Mondale or Bob Graham.​
 
A Friendly Face in Washintgon
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Dick Celeste
A Friendly Face in Washington
2001-2007

As Bill Bradley waltzed to the Democratic nomination in 2000, brushing aside an attempted insurgency from Mark Gravel, speculation turned towards his VP. Someone was needed to balance his east coast liberalism and remind voters what the Democratic Party could to for them. Trent Lott still had decent approval ratings, but his tenure as a radical conservative had been divisive to say the least, and America was ready for the screaming to end. Bill Bradley’s wonkish term worked towards that, but his image as a unifier would be sealed with a friendly VP pick.

Dick Celeste grew up in the Cleveland suburb of Lakeview and was a strong student. In 1959 he had graduated manga cum laude from Yale University, and then became a Rhodes Scholar, studying in England and meeting his Austrian wife Dagamr Ingrid Braun. Returning to America he joined the Peace Corps, serving under Chester Bowles. He then got into politics, with his father having once been mayor of Lakewood Celeste entered the Ohio House as a Democrat representing his home town. In 1974 he became Lieutenant Governor, alongside Republican James Rhodes. In 1978 he challenged Rhoades for the Governor’s mansion and lost. He found himself a job thanks to his work in the Peace Corps, becoming a Carter era director. In 1982 he returned to Ohio and defeated James Rhodes to become Governor. With a Democratic legislature he hiked income taxes to pay for increased investment in social services and education. He also controversially commuted the sentences of several death row inmates to life sentences, actions that would get him labeled soft on crime for the rest of his career. In 1990 Celeste was term limited and he went into the Columbus private sector as a consultant. In 1996 he separated from his wife, who would go on to a life literally made for comedians. Among other things she was illegally ordained as a catholic priest by a rouge Argentine bishop in 2002. The divorce and term limits seemed to mark an end for Dick Celeste. However, in 1998, as Democrats scratched the 6-year itch of the Lott administration, Celeste returned to public politics and defeated Bob Taft to win a third non-consecutive term as Governor. His proven track record, charity work, and popularity in Ohio all contributed to his selection by the Bradley campaign.

While a far cry from 1988’s “agreement” the 2000 Vice Presidential debate was not an overtly hostile affair. Debating fellow Ohioan John Kasich Celeste made a good impression with the voters, but in the end was probably not vital to his campaigns modest victory. As Vice President Celeste took an active role, although not necessarily in policy making. Like Bill Brock before him he was a good will ambassador around the world, visiting heads of state and playing diplomat as Bradley carefully tried to ease America into helping Vietnam confront Chinese aggression. On the domestic front Celeste served as a kind of translator between Bradley and the public, explaining why tax and lobbying reform was coming before undoing Lott’s more extreme actions without admitting the Democrats didn’t have the votes in Congress. Celeste often did town halls with voters across the country, a fact that endeared him to many. In 2004 he again preformed well, though not exceptionally, against Elizabeth Dole. The decent economy propelled Bradley to victory over Tommy Thompson. Celeste returned to what he had been doing before the campaign, causing a minor kerfluffle with the While House when he condemned the treatment of Muslims in Myanmar while Bradley and Secretary of State Biden were attempting to lure the junta into the Indian led Columbo Pact. These tensions were smoothed over eventually but cemented Celeste’s reputation as a nice guy, perhaps one a little too nice for politics. Celeste would be on hand in May 2006 in case he would be needed to pass CHIN, but was not needed as the bill passed, bringing health insurance to millions of children. The Democrats lost the House in the midterms, bringing progress on future plans to roll back the clock on social security to a halt. As 2007 dawned the focus turned abroad. Despite continuing tensions is East Asia Bradley looked towards the Middle East and a lasting solution towards peace there. Celeste was not heavily involved in the process, instead stumping for the climate accords reached in Lima in 2006, despite his best efforts they floundered in Congress.

Celeste’s constant stumping for the administration led to frenzied speculation about a possible run in 2008. He was a well-regarded figure in a well-regarded administration. Celeste was not seen as a political heavyweight, but most pundits agreed that if the economy remained decent, and no major scandal erupted, that Dick Celeste would be the favorite to win the White House in 2008.

Then on June 3 President Bradley spoke to a crowd of university students in Manila, praising American efforts to invest in the Philippines as part of the broader initiative to reduce the appeal of Maoist insurgents. But across the street a man carefully checked his rocket launcher, aimed, and fired at the building where Bradley was speaking.

 
Then on June 3 President Bradley spoke to a crowd of university students in Manila, praising American efforts to invest in the Philippines as part of the broader initiative to reduce the appeal of Maoist insurgents. But across the street a man carefully checked his rocket launcher, aimed, and fired at the building where Bradley was speaking.​

DUN

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

Celeste, like just about everyone in this TL, is criminally underused. (Indeed Lamar Alexander is as close to conventional-AH.com as I can see and I love them all, they all need more time in TLs.) Very nice choices so far.
 
The Heavy Hitter
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Rahm Emmanuel
The Heavy Hitter
2007-2009
The assassination of Bill Bradley of course had a monumental impact on history. There was the Breyer Commission, which toured the Philippines and ascertained that it was an Islamic militant, not a Maoist militant, who had killed the President and 68 other people. This in turn would have profound consequences, meshing Islamic terror in with China in the eyes of popular culture, which led in turn to such events as the breakdown of the peace talks in Israel, the Kyrgyzstan War and the Indo-Pakistani Peace Accords. But that was in the future. All America knew right now was that Bill Bradley was dead, and that when his casket was lowered into a ground, the body inside was hardly recognizable. And they knew Dick Celeste was President, he had been discussing healthcare in Concord and shakily took the oath of office on a bible provided by local judge David Souter.

There were many questions. And one of them was who was going to be Vice President. As speculation rose in the weeks following the assassination House Speaker Roy Blunt went on television and said that the Republicans in Congress would “in all likelihood” vote for Celeste’s pick “if he was reasonable about it”, a gaffe that likely destroyed Blunt’s already longshot efforts to be elected President. In the end Dick Celeste made a pick that projected strength. Rahm Emmanuel.

The first ever Jewish Vice President, Emmanuel had fought his way up the greasy slope that was the Illinois political scene. A hard worker from his youth (and also a ballerina) he had volunteered with consumer advocates and Chicago bigwigs before seeking elected office. He entered the state legislature in 1994. He’d earned a reputation as being more moderate then some of his colleagues from the Chicago area, however he also had a take no prisoners style (he had a habit of cursing to fellow members’ faces) that made it difficult for him to be seen as a bipartisan figure. In 1998 he ran, successfully, for Illinois Secretary of State. There he gained the praise from liberal groups for working to expand voting options in the state, though he gained significantly less praise for using state databases to crack down on drug users in a way that many accused of unduly harming minorities. In 2002 he continued his meteoritic rise by winning the Illinois Governor’s race. His term as Governor was marked by Progressive moves like increased infrastructure funding and education reform. However, Emmanuel was also infamously difficult to work with, alienating other Democrats in the state with his loud, oftentimes obnoxious antics. While his education spending was initially popular he would later introduce several controversial proposals relating to tenure and charter schools that earned him the enmity of many public education advocates, in addition Emmanuel continued to have difficult relationships with the African American and Hispanic communities. To top it all off he was also, perhaps not unfairly, criticized, for being too friendly with big business. Despite this he was easily reelected in 2006, even with an overall climate favorable to the Republicans. His take no prisoners style contrasted well with Dick Celeste’s more friendly style.

His confirmation hearings were a bit heated, his confrontational style and deep reserves of donor money made him seem like a vehicle for the 2008 election then anything else. However national unity after the Bradley assassination meant that there was never any real chance of his nomination being rejected, despite Blunt’s occasional blundering.

As Vice President Emmanuel threw himself into the job with a gusto, quickly becoming a core member of the Celeste administration. He shook hands, he lobbied hard and broke a few ties in the Senate in favor of the President’s proposed Prescription Drug Cost reduction program. But Emmanuel had been appointed with a little over a year until the Presidential election, and inevitably he was the one to hit the trail first. He blasted Congressional Republicans for blocking the Democratic agenda, saying it was nothing less then spitting on Bill Bradley’s grave. He attacked the GOP nominee as “a corrupt plutocrat who wants nothing less to enrich his corporate buddies off the back of the American worker” before the GOP even had a nominee. He was an attack dog to Celeste’s calm, collected Presidency.

The Celeste/Emmanuel ticket started out with a substantial lead, facing no opposition in the Democratic Primary. However, in early September the Stock Markets began to dip, and then fall. Then warning signs began to emerge of a housing bubble, and several steel companies made huge layoffs. The Republican ticket took full advantage of this. Celeste had been friendly already his fellow Buckeye in 2000 and Elizabeth Dole was no firebrand, which left him ill prepared for the firestorm he faced in the 2008 debates. Even as Emmanuel dominated the Vice-Presidential debates he only served to highlight how weak the President seemed to be being. The October Surprise of the year was the declaration of drought conditions in the west, which naturally raised questions about the President’s handling of the situation, and the all-western GOP ticket jumped on the issue with a fervor. The comeback was nearly complete.

But the President remained popular, and the outcome was a pure tossup. As the night rolled on two things became apparent. One, the incumbents were going to win the popular vote with ease. Two, the votes weren’t in the right places and the electoral college was going to be tight. The eastern swing states had split, and it was coming down to the west. Despite the drought it seemed like the President had eked out a win, with narrow leads in Nevada and Colorado. However, by morning the results had narrowed, with outstanding rural areas showing higher than expected turnout. Soon the states flipped and it was all over except the shouting. And Rahm Emmanuel had a lot of that.

The Nevada and Colorado state governments had been taken by Republicans in 2006, and, as close elections often do, the results brought into focus every remotely partisan thing ever done by the state governments. Emmanuel was no conspiracy theorist, but he argued passionately behind closed doors that for the sake of democracy recounts were needed and that the Celeste campaign needed to find the best lawyers money could buy. Celeste quietly vetoed the idea, he was 71 years old, the Presidency had drained him and so had the campaign. He conceded calmly and politely, his speech a microcosm of his time in Washington. Emmanuel smiled and nodded his way through the inauguration, shaking hands with the new President, who was preparing to let go of the reigns of the economy just as it was diving. Emmanuel also met with his successor, a man who had recently become a center for Emmanuel’s rage over the election.

And then Emmanuel took a plane out of Washington. Not to Chicago. But to Iowa.


 
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