Soundtrack:
Benjamin Carr Federal Overture
*interior* *still the Palazzo Gianfigliati* *although it is a dining room* *and Louis, his sons, daughter-in-law and grandchildren are at the table* *Louis is glaring daggers at Hortense across the table*
Frankie: *breaks off conversation with the comte de Morny* *turns to his cousin* Louis, we are
deeply touched by your loyalty to our cause. In fact, we feel that your father could take a few a pointers.
Louis Napoléon: *quietly* yes, your Majesty.
Frankie: in fact...we have two presents we wish to bestow upon you.
Louis Napoléon: your Majesty, we are honoured.
Frankie: the first is concerning your daughter
Josèphe Julie: me?
Frankie: yes, lammchen. *talking to her directly* how would you like to be a duchess?
JJ: is that like a princess?
Frankie: of course. You'd live in a much fancier palazzo than this. In Paris. You'd have pretty clothes and jewellery-
JJ: *nods emphatically*
Louis: she already has a betrothed.
Frankie: *half-amused* *reaches for his wine* to who?
Louis: Jérôme's son, the Prince de Montfort
Frankie: *Maleficent tone* well isn't this awkward. I was trying to arrange a far more...prestigious match for her than some son of a bankrupt philanderer.
Louis: to whom?
Frankie: well, it makes no difference now. If she already has a betrothal. It was just that she would've had ties to the future of England and France. But if you're set on her marrying the king of Württemberg's grandson, I see no reason to upset that apple cart unnecessarily. I suppose I will have to ask one of Lucien's daughters for it then
Louis Napoléon: *stands up* you'd insult us by offering us such a prestigious match and then denying it? So you can give it to that canaille, the prince de Canino? His sons have become nothing but bootlickers for the Carlists.
Frankie: you were the ones who pointed out that she is already betrothed. I was simply honouring an arrangement made with neither my knowledge or consent.
Louis Napoléon: Jérôme shall have to look elsewhere then *to his father* you and I both know that the only reason he has suggested the marriage between his son and JJ or Charles [Napoléon III] and Mathilde, was because he wants to get his greedy little hands on their inheritances.
Louis: *looks like he knew this8 don't talk of money at table Louis, it's vulgar and common.
Frankie: he's right, y'know *looks at Hortense*
Louis Napoléon: which of us?
Frankie: both of you. Nothing so frightfully dull as to sit a dinner table and hear a bunch of men talking of their money and business. And I'm afraid Uncle Jérôme
is attempting to get around the fact that I put his inheritance in a trust. *smug* Managed by his wife. So that he can't spend it all in one place.
Hortense: I always thought how your father treated Betsy was wrong, your Majesty.
Frankie: how my father treated many women was a crime, Madame
Hortense: *to her son* this is a good match for Josephine [1]. In fact, one of the best matches she could get at the moment. And certainly oceans away from a mere son of a king with no kingdom.
Louis: *scoffs* yet you would offer her to the duc de Bordeaux
Frankie&Hortense: *look atone another guiltily*
Louis Napoléon: *looks conflicted about this* *on one hand, he hates the Bourbons and all they stand for* *on the other hand, his daughter would be a queen*
Frankie: perhaps I should let Monsieur le Comte de Morny explain this. He's better informed than I am.
Louis: either you explain it, Majesty, or not at all. I will
not have that...
ordure speak.
Frankie: *mildly* and tell me, Uncle Louis...how
is the Comtesse Castelvecchio? And your son[2]? I hope you didn't tell them that they weren't allowed to join for dinner on
my account.
Louis: *huffs* *puffs*
Frankie: Monsieur le Morny?
Morny: *speaking to Frankie* *like the rest of the table doesn't exist* as I was saying to your Majesty, the duc de Polignac has recently been released from prison. There were several terms of his release. Most notably, that he is...essentially confined to his country estates and he is not allowed to visit or stay in Paris-
Louis: *tone of "you idiot"* the duc is married. Even if the chambre des Pairs annulled the marriage.
Morny: quite, your Majesty. But regardless of whether or not the duc's marriage is annulled or not, he still has a son from his second marriage to Lady Campbell...namely Armand. There's a daughter as well, but I've heard that the young lady wishes to become a nun. As of right now, Armand is unmarried. And living at Frohsdorf. But the terms and conditions of his father's ban from Paris do not apply to him. So her Royal Highness will be...most welcome in Paris. Not to mention wealthy and well connected.
Louis: *to Hortense* you did this.
Hortense: I did no such thing, Louis. That it has become so unbearable that you cannot handle the slightest disagreement from me, that I must automatically be the root of all ills. This was
all François' doing. While very few of the court at Frohsdorf - likely the duc de Polignac as well - are no more in favour of than you, the truth is that, like marrying you, sometimes in life, we
all have to do something we don't like.
*pin drop silence*
Frankie: *says something to Hortense* *she calms down*
Louis Napoléon: you spoke of two gifts? *his tone is like he doesn't regard this as a gift* *and hoping the second option is better*
Frankie: I wish you to visit your father-in-law at *French pronunciation* Point Brice-
Louis Napoléon: *shocked* what?
Frankie: did I stutter?
Louis Napoléon: you would exile me?
Frankie: *mildly* of course not. *tone is like "you did that yourself"* but rather that I cannot send you back to Spain, now can I? I cannot send you to Greece - as I originally intended - Europe would be...most upset at hearing this. Especially after your...recent actions. I have no doubt that the sultan will think I plan on becoming Emperor of Constantinople! You owe your freedom to your mother's doing, if it were up to me, I'd have left you in prison. It would've served you better to become a martyr like Uncle Lucien, but your mother has convinced me otherwise. So I must do
something with you otherwise I look
weak where if I'd left you in jail or to be executed, I would be thought
cruel. And your father can no doubt give you a few pointers about the good that appearing weak does.
Louis Napoléon: so you would send me to America?
Frankie: it was not my first consideration. I was considering Alaska. Or perhaps Australie. But then I suspected that neither the British nor the Russians would thank me for doing that. Brasil, well, I have no desire to
inflict you on my cousin. Mexico is too unsettled. What with what's happened in Tejas this last year. So that leaves the United States. Your passage is booked out of Livorno in three days on the
Eliza Dane, I trust you will have everything settled by then. Mostly since that was the
only extension I could persuade Grand Duke Leopoldo to give you before he has you arrested and expelled.
Louis Napoléon: it would be better than what
you want me to do-
Frankie: which is what? You haven't allowed me to explain what I want you to do in America.
Louis Napoléon: then explain yourself, Majesty
Frankie: your recent actions will no doubt make you unpopular among monarchs in Europe. Indeed, Madame Royal tells me that Metternich was suspending my grandfather's letters to me to give the impression we had fallen out over your behaviour-
Hortense: *surprised* Madame Royal wrote to you?
Frankie: I was as surprised as you are, Madame. But clearly she has a stronger sense of loyalty to her benefactors than your husband does. *to Louis Napoléon* Your unpopularity with the monarchs this side of the ocean, will no doubt equal how
well you will be regarded in the United States. The brave rebel standing up against the tyrannical king. I can see you being besieged by the press already. *smiles*
Louis Napoléon: *seems somewhat mollified*
Frankie: but it's not
all fun and games. You will call on Uncle Joseph, on your Aunt Elizabeth[3]'s father and your cousins, Jerome and his charming wife. And the Prince de Pontecorvo down in Florida. I have already written and the Princesse de Pontecorvo and Madame Bonaparte will be expecting you. They have taken to the idea of your visit quite well. And if you were to meet any of their family, you will find the United States charmingly agreeable. You will laugh at all their jokes and agree with all their sentiments. And take the time to remind them of all the
good that France - that is the Bonapartes
as well as the Bourbons - have done for them. And stress how
devoted and
loyal to a Transatlantic Alliance we
can be-
Louis Napoléon: why?
Frankie: *sighs in a "give me strength tone"* clearly you slept through history class. There is a reason that both the Comte d'Aranda and Monsieur Chateaubriand - and most recently, Monsieur de Tocqueville - have all suggested that a friendship with the United States is most beneficial. Imagine a triangle - if you will - alliance between Paris, Washington and Rio de Janeiro. It would
rule the Atlantic Ocean. Now imagine how beneficial it would be to keep the nosy British out of Brasil or the Caribbean.
Louis Napoléon: *pictures it*
Frankie: now imagine what they would say of you who convinced them that this was a good idea.
*suddenly Louis Napoléon & Charlotte are chattering excitedly to their brother/father-in-law about going*
Hortense: Britain will object.
Frankie: Britain will always find
something objectionable when they are not the ones holding all the cards. But I suspect they can be bought off. The comte de Chambord already recommended it to D. Sebastian before he left, and Prince Albert of Coburg is already on board with it: supporting the abolition of the slave trade. Fortunately, Louis *looks at his cousin* has no views either way about it. And his marrying his daughter to a man who the British have recently had to reimburse for the slaves he owned will settle any ruffled feathers among those in America I do-
Hortense: you support the abolition of the slave trade [4]
Frankie: if my father
had he would've never lost Saint Domingue and would certainly never have had to
sell Louisiane to the Americans. Even if I feel that Saint Domingue has known nothing but chaos since they left France.
Charlotte: *says something about how her kids will enjoy America*
Frankie: I'm afraid, they will stay in Europe, Madame
Louis Napoléon: you cannot do that
Frankie: I can and I am. They will stay here. Be brought up here. Educated here. Besides...what sort of life do you think that is for them?
Louis: *nods* I agree. As someone who spent most of my life bouncing around from one place to the next with my mother and then my brother...it'll be best if these children stay in Florence *aka with me*
Frankie: actually, they will be raised by the queen of Holland.
Hortense&Louis: what?
Frankie: Uncle, with your health [5], and the queen of Spain's weak heart [6], I wouldn't
dream of saddling you with your grandchildren. Who does that leave? Their grandfather in America? Their aunt and uncle in Rome when you find all of Uncle Lucien's children objectionable. Uncle Jérôme? We spoke of why he wants to arrange the marriages. So they will return to Switzerland with the queen of Holland and Monsieur Charles [Napoléon III]. Now...can we
please ring for dessert?
*fade to black*
[1] let's face it, Hortense is probably the only one in the family who refers to the little girl as this. Mostly because she knows it gets her husband's goat
[2] Jeanne Felicité Roland was the mother of Louis' illegitimate child, François Louis de Castelvecchio. First name was after none other than Frankie OTL
[3] Betsy Patterson
[4] Hortense's stance is actually not that odd. The Tascher de la Pagerie plantations in Martinique were confiscated and ruined by a slave rebellion in the Revolution, so for her - who accompanied her mother out to Martinique in 1788 and then back to France in 1792
[5] Louis had a blood disorder OTL
[6] something Charlotte inherited as well