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President Bill Clinton had just won reelection. The economy was thriving. The Cold War was over. Truly, Americans had never had it so good.

Then it was all tragically cut short.

President Clinton and the First Lady had arrived in Manila ahead of the 1996 APEC summit. There were several security concerns ahead of the meeting. A bomb had been found mere days before near the summit site, and the State Department issued a security alert for U.S. citizens in the Philippines. Very little attention, however, was given.

It was early in the evening when the report came for most Americans. The first reports of an explosion and a bridge collapse near the APEC meeting site dominated the cable news channels. What followed was what seemed like a very long period of uncertainty. A sudden string of breaking news alerts followed the situation in Manila, but nothing was clear. Was the president involved? Was the president safe? Are there any casualties? Will the APEC summit still go ahead? Until, at around 8:00pm, EST, the official confirmation came through.

"We have now received the official confirmation from Manila: President William Jefferson Clinton, and First Lady Hillary Clinton, died today at 18:30, Eastern Standard Time, 7:30 AM Philippine Time. He was 50, she was 49. Vice President Gore, presumably, will be taking the oath of office to become the 43rd president." - Dan Rather, CBS News

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"I, Albert Arnold Gore, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. So help me God." - Al Gore​

After a chaotic situation between Manila and Washington, President Gore sat in the White House's situation room, the most powerful office in the world thrust upon him. An investigation would be ordered immediately, but it didn't take long for the perpetrators to emerge. No group had claimed responsibility yet, but CIA director John Deutch told the president that intelligence determined that the assassination was masterminded by Saudi terrorist Osama bin Laden, leader of the Islamist terror group al-Qaeda. Mere months before, bin Laden had declared a 'holy war' against the United States. Now, he had struck at the head of the U.S. government.

It was a day that shook the world. The news talked of the act of war; a new day of infamy. The frontpage of The New York Times was simply a picture of President Clinton and the First Lady below President Gore's words: "We, as a nation, have bore witness to an unspeakable tragedy. This act of terror was intended to sow chaos in our nation and our government. They did not, and will never, succeed." The assassination had a rather significant impact on entertainment media, with several films being edited. The upcoming film Mars Attacks! was postponed due to a scene showing the death of a fictionalized U.S. president portrayed by Jack Nicholson. The entire nation was in a state of shock, and some anger.

With a monumental task ahead of him, President Gore had to unify the country. The main task was preparing to bring those responsible to justice, and that's what the President vowed to do with the duty bestowed upon him. However, there was still one large hurdle to overcome. A constitutional crisis in the making. President Clinton had been reelected, but he had not been elected by the Electoral College yet.

It was assumed that most Democratic electors would switch their vote to Gore, but that was easier said than done. Some state laws limited the ability of electors to change their vote, and already the court battles were beginning. The last time a presidential candidate died between election day and the electoral college vote was 1872, when losing candidate Horace Greeley died and his electoral votes were scattered among different candidates. Clinton, of course, was no Greeley. The fact that Clinton was an incumbent only made things worse. Inevitably, partisan politics quickly made a return.

Once the nation was over the initial shock, the White House looked for a suitable Vice President to replace Gore on the ticket. A shortlist was released in December, ranging of candidates from congress, governor's mansions, even the military. Even Republicans appeared on this list, including Bob Dole, the man Clinton had defeated only a month ago. But time was running out. Former Clinton campaign representatives were now embroiled in a Supreme Court battle over the legality of electors breaking their pledges. Speaker Newt Gingrich was even advised on the potential of his own succession to the presidency should the electoral college vote be invalidated. Eventually, most electors were allowed to change their vote without penalty, owing to the unique circumstances. The states, ultimately, could not bind electors to a deceased candidate. With the decision, the White House had finally announced Dick Gephardt as Gore's Vice Presidential choice, with only a couple days to spare. Regardless, some electors had interpreted the long wait differently and were publicly supporting other shortlist candidates. It seemed inevitable the Vice Presidential vote was bound for pandemonium.

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Gore and Gephardt were now, officially, president-elect and VP-elect. The results were certified by president pro tempore Strom Thurmond in a joint session of congress. Sure, there were a lot of faithless electors that voted against this days old ticket, be it for a variety of reasons: an act of protest against the electoral college or even against the ticket itself. In this situation, it was bound to happen. Luckily for the country, the new Gore-Gephardt ticket had far more than a majority, as expected with the crisis facing America.

With the President receiving authorization for use of military force from Congress, it was clear what was next. Osama bin Laden was now the U.S.'s most wanted fugitive. A man not just responsible for the deaths of the president and first lady, but also the deaths of many hundreds of civilians throughout the world. U.S. intelligence had even seen reason to link him to the 1993 World Trade Center bombings. With the stroke of a pen, President Gore had authorized the arrest or assassination of bin Laden.

But the American people demanded answers. Why was security not sufficient enough? Impassioned speeches by senators and representatives urged the need for a quick and rightful response. Previously viewed as alarmists, the CIA's Bin Laden Unit was finally achieving results. Thanks to the defection of al-Qaeda militant Jamal al-Fadl, the CIA had a full map of al-Qaeda's reach and intentions throughout the globe. As for the whereabouts of bin Laden, he was able to flee from his base in Sudan to Afghanistan, now under Taliban rule and quickly becoming a terrorist safe haven. This was despite U.S. pressure on the Sudanese government to hand him over, before President Clinton's assassination. The Taliban had captured Kabul earlier in the year, proclaiming their 'Islamic Emirate', a mostly unrecognized state. Having explored all options, including a risky CIA plan to capture the al-Qaeda leader, President Gore issued a simple ultimatum to the Taliban: surrender bin Laden and his associates, expel al-Qaeda, or we will have no choice but to seek justice ourselves. The Taliban, predictably, refused.

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In January 1997, after applying pressure to Pakistan and other Taliban supporters in the Afghanistan region, the United States initiated Operation Shining Light. President Gore announced the commencement of operations in Afghanistan in an Oval Office address to the nation. In the coming months, President Gore would also announce the creation of a joint Philippine-U.S. task force to combat Islamist forces stationed in the country, such as al-Qaeda and Abu Sayyaf. President Clinton's assassination has certainly changed the course of U.S. history. Political pundits are already referring to the new U.S. military campaigns as a 'war on terrorism', a term the administration discourages.
 
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The 1985 British presidential election was the eighth election for the Presidency of Britain, with the first round being held on the 10th June 1985 and the second on the 4th July 1985. As in every election since the two-round system was introduced, the two strongest-performing candidates in the first round would advance to the second, with the winner of the second round being elected President of Britain. With incumbent President Roy Jenkins not running for a second term, the first president not to do so since Winston Churchill, the race was open.

Initially it was expected one of Heseltine’s deputies and then-Chancellor, Nigel Lawson, would be the Conservative nominee for President. However, in April 1985, a crisis which ended his campaign dramatically occurred when it became clear he supported the proposed merger of the declining Westland Helicopters, Britain’s only helicopter manufacturer, with United Technologies Corporation, an American conglomerate. Seeing this as an affront to his authority, Heseltine made the unprecedented move of seeking a ‘new mandate’ as President, calling a special vote of the party membership on whether he should replace Lawson, which he won. The move was greatly unorthodox, particularly as it was becoming more common for the major parties to select their nominees by party vote at least six months before the presidential election, but was well-received by Tory members and the public, as Heseltine was a fairly popular leader.

Heseltine would later admit in his memoirs that the decision was also taken because he was unconvinced Lawson could win against either of his opponents. This fear seemed fairly well-founded, as Labour had nominated one of its more inoffensive and effective left-wingers, Michael Meacher, and the SDP-Liberal Alliance had picked David Owen, one of the most vocal supporters of the by-now quite popular outgoing President Jenkins. Both of these figures overshadowed Lawson, who was a fairly uninspiring figure representing the mid-term Tory government, and some polls even showed him trailing both Meacher and Owen.

Heseltine’s late entry into the race significantly shook up the dynamic of the contest, turning it back into a three-horse race. At first, Heseltine and Owen were favoured to reach the second round, but Meacher worked hard to re-establish support for his policies and emphasised how he was the only candidate to truly stand against the consequences of the neoliberal economic reforms Heseltine touted. Meanwhile, Owen was becoming unpopular within the Alliance for his abrasive attitudes towards the Liberals. When the votes were counted for the first round, Heseltine had come out first as expected, with 36.2% of the vote, but Meacher had just beaten Owen with 30.4% to 29.1%.

The result proved a shock to many political analysts who had expected Owen to beat Meacher, particularly as it was the first time since the two-round system had been introduced that Labour had made it to the second round. Perhaps unsurprisingly, however, Meacher’s momentum quickly dissipated during campaigning for the second round, particularly when he fumbled on the decision of Liverpool City Council to strike in opposition to the government refusing to accept its budgets, something not only most politicians across the spectrum, but also Leader of the Opposition Neil Kinnock, opposed. Meacher tried to come down the middle, condemning Heseltine’s government for its harsh rate caps on councils without mentioning Liverpool by name, but as it and Lambeth were the only outstanding examples by that point, offence was taken by centrist and right-wing voters without really placating Militant either.

Ultimately, Heseltine won the second round easily, taking 58.1% of the vote to 41.9% for Meacher. While the circumstances of the election were highly unusual, it was, like the 1983 Tory landslide, seen as a disastrous defeat to the Labour left which further isolated it in the coming years.

One of the more minor side effects of Heseltine’s victory, in the broader scheme of things, was that he got his wish for Westland to be bought by a European company and not an American one; in general, the government started to shift to a more pro-European stance with the promotions being made, as Sir Geoffrey Howe was made Prime Minister, Chris Patten took the foreign office and John Major became Chief Secretary to the Treasury. While this more conciliatory approach to foreign affairs was a disappointment to the Tory right, Heseltine and Howe acquiesced with them by deepening spending cuts and privatizing more industries, something which also satisfied the pro-business inclinations of the EEC.

By 1987, infighting within the Tories had more or less abated and Howe was seen as an effective compromise for the party due to effectively uniting the more pro- and anti-European wings of the party behind him, and while Labour did make gains in the 1987 election, the Tories still won a third term with a sizeable 94-seat majority thanks to the economy holding steady and the Alliance still splitting the anti-Tory vote (though it was clear that with Jenkins gone, the Liberals were dominanting over the SDP, and a year later the Alliance would merge into the modern-day Liberal Democrats).

The Tories’ pro-European neoliberal approach would finally be shattered, however, by two events. The first of these was the Factortame scandal, when an effort to restrict fishing in British waters by foreign boats was overruled by European court; the decision undermined right-wing Tory support for the EEC and allowed a resurgence of Euroscepticism in that faction, with some figures like Nicholas Ridley even aggressively badmouthing European politicians like Jacques Delors and Helmut Kohl in Parliament and accusing Heseltine and Howe of playing into their hands. Even more divisive, however, was the introduction of the Exchange Rate Mechanism (ERM), something which the Tories split over badly. Heseltine and Howe were supportive of joining the ERM, as was most of the press and business, but the Tory right saw it as a move that would lead towards greater European federalism and the reduction of British sovereignty. This infighting within the right helped Labour win a surprise victory in the 1989 EU elections.

Despite all this, the only thing the majority of the British public particularly cared about with regards to Europe was that the Tories were fighting amongst themselves instead of focusing on running the country properly, particularly compared to Labour seemingly unifying at last. But the biggest move to damage the Tories (or, in the short term, Heseltine particularly) was the decision to replace domestic rates with the community charge (or ‘poll tax’ as it became known). The tax was intended to be a flat rate paid by all households in a council area, and at first was hailed as a clever move for the Tories in that it could encourage poorer voters to take themselves off the electoral register to try to dodge it. Realistically, however, any benefit this made was more than outweighed by the intense hatred the measure inspired for being seen as unequal and unfairly harsh on the poor, leading to protests and riots across Britain once it was about to be rolled out.

Heseltine would later admit in his autobiography that he realised ‘almost instantly after it started being rolled out’ that the tax was a mistake, and as an immediate plank of his re-election campaign promised to abolish the poll tax. This ultimately did him little good, though, with his decision being mocked by the public and satirists alike (most memorably with the popular paraphrasing of 1984, ‘the poll tax is ending, the poll tax has just begun’, first immortalized on a Private Eye cover before spreading into public consciousness). Opinion polls also showed over 60% of Britons did not believe Heseltine would really repeal the poll tax if re-elected. This, and the other scandals dividing the Tories, very much played into the hands of his opponent in the 1990 presidential election…

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You wanna talk about me running for office? Look - my mother has asked me before: "You know, you should run for a local office or something. You could get up on the podium, you'd be well-spoken. I think you'd have some great ideas." I was thinking; mom, you don't even understand. The first thing I would do is I would erect like, 15 bologna factories. We would have a bologna-based economy in Las Vegas.

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(I was going to post this in the context of a timeline I'm working on, but it may as well be non-canon).
Reference here.
His real name's Harrington, though. Also, you messed up the starting point in the link.
 
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His real name's Harrington, though. Also, you messed up the starting point in the link.
Ah, shit. I’ll fix the link, at least. As for the name, I’ve seen sources suggesting either one, although they’re all pretty dubious.
 
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Gravity Falls is a city in Deschutes County in Central Oregon. It is the largest city in the Gravity Falls Valley area and sits near lake Mysterioso. Gravity Falls was founded in 1842, although it was not incorporated until 1967, largely due to local residents believing that sending such requests to Salem would reveal their location to witches.

Gravity Falls has a population of 8,765 permanent residents, with a few more seasonal residents. It is surrounded by a valley of the same name, which has several unincorporated communities and individual residencies. including the world-famous Mystery Shack.[Removed by TigerFan23: Not Relevant].
Gravity Falls was first settled in 1842 by former President Quentin Trembley [Removed by TigerFan23: Who?] Pioneer Nathaniel Northwest [Removed by TinePree: See Citation] former President Quentin Trembley [Removed TigerFan23: Editors are expected to use accepted researchers, not photos they themselves made] Cairo, Illinois, resident Nathaniel Northwest. Initially quite small it grew in the 1850s thanks to the discovery of mineral resources. While the mining sector quickly collapsed due to unforeseen seismic activity, the town remained. Lumber would become the dominant industry in the area. Area Lumberjacks would eventually unionize under the Cigar Makers' International Union, despite a public smoking ban. aybza uv vul

In 1912 the town elected 3-year-old Eustace Befufftlefumpter as mayor, as part of a complicated agreement to ensure he was properly potty trained. This made Gravity Falls a novelty worldwide. In 1914 Befufftlefumpter was invited to visit Austria-Hungary. Details remain unclearr, but he later remarked that "I was lucky Gavrilo owed me big time." Befufftlefumpter would be continuously reelected in coming years. His only significant challenge was in 1964 when former Minnesota Governor Harold Stassen launched one of his many campaigns for office in Gravity Falls. Stassen nearly won, but it was revealed at the last minute that he has disrespected the holiday of Halloween once. Halloween is and remains extremely popular in Gravity Falls, and so Stassen lost. Befufftlefumpter's tenure saw the construction of the town's high-speed rail model, the town submarine dock, the town list printer, the town's inexplicably large sewer system, and the town's water tower. Befufftlefumpter died in 2012, aged 102, and America's longest-serving Mayor. He was replaced by local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.

Gravity Falls has an economy largely based around the Lumber Industry. The surrounding valley is home to a wide variety of trees, including some more commonly found in Brazil. The reason for this has yet to be explained. The US Forest Service has continually attempted to find the reason, but no satisfactory conclusion has been reached.

Use Caesar. [Removed by TigerFan23: non sequitur]

Gravity Falls is also a popular tourist destination, being a local hotspot for paranormal activity enthusiasm. COME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK [Removed by TigerFan23: Advertising]. Sightings of strange creatures are common, as are earthquakes, unusual in the region. Some sightings include a Lake Monster, Bigfoot, and Flying Eyeballs. Sightings have increased in recent years since a series of incidents in 2012 [Removed by GFGov: NEVER MIND ALL THAT] as residents have embraced the reputation. Some have called Gravity Falls the Roswell of Oregon, although that is not one of the town's official nicknames. Dprpwlkph dhz puclualk if aol myllthzvuzl
The town is the ancestral home of the Northwest Family, former majority shareholders of the Amalgamated Polluted Sludge Production Corporation Incorporated, America's leading destroyers of natural beauty. Spitoon Research and Development is also based in the town and has announced a plan to build a plant downtown.

Despite a population of over 8,000, Gravity Falls only has a two-man police department. Some have claimed this has led to Gravity Falls having the highest disappearance rate in Oregon, although defenders point out the city has the highest reappearance with a long beard and crazed eyes rate as well. Ipss dhz olyl Gravity Falls has 3 elementary schools, a middle school, and a high school. The Gravity Falls Beavers won a state basketball championship in 2003, led by team captain Not A. Yeti. The team was described as being "extremely tall," "extremely harry," and as having "very large feet."

Gravity Falls is famous for being an "anti-bellwether" politically. In every election since Oregon statehood, Gravity Falls has voted for the wrong candidate. except in 1984 [REMOVED by TigerFan23: Despite what Town Records say, Walter Mondale was never President] In 1960 town members gave Richard Nixon the key to the city, only to revoke it when he visited again in 1972. Gravity Falls also does not recognize the current government of the United Kingdom, instead, Gravity Falls recognizes the Jacobite Claimants to the throne.

Aol Hevsvas'z uhtl pz SvnnslLocally, Gravity Falls has an odd political scene. Longtime Mayor Befufftlefumpter was a committed member of the Anti-Masonic Party, but current Mayor Tyler Cutebiker is an independent. Elections are done by throwing birdseed at candidates instead of Secret Ballot. It has been suggested by some that this would not hold up in court, but no lawsuits have been filed.

Prominent landmarks in Gravity Falls include the Non-Denominational Churmosqueaagogue at the center of town. The Walter Mondale memorial bridge, built-in 1923, which crosses the valley the town is a part of, and the Mystery Shack, a roadside attraction [Removed by MysteryShack: Not Appealing] THE WORLD’S MOST MYSTERIOUS BUILDING [Removed by TigerFan23: Just stop] a roadside attraction advertised on many Oregon bumper stickers.
 
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Gravity Falls is a city in Deschutes County in Central Oregon. It is the largest city in the Gravity Falls Valley area and sits near lake Mysterioso. Gravity Falls was founded in 1842, although it was not incorporated until 1967, largely due to local residents believing that sending such requests to Salem would reveal their location to witches.

Gravity Falls has a population of 8,765 permanent residents, with a few more seasonal residents. It is surrounded by a valley of the same name, which has several unincorporated communities and individual residencies. including the world-famous Mystery Shack.[Removed by TigerFan23: Not Relevant].
Gravity Falls was first settled in 1842 by former President Quentin Trembley [Removed by TigerFan23: Who?] Pioneer Nathaniel Northwest [Removed by TinePree: See Citation] former President Quentin Trembley [Removed TigerFan23: Editors are expected to use accepted researchers, not photos they themselves made] Cairo, Illinois, resident Nathaniel Northwest. Initially quite small it grew in the 1850s thanks to the discovery of mineral resources. While the mining sector quickly collapsed due to unforeseen seismic activity, the town remained. Lumber would become the dominant industry in the area. Area Lumberjacks would eventually unionize under the Cigar Makers' International Union, despite a public smoking ban. aybza uv vul

In 1912 the town elected 3-year-old Eustace Befufftlefumpter as mayor, as part of a complicated agreement to ensure he was properly potty trained. This made Gravity Falls a novelty worldwide. In 1914 Befufftlefumpter was invited to visit Austria-Hungary. Details remain unclearr, but he later remarked that "I was lucky Gavrilo owed me big time." Befufftlefumpter would be continuously reelected in coming years. His only significant challenge was in 1964 when former Minnesota Governor Harold Stassen launched one of his many campaigns for office in Gravity Falls. Stassen nearly won, but it was revealed at the last minute that he has disrespected the holiday of Halloween once. Halloween is and remains extremely popular in Gravity Falls, and so Stassen lost. Befufftlefumpter's tenure saw the construction of the town's high-speed rail model, the town submarine dock, the town list printer, the town's inexplicably large sewer system, and the town's water tower. Befufftlefumpter died in 2012, aged 102, and America's longest-serving Mayor. He was replaced by local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.

Gravity Falls has an economy largely based around the Lumber Industry. The surrounding valley is home to a wide variety of trees, including some more commonly found in Brazil. The reason for this has yet to be explained. The US Forest Service has continually attempted to find the reason, but no satisfactory conclusion has been reached.

Use Caesar. [Removed by TigerFan23: non sequitur]

Gravity Falls is also a popular tourist destination, being a local hotspot for paranormal activity enthusiasm. COME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK [Removed by TigerFan23: Advertising]. Sightings of strange creatures are common, as are earthquakes, unusual in the region. Some sightings include a Lake Monster, Bigfoot, and Flying Eyeballs. Sightings have increased in recent years since a series of incidents in 2012 [Removed by GFGov: NEVER MIND ALL THAT] as residents have embraced the reputation. Some have called Gravity Falls the Roswell of Oregon, although that is not one of the town's official nicknames. Dprpwlkph dhz puclualk if aol myllthzvuzl
The town is the ancestral home of the Northwest Family, former majority shareholders of the Amalgamated Polluted Sludge Production Corporation Incorporated, America's leading destroyers of natural beauty. Spitoon Research and Development is also based in the town and has announced a plan to build a plant downtown.

Despite a population of over 8,000, Gravity Falls only has a two-man police department. Some have claimed this has led to Gravity Falls having the highest disappearance rate in Oregon, although defenders point out the city has the highest reappearance with a long beard and crazed eyes rate as well. Ipss dhz olyl Gravity Falls has 3 elementary schools, a middle school, and a high school. The Gravity Falls Beavers won a state basketball championship in 2003, led by team captain Not A. Yeti. The team was described as being "extremely tall," "extremely harry," and as having "very large feet."

Gravity Falls is famous for being an "anti-bellwether" politically. In every election since Oregon statehood, Gravity Falls has voted for the wrong candidate. except in 1984 [REMOVED by TigerFan23: Despite what Town Records say, Walter Mondale was never President] In 1960 town members gave Richard Nixon the key to the city, only to revoke it when he visited again in 1972. Gravity Falls also does not recognize the current government of the United Kingdom, instead, Gravity Falls recognizes the Jacobite Claimants to the throne.

Aol Hevsvas'z uhtl pz SvnnslLocally, Gravity Falls has an odd political scene. Longtime Mayor Befufftlefumpter was a committed member of the Anti-Masonic Party, but current Mayor Tyler Cutebiker is an independent. Elections are done by throwing birdseed at candidates instead of Secret Ballot. It has been suggested by some that this would not hold up in court, but no lawsuits have been filed.

Prominent landmarks in Gravity Falls include the Non-Denominational Churmosqueaagogue at the center of town. The Walter Mondale memorial bridge, built-in 1923, which crosses the valley the town is a part of, and the Mystery Shack, a roadside attraction [Removed by MysteryShack: Not Appealing] THE WORLD’S MOST MYSTERIOUS BUILDING [Removed by TigerFan23: Just stop] a roadside attraction advertised on many Oregon bumper stickers.

You had me at Gravity Falls and extra-won me over by having Harold Stassen carpetbag there.

Also the idea that Gravity Falls claims Walter Mondale was president is hilarious to me.
 
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Gravity Falls is a city in Deschutes County in Central Oregon. It is the largest city in the Gravity Falls Valley area and sits near lake Mysterioso. Gravity Falls was founded in 1842, although it was not incorporated until 1967, largely due to local residents believing that sending such requests to Salem would reveal their location to witches.

Gravity Falls has a population of 8,765 permanent residents, with a few more seasonal residents. It is surrounded by a valley of the same name, which has several unincorporated communities and individual residencies. including the world-famous Mystery Shack.[Removed by TigerFan23: Not Relevant].
Gravity Falls was first settled in 1842 by former President Quentin Trembley [Removed by TigerFan23: Who?] Pioneer Nathaniel Northwest [Removed by TinePree: See Citation] former President Quentin Trembley [Removed TigerFan23: Editors are expected to use accepted researchers, not photos they themselves made] Cairo, Illinois, resident Nathaniel Northwest. Initially quite small it grew in the 1850s thanks to the discovery of mineral resources. While the mining sector quickly collapsed due to unforeseen seismic activity, the town remained. Lumber would become the dominant industry in the area. Area Lumberjacks would eventually unionize under the Cigar Makers' International Union, despite a public smoking ban. aybza uv vul

In 1912 the town elected 3-year-old Eustace Befufftlefumpter as mayor, as part of a complicated agreement to ensure he was properly potty trained. This made Gravity Falls a novelty worldwide. In 1914 Befufftlefumpter was invited to visit Austria-Hungary. Details remain unclearr, but he later remarked that "I was lucky Gavrilo owed me big time." Befufftlefumpter would be continuously reelected in coming years. His only significant challenge was in 1964 when former Minnesota Governor Harold Stassen launched one of his many campaigns for office in Gravity Falls. Stassen nearly won, but it was revealed at the last minute that he has disrespected the holiday of Halloween once. Halloween is and remains extremely popular in Gravity Falls, and so Stassen lost. Befufftlefumpter's tenure saw the construction of the town's high-speed rail model, the town submarine dock, the town list printer, the town's inexplicably large sewer system, and the town's water tower. Befufftlefumpter died in 2012, aged 102, and America's longest-serving Mayor. He was replaced by local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.

Gravity Falls has an economy largely based around the Lumber Industry. The surrounding valley is home to a wide variety of trees, including some more commonly found in Brazil. The reason for this has yet to be explained. The US Forest Service has continually attempted to find the reason, but no satisfactory conclusion has been reached.

Use Caesar. [Removed by TigerFan23: non sequitur]

Gravity Falls is also a popular tourist destination, being a local hotspot for paranormal activity enthusiasm. COME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK [Removed by TigerFan23: Advertising]. Sightings of strange creatures are common, as are earthquakes, unusual in the region. Some sightings include a Lake Monster, Bigfoot, and Flying Eyeballs. Sightings have increased in recent years since a series of incidents in 2012 [Removed by GFGov: NEVER MIND ALL THAT] as residents have embraced the reputation. Some have called Gravity Falls the Roswell of Oregon, although that is not one of the town's official nicknames. Dprpwlkph dhz puclualk if aol myllthzvuzl
The town is the ancestral home of the Northwest Family, former majority shareholders of the Amalgamated Polluted Sludge Production Corporation Incorporated, America's leading destroyers of natural beauty. Spitoon Research and Development is also based in the town and has announced a plan to build a plant downtown.

Despite a population of over 8,000, Gravity Falls only has a two-man police department. Some have claimed this has led to Gravity Falls having the highest disappearance rate in Oregon, although defenders point out the city has the highest reappearance with a long beard and crazed eyes rate as well. Ipss dhz olyl Gravity Falls has 3 elementary schools, a middle school, and a high school. The Gravity Falls Beavers won a state basketball championship in 2003, led by team captain Not A. Yeti. The team was described as being "extremely tall," "extremely harry," and as having "very large feet."

Gravity Falls is famous for being an "anti-bellwether" politically. In every election since Oregon statehood, Gravity Falls has voted for the wrong candidate. except in 1984 [REMOVED by TigerFan23: Despite what Town Records say, Walter Mondale was never President] In 1960 town members gave Richard Nixon the key to the city, only to revoke it when he visited again in 1972. Gravity Falls also does not recognize the current government of the United Kingdom, instead, Gravity Falls recognizes the Jacobite Claimants to the throne.

Aol Hevsvas'z uhtl pz SvnnslLocally, Gravity Falls has an odd political scene. Longtime Mayor Befufftlefumpter was a committed member of the Anti-Masonic Party, but current Mayor Tyler Cutebiker is an independent. Elections are done by throwing birdseed at candidates instead of Secret Ballot. It has been suggested by some that this would not hold up in court, but no lawsuits have been filed.

Prominent landmarks in Gravity Falls include the Non-Denominational Churmosqueaagogue at the center of town. The Walter Mondale memorial bridge, built-in 1923, which crosses the valley the town is a part of, and the Mystery Shack, a roadside attraction [Removed by MysteryShack: Not Appealing] THE WORLD’S MOST MYSTERIOUS BUILDING [Removed by TigerFan23: Just stop] a roadside attraction advertised on many Oregon bumper stickers.
Great as always, King of the Uzbecks!🙂 I always enjoying seeing fictional towns and cities from tv shows and movies and such being made into infoboxes. It makes them feel so real!
 
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Gravity Falls is a city in Deschutes County in Central Oregon. It is the largest city in the Gravity Falls Valley area and sits near lake Mysterioso. Gravity Falls was founded in 1842, although it was not incorporated until 1967, largely due to local residents believing that sending such requests to Salem would reveal their location to witches.

Gravity Falls has a population of 8,765 permanent residents, with a few more seasonal residents. It is surrounded by a valley of the same name, which has several unincorporated communities and individual residencies. including the world-famous Mystery Shack.[Removed by TigerFan23: Not Relevant].
Gravity Falls was first settled in 1842 by former President Quentin Trembley [Removed by TigerFan23: Who?] Pioneer Nathaniel Northwest [Removed by TinePree: See Citation] former President Quentin Trembley [Removed TigerFan23: Editors are expected to use accepted researchers, not photos they themselves made] Cairo, Illinois, resident Nathaniel Northwest. Initially quite small it grew in the 1850s thanks to the discovery of mineral resources. While the mining sector quickly collapsed due to unforeseen seismic activity, the town remained. Lumber would become the dominant industry in the area. Area Lumberjacks would eventually unionize under the Cigar Makers' International Union, despite a public smoking ban. aybza uv vul

In 1912 the town elected 3-year-old Eustace Befufftlefumpter as mayor, as part of a complicated agreement to ensure he was properly potty trained. This made Gravity Falls a novelty worldwide. In 1914 Befufftlefumpter was invited to visit Austria-Hungary. Details remain unclearr, but he later remarked that "I was lucky Gavrilo owed me big time." Befufftlefumpter would be continuously reelected in coming years. His only significant challenge was in 1964 when former Minnesota Governor Harold Stassen launched one of his many campaigns for office in Gravity Falls. Stassen nearly won, but it was revealed at the last minute that he has disrespected the holiday of Halloween once. Halloween is and remains extremely popular in Gravity Falls, and so Stassen lost. Befufftlefumpter's tenure saw the construction of the town's high-speed rail model, the town submarine dock, the town list printer, the town's inexplicably large sewer system, and the town's water tower. Befufftlefumpter died in 2012, aged 102, and America's longest-serving Mayor. He was replaced by local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.

Gravity Falls has an economy largely based around the Lumber Industry. The surrounding valley is home to a wide variety of trees, including some more commonly found in Brazil. The reason for this has yet to be explained. The US Forest Service has continually attempted to find the reason, but no satisfactory conclusion has been reached.

Use Caesar. [Removed by TigerFan23: non sequitur]

Gravity Falls is also a popular tourist destination, being a local hotspot for paranormal activity enthusiasm. COME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK [Removed by TigerFan23: Advertising]. Sightings of strange creatures are common, as are earthquakes, unusual in the region. Some sightings include a Lake Monster, Bigfoot, and Flying Eyeballs. Sightings have increased in recent years since a series of incidents in 2012 [Removed by GFGov: NEVER MIND ALL THAT] as residents have embraced the reputation. Some have called Gravity Falls the Roswell of Oregon, although that is not one of the town's official nicknames. Dprpwlkph dhz puclualk if aol myllthzvuzl
The town is the ancestral home of the Northwest Family, former majority shareholders of the Amalgamated Polluted Sludge Production Corporation Incorporated, America's leading destroyers of natural beauty. Spitoon Research and Development is also based in the town and has announced a plan to build a plant downtown.

Despite a population of over 8,000, Gravity Falls only has a two-man police department. Some have claimed this has led to Gravity Falls having the highest disappearance rate in Oregon, although defenders point out the city has the highest reappearance with a long beard and crazed eyes rate as well. Ipss dhz olyl Gravity Falls has 3 elementary schools, a middle school, and a high school. The Gravity Falls Beavers won a state basketball championship in 2003, led by team captain Not A. Yeti. The team was described as being "extremely tall," "extremely harry," and as having "very large feet."

Gravity Falls is famous for being an "anti-bellwether" politically. In every election since Oregon statehood, Gravity Falls has voted for the wrong candidate. except in 1984 [REMOVED by TigerFan23: Despite what Town Records say, Walter Mondale was never President] In 1960 town members gave Richard Nixon the key to the city, only to revoke it when he visited again in 1972. Gravity Falls also does not recognize the current government of the United Kingdom, instead, Gravity Falls recognizes the Jacobite Claimants to the throne.

Aol Hevsvas'z uhtl pz SvnnslLocally, Gravity Falls has an odd political scene. Longtime Mayor Befufftlefumpter was a committed member of the Anti-Masonic Party, but current Mayor Tyler Cutebiker is an independent. Elections are done by throwing birdseed at candidates instead of Secret Ballot. It has been suggested by some that this would not hold up in court, but no lawsuits have been filed.

Prominent landmarks in Gravity Falls include the Non-Denominational Churmosqueaagogue at the center of town. The Walter Mondale memorial bridge, built-in 1923, which crosses the valley the town is a part of, and the Mystery Shack, a roadside attraction [Removed by MysteryShack: Not Appealing] THE WORLD’S MOST MYSTERIOUS BUILDING [Removed by TigerFan23: Just stop] a roadside attraction advertised on many Oregon bumper stickers.
Imagine if Gravity Falls is actually an ISOT from an alternate history lol
 
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Gravity Falls is a city in Deschutes County in Central Oregon. It is the largest city in the Gravity Falls Valley area and sits near lake Mysterioso. Gravity Falls was founded in 1842, although it was not incorporated until 1967, largely due to local residents believing that sending such requests to Salem would reveal their location to witches.

Gravity Falls has a population of 8,765 permanent residents, with a few more seasonal residents. It is surrounded by a valley of the same name, which has several unincorporated communities and individual residencies. including the world-famous Mystery Shack.[Removed by TigerFan23: Not Relevant].
Gravity Falls was first settled in 1842 by former President Quentin Trembley [Removed by TigerFan23: Who?] Pioneer Nathaniel Northwest [Removed by TinePree: See Citation] former President Quentin Trembley [Removed TigerFan23: Editors are expected to use accepted researchers, not photos they themselves made] Cairo, Illinois, resident Nathaniel Northwest. Initially quite small it grew in the 1850s thanks to the discovery of mineral resources. While the mining sector quickly collapsed due to unforeseen seismic activity, the town remained. Lumber would become the dominant industry in the area. Area Lumberjacks would eventually unionize under the Cigar Makers' International Union, despite a public smoking ban. aybza uv vul

In 1912 the town elected 3-year-old Eustace Befufftlefumpter as mayor, as part of a complicated agreement to ensure he was properly potty trained. This made Gravity Falls a novelty worldwide. In 1914 Befufftlefumpter was invited to visit Austria-Hungary. Details remain unclearr, but he later remarked that "I was lucky Gavrilo owed me big time." Befufftlefumpter would be continuously reelected in coming years. His only significant challenge was in 1964 when former Minnesota Governor Harold Stassen launched one of his many campaigns for office in Gravity Falls. Stassen nearly won, but it was revealed at the last minute that he has disrespected the holiday of Halloween once. Halloween is and remains extremely popular in Gravity Falls, and so Stassen lost. Befufftlefumpter's tenure saw the construction of the town's high-speed rail model, the town submarine dock, the town list printer, the town's inexplicably large sewer system, and the town's water tower. Befufftlefumpter died in 2012, aged 102, and America's longest-serving Mayor. He was replaced by local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker.

Gravity Falls has an economy largely based around the Lumber Industry. The surrounding valley is home to a wide variety of trees, including some more commonly found in Brazil. The reason for this has yet to be explained. The US Forest Service has continually attempted to find the reason, but no satisfactory conclusion has been reached.

Use Caesar. [Removed by TigerFan23: non sequitur]

Gravity Falls is also a popular tourist destination, being a local hotspot for paranormal activity enthusiasm. COME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK [Removed by TigerFan23: Advertising]. Sightings of strange creatures are common, as are earthquakes, unusual in the region. Some sightings include a Lake Monster, Bigfoot, and Flying Eyeballs. Sightings have increased in recent years since a series of incidents in 2012 [Removed by GFGov: NEVER MIND ALL THAT] as residents have embraced the reputation. Some have called Gravity Falls the Roswell of Oregon, although that is not one of the town's official nicknames. Dprpwlkph dhz puclualk if aol myllthzvuzl
The town is the ancestral home of the Northwest Family, former majority shareholders of the Amalgamated Polluted Sludge Production Corporation Incorporated, America's leading destroyers of natural beauty. Spitoon Research and Development is also based in the town and has announced a plan to build a plant downtown.

Despite a population of over 8,000, Gravity Falls only has a two-man police department. Some have claimed this has led to Gravity Falls having the highest disappearance rate in Oregon, although defenders point out the city has the highest reappearance with a long beard and crazed eyes rate as well. Ipss dhz olyl Gravity Falls has 3 elementary schools, a middle school, and a high school. The Gravity Falls Beavers won a state basketball championship in 2003, led by team captain Not A. Yeti. The team was described as being "extremely tall," "extremely harry," and as having "very large feet."

Gravity Falls is famous for being an "anti-bellwether" politically. In every election since Oregon statehood, Gravity Falls has voted for the wrong candidate. except in 1984 [REMOVED by TigerFan23: Despite what Town Records say, Walter Mondale was never President] In 1960 town members gave Richard Nixon the key to the city, only to revoke it when he visited again in 1972. Gravity Falls also does not recognize the current government of the United Kingdom, instead, Gravity Falls recognizes the Jacobite Claimants to the throne.

Aol Hevsvas'z uhtl pz SvnnslLocally, Gravity Falls has an odd political scene. Longtime Mayor Befufftlefumpter was a committed member of the Anti-Masonic Party, but current Mayor Tyler Cutebiker is an independent. Elections are done by throwing birdseed at candidates instead of Secret Ballot. It has been suggested by some that this would not hold up in court, but no lawsuits have been filed.

Prominent landmarks in Gravity Falls include the Non-Denominational Churmosqueaagogue at the center of town. The Walter Mondale memorial bridge, built-in 1923, which crosses the valley the town is a part of, and the Mystery Shack, a roadside attraction [Removed by MysteryShack: Not Appealing] THE WORLD’S MOST MYSTERIOUS BUILDING [Removed by TigerFan23: Just stop] a roadside attraction advertised on many Oregon bumper stickers.
Poor Redmond, Oregon. They got replaced by Gravity Falls.

At least it's not Bend, Oregon.
 
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