Esterházy Attila is the controversial former Secretary-General of the Association of Altaic Nations. An outsider candidate nominated by the Hungarian regime, Esterházy soon attracted the support of a coalition of Association members eager to counteract the Turkish domination of the cultural bloc. But, once in office, the quirky little man proved more difficult to manipulate than many had hoped.
A phrenologist by trade, Secretary-General Esterházy began to coopt the organization with his own agenda. Craniometry was in --- linguistics and history were out. He surrounded himself with a clique of science-minded men and women from across Eurasia with two common goals in mind --- the taxonomic classification of the human races and the end of the Jewish grip on world power. While the former agenda was widely popular, Secretary-General Esterházy's obsession with the Jews was considered by most delegates to be a waste of time and resources. In addition to coming under scrutiny for his frequent and bizarre anti-semitic rants, further controversy emerged following the resurfacing of an essay assignment from his undergraduate days in Budapest titled
Adolf Hitler Did Nothing Wrong. While it expressed an opinion hardly outside of the mainstream among contemporary Europeans, it was the fact that a large portion of the paper had been plagiarized from an obscure early 21st century Slovenian Hegelian philosopher that drew calls for resignation.
But in the end, it wasn't dialectics that did the Secretary-General in. And it wasn't the Jews, either. After a particularly passionate speech in Ashbagat against a supposed American plot to re-establish the state of Israel, a female Turkish agent seduced the leader and, during a steamy one night stand at a hotel in the Turkmen city, managed to collect a sticky sample of skin cells to send back to Ankara for genetic testing. While news of the affair was shocking in and of itself in the devoutly Christian nation, the results of the test were even more devastating for the Hungarian people, revealing that the Secretary-General was, in fact, 1/16 Romani. Although he initially denied the results, Esterházy caved as demands for a second genetic test grew, admitting the accuracy of the test and immediately resigning from his office.
Calls for further action, including Esterházy's expulsion from the All-Magyar Union of Anti-Zionists could be heard across the nation. But the ruling party declined, citing the fact that their constitution, which banned Jews and Roma from joining, only defined those races in the Hitlerian sense. Furthermore, they explained, a precedent of expulsion over 1/16 ancestry would lead to a witch hunt of genetic testing for party members. As a result, rumors continued to spread of party leadership being composed of crypto-Jews. The refusal to expel Esterházy also led to the entire party youth league ---- the Little Horthys, to walk out from the Union in protest, forming a new party called the All-Magyar Union of Anti-Zionists (Identitarian-Nationalist).