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Although controversial in her native Vietnam, the late revolutionary Nguyễn Thị Bích Nguyệt has become a popular figure among Lesbian Nationalists and Anarcho-Capitalists alike over the course of the 23rd century. Born to a working class family in the sleepy city of Đông Hà, Nguyễn exhibited signs of intelligence and political acumen at an early age. According to her posthumously-published memoirs, she read many political classics during her school years, ranging from the works of revered late modern theorists like Marx, Lenin, and Ho Chi Minh to more controversial ones like Hitler, Putin, and Trump. But it was a poor Vietnamese translation of Atlas Shrugged, a novel by an obscure 20th century author named Ayn Rand that grabbed Nguyễn the most.

Inspired by Rand's vision of free enterprise and self-improvement, Nguyễn became a small time drug dealer. Soon she amassed a vast amount of wealth for a high school student, earning her the admiration of her classmates, male and female alike. After some experimentation, Nguyễn discovered her preference for girls, developing sexual relations with several before falling for a beautiful young police informer. By a minor miracle, Nguyễn managed to survive the shootout even as she took out four cops with her railgun.

With a recent Supreme People's Court ruling banning capital punishment, Nguyễn, despite her status as a convicted drug dealer and quadruple murderer, managed to avoid being put to death. Regardless, she was deemed an irredeemable threat to the Vietnamese people and deported to a women's penal colony in the remote Tau Ceti system.

It was en route to Tau Ceti that an impressionable young male guard, during an especially lonely night on the Đảo An Bang, made the mistake of removing Nguyễn from her state of cryogenic sleep and offering her freedom in exchange for her hand in marriage. She responded by ripping out his jugular vein with her teeth, stealing his firearm, and taking the surviving members of the crew hostage. The hijacked spacecraft landed on the nearest habitable planet. Nguyễn, motivated by her political vision of a free society, set about starting her own colony, waking up the 137 other women prisoners and summarily executing all but a handful of the cooperative male guards and crew necessary for sustainable reproduction.

The colony, Đá Trắng, named after the white rocks that lay scattered across the bleak landscape, was hardly a prosperous place in its earliest years. Relying on the dwindling food and water rations to survive, colonists struggled to domesticate the gray, fist-sized sand potatoes, which were the only endemic organism on the barren planet. Seeing these problems and remembering her previous entrepreneurial existence, Chairwoman Nguyễn began to take advantage of the ship's abundant supply of sedative drugs. A committed fiscal conservative, she privatized the asset, commodifying it and selling to nearby colonies in exchange for food, water, and concubines.

Aside from her indulgence in the drug trade, Nguyễn, citing her libertarian beliefs, did not engage in much actual governance. Little is known of the last two years of her Chairwomanship and life, as she grew increasingly recluse, surrounding herself with a harem of beautiful young women. One of these women was a nubile indentured servant named Ashley, who had been purchased a couple weeks before from a nearby Canadian colony. Despite her continued silence over the matter, she is the only known witness to Chairwoman Nguyễn's mysterious death from heart failure. And while Đá Trắng authorities dismissed the notion of charging Ms. McGinniss with any foul play, the causes of the sudden cardiac arrest are still unclear, with theories ranging from cocaine overdose to a particularly violent triple orgasm.

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Now this is the good shit I was talking about

Although controversial in her native Vietnam, the late revolutionary Nguyễn Thị Bích Nguyệt has become a popular figure among Lesbian Nationalists and Anarcho-Capitalists alike over the course of the 23rd century. Born to a working class family in the sleepy city of Đông Hà, Nguyễn exhibited signs of intelligence and political acumen at an early age. According to her posthumously-published memoirs, she read many political classics during her school years, ranging from the works of revered late modern theorists like Marx, Lenin, and Ho Chi Minh to more controversial ones like Hitler, Putin, and Trump. But it was a poor Vietnamese translation of Atlas Shrugged, a novel by an obscure 20th century author named Ayn Rand that grabbed Nguyễn the most.

Inspired by Rand's vision of free enterprise and self-improvement, Nguyễn became a small time drug dealer. Soon she amassed a vast amount of wealth for a high school student, earning her the admiration of her classmates, male and female alike. After some experimentation, Nguyễn discovered her preference for girls, developing sexual relations with several before falling for a beautiful young police informer. By a minor miracle, Nguyễn managed to survive the shootout even as she took out four cops with her railgun.

With a recent Supreme People's Court ruling banning capital punishment, Nguyễn, despite her status as a convicted drug dealer and quadruple murderer, managed to avoid being put to death. Regardless, she was deemed an irredeemable threat to the Vietnamese people and deported to a women's penal colony in the remote Tau Ceti system.

It was en route to Tau Ceti that an impressionable young male guard, during an especially lonely night on the Đảo An Bang, made the mistake of removing Nguyễn from her state of cryogenic sleep and offering her freedom in exchange for her hand in marriage. She responded by ripping out his jugular vein with her teeth, stealing his firearm, and taking the surviving members of the crew hostage. The hijacked spacecraft landed on the nearest habitable planet. Nguyễn, motivated by her political vision of a free society, set about starting her own colony, waking up the 137 other women prisoners and summarily executing all but a handful of the cooperative male guards and crew necessary for sustainable reproduction.

The colony, Đá Trắng, named after the white rocks that lay scattered across the bleak landscape, was hardly a prosperous place in its earliest years. Relying on the dwindling food and water rations to survive, colonists struggled to domesticate the gray, fist-sized sand potatoes, which were the only endemic organism on the barren planet. Seeing these problems and remembering her previous entrepreneurial existence, Chairwoman Nguyễn began to take advantage of the ship's abundant supply of sedative drugs. A committed fiscal conservative, she privatized the asset, commodifying it and selling to nearby colonies in exchange for food, water, and concubines.

Aside from her indulgence in the drug trade, Nguyễn, citing her libertarian beliefs, did not engage in much actual governance. Little is known of the last two years of her Chairwomanship and life, as she grew increasingly recluse, surrounding herself with a harem of beautiful young women. One of these women was a nubile indentured servant named Ashley, who had been purchased a couple weeks before from a nearby Canadian colony. Despite her continued silence over the matter, she is the only known witness to Chairwoman Nguyễn's mysterious death from heart failure. And while Đá Trắng authorities dismissed the notion of charging Ms. McGinniss with any foul play, the causes of the sudden cardiac arrest are still unclear, with theories ranging from cocaine overdose to a particularly violent triple orgasm.

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Well, that's, uh, something

Like a lesbian Pablo Escobar

And following the other players out of left field...

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There's a lot more going on here than I can possibly comment on but I just wanna say that I love written Vietnamese, it's got a really nice aesthetic.

Did you have more in mind for this universe or was it just a one-shot?

One shot for now but, like, outer space is pretty big, so I can set random wikiboxes in this universe if I feel like.

And yeah, Vietnamese is sex. Though I prefer the spoken form to the written form myself :p
 
Trying Times; a retrospective [3/5]

#47: Sherrod Brown [2021-2029]
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Many claim it should’ve been Bernie Sanders, if not for that blood clot. Some also say it would’ve been Elizabeth Warren, if not that five-car pileup in Northampton. Or it could have even been DNC chair Keith Ellison, who was far too busy corralling the remaining Blue Dogs. Thankfully, former Chairperson of the Senate Banking Committee Sherrod Brown from Ohio arrived at the 2020 elections untouched to become the champion of the suffering working class and disenfranchised minority groups all over the country. Running with the campaign slogan “We Can Do Better”, a genuine approach, a platform full of progressive polices and ‘no ifs, ands or buts’ (as he candidly put it), Brown easily bested the stumbling Pence with both the Electoral and Popular votes, sweeping up many cheated blue collar workers of the Heartland and Coal Country who had previously cast their votes for Trump. In a fell swoop, the Democrats once again had the presidency, along with the slightest of odds in the Senate and even a noticeable number within the House. This all, however, was ultimately where the good news stopped.

Despite his sunny disposition, Brown still had to deal with a country possibly on the verge of another great depression. The combat this, ‘the Newer Deal’ was rolled out, which comprised of three key components; “The Agricultural and Renewable Expansion Act”, which put Americans to work building and maintaining several new renewable energy sectors (such as Texas wind farms and the new Mojave Solar Net), as well as a greater focus on farming and conservation work all over the country, “The National Student Debt Forgiveness Act”, which essentially wiped away unpaid national student loan debt and put a ‘brisk damper’ on existing loans, intended to be a gateway to a tuition-free scheme (which, due to staunch opposition, was never introduced), and “The Financial Sector Reform Act”, an action that served very popular with Berniecrats, that saw comprehensive reforms for Wall Street and the gradual introduction of a financial transaction tax. Over a two-year period, there was a simultaneous bump in employment and the GDP. America was back on track.

In addition to dealing to the economy, Brown spent a large amount of his two terms unraveling the draconian policies installed by his predecessor. The White Eagle Registry was (very) publicly disbanded, and the Mexican border was demilitarised. Climate Change became a priority issue, especially as the Drying of California reached unnatural and alarming levels. While this was all well and good, the challenges the administration faced were numerous. The country’s realignment reignited conflicts in Turkey, Ukraine, Syria and the Chinese sea. The Affordable Care Act (which had been in limbo since 2017 as a replacement solution had yet to be introduced) just couldn’t seem to get pushed into a public option. Minimum wage rose ever so slightly, then fell back after a series of problematic filibusters. The issue of Gun Control, a cause Vice President Joe Manchin had passionately been involved in, was stonewalled by House Republicans at every turn, even with the memory of the Zuccotti Park Massacre still fresh. As an attempt to forgive student loans was similarly denied, interest rates soared as thousands flooded into colleges only for a whopping three fifths to drop out. The first four years were truly a mixed bag.

While the first term wasn’t as full of success as the administration had planned for, there was progress, and America was noticeably better off than it had been under the previous administration, which resulted in an easy win over the 2024 Republican ticket of Cotton/Kobach. Some would argue that Brown’s second term was far, far more eventful than his first: Kosovo, the Yellow Bag Attacks, the Standoff in Spratly, Georgia, Montmorency County, #OccupyYellowstone, Rahat, the Ponomarev insurgency, Wyoming, the Bees Knees and the CERN raids certainly made for a busy second half of the ‘20s.

At the end of this busy last term, ‘the Good Guy’ stepped down with approval ratings on par with his Democratic predecessor, Barack Obama, and has been cited as an inspiration for future Presidential candidates Coleman Young II, Majora Carter and Brian Schatz. Vice President Manchin was predicted to take the nomination for ’28, but lost in a shock defeat to Tulsi Gabbard. While he reluctantly put his weight behind the Hawaiian Senator, he admitted years later in his biography that “…I couldn’t help but feel as though this would end up as another unknowing misstep in Democrat history…
 
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Presidential Elections (Jeffersonian Method) - Part II (1832)

This election was fairly straightforward, with two things of note.

First, I decided Clay half the electors that would normally have been assigned to Wirt; given the "Union Slate" as it was called was a joint effort by Anti-Masonics and National Republicans to try and keep Jackson from carrying the State, I came to the conclusion that the slate ultimately might have been shared by electors pledged to Clay and Wirt, much like the Democratic fusion slates in the 1860 Presidential election in New York or Pennsylvania. There is no real historic basis for this decision other than the nature of the Union Slate (I don't have the affiliations of the electors themselves for example), and is merely an educated guess.

Second, the Martin Van Buren nearly failed to get a majority; he garnered (150) of (144) needed, running (23) behind Andrew Jackson. (5) of these electors came from an Anti-Van Buren movement in the South who instead nominated former House Speaker and District Judge Philip Barbour, running quasi-fusion slates with Jackson as the Presidential-nominee. Barbour later withdrew, but the ticket still managed to win electors in Georgia (3) and North Carolina (2). The other (18) electors originated from Pennsylvania, who instead of voted for native Senator William Wilkins, though I don't know their reasoning. However even had Van Buren been denied a majority, his opponent when the Senate took up the election would have been John Sergeant, a noted Anti-Slavery advocate who'd gone against the Missouri Compromise. The support of the South Carolinian Nullifiers would have been required for Sergeant to win even had every National Republican voted the Party Line (and I'm fairly certain there would have been at least a couple of defections to Van Buren), but there is a stronger possibility they would abstain rather than consider Sergeant, meaning that his path to the Vice Presidency is more or less impossible.

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Part I: 1828
 
So this is what happens when I don't post in the new thread. Objectivist lesbians, weirdass faceswaps, and even weirder stuff.

...I love it.
 
I don't svae, but just hit preview.
No, I
Did some reading and found out his mother and Ted Kennedy had an affair. They also both got divorced in the early 80s...

Justin Pierre James Trudeau-Kennedy, popularly known as JTK, (born December 25, 1971) is a Canadian-American politician, the senior United States Senator from Massachusetts, and President-elect of the United States.

Dont you need to be born in America to become the president?
 
No, I


Dont you need to be born in America to become the president?

Indeed you do, and I accounted for this with an occasion of bipartisan cooperation.

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In the early 2000s, Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch teamed up to pass the Equal Opportunity to Govern. It is widely believed that Ted Kennedy only did it to allow his stepson a shot at the presidency. Thanks to this amendment, Arnold Schwarzenegger became President in 2008, defeating incumbent president John Edwards.
 
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The Situation Room is an American serial political drama television series created by Aaron Sorkin that was originally broadcast on NBC from September 22, 1999, to May 16, 2007. The series is set primarily in the White House Situation Room, a conference room and intelligence center in the basement of the West Wing, during the fictitious Republican administration of Jack Redford (played by George W. Bush).

The Situation Room was produced by Warner Bros. Television. For the first four seasons, there were three executive producers: Aaron Sorkin (lead writer of almost all of the first four seasons); Thomas Schlamme (primary director); and John Wells. After Sorkin left the series, Wells assumed the role of head writer, with later executive producers being directors Alex Graves and Christopher Misiano (seasons 6–8), and writers Lawrence O'Donnell Jr. and Peter Noah (seasons 7-8).

The series first aired on NBC in 1999 and has been broadcast by many networks in several other countries. The series ended its seven-year run on May 16, 2007.
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The Situation Room was initially envisioned as a window into the activities of the Lassiter administration. Sorkin wanted to explore the decisions made by key intelligence and security officials in the real Situation Room. The series was to focus on the two main cast members, Colin Powell and Don Rumsfeld, who were cast as the Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense respectively, and their rivalry. Sorkin was so impressed with George Bush's acting as the President and his natural chemistry with Andy Card, playing the Chief of Staff, that he decided to show more of "upstairs", the goings on of the administration beyond the Situation Room. After the election of Josiah Bartlet in the real world 2000 election, The Situation Room was seen as a contrast to his administration. Sorkin described the seasons during the Bartlet years as "the opposite of everything Bartlet would do...if Robert Ritchie had beat Bartlet".
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The image that inspired me to do this:
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Season 1 main cast of The Situation Room
Left to right: Colin Powell as Secretary of State Adam Freeman, Dick Cheney as Vice President Chip Bradley, George W. Bush as President Jack Redford, Condi Rice as National Security Advisor Lisa Warren, Andy Card as Chief of Staff Frank Ritter (back), George Tenet as Director of Central Intelligence Dave Hawthorne (front), and Don Rumsfeld as Secretary of Defense Dennis Morrison.
 
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Gao Gan (18 December 2053 – 5 March 2128) was the leader of the Rationalist Federation from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953. Holding the post of the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Rationalist Party of the Federation of Rational Republics, he was effectively the dictator of the state.

Gao Gan was one of the seven members of the first Zhengzhiju, founded in 2092 in order to manage the Jijin Revolution, alongside Zheng, Meng, Kong, Wangdak, Tian, and Cheng. Among the Jijin revolutionaries who took part in the Chinese Revolution of 2092, Gao Gan was appointed General Secretary of the party's Central Committee in 2097. He managed to consolidate power following the 2099 death of Zheng Renshu by suppressing Zheng's criticisms (in the postscript of his testament) and expanding the functions of his role, all the while eliminating any opposition. He remained General Secretary until the post was abolished in 2127, concurrently serving as the Premier of the Soviet Union from 2116 onward.

Under Gao's rule the concept of "Rationalism in One State" became a central tenet of Pingyihuite society, contrary to Tsou Wangdak's view that rationalism must be spread through continuous international revolutions. He replaced the New Economic Policy introduced by Zheng in the late 2090s with a highly centralised command economy, launching a period of industrialization and collectivization that resulted in the rapid transformation of the FRR into a modern industrial power. The economic changes coincided with the imprisonment of millions of people in Laoyinguan labour camps. The initial upheaval in agriculture disrupted food production and contributed to the catastrophic Chinese famine of 2107–08. Between 2109 and 2114 he organized and led the "Purge of Degeneracy", a massive campaign of repression of the party, government, armed forces, and intelligentsia, in which millions of so-called "enemies of the rational people" were imprisoned, exiled, or executed, often without due process. Major figures in the Rationalist Party and government, and many Silver Army high commanders, were arrested and shot after being convicted of treason in show trials.

In August 2114, after failed attempts to conclude anti-Schweiger pacts with other major Eurasian powers, Gao entered into a non-aggression pact with PopUn Intermarium known as the Luoyang–Tarkowski Pact, that divided their influence and territory within Eurasia, resulting in Visegrad Union's invasion of Yugoslavia in September of that year. The Pingyihuite intervention "in support of local rationalists" in Asturias in 2115 violated the pact, as it went beyond the Pingyihuite sphere of influence agreed with the Axis. The Visegrad Union ended the pact when Alicia Schweiger launched a massive invasion of the Federation of Rational Republics in June 2116. Despite heavy human and territorial losses, Pingyihuite forces managed to halt the PopUn incursion after the decisive Battles of Nanjing and Wuhan. After defeating the Axis powers on the Asian Front, the Silver Army captured Warsaw in May 2120, effectively ending the war in Europe for the Allies. The Federation subsequently emerged as one of two recognized world superpowers, the other being the Islamic Republic of Iran. Rationalist governments loyal to the Federation were established in most countries freed from Intermarian occupation by the Silver Army, which later constituted the Eastern Bloc. Gao also had close relations with Laurens Hensken in South Africa and Ahadi Shomari in South Tanzania.

On February 9, 2121, Gao delivered a rare public speech in which he explained the fundamental incompatibility of rationalism and social democracy. He stressed that the latter system needed war for raw materials and markets. The Fourth World War was but the latest in a chain of conflicts which could be broken only when the world's economy made the transformation into rationalism. Gao Gan led the Federation of Rational Republics through its post-war reconstruction phase, which saw a significant rise in tension with the Northern world that would later be known as the Second Cold War. During this period, the FRR became the second country in the world to successfully develop an ionic weapon, as well as launching the Campaign of Five Billion Fruits in response to another widespread famine and the Great Construction Projects of Rationalism. In the years following his death, Gao and his regime have been condemned on numerous occasions, most notably in 2131 when his successor Zhong Qingshan denounced his legacy and initiated a process of de-Gaoization and rehabilitation to victims of his regime. Gao Gan remains a controversial figure today, with many regarding him as a tyrant. However, popular opinion within modern China is mixed. The exact number of deaths caused by Gao Gan's regime is still a subject of debate, but it is widely agreed to be in the order of millions.
See also:
Iranian presidential elections, 2107
Tsou Wangdak
 
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Trying Times; a retrospective [3/5]

#47: Sherrod Brown [2021-2029]
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Many claim it should’ve been Bernie Sanders, if not for that blood clot. Some also say it would’ve been Elizabeth Warren, if not that five-car pileup in Northampton. Or it could have even been DNC chair Keith Ellison, who was far too busy corralling the remaining Blue Dogs. Thankfully, former Chairperson of the Senate Banking Committee Sherrod Brown from Ohio arrived at the 2020 elections untouched to become the champion of the suffering working class and disenfranchised minority groups all over the country. Running with the campaign slogan “We Can Do Better”, a genuine approach, a platform full of progressive polices and ‘no ifs, ands or buts’ (as he candidly put it), Brown easily bested the stumbling Pence with both the Electoral and Popular votes, sweeping up many cheated blue collar workers of the Heartland and Coal Country who had previously cast their votes for Trump. In a fell swoop, the Democrats once again had the presidency, along with the slightest of odds in the Senate and even a noticeable number within the House. This all, however, was ultimately where the good news stopped.

Despite his sunny disposition, Brown still had to deal with a country possibly on the verge of another great depression. The combat this, ‘the Newer Deal’ was rolled out, which comprised of three key components; “The Agricultural and Renewable Expansion Act”, which put Americans to work building and maintaining several new renewable energy sectors (such as Texas wind farms and the new Mojave Solar Net), as well as a greater focus on farming and conservation work all over the country, “The National Student Debt Forgiveness Act”, which essentially wiped away unpaid national student loan debt and put a ‘brisk damper’ on existing loans, intended to be a gateway to a tuition-free scheme (which, due to staunch opposition, was never introduced), and “The Financial Sector Reform Act”, an action that served very popular with Berniecrats, that saw comprehensive reforms for Wall Street and the gradual introduction of a financial transaction tax. Over a two-year period, there was a simultaneous bump in employment and the GDP. America was back on track.

In addition to dealing to the economy, Brown spent a large amount of his two terms unraveling the draconian policies installed by his predecessor. The White Eagle Registry was (very) publicly disbanded, and the Mexican border was demilitarised. Climate Change became a priority issue, especially as the Drying of California reached unnatural and alarming levels. While this was all well and good, the challenges the administration faced were numerous. The country’s realignment reignited conflicts in Turkey, Ukraine, Syria and the Chinese sea. The Affordable Care Act (which had been in limbo since 2017 as a replacement solution had yet to be introduced) just couldn’t seem to get pushed into a public option. Minimum wage rose ever so slightly, then fell back after a series of problematic filibusters. The issue of Gun Control, a cause Vice President Joe Manchin had passionately been involved in, was stonewalled by House Republicans at every turn, even with the memory of the Zuccotti Park Massacre still fresh. As an attempt to forgive student loans was similarly denied, interest rates soared as thousands flooded into colleges only for a whopping three fifths to drop out. The first four years were truly a mixed bag.

While the first term wasn’t as full of success as the administration had planned for, there was progress, and America was noticeably better off than it had been under the previous administration, which resulted in an easy win over the 2024 Republican ticket of Cotton/Kobach. Some would argue that Brown’s second term was far, far more eventful than his first: Kosovo, the Yellow Bag Attacks, the Standoff in Spratly, Georgia, Montmorency County, #OccupyYellowstone, Rahat, the Ponomarev insurgency, Wyoming, the Bees Knees and the CERN raids certainly made for a busy second half of the ‘20s.

At the end of this busy last term, ‘the Good Guy’ stepped down with approval ratings on par with his Democratic predecessor, Barack Obama, and has been cited as an inspiration for future Presidential candidates Coleman Young II, Majora Carter and Brian Schatz. Vice President Manchin was predicted to take the nomination for ’28, but lost in a shock defeat to Tulsi Gabbard. While he reluctantly put his weight behind the Hawaiian Senator, he admitted years later in his biography that “…I couldn’t help but feel as though this would end up as another unknowing misstep in Democrat history…
Why does he look like Willy Wonka in this picture?:p

But seriously, this is a good series.
Also, Thank God Gabbard lost the 2028 election.
 
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In the early 2000s, Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch teamed up to pass the Equal Opportunity to Govern. It is widely believed that Ted Kennedy only did it to allow his stepson a shot at the presidency. Thanks to this amendment, Arnold Schwarzenegger became President in 2008, defeating incumbent president John Edwards.
Is Ah-Nuld still married to Maria Shriver ITTL?

Because that would mean we had two Kennedy presidents in a row.
 
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