A Map Shitpost Thread

[Martinus Padueius]

I can't decide whether cocks gun or racks slide works better. Thoughts?

 

[Eparkhos]

I can't decide whether cocks gun or racks slide works better. Thoughts?

Racks slide

 

[Aghasverov]

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I for one would LOVE to see the TL which could explain this

 

[Christory]

Here's something I kind of made as a joke after seeing yet another "China illegally conquered pretty much everything except it's coastal provinces" map on reddit:

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Edit: After seeing the hilariously different responses I got from where I posted this, I decided to meme it a bit.

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[Martinus Padueius]

Sneaky swastika 😅 just kidding it barely looks like it. Also the TTL mappers would surely include Missouri, Kentucky, West Virginia, and Maryland in the CSA

 

[Library of Alexandria]

Here's something I kind of made as a joke after seeing yet another "China illegally conquered pretty much everything except it's coastal provinces" map on reddit:

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Needs South Dakota to work for the weird Yunnan occupation that always shows up with no reasoning.

 

[Gillan1220]

Here's something I kind of made as a joke after seeing yet another "China illegally conquered pretty much everything except it's coastal provinces" map on reddit:

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I'd see the Chinese also put Cuba, Guam, Marianas, American Samoa, Wake Island, Midway Island, Palau, Micronesia, Marshall Islands, and the Philippines as stolen and conquered.

 

[Frank Hart]

Here's something I kind of made as a joke after seeing yet another "China illegally conquered pretty much everything except it's coastal provinces" map on reddit:

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You should further cut out all territory to the west of the Mississippi as "Occupied Oregon" and "Occupied Upper Louisiana". Maybe go all the way to declaring all territory west of the Appalachians as occupied.

 

[Flashman]

You should further cut out all territory to the west of the Mississippi as "Occupied Oregon" and "Occupied Upper Louisiana". Maybe go all the way to declaring all territory west of the Appalachians as occupied.

Old Northwest Territories are occupied Indiana/Tecumseh's Confederacy; Vermont is Occupied Green Mountain; Maine east of the Penobscot is Occupied New Ireland.

 

[Martinus Padueius]

Half the country is Occupied Louisiana/New France

 

[Frank Hart]

Old Northwest Territories are occupied Indiana/Tecumseh's Confederacy; Vermont is Occupied Green Mountain; Maine east of the Penobscot is Occupied New Ireland.

We're in a shitpost thread, so let's go to the extreme and declare everything from Maryland to Rhode Island west of the Providence River as occupied New Netherland, and the rest as "real United States". Better yet, make that occupied Massachusetts Bay Colony, and leave nothing for the real United States.

 

[TheNixonator]

Balkanized (North) America after a civil war in the 1920/30s.

 

[Martinus Padueius]

I'm digging thicc Florida. She makin me sweat

 

[Rosella]

Here's something I kind of made as a joke after seeing yet another "China illegally conquered pretty much everything except it's coastal provinces" map on reddit:

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I mean, the Southwest, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico are pretty much correct even without getting into how much of the rest is stolen....

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm the Tenth]

This is what quarantine has driven me to.

 

[danakontos]

Guess who just made their FIRST INKSCAPE MAP?
Posting it here because it's not entirely serious.

 

[Baconheimer]

The World at the Precipice: the Quaker-Jain Hyperwar of 2020

 

[Miranda Brawner]

Guess who just made their FIRST INKSCAPE MAP?
Posting it here because it's not entirely serious.

That's a great looking map! Inkscape is hard, and it looks like you're learning fast! As someone who once lived in Shitsville, I guess I can take comfort in the fact that Goodville is not too far away. And I'm quite perplexed by the Roman numerals. If I ignore the vertical line right after the 2 C's, then the map takes place in 1971. If I interpret the line as a one, then I don't think there's a standard way to evaluate the number. Maybe that would subtract one, giving us 1970?

 

[Enigmajones]

I made... something.

Its so....beautiful!

 

[Library of Alexandria]

The World at the Precipice: the Quaker-Jain Hyperwar of 2020

I get the feeling this was made from a TPE joke that I just missed.