A Map Shitpost Thread

Discussion in 'Alternate History Maps and Graphics' started by FancyHat, Mar 27, 2017.


Do people want a WIP thread?

Poll closed Jul 13, 2017.
  1. Yes

    62 vote(s)
  2. No

    20 vote(s)
  1. Crazy Boris Cool Dood

    Sep 26, 2017
    Holy Albertan Empire
    It’s a good start but Brittany is looking a bit small.
  2. ninel Antizentristische Aktion

    Sep 9, 2009
    total shithole
    I assure you, you don’t want to know.
  3. ST15RM Ich bin ein AH.commer!

    Aug 7, 2017
  4. Allan Nonymous Compulsive Map Maker

    Nov 2, 2015
    Polish Technocracy
    Someone do a presidential election with this, bonus points if it involves Rand/Ron Paul or Jeb!.
  5. Not Plato Formerly Philosopher Jaden Smith

    Mar 6, 2019
    the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra
    Why stop at United Ireland when you can have two United Irelands?
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  6. BrobDingnag Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2019
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  7. Shaymin0000 Also exists

    Mar 14, 2014
    Behind the dumpster at CERN
    Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm doing here
    (I would've tried to remake it in Worlda but I don't have a death wish)

    Democratic Party (Mike Gravel / Marianne Williamson): 212 (won in House)
    Republican Party (John Ellis "Jeb!" Bush / Joe Walsh): 140
    Progressive Alliance (Kermit Roosevelt IV / Su Jia-chyuan): 100
    Libertarian Party (Ron Paul / Vermin Supreme): 44
    Constitution Party (Don Blankenship / Alexander E. Jones): 29
    Fishthing (Igthyag "Flounder" Kllythath / Valentin Brlhoggog): 9
    Worker's Party of Aroostook (Choe Hwi / Michael Michaud): 4

    Adirondackia: 10 PRO
    Alabama: 11 REP
    Arizoland: 13 DEM
    Aroostook: 4 WPA
    Big Shell: 3 LIB
    Bonneville: 3 REP
    Carolina: 7 REP
    Dakotaria: 13 REP
    Dayton Triangle: 9 DEM
    Delta: 8 DEM
    Douglass Commonwealth: 3 DEM
    East Virginia: 8 DEM / 4 REP / 1 PRO (Districts split 6-4-1, +2 to the district count winner)
    Erie: 4 FSH
    Georgvia: 6 REP
    Guycadia: 4 CON
    Hiline: 3 REP
    Holy Mountain: 5 FSH
    Idaho: 4 REP
    Interior California: 11 PRO
    Iron Range: 10 PRO
    Kansana: 7 REP
    Kaskaskia: 13 REP
    Laurel: 6 DEM
    Lincoln: 12 DEM
    Longconsin: 12 PRO
    Louisiana: 9 REP
    Maine: 3 PRO / 1 REP (Districts split 1-1, +2 to the statewide PV winner)
    Massachusetts: 13 DEM
    Michigan: 20 DEM
    Mojave: 3 REP
    Neutral Republic: 18 DEM
    New Hampshire: 4 LIB
    New Haven: 7 DEM
    New Netherland: 31 DEM
    Ohio: 15 REP
    Oklahoma: 5 REP
    Omaha: 7 REP / 2 DEM (Districts split 5-2, +2 to the statewide PV winner)
    Outer Vegas: 5 LIB
    Piedmont: 10 CON
    Pine Coast: 15 PRO
    Poconos: 11 DEM
    Sequoyah: 5 DEM
    South California: 46 DEM
    Susquehanna: 8 REP
    Taiwan: 25 PRO
    Tennessee: 10 CON
    Tezas: 32 LIB
    Transmississippia: 21 REP
    Þvomargt: 13 PRO
    West Virginia: 5 CON
    The 2020 election was marked with major inter-faction struggles in most of the major parties. Incumbent president Evan McMullin (R-HM) was ineligible to run for a third term due to term limits established by the 30th Amendment, and while VP Mindy Finn (I-TX) was an early favorite for the nomination, she decided to not run. Florida governor Jeb! Bush, despite being one of the last candidates to enter in a field numbering in the 20s, won the nomination, albeit with some major backroom dealmaking. The Progressive Alliance was facing major defections amid its leadership crisis, maybe most critically from (former) Alaska senator Mike Gravel, who would end up winning the Democratic nomination against establishment frontrunner John Delaney. The Progressives themselves would end up nominating Kermit Roosevelt IV after 7 rounds of voting and backroom dealings of their own. The Libertarians, while mostly unified behind Ron Paul, nominated Vermin Supreme as the vice presidential candidate on a fluke, which strained party leaders already worried about the party's image, and the Constitution Party was similarly iffy about their nominated candidate's history with the mining industry.

    These conflicts only served to make Fishthing and the WPA's nomination processes stand out even more for how smoothly they went. Flounder Kllythath remained popular among party members, and WPA chairman and Aroostook governor Choe Hwi experienced a boost in popularity nationwide due to increasing distrust in establishment candidates. Both Hwi and Kllythath ran unopposed for their nominations.

    Gravel ended up winning a plurality of electoral college votes, the first time a Democratic candidate had done so since 1968. Conversely, the Progressive Alliance had one of the worst showings since their founding in 1912, both due to the exodus of members and voters for the Democratic Party, and from a potential spoiler effect from other candidates like Flounder Kllythath, Choe Hwi, and Green/Rainbow candidate Howie Hawkins (who wasn't able to win any electoral college votes). As no party won a majority of the Electoral College, the results were left to Congress, which voted to elect Gravel as the 49th President of the United States, and Williamson as the 52nd Vice President.

    While Bush, Roosevelt, Paul, and Kllythath would concede with minimal incident, both the results of the election and the voting process within Congress were contested by individual Republican and Progressive politicians, as well as by the Constitution Party (though the latter wasn't that surprising, as the Constitution Party had a history of contesting elections). Recounts were held in states where the margin of victory was less than 3%, though no major tampering was found to have occurred.
    Last edited: Nov 30, 2019
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  8. PopulistBean All Hail Richard M. Nixon

    Mar 3, 2019
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  9. Nizam Active Member

    Oct 13, 2019
    Lisle, Illinois
  10. Crazy Boris Cool Dood

    Sep 26, 2017
    Holy Albertan Empire
    The real question is how he managed to carry 2 states with nearly negative two million votes
  11. Shaymin0000 Also exists

    Mar 14, 2014
    Behind the dumpster at CERN
    Fish being able to vote has been a major issue ever since we decided to drain Lake Erie, and Erie, being a majority Fish state (and what I assumed Kllythath's home state was), have historically backed Fishthing in federal elections. I'm not sure how the negative votes happened, maybe somebody vandalized the article.
    Also Holy Mountain just really likes Kllythath for some reason. idk why.
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  12. BrobDingnag Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2019
    Fish prefer horizontal movement.
  13. AlternateHistory191 General Secretary of the Proxima Centauri b SSR

    Sep 9, 2017
    A timeline where Bernie Sanders won
    How to fix New England
  14. mikroraptor Well-Known Member

    Oct 30, 2018
    Eboracum Novum Province
    One small correction: you accidentally labeled the lands annexed to New York as "Vermont" for some reason
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  15. PopulistBean All Hail Richard M. Nixon

    Mar 3, 2019
    Why isn’t Vermont supreme over all of New England?

    EDIT: Actually why isn’t Vermin Supreme supreme over the entire universe?
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  16. Bennett Human Time-Waster

    Jun 3, 2017
    the facts.png
    I raise you this proposal (it's old and a transparent file, apologies.)
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  17. Allan Nonymous Compulsive Map Maker

    Nov 2, 2015
    Polish Technocracy
    Nah, it has to do with the way fish votes are counted. Due to the laws of physics every 1/2 spin vote must, when cast, produce an equivalent antivote. This process is called "vote splitting". By excluding the fish votes, only fish antivotes were counted, explaining the situation. The best way of thinking of fish votes in a fish electoral system is to treat it like golf.
  18. Ella Trans Rights!

    Aug 21, 2017
    Augusta, Maine, Republic of New England
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  19. J. Westrate Well-Known Member

    Jul 6, 2017
    China as a political compass
    Authleft: People's Republic of Xinjiang, Mongolian People's Republic, Tuvan People's Republic. Each of them is part of the USSR in all but name, and they are slated to become ASSRs when the USSR gets around to integrating them. They are extremely underdeveloped, even in their capitals, and experience regular grain shortages. The capitals boast of their electricity, but there are frequent blackouts and brownouts as the electric grids cannot sustain the growing cities. The only thing of value the eastern People's Republics possess is their mineral resources and INDOMITABLE COLLECTIVE WORKERS' SPIRIT!

    Libleft: Tibet. The theocracy in Tibet experiencied a socialist revolution in the 1930s, which the High Lamas co-opted after the reigning Dali Lama committed suicide. They found a successor that was suitable to the revolutionaries as a voice of the people. Now, Tibet officially has no government and most functions are executed on the village level. In practice, Lhasa remains a distant center to Tibetan politics, and the edicts of the Dali Lama are followed religiously by the village communes. Labour MPs from and Britain India visit Tibet on occasion, and describe it as a country made wise and tranquil by its enlightened rulers. They usually neglect to mention the abject poverty of over 90% of its citizens.

    Authright: Great Qing. The Qing Dynasty was restored by the Japanese in areas they conquered from China in order to legitimize their rule. The present Qing court is a strange mixture of German-inspired Fascists, Japanese-inspired militarists, Manchu nationalists, and Han Chinese reactionaries. Within the court, the Kwantung Army serves as a sort of praetorian guard and sacks anyone who is too outspoken against the pro-Japanese faction. The Ma Clique swore loyalty to Puyi to protect themselves from Communist invasion, partly because the RoC government in Nanjing was too far away. In practice, the Ma Clique is a tributary state.

    Libright: Republic of China (Nanjing). The coast is highly westernized, and just about everything can be bought and sold in Shanghai or Nanjing. Further inland, the southeast is a warlord infested nightmare where the local warlords treat their domains as their personal property and act more as wargamers and kings than as generals and civil servants. The RoC proper is a democracy of sorts, but the KMT is the only major party that is not actively suppressed. In the warlord held territory, the warlords maintain an "If electricity and running water are so great, why don't you move to Xinjing" sort of policy.

    Centrism: Republic of China (Changzhi). Shanxi occupies a strange position, where the local warlord tries to maintain a militaristic but defensively-oriented government and play the RoC and Qing off each other to get economic and diplomatic support from both. It is a refuge for dissidents from both states, and as a result has a prominent socialist party.

    Edited for typo.
    Last edited: Dec 4, 2019
  20. Tethys00 Mod of r/imaginarymaps Donor

    Apr 24, 2018
    Great Salt Lake City, The Republic of Deseret
    Interesting concept, but there are 2 liblefts
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