A Map Shitpost Thread

[Bjornhattan]

>DC goes to the socialists

Fuck yeah! Home city represent!

It was actually dead interesting trying to on the one hand keep the results as "reasonable" as I could while having no two neighbours vote the same. I mean, it's reasonable in the sense that each party wins a few states it would make sense for them to.

It was great fun to do though and I'll definitely make more in the future.

 

[Ivoshafen]

Did someone say election map shitpost?

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Socialist Revolution Party - 249 EVs
Green Party - 113 EVs
Real Conservative Party - 92 EVs
Libertarian Party - 84 EVs

If you really wanted to make it a shit post, you would've handed Indiana over to the SRP

 

[JohnAdamns]

Deus Vult!

 

[LouisTheGreyFox]

Apparently almost every state in the US has a small "dick". Meanwhile Argentina and Australia are banging each other all night.

 

[Rosella]

Apparently almost every state in the US has a small "dick". Meanwhile Argentina and Australia are banging each other all night.

...Qué?

 

[CalBear]

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Apparently almost every state in the US has a small "dick". Meanwhile Argentina and Australia are banging each other all night.

Oh FFS.

This isn't Jr. High School.

DO NOT REPEAT

 

[InfernoMole]

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Deus Vult!

>a Calvinist Switzerland is present
>no Orthodox Christian state

Αυτό είναι ακατάλληλο και προσβλητικό. This is gross and insulting.

 

[JohnAdamns]

>a Calvinist Switzerland is present
>no Orthodox Christian state

Αυτό είναι ακατάλληλο και προσβλητικό. This is gross and insulting.

Good news! Now there's no Switzerland and an Orthodox state!

 

[ninel]

DO NOT REPEAT

So, to not repeat the mistakes, here is totally inoffensive map of the USA without Florida:

In the new installment: map of EU without Sweden!

 

[Baconheimer]

Guys I can make maps too!

EDIT: Now even better!

 

[KiwiEater]

Apparently almost every state in the US has a small "dick". Meanwhile Argentina and Australia are banging each other all night.

what

what the fuck

is this

 

[Al Smith For Real]

Oh FFS.

This isn't Jr. High School.

DO NOT REPEAT

Warning? Maybe not...

 

[Locheil]

Oh my god...

 

[KiwiEater]

Apparently almost every state in the US has a small "dick". Meanwhile Argentina and Australia are banging each other all night.

I still don't get this please explain

 

[LouisTheGreyFox]

I still don't get this please explain

basically the smaller a nation is therefore r34 shows they must have a small dick. The bigger the nation is the bigger is has one.

 

[Mecha_Poodle]

basically the smaller a nation is therefore r34 shows they must have a small dick. The bigger the nation is the bigger is has one.

That's hurts for Ukraine

 

[water123]

Good news! Now there's no Switzerland and an Orthodox state!
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REEEEEEEEEEE

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Oh my god...

uN1T3D sTaT3S oF aM3R1Ca

 

[Konrad13]

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Oh my god...

I don't know what is worse - the way they mapped the USA or what they did to poor Canada!

 

[Ivoshafen]

From the Ideal World map thread.

 

[Tsochar]

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From the Ideal World map thread.

Indiana can suck my buckeyes.

You can have Antarctica, filthy Hoosier. /s