Wait what? Mainstream porn release on Nintendo!?
Not quite that bad. It was a 2006 visual novel, for PC.
Wait what? Mainstream porn release on Nintendo!?
Well that makes a bit more sense. (Then again, given just how ASB the real world is, when has 'making sense' ever stopped weird things from happening.)Not quite that bad. It was a 2006 visual novel, for PC.
Prediction for this timeline: the N64 Superman game is released for the Ultra Nintendo, so a lot of people call it Ultra Superman, as awkward as that sounds. DC is more accepting of a 3D game where Supes fights real people, so the developers aren't forced to set the game in a virtual reality simulation. Even with a far less stressful deadline, the game is still buggy and awkward to control - just not as much, and the game gets fives and sixes across the board. In other words, the game is merely bad, rather than a punchline to jokes about licensed video games.
I noticed a mention of SNK's NeoGeo Pocket; OTL SEGA partnered with them to try and keep a stake in the handheld market, with Dreamcast compatibility for certain NGP Color games, and even releasing a Sonic game for it (Sonic Pocket Adventure), does something like that still happen ITTL? Or does that hint that the much debated Third Console might be a new NeoGeo system?
With the mention of Dwayne Johnson, I'm musing how his acting career will unfold ITTL. He did get his first big break as the Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns OTL. Wouldn't be interesting if DC/Warner Bros. tapped him for an earlier Shazam film.
I'd love to see TTL's equivalent of this timeline.
I'm sure the TTL AH.com'ers would call it a Sony-wank of the highest order and accuse the author of handing Nintendo the idiot ball for the N64.
Great update, as usual. Loved the "beer bash" with Ted and Stone Cold. Does Vince McMahon still win the '99 Rumble?
Also, does Stone Cold still appear on Celebrity Deathmatch ITTL...or does that show even exist? (If it doesn't, at least it butterflies away the terrible PS2 video game...)
Will we still see Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ITTL?
Personally, I would've thought that Bowser would make it to SSB before Zelda. I heard that the developers considered adding Bowser IOTL, but that could just be a false rumor. Also, it's pretty glaring that both of the TTL-only characters come at the end of the list (what games were Shad and Woofle from again?). On that note, I'm sure Smashers would later call this game Ultra Smash Bros. to prevent confusion.
Even if Valis gets a mediocre installment, that's still better than the series choking on its own filth and releasing a porn title.
Wait what? Mainstream porn release on Nintendo!?
Not quite that bad. It was a 2006 visual novel, for PC.
That was Telenet Itself was so bad killed the zombie of telenet forever, as someone played valis in genesis found that was... insulting is short but i will not say more for fear of ban, here at worst she will be in Nintendo Vault alongside other old franchises(Spoiler: That will not happen here)
So for now, the game was rushed, but if you fail, try again.
Prediction for this timeline: the N64 Superman game is released for the Ultra Nintendo, so a lot of people call it Ultra Superman, as awkward as that sounds. DC is more accepting of a 3D game where Supes fights real people, so the developers aren't forced to set the game in a virtual reality simulation. Even with a far less stressful deadline, the game is still buggy and awkward to control - just not as much, and the game gets fives and sixes across the board. In other words, the game is merely bad, rather than a punchline to jokes about licensed video games.
Well, Superman 64 is that infamous affair otl, but we didn't pay attention to it, maybe was never in production or was just another beat em up for the superman movie. Here the worst game is Bubsy 3D in Saturn so far.
I just realized: ITTL, whenever Kid Icarus is released, it's in a month where Sega beat Nintendo for once. Kid Icarus CD was released the same month that Sonic 3 outsold the competition 11 to 1 and then, Kid Icarus Guardian was released in a month wherein Commander Keen beat both it and Metal Clash.
And yeah, Celebrity Deathmatch does indeed still exist and Stone Cold still appears on there.
Given how that show eventually scrapped the bottom of the barrel in search of celebrities, I can imagine our MTV game reviews could get an episode featuring a few of them.
What patents do Nintendo and Sony hold that they might not otherwise have compared to OTL?
Obviously the d-pad patent predates the POD so Nintendo still has that. But like, I wonder if Namco still has a patent on loading screen minigames?
Given how that show eventually scrapped the bottom of the barrel in search of celebrities, I can imagine our MTV game reviews could get an episode featuring a few of them.
Let me guess: Even without controllers, Brittany & Lyssa still kick the guys' collective asses?There absolutely is aCelebrity Deathmatch GameTV special (with the hosts voicing themselves)! It airs in May 1999.
Just some thoughts on TTL's "Ultra Smash Bros."; I wonder what the Sega fandom's reaction would be to the game since Commander Keen: Mars' Most Wanted predated it as a franchise crossover by around six months. Granted, it was largely "bonus content" and not a part of the game proper (though to get the real ending of the the game, you had to complete Sonic's level.)
I think they'd more likely see it as a ripoff of Fighters Megamix.Just some thoughts on TTL's "Ultra Smash Bros."; I wonder what the Sega fandom's reaction would be to the game since Commander Keen: Mars' Most Wanted predated it as a franchise crossover by around six months. Granted, it was largely "bonus content" and not a part of the game proper (though to get the real ending of the the game, you had to complete Sonic's level.)
Darn, forgot about Fighters Megamix. I guess the more hardcore Sega fans will say Smash Bros. is an admission that Nintendo ran out of ideas. My TTL self included, knowing how stupid and immature I was back in 9th grade.