A Republican Thread Destroyer commanded by Captain Midgard in the early stages of the Porn Wars in AH.com Wars. His first officer was Fyrwulf. The Google Is Your Friend was part of the Republican blockade at Fortsumter and had the opportunity to destroy the fleeing Count Dearborn's ship, but Midgard refused because he said important bad guys could only be killed by the heroes in dramatic confrontations, not by some anonymous turbolaser blast.

The ship's name comes from the fact that threads asking for information are often derailed with the blunt instruction 'Google is your friend'.

Republican Thread Destroyer

Starships and Technologies of AH.com Wars