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Co-written by Kaiser K and Zimmerwald1915, to the tune of Bob Dylan's The Times They Are A'Changin', in the tradition of JibJab's Time for Some Campaignin'.

Lyrics

Verse 1: The Democratic Establishment

Obama:

Come gather 'round, Joe, John, Susan 'n Sam,

It's time to start packin', to head off and scram

But there's still Middle East troubles, and guns out of hand

Kerry:

Our legacy's in need of savin'

Obama:

So forget Clinton's flip-flops and the emails she canned

Obama and Clinton:

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Verse 2: The Democratic Insurgent

Sanders:

Come middle class workers all bent on the rail

Our wages have fallen while banks we have bailed

And now that they think that they're too big to fail

Warren:

The Bern comes to light them a'blazin'

Sanders:

So let's break 'em all up and then fling 'em in jail

People:

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Verse 3: The Republican Insurgent

Trump:

Come winners, and troopers, and whites scared to fall

The PC police are all mad know-it-alls

Who over this country have cast a dark pall

People:

It's America's greatness they're maimin'

Trump:

So come down to the border and let's build a wall

People:

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Verse 4: The Republican Establishment

Bush:

Come gentlemen; Donald, he gives me a scare

With that frank red meat talk and that weird head of hair

To catch up to him now, our ranks we must pare

Walker:

He got me, now it's you that he's shamin'

Rubio and Christie:

But who's gonna stay in, and who'll be the spare?

People:

Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

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