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Co-written by Kaiser K and Zimmerwald1915, to the tune of Bob Dylan's The Times They Are A'Changin', in the tradition of JibJab's Time for Some Campaignin'.
Lyrics
Verse 1: The Democratic Establishment
Obama:
Come gather 'round, Joe, John, Susan 'n Sam,
It's time to start packin', to head off and scram
But there's still Middle East troubles, and guns out of hand
Kerry:
Our legacy's in need of savin'
Obama:
So forget Clinton's flip-flops and the emails she canned
Obama and Clinton:
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Verse 2: The Democratic Insurgent
Sanders:
Come middle class workers all bent on the rail
Our wages have fallen while banks we have bailed
And now that they think that they're too big to fail
Warren:
The Bern comes to light them a'blazin'
Sanders:
So let's break 'em all up and then fling 'em in jail
People:
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Verse 3: The Republican Insurgent
Trump:
Come winners, and troopers, and whites scared to fall
The PC police are all mad know-it-alls
Who over this country have cast a dark pall
People:
It's America's greatness they're maimin'
Trump:
So come down to the border and let's build a wall
People:
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Verse 4: The Republican Establishment
Bush:
Come gentlemen; Donald, he gives me a scare
With that frank red meat talk and that weird head of hair
To catch up to him now, our ranks we must pare
Walker:
He got me, now it's you that he's shamin'
Rubio and Christie:
But who's gonna stay in, and who'll be the spare?
People:
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!