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Landshark
A native of Durham (emphatically not a Geordie). Quite possibly the most sarcastic person in the entire universe.
Obsessions
Quotes and catchphrases
- Silence colonial! Now go back to being taxed without representation.
- Germans! The only race on Earth who would rather talk politics than semi naked Asian women!
- “Landshark enters the thread, looking sharper than (strange choice of metaphor)”
- (immediately follows up with) All right, why is the floor covered in (subject of thread) ?!
- I came, I saw, I bitchsmacked his ass.
- (In response to a member giving themselves a grand title) I've always seen you as more of a 'Susan'.
- Agamemnon!
AH.com Series
Landshark's character is the chief pilot of the AH.com Ship, but often gets drafted into the security service. Several writers have expressed problems with trying to write his character as anything other than 'Angry Brit', a characterisation which he tends to react with, er, anger to. He and IronYuppie are in a long-standing sexual relationship where IronYuppie is clearly the dominant partner.
In other fiction
In Luaky Commer, Landshark fulfils the Professor Flitwick role, teaching Alternate Culture.
In AH.COM WARS Landshark was the real identity of 'Darth Gaydar' and luakel's father.
The character of Pete Chambers from Thande's Moonstruck was also based on him.