Royal Rumble 2000: Part 2
And we have the Rumble. Hulk Hogan, looking fine in spite of a Street Fight with Cactus Jack, sits at the announce table and gives his comments on the wrestlers in the ring.
#1: D'Lo Brown
#2: Grandmaster Sexay
And we start off with “a couple of midcard nobodies” a comment that doesn't go over well with Lawler, and the two start bickering at the table while JR tries to maintain order.
#3: Headbanger Mosh
“A loser in a dress, just like Piper”
Mosh jumps into the fray, making it a three-man scramble.
#4: Christian
“Scrawny Canadian Midget”
Christian comes in, going right after Mosh, splitting up the fights.
#5: Rikishi
“Big tub of lard who shakes his ass”
Rikishi comes in to save his buddy Brian, putting D'Lo in a two-on-one situation.
#6: Scotty 2 Hotty
“How the hell did this guy even get hired?”
Scotty completes Too Cool and the three come together to eliminte D'Lo (30, D'Lo Brown) while Mosh and Christian keep fighting.
#7: Steve Blackman
“He couldn't take my buddy Eric in a martial arts contest, that's for sure.”
Blackman comes in and gets beaten down by Too Cool and tossed right out (29, Blackman)
#8: Mabel
“We sure this ring's been fortified to handle this guy?”
Mabel proves to be harder to throw out here and he tosses out Scotty (28, Scotty) leaving Brian and Rikishi to fight together to try and get him out.
#9: Big Boss Man.
“I've run with Big Boss Man a long time and he may not have a lot left, but I can carry him to a good main event at WrestleMania.”
Boss Man runs in to work over Mabel while Christian tosses out Mosh (27, Mosh) and turns to help with big Mabel.
#10: Test
“And here comes Discount Kevin Nash.”
Test comes in and joins into the big fight against Mabel, and despite their efforts, Mabel just can't be moved
#11: Scott Steiner
HOLLA! IF YOU HEAR ME!
And Big Poppa Pump makes his arrival in the WWF, sending out the Boss Man (26, Boss Man) Grandmaster Sexay (25, Sexay) and making his way to Mabel while Christian and Test break off to fight each other. Hogan clams up for a bit because he knows that he doesn't want to set Steiner off.
#12: Gangrel
“He still works here?”
Gangrel goes after Christian, but Test isn't gonna give Gangrel any help here. Meanwhile, Steiner has gotten Mabel over and out (24, Mabel)
#13: Edge
“Another Canadian midget.”
Edge comes in to help out his buddy Christian, making it Edge/Christian vs. Gangrel/Test while Steiner fights Rikishi, tossing him out. (23, Rikishi)
#14: Bob Backlund
“Oh, this old bastard...”
Backlund goes in on Steiner, getting tossed around and eventually out (22, Backlund) while Edge and Christian finally peel Gangrel off and toss him out (21, Gangrel)
#15: Triple H
“Guy curtain jerks down south and then gets with guys bigger than him. He'll never make it.”
Hunter goes right at Steiner while Test sends Christian out, leaving him and Edge to fight (20, Christian)
#16: Crash Holly
“This little guy is doomed”
Plucky little Crash runs in, takes a Big Boot from Test, Spear from Edge, Pedigree from Hunter and then Steiner tosses him out with a suplex (19, Crash)
#17: Rhyno
“Real ugly sunovabitch, isn't he?”
Rhyno charges in, hits a Gore on Test and joins his buddy Edge in fighting while Triple H and Big Poppa Pump exchange blows.
#18: Ron Simmons
“You ever been in the locker room, JR? Nobody messes with Ron.”
Simmons comes in to help his APA running buddy Test, making it Edge/Rhyno vs. Test/Simmons
#19: Road Dogg
“Wasn't he a roadie for some nobody who went south?”
The D-O-Double-G goes for Hunter, peeling him off from Steiner and taking a beating for it, getting tossed out. (18, Road Dogg)
#20: Al Snow
“Really? I already beat Mick Foley, you think Diet Mick Foley has a shot at me?”
Crazy ass Al goes after everyone he can, eventually getting caught up in the CREW/APA scramble and getting on the bad side of Rhyno. Gore!
#21: Val Venis
“A wrestling pornstar? Isn't that what XPW does?”
Venis comes in and starts going right after Al Snow.
#22: Albert
“Haven't seen a guy this hairy since George Steele.”
Albert goes right for Rhyno, leaving Edge on his own as the two hoss fight.
#23: Hardcore Holly
“More like Baldcore Holly.”
Holly comes in to fight Venis/Snow. We got Steiner/Hunter still going down, Rhyno/Albert, Val/Snow/Holly, and Edge/APA.
#24: The Rock
Hogan suddenly shuts up as he can't find a lot to say to taunt the Rock, who goes to town, tossing out Ron Simmons (17, Simmons) while Test finally gets Edge out (16, Edge) only to get jumped by Rhyno, fighting both Test and Albert (heh) while Rock helps Triple H to finally eliminate Scott Steiner (15, Steiner) before throwing hands themselves.
#25: Billy Gunn
“Mr. Ass? Man, even Brutus got sick of being the Booty Man...”
And here comes Billy Gunn, teaming with Val to fight against Hardcore Holly and Al Snow. Fights are now Triple H vs. The Rock, Val/Billy vs. Holly/Al and Rhyno vs. Test/Albert.
#26: Paul Wight (w/Bischoff)
“Yeah, he beat me once. Heh, once...”
And here comes the Giant and he starts clearing house. He tosses out Val and Billy (14, Venis) (13, Gunn) and then tosses out Al and Holly (12, Snow) (11, Holly) then he tosses out Rhyno and Albert (10, Rhyno) (9, Albert)
Six men gone and now Hunter, Rock and Test start fighting to take out Paul Wight, but hes a giant and won't go down easily.
#27: Bradshaw
“I'd say something, but Bradshaw's looking to be in a bad mood.”
And here comes the third member of the APA, joining up with Test to start attacking Paul Wight, pushing him back while Hunter and Rocky get back to it. Wight tosses out the APA (8, Bradshaw) (7, Test) and makes a move for Triple H and the Rock.
#28: The Undertaker
'Taker rolls his way to the ring, going right after Paul Wight. The two throw hands, battling it out. Hogan once again shuts up when Undertaker is in the ring.
#29: The Godfather
“I remember when he was still a voodoo man."
Godfather pimp walks his away into the match, only to get beaten down, given a Rock Bottom and tossed out (6, Godfather)
#30: X-Pac (w/Hall & Nash)
“Scrappy little kid. Ain't worth much to me, but I'm cool with his buddies.”
And same goes for X-Pac. Beatdown, Pedigree and he's out (5, X-Pac) but Hall and Nash stay outside. Curious...
And we got the Final Four. The Game, the Rock, the Undertaker, the Giant. Who will be the last man standing?
Undertaker and Paul Wight end up going out together. (4, Undertaker) (3, Paul Wight) and it's down to Triple H and the Rock. The two keep teasing eliminations until suddenly Hall and Nash slide into the ring and bundle them both out. (2, 1)
YES! Another no contest at the Royal Rumble! Hall and Nash just ruined another Rumble! Who is gonna face Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania?!