Guys,
this text someone posted on Reddit rocks
"A Reflection on Why Novosibirsk is so Bleak.
So after a recent game as Novosibirsk left me feeling bummed - more so than some games as the funni Russian warlords - I initially couldn't put my finger on why. Yes, we see in events that Novosibirsk is not a fun place to be, and I'm pretty sure if you don't feel a little guilt at the Tomsk annexation events, you have no soul. But what exactly makes Novosibirsk feel so damned bleak? After some reflection, I think I have an answer: region and realism.
Moreso than any other region, Central Siberia starts the game as one of the brightest spots in Russia. Unlike the other regions, there are no overt villains: no Vagner, no Black League, no Rodzaevsky. As such, the bar is set way higher, since you can't simply say "well at least they're not x." Fittingly, most of the Central Siberian unifiers have grand dreams of a Russia that could be. Tomsk, with their idealistic democracy and philosopher-presidents. Kemerovo, combining the best of Slavic tradition and Soviet progress for something uniquely Russian. The Black Army and their dream of uncompromising freedom. Even the PRC, declaring that the Union is not yet lost.
And then there's Novosibirsk. What is Novosibirsk? What does it stand for? The answer is nothing. It stands for nothing except the expansion of its power - and that of a narrow range of state-backed corporate entities - and its continued existence. There's no grand dream, no optimistic future. It is a state that stands for itself. There is some slight redemption for Novosibirsk if Shukshin emerges victorious, but even he is just a faint echo of what Central Siberia - and Russia - could have been.
This commitment to such suffocating mediocrity is seen in its annexation events. Brilliant scientists and inventors are reassigned to bland mass production projects and discouraged from innovating. Orators who once passionately argued for the rights of workers are left standing in line and begging for a job at one of Novosibirsk's megacorps. Novosibirsk doesn't kill the human, but it does kill their spirit, their optimism, their idealism, and their drive to succeed.
And that's why Novosibirsk feels so damned bleak: it is firmly grounded in realism. The more overtly villainous paths - like the AB or everyone's favorite funni clock man - feel so outlandish that it's easy to remember "there's no way this would actually happen." The AB would be crushed by everyone with a rifle and 5 minutes of time. Inevitably, someone would cap Tabby. Novosibirsk, however, isn't evil, just mediocre. Throw a dart at a world map, and you're likely to hit a state like Novosibirsk - a state with no values beyond its continued existence. In a region with as much potential to be bright as Central Siberia, that plodding, suffocating, strangling mediocrity bites all the harder.
Oh, and if you didn't know, Novosibirsk is the canonical unifier of Central Siberia. Sweet dreams."