The Ballad of John and Yoko Jakob and Louise Charlotte - part one
A simple plan:
- sell sugar
- sell other things
finish evicting Swedes from Guinea politely return Swedish traders home
- get a child or two engaged
- aid the duchy's defence if possible
- diplomacy
Nothing proceeds simply according to simple plans.
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Couronian ships were crossing the Atlantic via three routes. From Tobago, the "sugar fleet" carried the Duke and Duchess and two of their children, tropical fruit harvested tactically before it was ripe, and forty-three actual Swedes
liberated from the Swedish trading posts on the Guinea coast, who Jakob brought across the Atlantic to avoid them arriving in Europe before he did. The sugar fleet sailed north along the windward isles. This was not out of tourism (though the variety of lumpy green islands made start of the the voyage more enjoyable than the transatlantic one had been). If you dyed all the winds of the North Atlantic with some colours you could see from an astronomical distance, then retreated to the moon to watch, you'd see a pattern of prevailing winds going generally clockwise around its entire basin from Brazil to Greenland, with some seasonal variation as the Earth nodded at the sun. They were cutting across the unwanted easterlies to find westerlies around Bermuda's latitude to bring them to the Azores and Lisbon or else Scotland and Flekkerøy.
Other ships that had helped root out the Swedish presence on the Guinea coast had been redistributing non-Swedish traders or mercenaries from the Swedish forts. Men seeking their fortunes in Africa were liable to return and seek it again (as had the Dutch head of the Swedish trading enterprise, Hendrik Carloff, the lone non-Swede Jakob insisted on taking away from Guinea). Since the fleet had had surplus capacity in Fernau, any wishing to return to Europe were offered passage there. Any who hadn't burned bridges with the WIC (many had) were brought to Elmina or other Dutch forts, or offered a place working for Courland alongside those who
had burned bridges with the VOC. These ships were travelling anywhere from Fernau to Bandschul, until they either filled with supplies for Fernau, Gambia, Saint Helena or Loango and then went directly whichever of those; or else filled with slaves and crossed to the Americas.
Not long after Jakob had sailed for Tobago, these to-and-fro ships encountered a surprising number of damaged Dutch or Portuguese vessels, or ships evidently carrying an excess of sailors after other less-lucky ships had been sunk. The rivals for the South Atlantic were at it again. Portugal had apparently failed to root the Dutch out of Brazil for the third time, though they'd made it cost the Dutch quite a lot to remain. On the opposite side of the Atlantic, the Dutch had razed the sugar mills of Principe, as they had those of São Tomé twenty years ago. It wasn't clear whether they'd left an occupying force this time. South of Loango and Kongo, the Angola coast was dotted with both nations' raided outposts. This news travelled up the the coast toward Lisbon and beyond.
There may have been only place left, outside of Europe, where the Portuguese and Dutch did not fight: Saint Helena, the island of refreshment on the long return journey of the Indian Ocean. No one wanted to wear out their welcome at the only stop they might have in a months-long sea journey.
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At Lisbon, Jakob discovered that Tobago's news of home was at least a month out-of-date. Mitau was besieged by Russian forces. Bauske had fallen. Sweden had reached Goldingen, his childhood home. Russia had not reached the Baltic.
News from the South Atlantic had reached Lisbon as well, and Jakob was asked whether, as sovereign of Saint Helena, he might host a meeting there between Portuguese and Dutch admirals, and mediate some peace between them. Informal gratitude was expressed that Jakob had removed one trading nation from the Guinea coast - possibly a hint at some incentive for mediating with the Dutch. Perhaps the greatest sign of gratitude was an introduction of Elisabeth Charlotte to Infante Pedro, and fleetingly with Prince Afonso.
They sold fruit, but not sugar. They bought arms and powder and sailcloth and tools. And wine: Fernau and Tobago would never have worthy vineyards. Perhaps they could make some worthy fruit brandy or geist with Fernau's or Tobago's growing variety of fruit. Failing that, maybe rum that didn't taste like bad medicine was possible. They left orders to hire adventurers and merchants who spoke more than only Portuguese, in time for their southward return journey. They sent a ship south to Morocco to buy goats and contract translators and teachers of Arabic or Berber languages.
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At Edinburgh, enquiries about betrothals were politely declined. Oliver Cromwell was alternating between dying a protracted death and attempting to make a kingless England survive him. The dying left too little room for him to succeed at the political diplomacy. If anyone in England, Scotland, or Ireland still thought another non-royal leader of England could prevent a full restoration of Stuart rule, they didn't say so publicly.
Jakob was asked to mediate another peace, a permanent one, to return England to the Stuart rule like Ireland before it. Would he remain in Europe in summertime? Perhaps May? Perhaps in York, or at Hadrian's Wall?
Jakob would be an appealing mediator to the resurgent Levellers, eager for the sort of religious tolerance Jakob brought about in Courland, would he not? Perhaps then a reunited Kingdom might offer Jakob some more aid.... or perhaps invite Martin to Edinburgh or London for an extended stay....
Baby Ferdinand caught a cold in Scotland, delaying the next leg of their journey.
They sold sugar and fruit - including all the fruit varieties they thought would be beyond overripe by the time they reached Flekkerøy or Germany. They bought wool and tools. Elisabeth Charlotte was asked what one colour was most vital to include in a tartan to honour her father, and chose raspberry red. They agreed to take on apprentice glassworkers to learn from masters relocated from Libau to Fernau, and return them to Scotland as near-masters within two years.
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To Flekkerøy went all the weapons and powder, and over half the sugar. Ships bound there did not wait for Ferdinand's recovery. Honouring a promise, the Kettlers themselves bypassed the island, and sailed for Amsterdam instead. The remaining fruit mostly went directly to Bremen and Hamburg, in search of markets to return to in the future. The fastest ship to Flekkerøy also brought all the correspondence from the colonies there, and - critically - collected all the correspondence it had been collecting for Jakob and numerous colonists. This was quickly triaged and either sent on the next ship leaving Europe or to catch up with Jakob in Amsterdam.
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"Duke Jakob, if you wish your family to join with ours, you must either restore your rule over your homeland, or else show us how a stake in your overseas ventures will survive for our children to inherit...."
"...and so, my lord, here is that semaphore-frame. Swedish bullets broke its support post. It fell over 15 yards to the ground but didn't break further. Someone who knew the meaning of these things folded the fingers this way. But he died the next day. We decided it meant something to have the frame survive. So when we fled our village, we brought the frame with us. If you got this, maybe its means something for you too."
"Poland is every bit as landlocked as Lithuania now. Prussia holds the coast entire, and Swedish ships dock to unload more and more soldiers to head inland. The Poles have more military might than you did, my lord, but all they do is so uncoordinated. Your nation may indeed be faring better by avoiding battles than Poland is faring by bumbling into battles with little forethought."
"...and so, Jakob, Valdemar and Irina have been removed from duty as my representatives on Flekkerøy. I assumed after news of Russia invading your lands, you would not wish Irina so positioned. If you have preferences as to a replacement, a handful of suitable candidates are below. In the meantime, I've sent a reliable man...."
"Sister, I am so sorry. To ally with Sweden against Poland allows me the chance to better unite Prussia with Brandenburg, or at least East Pomerania. But in no way do I support their actions against Courland and Semigallia. We are all good Calvinsts, we know we will end up in hell anyway. But I didn't want that actions of one friend against another - or against family - land on my ledger of sins. I am hoping the Swedish misadventures further up the Vistula will leave them a somewhat spent force after, for what it's worth. I do not know where this message will reach you, or when, but I hope you are well."
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At Amsterdam, the WIC confirmed they would accept Jakob as a mediator in their
competition with Portugal. The VOC, for which the south Atlantic was a thoroughfare, would also send a representative. With more
competition to be expected from a reunited Britain soon, it was time to distinguish between rivalry and piracy. They settled on September 6 in Saint Helena, agreeing to Jakob's and Portugal's terms for the meeting. The VOC, like Portugal, would be on better behaviour until then.
As Jakob was the first to note, settling this in Saint Helena gave everyone a little healthy distance to correct any oversights before any document might be ratified in Europe.