Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread II

Parker does not understand that being a princess is a job that needs a lot of support from different people in order for Kristina to do her duty.
The Rainbow Tour seems to be an unqualified success for Kiki and has added to an increasingly positive image that Germany wants the people of the United States to have.
Since Ben is already is in Canada, maybe the Luftwaffe needs a liaison officer at a weather station above the Arctic Circle if a certain High Ranking Person has his way.
It looks like Marie will become the next focus of this timeline if the author is masochistic enough to continue on for the rest of his life.
Apparently the National League of German Associated Football (sorry I do not know any way to translate that in to the German language) is starting a couple of years later ITTL the IOTL.
 
Part 100, Chapter 1591
Chapter One Thousand Five Hundred Ninety-One


2nd September 1963

Jena, Thuringia

Kiki had survived her first day back at University. Presently, she was laying on her bed plucking the synth-silk strings on her guitar absentmindedly.

It was telling that every class that Kiki had was either remedial or a prerequisite. Two years of service had taken a toll and while her Professors were willing to work with her, they had made it clear that she would need to dedicate herself for the next couple years to the course of study. No exceptions would be made for her. They felt that one had already been made with her entry into the Friedrich-Schiller University, her PLM and relationship with the University Chancellor would not gain her any additional favoritism.

Moving to Jena had also further complicated Kiki social life. The first week she had moved into the one room apartment that she had leased, Ben had come to visit and for the first time in what had seemed like an eternity they were alone together. Just the thought of some of the things they had done still caused Kiki to blush. She hadn’t told Ben, but she had taken Doctor Berg and her stepmother’s advice about contraception. Having an IUD put in turned into a particularly mortifying experience the next day when Nella was full of questions about what she had been doing in front of her parents. Kiki had put her off by saying that it was for a Doctor’s appointment. That had led to further uncomfortable questions, from her father and stepmother. She had been forced to finally tell her father that it was absolutely none of his business and to Kiki’s amazement, Charlotte had backed her once it became apparent that he was delving into territory where no father wanted to go.

“We will need to talk later” Was what Charlotte had said before they had allowed Kiki to leave the table.

Fortunately, later had never come. The next day, Kiki had arranged for her things to be moved from the Meta to the apartment and the barge had been put in storage. Then Ben had visited…

It was absurd, the way people talked about such matters as if they were somehow out of bounds. Kiki knew that there was a massive amount of hypocrisy involved. Her parents had six children, and they might have had more if her mother’s health hadn’t declined. None of that was by accident. As it was, Nella was from her father’s second marriage and Kiki had the impression that Charlotte had put her foot down after that. As for her own situation, when Kiki had broached the topic with Berg, she had seemed overjoyed. When Kiki had been growing up Berg had been the few adults who had not tried to snow her with nonsense or evade the topic. Now that Kiki was older shockingly little had changed. She supposed that if she ever put pin to paper, she might write about the strange contradictions that defined her life, but Kiki had the next few academic terms to get through first.


Mitte, Berlin

Zella had tapes, dozens of them. Getting them back through customs had proven a bit difficult as the Customs Officer had never heard of video recording before and had wondered if she had been trying to put one over on him. The issue that Zella then had was a far harder sell.

Convincing her mother that she hadn’t just spent the Summer Holiday just messing around. Part of the issue was that Zella had a great deal of fun shooting the videos and there were hours of tape to cull through. Zella knew that if she attempted to leave anything out then somehow her mother would know and that would create more problems for her.

Starting in New York, Zella showed the bits with Dylan and Warhol. Then on across the United States to the day they had spent in Chicago and the Iowa State Fair. There was a brief clip of Nelson Rockefeller awkwardly greeting Kiki followed by what had happened a couple hours later with the Federal Agents. That had also been when Parker and Ritchie had entered the picture. What followed were video clips of the local people’s reaction to Kiki’s presence. Those varied extensively depending on the person. Some saw her as a link to their family’s past while others tended to see her as the enemy. Either way, they tended to be rather vocal about it.

Then came the part that Zella was most worried about her mother’s reaction. It was of the two days on the pontoon boat and camping on the Wisconsin River. There was some footage where it was obvious that Zella had either put the camera down or else handed it off to someone else so that she could join the fun.

Finally, it was back to footage of Kiki meeting the locals or trying some regional dish. Eventually culminating in their departure from America.

“I know that it isn’t exactly what you told me to do” Zella said, “But some of that is good?”

“My worry is that you are finding your way onto major stories without being seen as having earned your place through personal connections” Maria stated, “I have an entire pool of reporters who resent you for it.”

“What am I supposed to do about that?”

“There isn’t a whole lot you can do” Maria said, “Much of this footage works as supplemental material to other existing stories, I will be up to the editors as to where it fits.”

Zella supposed that she ought to be happy that her mother hadn’t sacked her like she had threatened to do. She couldn’t help but feel that the footage she had captured was more important than her mother thought it was.
 
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It‘s ultra positive that Kiki seemed to have really enjoyed her ... activities with Ben. It wasn‘t until the end of the 60s with Kolle and Uhse and then in the early 70s with the „Schulmädchenreports“ (google will help you) that it was possible to start discussing those activities beyond the purely technical part and how women can and should be able to enjoy them as well IOTL.

Wonder how TTL worked this out. IOTL there was an age of great liberty in the 20s followed by a heavy and heavily bigotted conservative clampdown on the matter in the 50s.
 
They felt that one had already been made with her entry into the Friedrich-Schiller University, her PLM and relationship with the University Chancellor would not gain her any additional favoritism.
Kiki’s professors say and feel that way now but when they want funding for it their research projects or if they or their spouses are on any fundraising committee then they are going to sing a different tune.

Zella needs to find someone to teach her the editing process because it sounds like she has a lot more great footage of the tour and the performance of Kiki, Vicky, and Bob Dylan is going to be timeless.
 
Part 100, Chapter 1592
Chapter One Thousand Five Hundred Ninety-Two


14th September 1963

Rural Upper Silesia

Looking through his binoculars, Manfred saw the bullet take the boar just behind the shoulder. It was the perfect shot, the bullet was a 7.62mm Springfield soft point that would open like flower, dumping all its energy and ending matters in seconds. It was exactly as Manfred had taught his namesake grandson since he was old enough to accompany him into the forest. The animal took a minute to realize that it no longer had a heart pumping blood. That was the nature of swine, Manfred doubted that there was a tougher creature in all of creation. Too bad that it was one of the escaped farm stock that had bedeviled him since the war had ended nearly two decades earlier.

Manny smiled as he ejected the cartridge from the Winchester 1895 that had once been a part of Manfred’s collection. The Graf had given it to Manfred the Younger on his recent sixteenth birthday after he had decided that he liked it. Manfred never had liked that particular rifle, it kicked extremely hard for a rifle chambered in that cartridge. Manny was considerably larger than his grandfather, so the recoil didn’t seem to bother him as much.

Malcolm and Nikolaus were watching intently. Malcolm was twelve and Nikolaus was five, so they were still learning. Manfred had done his best to impress upon his grandson the importance of his relationship with his younger cousins. He was reminded of when he had spent countless days in this same forest with his brother Lothar and cousin Wolfram. Both of them were gone now, Lothar having died in the First World War and Wolfram having succumbed to cancer. By some twist of fate, Manfred had lived to be an old man. He frequently wondered exactly how that had happened.

Picking their way through the forest, Manny stuck with his grandfather while the two younger boys ran ahead. Manfred had noticed that Manny was taller than him by the time he was thirteen, these days he had grown absolutely imposing.

“Good shot” Manfred said as they came upon the boar, Nikolaus was poking at it.

“I thought it was a bit high” Manny replied.

“No one likes a smartass” Manfred snapped as Manny just smirked.

Looking at the size of the boar, Manfred realized that it was possibly a prize winner if they weighed it before it was butchered. He knew that he would need to send one of the boys running back to the Forester’s lodge to get help. It would have to be Malcolm because Nikolaus was still too young for that sort of errand. The difficulty was that Malcolm was prone to flights of fancy. Asking him to walk through the forest on a warm Saturday afternoon was asking for trouble. Considering his grand-nephew, Manfred knew that he would need to be creative and make that work for him.

“I need a runner, you” Manfred said, looking at Malcolm. “I need to report to the Forester and tell them that the General needs help bringing that beast back from the front forthwith.”

Malcolm gave him a nod and ran off as fast as he could.

“The Forester is going to be trying to figure out just what the Hell is going on when he gets here Opa” Manny said.

“Yeah” Manfred replied, “But sometimes you need to play the game to keep a man focused.”

“Malcolm is hardly a man yet” Manny said.

“True” Manfred said, “But he is getting there.”


Tempelhof, Berlin

Sharing a room in the dormitory with Zella again was a considerable relief for Aurora. She had spent the Summer Holiday at the Prora in Binz, so being back with her irreverent friend was a welcome change after spending weeks neck deep in family togetherness in what became the largest Jewish city in the world for the month of August every year. There were all the politics that came with it and because word had gotten out that Aurora was dating yet another Goy, she had received quite a bit of grief over the matter. The people there quite literally had nothing better to do than complain and brag in equal turns about what their children were doing.

Tonight, Zella was fumbling with a suitcase sized box that she had kept in the closet of their room. She had pulled it out and had connected it with cables to the television in the recreation room on their floor, much to the annoyance of those who might have wanted to watch something other than the static on the screen. Zella had said that this was something that Aurora needed to see, so far Aurora couldn’t see what the big deal was.

“Hold on” Zella said, “I think I got it.”

Zella hit a button on the box and garish music filled the room as a man with grey hair was delivering a monologue in English on the television. Zella fast forward through this and what looked like sketch comedy.

“This was in New York” Zella said. And Kiki came walking out on the stage after the man made a joke about her kissing Benjamin.

“This is a recording?” Aurora asked.

“The latest technology” Zella said, “Sony lent it to Kiki, and she forgot to ask for it back.”

Zella was right, this was something that Aurora needed to see.

“What else can this do?” Aurora asked.
 
Heh, Opa training the next generation in how to take out varmints.

Von Richthofen ITTL puts the conserve into conservatism.

Most people tend to forget the importance of pest control in conservation. It was a major component of my degree in Environmental Management, alongside studying the techniques involved and the resistance from some segments of the population towards those methods. Even here in New Zealand, where both animal and plant pest control programs are relatively high profile, you still get groups as diverse as PETA & other animal rights groups, hunters, some conservationists & scientists, garden centres & horticulturalists, etc. arguing over the pros & cons of any particular method. Not to mention the group who think its all a waste of time & money.
 
I can see Aurora suggesting to Zella that they take the video footage to Aunt Gerta. While Maria, a print journalist, seems to be constrained by her bias towards her medium and associating the video footage with the older news-reel format. Gerta, meanwhile, is a high profile TV executive, albeit an entertainment one, and will almost certainly see the importance & potential of both the footage AND Sony's wonderful little toy for what they are: a chance to break the radio & print media's grip on breaking news stories, especially if they can combine it with a mobile broadcast unit. The enhanced capabilities the camera and, more importantly, the video tape offer to the entertainment & sports divisions of TV won't go unnoticed either.

Zella has just invented the role of roving television journalist and Sony shares are going to skyrocket once the world catches on. Add the fact that Sony almost certainly has video tape players in production as well...
As for other journos thinking that Zella's success is due purely to nepotism on her mother's part & her insider connections, screw them. They're just jealous and soon to be green with envy ...
 
Most people tend to forget the importance of pest control in conservation. It was a major component of my degree in Environmental Management, alongside studying the techniques involved and the resistance from some segments of the population towards those methods. Even here in New Zealand, where both animal and plant pest control programs are relatively high profile, you still get groups as diverse as PETA & other animal rights groups, hunters, some conservationists & scientists, garden centres & horticulturalists, etc. arguing over the pros & cons of any particular method. Not to mention the group who think its all a waste of time & money.

Count your blessings, at least all parties agree on Why you have the need for Pest Control, you arguments goes over How. In the end the fact that it gets Done is important.
 
Count your blessings, at least all parties agree on Why you have the need for Pest Control, you arguments goes over How. In the end the fact that it gets Done is important.

It helps that our only native land mammals are a few species of bat. Every other land mammal was introduced by humans. Makes it hard to argue that they have a 'right' to be here.
 
Part 100, Chapter 1593
Chapter One Thousand Five Hundred Ninety-Three


16th September 1963

Mitte, Berlin

No one knew how it had happened but the buildings and trees around the headquarters of the Panzer Corps had become the roosting place of hundreds of crows during the autumn and winter. The Inspector of the Panzer Corps, Generaloberst Walther Wenck, said that they were welcome because they were always in uniform. It was perfectly in keeping with how the black uniforms of the men of the Panzer Corps had earned them that nickname. Or as the joke went, whenever one of them went to Wunsdorf or the Ministry of War in Berlin they were a crow among pigeons. Today, Kurt had learned that change had come to the Panzer Corps and like everyone else, he wasn’t thrilled about it.

While the black dress uniform would remain the sole province of the Panzer Corps and attached Cavalry units. The field uniform of the Panzer Crews would no longer be the black coveralls. Instead, new coveralls made of a grey fire-resistant fabric similar to those already used by Luftwaffe air crews had been selected. Hoods and gloves of the same fabric had been introduced for greater flash protection. Finally, in a major departure from past practice, the crews were to be issued with specially designed steel helmets with radio headphones and microphones built in. While that dispensed with the hated throat mics, Kurt’s phone had been ringing off the hook as hundreds of Panzer Commanders had informed their crews of the changes. They knew that Kurt Knispel was one of them having worked his way up from having once been an enlisted Gunner in Spain, decades earlier. The difficulty was that Kurt had been ordered to sell them on the changes. The Panzer Corps had spent five decades cultivating a certain kind of mindset that Kurt found himself at odds with in this particular situation.

Hans von Mischner had found it amusing. The Dragoons had worn standard issue uniforms from the beginning, back when they had just been a Platoon hitching a ride on the back of von Wolvogle’s Raupe Panzers. “I know a thing about dealing with this sort of thing” Hans said, “You need to be inevitable or else they will eat you alive.”

Kurt had tried to take that advice to heart. As he had to take angry phone call after angry phone call, he was finding that difficult. He understood the reasoning for the changes, that they were the direct result of lessons learned in Mexico and Korea. Still, he had many fond memories of how it had been when he had been in the commander’s cupola himself.


Jena, Thuringia

Sony finally called and they wanted to know where their video camera had disappeared to. It had taken a few calls, but Kiki had figured out that Zella still had it. From Zella’s reaction when Kiki had told her that it needed to be returned, Kiki realized that Sony had a product that was about to happen. So, Kiki had arranged for Sony to send someone to help Zella edit the footage that she had shot in America over the summer in return for giving the camera back. They were more than happy to do that after Kiki had become a substantial shareholder in their corporation. Zella had the ambition of making a documentary film out of their experiences. Kiki wished her luck.

The Hohenzollern trust had kittens when they had learned that Kiki had made such an investment without consulting them first. She had one of the managers completely forgetting who she was and yelling at her about her buying stock in a Japanese corporation that few outside of Japan had ever heard of that made unproven technology.


Washington D.C.

Throughout 1962 and 1963 things had seemed to level out. The economy was good and the various social programs that had been fought over since the Truman Administration were finally starting to show tangible results. Foreign policy had been a bit more questionable as their allies in China slid into a civil war. However, with the efforts of the Germans and British as well as the recent successful tours by a representative of their respective Monarch’s families, relations across the Atlantic were better than they had been in a generation.

The recent good times ended abruptly. All summer the Whitehouse had been getting reports of voter registration efforts ahead of the 1964 General Election. Today the offices of the NAACP in Mobile, Alabama had been firebombed with dozens of the staff still inside. Averell Herriman was still waiting for additional information from the local police and fire department when word came of two nearly identical attacks in Charlestown, South Carolina and Dallas, Texas. No one believed for an instant that it was just a coincidence, someone was singing from the hymnal book. The question was exactly what to do about it.

It was at that moment that the recent death of Eliot Ness, the former FBI Director was most acutely felt. He had restored the credibility of the Bureau after it had fallen into disrepute under the leadership of J. Edgar Hoover. An obvious interstate conspiracy was what they were made to deal with. The rub was the that new Director lacked the public confidence despite having been a Field Agent and a Field Supervisor for the previous two decades. The truth was that Herriman felt that the new Director having everything to prove might just cause him to get results in a hurry, which was exactly what the American Public was demanding.
 
The Hohenzollern trust had kittens when they had learned that Kiki had made such an investment without consulting them first. She had one of the managers completely forgetting who she was and yelling at her about her buying stock in a Japanese corporation that few outside of Japan had ever heard of that made unproven technology.

Oh...how wrong they will be. Also, Louis will be deeply impressed with the work of his daughter as soon as this arrives. Bonus points on the diplomatic front are from providing a major endorsement from the house the Japanese princess just married into.
 
No one knew how it had happened but the buildings and trees around the headquarters of the Panzer Corps had become the roosting place of hundreds of crows during the autumn and winter.

Do not bother them. Crows are vindictive. Crows have been known to teach their children to attack the same target, so one person might find themselves attacked by generations of crows. My brother killed a crow that was raiding his garden once, and it's mate (so we assumed) harried him until he managed to take it out too. Divebombing his head, stealing a hat from his head, etc.
 
Do not bother them. Crows are vindictive. Crows have been known to teach their children to attack the same target, so one person might find themselves attacked by generations of crows. My brother killed a crow that was raiding his garden once, and it's mate (so we assumed) harried him until he managed to take it out too. Divebombing his head, stealing a hat from his head, etc.
My grandpa's brother kept getting woken up at like 4AM by a crow. So one morning, he decides to wait out there, and as the sun comes up, he gives the crow a 12 gauge wakeup call.

Next week or so was spent with a shitload more of them cawing, all the time, until his sister tells him and my grandpa to just bury the damn thing before she buries them.
 
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